Barb's Birthday

[GS 281]

Congratulations, Barb. You were to make it another year. Here's to 365 days more of being a blight on your community and an uncontrollable wreck of a woman.

 

[Cosmos]

I actually kind of forgot that she was alive.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BARB!

 

[Tubular Monkey]

TUBULAR MONKEY IS THE GRIM REAPER!!!!

It's always the ones you kind of expect.

 

[nad7155]

I am glad is still keeping on.

She is an anchor, no matter how loose, for Chris.

 

[Marvin]

I am glad is still keeping on.

She is an anchor, no matter how loose, for Chris.

She's an anchor around his leg and he's drowning.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

She's an anchor around his leg and he's drowning.

Yeah, he's gonna do better when she's dead.

Go ahead. Bring on the powerlevel ratings. Go on, I won't stop you.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

I would love to see what she got. Chris gives the best gifts.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

You are my girlfriend
You are my sweetheart
I am your boyfriend
The one who stole your heart
We are a couple
The sweetest one there is
So let’s seal your birthday
With the most romantic kiss

You are beautiful
Sweet and amazing
Since the day our eyes met
For you, I had a thing
You are pretty
Radiant and lovely
I fall for you
Oh so frequently
You are attractive
Pretty and gorgeous
I don’t think there is
Any better couple than us
Happy birthday girlreadmore@WishesMessages(.)com

 

[Bluespike]

I don't think Chris would forget his Mother's Birthday. As far as we know Chris gave her a Card saying 'Thank you for being a Great Mother and helping me on my Lovequest and tolerating my Male to Female Identity, Love ChristiNE Westom Chandler

 

[Trombonista]

I don't think Chris would forget his Mother's Birthday. As far as we know Chris gave her a Card saying 'Thank you for being a Great Mother and helping me on my Lovequest and tolerating my Male to Female Identity, Love ChristiNE Westom Chandler

I can't help but think he'd sign it Christian/Christine Weston Chandler. Wouldn't wanna confuse Mommy Dearest.

 

[anusaurus]

I wonder what Chris got her for himself.
Hopefully not a vee-string!

 

[Stress Sigh]

 

[Bluebird]

Barb and Chris probably celebrated the day with a shopping spree at the ruckersville goodwill and some mcdonalds for dinner.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I wonder if Chris even remembered or cared for Barb's birthday. The two have seemed a bit more separate as of late.

Or does Barb suddenly approve of Chris's lesbian soul and going out to LGBT rallies?

 

[Marvin]

Or does Barb suddenly approve of Chris's lesbian soul and going out to LGBT rallies?

Still not happy about it. She's given up the fight though.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Still not happy about it. She's given up the fight though.

Has she called Chris a fag anymore times?

 

[Marvin]

Has she called Chris a fag anymore times?

Heh, I don't think so.

 

[KillerKarlKox]

Still not happy about it. She's given up the fight though.

Makes sense, the tugboat is the biggest source of income they have now, probably more than her social security.

 

[Holdek]

Has she called Chris a fag anymore times?

I think only Bob explicitly threw the

card at him.

 

[_blank_]

I bet she's really enjoying that Barb Amiibo that Christine made for her out of one of those Pikachu amiibos he ripped apart for scrap. Maybe Chris will be extra nice and take her out of the horde to Impulse so they can dance the night away.