Barb's Birthday

[Henry Bemis]

And in all the flurry and the fuss of the Facebook messages, we overlooked that Barb turned 72 on the 1st.

I'm sure we're are upset that we missed this day and we'll be sure to send good vibes her way.

 

[Judge Holden]

I sent over Marvin in his pickle suit to give her some old timey white trash style luvin the way she likes it.

Unfortunately it seems that chris got her the same gift

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Happy Still Technically Living Day, Barb. Sorry Chris forgot.

 

[LM 697]

One year closer to death. Happy birthday.

 

[CatParty]

She probably enjoyed a quiet evening at home with Chris performing his Lego high school fanties for her present.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

 

[Satoru182]

I wonder if she even knows what day it is. Both must have forgotten, Chris was busy defaming Meggan and Barb too busy breathing.

 

[Some JERK]

Happy birthday! May your trash heap grow ever mightier for years to come.

 

[Picklepower]

The mail might be late, but eventually she will get the David Decoteau, erotic movies, I sent her.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I wonder if she even knows what day it is. Both must have forgotten, Chris was busy defaming Meggan and Barb too busy breathing.

I was thinking the same. Chris and Barb live in perpetual isolation. Barb very may well assume it's still September, or later into October than it already is.

In any event, Baby Huey didn't get her anything because "PRESENTS ARE EXPENSIVE!"

 

[butt in trouble]

Chris didn't even get her another Sonichu themed cake? Asshole...

 

[Trombonista]

Maybe Chris has been so angry because Barb yelled at him for forgetting her birthday, and now he's taking it out on Megan.

 

[CWCissey]

Maybe Chris has been so angry because Barb yelled at him for forgetting her birthday, and now he's taking it out on Megan.

That is actually a very good theory there.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Maybe Chris has been so angry because Barb yelled at him for forgetting her birthday, and now he's taking it out on Megan.

This might actually not be far from the truth.

Cue Chris ranting at Megan on FB for making him forget Barb's birthday.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Maybe Chris has been so angry because Barb yelled at him for forgetting her birthday, and now he's taking it out on Megan.

That is actually a very good theory there.

Old people don't like being reminded of their birthdays, though.

 

[CWCissey]

Maybe Chris has been so angry because Barb yelled at him for forgetting her birthday, and now he's taking it out on Megan.

That is actually a very good theory there.

Old people don't like being reminded of their birthdays, though.

NORMAL old people don't.

Barb likely just wants an excuse to add to the hoard.

 

[Lady Houligan]

Maybe Chris has been so angry because Barb yelled at him for forgetting her birthday, and now he's taking it out on Megan.

That is actually a very good theory there.

Old people don't like being reminded of their birthdays, though.

It's Barb, she wants all the attention she can get. Besides, he owes her for not naming her mother of the year at any point after 2000.

 

[cheersensei]

Can't begin to imagine what it's like to celebrate your supposed "golden years" in 14 Branchland Court. A widow surrounded by your hoard of items, a house crumbling at the seams, a son you can barely describe in polite company, and your health declining at a slow rate.

Happy belated birthday Barbra Chandler.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

To some small degree, Chris is a victim of terrible circumstances. Hoardzilla got exactly what she deserved.

 

[Count groudon]

Happy birthday barb! You didn't die in the hoard this year. Congrats