Barq.app - A dating site for furries by furries, from babyfurs to babymamas

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I think the old saying "just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should" rings true here,


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Also what does any of this even mean? To me it reads of something a schizo wrote while taking copious amounts of benadryl. I'm convinced the majority of the words this tranny wrote in his bio are made up. I'm not studying electrical engineering here, I'm laughing at retards. I don't think I should need reference materials just to understand what the actual fuck I am reading.
 
Thanks for shouting me out, Platinum. For the record, most of the OP was Platinum's doing, so while I helped them proofread it, they deserve most of the credit. Anyways, Barq is possibly one of the easiest sites to harvest data on furries. Most people just point-blank link all of their social media directly on their public profile.

One of the most fascinating aspects of Barq is the remarkable openness of people in public groups (in the worst possible way). Seriously, if you start searching random words, you'll inevitably find groups where tons of furries openly powerlevel to an embarrassing extent.

The sheer volume of concentrated content you can find in a short amount of time is fascinating. Just to prove my point, I found and screenshotted all of the following posts in public groups in the span of about 15 minutes:
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Incest Furs:

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FeralFursAD:

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Pokemon Yiff Den:
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Cock Vore 18+ only:
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I think the old saying "just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should" rings true here,


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Also what does any of this even mean? To me it reads of something a schizo wrote while taking copious amounts of benadryl. I'm convinced the majority of the words this tranny wrote in his bio are made up. I'm not studying electrical engineering here, I'm laughing at retards. I don't think I should need reference materials just to understand what the actual fuck I am reading.
I speak fluent retard, allow me to translate.

Hello, I'm a snowflake that couldn't just give myself a normal name, I picked Hades! I'm so quirky and probably a satanist [posts pictures of st peters cross]. I'm a pooner but without putting in the effort, I'm also literally retarded but I'm going to claim it's just the autism and ADHD combo frying my braincells

I have committment issues and I need to make it everyone else's problem. I'm a polyamarous whore who thinks my friends and partners need to be literal cuckolds and compete with each other because I put them on an equal pedistal. Don't expect anything out of me because I'm a lazy fuck that will victimize herself at the drop of a hat, and make you enemy number one.

I'm a total whore but I want to fuck when it's most inconvinent for you, I'm also asexual at the same time for some reason despite that I want to be a whore. I don't feel attracted to you but let's fuck anyway okay? Try not to be too bothered by the fact I don't find you attractive I'm just going through the motions my stepdad taught me.

BE MY FRIEND THOUGH!
 
I speak fluent retard, allow me to translate.

Hello, I'm a snowflake that couldn't just give myself a normal name, I picked Hades! I'm so quirky and probably a satanist [posts pictures of st peters cross]. I'm a pooner but without putting in the effort, I'm also literally retarded but I'm going to claim it's just the autism and ADHD combo frying my braincells

I have committment issues and I need to make it everyone else's problem. I'm a polyamarous whore who thinks my friends and partners need to be literal cuckolds and compete with each other because I put them on an equal pedistal. Don't expect anything out of me because I'm a lazy fuck that will victimize herself at the drop of a hat, and make you enemy number one.

I'm a total whore but I want to fuck when it's most inconvinent for you, I'm also asexual at the same time for some reason despite that I want to be a whore. I don't feel attracted to you but let's fuck anyway okay? Try not to be too bothered by the fact I don't find you attractive I'm just going through the motions my stepdad taught me.

BE MY FRIEND THOUGH!
Thank you, I guess I gotta start taking Retard: 098 and work my way up to Retard Lit: 110
 
there is not a single straight person on that whole app
I know a frequent barq user who's quite straight and has been using it forever to try and find a gf, but he only gets gay guys (in his dms) tryna start a sugar daddy relationship. He's sick of it. Ohh the funny stories I imagine he could tell...
 
Jacob, did you really think that just posting a photo of yourself with the camera covering your face on an obscure site under a different alias was enough to not get found?
I'm genuinely impressed you guys recognized him at first glance.

The only mod to ever betray the community and delete a thread. Whiteknighting for Byuu didn't even get him any bussy. Sad.
 
Purple cat fursona: check.
Into anthro planes: check.
Into Linux: check.
Into old computers: check.
Cincinnati Ohio: check.
Stupid hat: check.
Casio watch: check.
Wage cage: check.
Single: check.
Fat: check.

Jacob, did you really think that just posting a photo of yourself with the camera covering your face on an obscure site under a different alias was enough to not get found?
Holy shit, he's even wearing a McDonalds t-shirt like the stereotypical amerimutt, on top of looking just as disheveled as one.
This thread has some real potential, I will have to check it periodically.
 
I went after some more profiles and was kinda shocked at how fast some groups pushed out new content by flashbanging me with some more freaks and weirdos. Barq really is an untapped goldmine for lolcow content.

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The only mod to ever betray the community and delete a thread. Whiteknighting for Byuu didn't even get him any bussy. Sad.
The Discord niggers still banned him when you restored the thread even though it was completely out of his control, which was really hilarious. Never deal with Discord niggers.
 
His Peertube instance has been offline for a while now. Adding credence to your theory that he has largely fucked off.

The signup process for the app is atrocious. When setting your birthdate, you can't just set a date, so you have to click the prior month button several hundred times, as if using a time machine to go back into the calender. Furries can't into tech.
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Nigga, that's a standard system control. You just click on the year if you're really serious about making sure you dox your exact date of birth to a bunch of degenerate animal groomers.
 
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