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Shohei Ohtani in his very first Spring Training game with the Dodgers yesterday, hit a 2 run homer to the opposite field.

Today, he announces on Instagram that he's gotten married.

Pretty impressive as to how absolutely nothing was leaked to anyone outside of his inner circle.

What a guy.
 
Shohei Ohtani in his very first Spring Training game with the Dodgers yesterday, hit a 2 run homer to the opposite field.

Today, he announces on Instagram that he's gotten married.

Pretty impressive as to how absolutely nothing was leaked to anyone outside of his inner circle.

What a guy.

Shohei is gonna be scary this year. I mean, he was scary last year because he was a two-way player that dominated on and off the mound, but this year is gonna be next level for him. Now that he's going to be 100% focused on being a hitter, I would be looking at any projected stats and bet the over on him.
 
Even JB told him to fuck off with that. That proposal was insane. 5 million visitors a year to a renovated Bridgeport to watch the Sox? Madness.
According to the papers the new pitch is trying to package the new park with keeping the Bears in the city with their own new stadium. This is real estate not football, so the Bears aren't dumb enough to sign on. This plan is deader than hell.
 


It's strange seeing TheScore.com in 2024.

It started as a Canadian cable TV text-only sports ticker in the 90s.

Then in the aughts, it became a plucky 3rd-place live sports network showing Canadian varsity football, WWE wrestling, out-of-market major league sports games and zany commentary shows. Sid Sexeiro, who currently does Breakfast Television for Toronto moms, was on the network for years with his terrible takes. Adnan Virk, who I believe left for ESPN or possibly the MLB network, was also a host.

Then in the early 2010s, they went heavy with their online presence, hiring edgy bloggers. They hired the amateurs from the Drunk Jays Fans blogspot and Drew Fairservice of Ghostrunner on First.

Andrew Stoeten and Dustin Parkes of the DJF were edgybois in the aughts who wrote classics before being hired such as "DJF Guide to Punching Kitty at the Ballpark" and the lore of the Wade Boggs head where he drank 70 beers on a cross-country charter flight.

The boys unfortunately went corporate when they got hired by The Score, memoryholing their back catalogue.
They'd write daily baseball content for a few years for The Score, mostly about the Jays, the Giants and the Dutch soccer team.

One day a few years later, The Score pulled the plug on their whole online division overnight. They sold their 3rd-position sports cable station to Rogers, the Jays owner, who folded it into their interchangeable stations, rebranding it as Sportsnet 360, a dumping ground for second-rate live games and radio simulcasts.

Stoeten continued covering the Jaya jumping from independent platform to platform. He eventually got hired as The Athletic's Jays beat reporter for a few years until getting fired for interviewing ?Stephen Brunt drunk on the brand's podcast. He also unfortunately developed TDS.

The Drunk Jays Fans community was eventually reborn without Stoeten himself. A new Blogspot message board called Jays In the House was established by an artsy woman from Toronto. The community unfortunately also succumbed to TDS.

Dustin Parkes would get a job running the Arts section of the National Post.

Drew Fairservice returned to his day job, later co-host The Athletic's Jays podcast with Stoeten then took it over after his dismissal.

The Score brand itself seems to live on a decade later as a gambling-based sports app accompaniment.
 
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Was this ever mentioned in this thread? Didn't find anything searching Oakland Ballers.


They posted another video whining about not being permitted to play in the Coliseum.


Most recently they announced that they will be playing at some shitty park in the ghetto (oakland) that they gon revitalize.

 
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Was this ever mentioned in this thread? Didn't find anything searching Oakland Ballers.


They posted another video whining about not being permitted to play in the Coliseum.


Most recently they announced that they will be playing at some shitty park in the ghetto (oakland) that they gon revitalize.

lol nice park
 
Gerrit Cole to miss at least 1-2 months due to an elbow injury

Hell must have frozen over because I am actually starting to feel bad for the Yankees.

Kind of expected it. His one outing this spring wasn't great and he did look like he was in some sort of discomfort. I suspect the injury is probably just a really deep bruise, but 1-2 months is a long time for an ace like him.
 
Gerrit Cole to miss at least 1-2 months due to an elbow injury

Hell must have frozen over because I am actually starting to feel bad for the Yankees.
After last year especially. They were one step away from calling up bat boys.

Phillies looking really strong but again it's early and spring training doesn't often mean squat come real season. I fear braves are going to be really good.
 
Probably the least excited I've ever been for the start of a baseball season.

The Jays decided to stand pat this offseason after showing for the last 4 years or so that they are good but not good enough.

But I think my disillusion is more than that.

MLB seems more fake & gay than ever. I just can't unsee it all now.

I did catch a 30-min replay of a ST game late night last week because nothing else was on. I got annoyed because it seemed like there was a new nepo baby PbP voice where Toronto fired their existing guy to plug in Dan Shulman's kid.

I still check in on Jays' news every few days, but all the communities seem so pozzed now that I don't post and can barely tolerate a few minutes.
 
Probably the least excited I've ever been for the start of a baseball season.

The Jays decided to stand pat this offseason after showing for the last 4 years or so that they are good but not good enough.

But I think my disillusion is more than that.

MLB seems more fake & gay than ever. I just can't unsee it all now.

I did catch a 30-min replay of a ST game late night last week because nothing else was on. I got annoyed because it seemed like there was a new nepo baby PbP voice where Toronto fired their existing guy to plug in Dan Shulman's kid.

I still check in on Jays' news every few days, but all the communities seem so pozzed now that I don't post and can barely tolerate a few minutes.
Boy, aren't you going to feel foolish when Vogelbach hits for .320 with 37 HRs and names the Jew in his WS MVP speech.
 
Boy, aren't you going to feel foolish when Vogelbach hits for .320 with 37 HRs and names the Jew in his WS MVP speech.

I'm old enough to have witnessed Gabe Gross do a Jose Bautista impression before Jose Bautista was Jose Bautista.

2005

The Blue Jays finished spring training with a 16–10 record. Among the stars of spring training was Gabe Gross, who tied the Jays' record for most home runs in spring training with eight (the previous record breaker was long time Blue Jay Carlos Delgado).

Gabe Gross' regular season HR total in 2005: 1
 
Overall, I'd say this Spring Training has been...well, as good as Spring Training can reasonably be. I've been impressed by the Grapefruit League this year, especially Detroit and Washington. I certainly won't make predictions this early on, but both of those teams are showing some genuine promise in getting better. Detroit especially could be a contender for a second place finish in the ALC and Washington might go a little above expectations in the NLE.
 
Honestly this isn't that much better than the actual Coliseum.
I hear the Colliseum is a dangerous area, probably due to criminals targeting the games. But there doesn't seem to be any Commiefornia homeless encampments right outside the fences. Maybe along the train tracks somewhat nearby. The sketchiest thing I could find on Google maps was this guy skating down the highway with a big stick.

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