Vlad Sr. was supposedly a manwhore. So Vlad Jr.'s mother might just be mystery meat, accounting for his Prince Fielder avatar build vs Papa Guerrero's svelte preset.
Vlad Jr. was born in Montreal during his dad's Expos days, technically making him Canadian although he spent his formative years in the DR. Not sure if Vlad Jr.'s mom was dragged along to Canada or if she had any local connections.
Vlad Jr. also supposedly was mostly trained by Vlad Sr.'s older MLB
brother Wilton because he was out of the league and back in the DR by 2005 when Sr. would still play on the mainland for years.
So Vlad Jr. has 1/2 of his dad's genetics re: contact ability, power, arm strength, apparently his hoe of a mother's thicc Latina thighs and actual baseball skills tutelage from his washed up MLB utility man uncle.
Interesting. He's such a black nigger though that the mother was likely your average fatass sheboon and that's where he gets those genetics from.
Dodgers with a frustrating loss tonight. After the marathon game the night before, I figured that LA could take advantage of the Mets exhausted pitching.
Well, they only needed 2 guys to go 9 innings and LA's bats went to sleep. Ohtani is in a slump, given how he badly he's whiffing on pitches. Crazy as this may sound given the season that he had last year, he has work to do on the art of batting.
You see other great hitters fouling off multiple pitches and taking pitchers deep. Ohtani's at-bats always end quickly, regardless of the result. I really want to see him have competitive at-bats where he's making pitchers work and dig deep. That's the difference between him and some of the truly elite hitters.
I'm also tired of all of these frontline starting pitchers being out injured. Dodgers appear to have the greatest number of players on the IL across the league.
I don't think that Mark Prior is the issue as much as these kikes in the front office and their obsession with velocity and spin rate. They always try and pick up guys who can just fill in those 2 boxes, but those motherfuckers tend to get hurt a lot more than other pitchers. It's a vicious cycle if I've ever seen one.
I mean, I fully expect Yamamoto to be shut down for a period of time at some point this season because that's just how it goes with guys who throw that hard.
Glasnow is an actual sissy boy faggot. He can't play with any amount of pain. I never liked Snell because this faggot walks way too many batters. Sasaki I've had questions about for a while now and he may just never be that good. Tanner Scott is a fucking joke. I read that they're making him throw more strikes this year and that's why he's being lit up.
I mean, if that's the case then he was profiting off of hitters swinging on anything like they're on some minor leagues shit. If you can't get guys out throwing strikes then maybe your "stuff" was never that good to begin with.
I really liked Gavin Stone and River Ryan but those motherfuckers aren't coming back until 2026 at the earliest it seems. They have some many injured pitchers that I can't keep track of this shit anymore.
I don't know...just frustrated about a lot of shit. Dodgers are posers right now and not nearly as good as whatever their record says.
