Bash at the Fanfic

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Hollywood Hulk Hogan

Hollywood Hulk Hogan

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Brothers, it is almost time for the Bash at the Fanfic! Now, normally I don't like to use violence to settle disputes. I always tell my Hulkamaniacs to try and use words to settle disputes, but when words just aren't enough, it is time to have a match. Hal9000 has been saying he is more powerful than Hulkamania and that Hulkamania is worthless; well, brothers, I will prove to all my little Hulksters that is not the case. Hal, when you are in the squared circle with me and my 24 inch pythons, you will see the true power of Hulkamania. You will feel the wrath of the pythons! You will feel the wrath of Hulkamania! WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN ALL THE HULKAMANIACS OF THE WORLD DESTROY YOU?!
 
Well, BROOOOOOOTHER... There may be many little Hulkamaniacs cheering you on at Bash, but they may also be some traiterous "pythons" ready to stick a knife in your back.

You don't have to worry about me tho, I will climb over the top rope and powerbomb you right in the middle of the ring. I don't need little losers patting me in the back like you do and I don't care how strong you think Hulkamania is, when the bell rings at Bash at the Fanfic, I'll be the one standing, holding the CWCki heavy weight tittle up in the air... BROOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEER!
 
Brother, the Hulkamaniacs would never think of backstabbing me. We all train, say our prayers and eat our vitamins. We are brothers, man. All the little Hulkamaniacs are tied together by our common bond.

I gotta give credit where credit is due, man, you are one big challenge that lies before me. However, with all the little Hulksters at my side, drawing energy from them, I shall pick you up and SLAM you to the mat like I did all 550 lb of Andre the Giant, man. Brother, you have no idea what you are up against. The 24 inch pythons shall squeeze the life out of you, then I shall cover you for the 1-2-3.
 
Go Hulk, show Hal the true power of ll the little Hulkamanics out there.
 
Once I'm done with you Hogan, I'm coming after this sperg ->
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Brother, after all is said and done, I will still be the champion. No matter how big you are, you are not as big as all of Hulkamania. When Hulkamania rules, when Hulkamania lives forever, when Hulkamania has you down for the count, I will emerge victorious. WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS RUN WILD ON YOU?!
 
I have a feeling we're going to see the "Fingerpoke Of Doom" instead. :ruse:
 
drunkenhobo said:
Exactly this. Hal is weak as water. Doesn't stand a chance against Hulkamania.
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You got that right, brother! Hulkamania is the most powerful force in the universe. Beating Hal is quite a challenge, but compared to what Hulkamania is capable of, it is not even in the top 10, man. Hal: You will feel the wrath of Hulkamania, you will feel the wrath of the pythons
 
HAL is a glowing red light mounted into a wall. What could he possibly hope to do against the awesome power of Hulkamania?
 
Darky said:
Cut off his life support and send him spinning away into space?
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But this isn't in space, it's on Earth, right at Hulkamania. Can HAL even try to do anything to Hulkamania?
 
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