Inactive Bashurverse / Brandon Ashur / @T0astyTime - Minecraft YouTuber, Attention Whore, Tantrum-throwing Pedophile

[cockaine]

Yes, he's dead dead. The pedo really got merked by COVID

As we all know, covid isn't real. Clearly this was the work of Mosaad because he didn't get a kid touching license from Congress.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Anyone who equates a 40 year old fucking a 20 year old with a 19 year old fucking a 13 year old because "an age gap is an age gap" is probably a pedo.

Here's the mugshot website / Archive
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Here you can see the pedo ranger himself back in 2004.

I wish we had the court records. They've got to be public, but they're not online. Someone would probably have to go to a courthouse and print them.

 

[Beard_Chan]

I get it's his brand, but man is keemstar a faggot. "This guy died? #DramaAlert bro."

Had no clue who he was, read OP, fuck him, don't care.

I don't get the hate Keem gets on this forum. He does the same thing we all do here except he is smart enough to make bank off it. I'm not a fan and the guy is an asshole but I respect the hustle and monetizing his kiddie audience over stupid internet drama.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

May a fleet of inbred rapists banjo thee to thy rest.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

I think byuu has permafucked some people's brains when it comes to lolcows dying.

 

[ManyFaces]

I have no sympathy for a pedo. Get dabbed on faggot.

 

[RodgerDodger]

To clarify the situation, Brandon was 18 at the time of the arrest for Unlawful transaction with a minor. The minor was just turned 15 at the time of the transaction. Digging up more info about the case.

I'm sorry, but that reeks of spin and bullshit. In the modern era most states have pretty well established "Romeo and Juliet clauses that kick in. Particularly if both participants are over 15.

He got dumped hardcore on the sex offender registry. The girl was 13 or less and he was probably 19. Because that's almost certainly what would be needed to get hi. The deal and punishment he got. Were there some other counts in there? Custodial interference perhaps? Transporting a minor across state lines for sex?

 

[Glowie]

Get fucked by barbed wire covered cocks you pedophile fuck

You will not be missed

 

[lost_n'_confused]

I'm sorry, but that reeks of spin and bullshit. In the modern era most states have pretty well established "Romeo and Juliet clauses that kick in. Particularly if both participants are over 15.

He got dumped hardcore on the sex offender registry. The girl was 13 or less and he was probably 19. Because that's almost certainly what would be needed to get hi. The deal and punishment he got. Were there some other counts in there? Custodial interference perhaps? Transporting a minor across state lines for sex?

Where did you get the information that the victim was 13, and not 15?

 

[Dave.]

I don't get the hate Keem gets on this forum. He does the same thing we all do here except he is smart enough to make bank off it. I'm not a fan and the guy is an asshole but I respect the hustle and monetizing his kiddie audience over stupid internet drama.

Because he does it from a point of ego and superiority meanwhile we do it from a point of fun or curiosity. Doing it from a point of ego and money is really fucking annoying and disingenuous to me.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

I'm sorry, but that reeks of spin and bullshit. In the modern era most states have pretty well established "Romeo and Juliet clauses that kick in. Particularly if both participants are over 15.

Kentucky (where he was convicted) doesn't. 15 and under is straight to jail.

 

[Beard_Chan]

Because he does it from a point of ego and superiority meanwhile we do it from a point of fun or curiosity. Doing it from a point of ego and money is really fucking annoying and disingenuous to me.

So there are standards now for gossip? Idk it just seems like people try to act like what he does is different from what goes on here. Is there a problem with making money off gossip? Is there some nobler undertaking gossip should have with people? The ego thing I think he plays up for the entertainment/attention aspect. It all plays into making money, which he seems to do well.

 

[Dave.]

So there are standards now for gossip? Idk it just seems like people try to act like what he does is different from what goes on here. Is there a problem with making money off gossip? Is there some nobler undertaking gossip should have with people? The ego thing I think he plays up for the entertainment/attention aspect. It all plays into making money, which he seems to do well.

I don't have a problem with him monetizing his stuff. I just find him irritating to listen to and irritating when he reports on stuff because his ego get up just leads to things like a-logging or a superiority complex. Everytime some widespread internet fight happens and he goes "Yooooo! #dramaalert" I kind of cringe.

 

[Beard_Chan]

I don't have a problem with him monetizing his stuff. I just find him irritating to listen to and irritating when he reports on stuff because his ego get up just leads to things like a-logging or a superiority complex. Everytime some widespread internet fight happens and he goes "Yooooo! #dramaalert" I kind of cringe.

Full agreement the guy is a piece of shit and cringeworthy. I don't really listen or watch him beyond whatever big thing comes up related to him here.

 

[White Girl]

He should have never come back to the internet after his scandal. I have no sympathy for pedos and I don’t wish for any sane person to get COVID let alone die from it.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I feel like every chapter of people's online carreers ends up with "and then he was outed as a pedo"

 

[SandyCat]

It's possible, but it's very fucking unlikely. The overall infection fatality rate for 30-39 year olds is <0.1%, and >90% of those are with preexisting conditions. Your chance of dying as a healthy 30-something is less than 1:10,000.

Faking his own death, or his family covering up a suicide/OD both seem like more probable scenar

According to his twitter when he was posting from the hospital he contracted pneumonia. Apparently some of the ventilation machines are known to occasionally cause more harm than good in this regard. It sounds to me like he got hit by covid rather bad but would of probably survived it, but the pneumonia combined with the covid is what killed him.

Essentially the hospital probably indirectly killed him by giving him pneumonia from a ventilator that wasn't cleaned well enough

 

[Bloitzhole]

He does the same thing we all do here except he is smart enough to make bank off it

Full agreement the guy is a piece of shit and cringeworthy. I don't really listen or watch him beyond whatever big thing comes up related to him here.

I think what differentiates him from at least a significant portion of the KF community is that he's not looking for the happy ending. In a Keemstar world, CWC fucking his mom is the best possible outcome.

There's people that not only point at the train accident and stare at it in awe (and laugh at the conductor), they'd rather the trains collide than that they didn't.

I feel strongly that in a KF world, Chris managing to do his commissions, which stabilizes his family situation and income and somehow after everything that has happened making something out of Bob's legacy is the good ending that people would like to see - they don't anticipate it, but it would be nice.

Case in point - people on here like that Amy (of Amy and Tamy Slaton) actually manages to lose weight and get her life in order.
That's not the ideal outcome for people that thrive on #DramaAlert

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Have fun in the more interesting afterlife, Romeo.

 

[cute underage girl]

Looking at his tweets and liked tweets is pretty depressing. Seems like he struggled for a full month with covid. Clara doesn't seems to give a fuck though LOL