SPOILER: Bayonetta is confirmed straight in Bayo 3 and
shares a kiss with Luka at the end of the game. Viola is their daughter.
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much to the surprise of people who never played Bayonetta 1.
For extra emphasis of how obvious this was:
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This seething journo is the funniest:
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This journalist is so isolated from normal society that she can't wrap her head around straight men being attracted to sexy naked women. Like, that's what fucking makes straight guys, straight!
Maddy Myers was so wrapped up in her headcanon that she posted this article 2 days before the review:
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Remember the days back when gaming journalists lambasted Bayonetta for feeding into the "male gaze" and being sexist?
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It's really funny how post 2015-legbutt pandering brainrot in media ruined the idea that women could be close without fucking each other.
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These weirdos also find women acting feminine to be such an alien thing that the closest thing they could associate it with is fucking Drag Queens. They're so detached from normal people that when they see a woman in a dress acting flamboyant, that must mean crossdresser.
As a bonus, here's this ex-Lab Zero dev reading way too deeply into why straight guys would find Bayonetta undressing to be hot.
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