Be A cool kid - post what you've been banned and have gotten in trouble for IRL

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I'm so cool other people got me in trouble
In 2nd grade a kid kissed me and then told the principal I kissed them and I got detention for the rest of the day.

In high school I started a shitty smash bros tournament for seniors who had off classes, (basically if you took enough classes you could leave school early or go to school late) but some freshmen came in on their on will and skipped their last class to play. I got in trouble for being a bad influence, my punishment was I had to stay at the school and do homework during my off classes even though that is what I did most of the time anyways :sigh:
 
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When I was in junior high me and a few of my classmates were joking around during lunch, and at one point I went up to one of them and tried to tap their forehead, while saying "Should've Had a V8", just like those commercials that were on TV back then. However, the guy I went up to suddenly moved his head, and so I hit him in the eye by accident. He chimped out and shoved me up against some nearby lockers, but nothing more happened after that. The principal called us both down to the office later that day, and punished us both. I had to spend part of the next day in the office, while he was suspended for that day.
 
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Hit a boy who had sexually harassed me all year in 7th grade really hard in the leg with a hammer I had packed in my bag with my PB&J that morning.

There's a metal detector at that middle school now and, needless to say, I didn't get to go to the dance that year*. Or really any of the other events. I went somewhere else, instead. For a while. :tomgirl:

*I don't think he did, either...
 
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FatFuckingClown said:
Hit a boy who had sexually harassed me all year in 7th grade really hard in the leg with a hammer I had packed in my bag with my PB&J that morning.

There's a metal detector at that middle school now and, needless to say, I didn't get to go to the dance that year*. Or really any of the other events. I went somewhere else, instead. For a while. :tomgirl:

*I don't think he did, either...
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You probably didn't miss much, HS dances are lame. I skipped mine to get drunk with a friend instead.
 
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I got in trouble a lot back in PE lessons for clotheslining, sweep-kicking and shoulder-tackling people during netball, of all games. I've never quite lived it down, really.
 
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I got detention on my first day at a new school because I raised my hand and said "Hey I'm new" to the guy I thought was my new teacher, so I could figure out wtf I was supposed to do for the day.
He sighed and said "Well Jesus kid, aren't you special???" and wrote me up because he thought I was trying to be a funny boi.
How was I supposed to know he was a sub?
 
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Throat punched a kid on the playground after he talked during quiet time, had the entire table stay in from recess for 30 minutes, and snuck out with the rest of the class.

Stole back a confiscated library book, after it was taken away from me in class, because I wanted to see how it ended and believed my library fines would put me in jail. (Book was Matilda btw)


Edit: holy shit I thought I was the only one, man.
 
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On my first year in college I got a random call at night from a guy who was crying and telling me that he was gonna kill himself. I hung up, could have been a prank call for all I knew.

Next day I got a visit from two cops who wanted to know if I knew the guy because apparently he had gone missing in the night. I told them no, they left, and I never heard of him ever again.
 
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WhatNemesisMeans said:
On my first year in college I got a random call at night from a guy who was crying and telling me that he was gonna kill himself. I hung up, could have been a prank call for all I knew.

Next day I got a visit from two cops who wanted to know if I knew the guy because apparently he had gone missing in the night. I told them no, they left, and I never heard of him ever again.
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Holy shit, man. The only rando I got in college was from a grandma trying to reach their grandkid and she ended up asking me my major and we talked about that. I don't know if she ever got the right number.

Don't really blame you though.
 
Never really ended up in the principal's office in K-12, it was more the guidance counselor's office because this young sperg did not mix with young normies.
Anyway, a series of memories of me getting sent to the principal's (or was it an equivalent?) office in preschool. It started with me saying "sex" during class. I then was taken to the office while I was desperately trying to say that I said "six" instead of "sex". I ended up in an office and the memories pick back up at home. I must have returned to class because I remember coming home on the bus. Somehow my parents were informed of the situation and my mom talked to me about it but did not do anything right away. I guess I thought I was not in trouble. Next thing I remember is that I was watching cartoons and my parents must have been like "Fuck it, let's spank him; GET OVA HEER!".

Other then that the only times I got in trouble could be written in 1-2 sentences. Most of it was probably me being a massive sperg and everybody thinking it was 100% my fault instead of analyzing the situations properly.
 
In elementary school, my friend and I thought this joke of "Would you suck a dick for 5 dollars? No? 15? No? Then what would you suck a dick for?" (They answer "Nothing") was hysterical.

We said it to the wrong girl and she immediately backed away, "...I've just been sexually harassed." And called her mom, to which her boyfriend was a cop, and we got a talking down to, like we were going to be arrested.
Nothing ever came from it, obviously, but I think that was my first experience with BS mindsets. SO OFFENDED, ARREST AN 8 YEAR OLD. Give me a break.
 
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I emptied and stuffed a bag of nuts into somebody's pillow during a school trip

They never found out who did it
 
I pissed on a small tree in front of everyone during recess because the restroom was "full". Savage :cool:

Actually I was a weird kid.
 
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