#BecauseofAmber - How has Amber inspired you?

[Thumbsballs]

#because of amber i appreciate laying down to sleep

#because of amber I sanitize anything I buy from wommart

#because of amber I can do bolth of anything I want at the same time while simultaneously doing nothing and avoiding the whole situation point blank period while talking obsessively about it and monetizing it on YouTube to dig a deeper unpenetrated hole to sleep in at night surrounded by candles, journals, candy wrappers, blod clots and the sweat and tears of my haydurs that sustain me so I may rise another day to eat my first meal of day having just rolled out of bed like this. Bitches!

 

[Twinkie]

Realized that if you eat faster, you like, get more #BecauseofAmber

 

[JambledUpWords]

#becauseofamber I call my pets “furbabies” and fatten them up with treats (like I do myself)

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

I kidnapped the CEOs at Optavia, forced them to watch their loved ones die, and gutted them alive #becauseofamber

 

[dingobaby]

#becauseofamber I have sworn off showers for coconut vanilla mango sandalwood jasmine body spray

 

[JambledUpWords]

#becauseofmyself I learned that Becky likes to eat McDonald’s chicken nuggets off my naked body that’s covered in barbecue sauce

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

#BecauseofAmber I no longer buy fruits & vegetables that are out in the open. They must be individually wrapped in plastic!

 

[krazy orange cat]

Mental things are scary #becauseofAmber

 

[JambledUpWords]

#becauseofamber I learned that I’m a very dry gorl

 

[lordofseagulls]

#becauseofAmber I have more confidence in my cooking

 

[krazy orange cat]

I learned that the period hole is a part of the coochie that a girl bleeds from #becauseofAmber

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I spray bug repellant straight on to my face #because ofamber

 

[JambledUpWords]

#becauseofamber I learned that I can swim in leggings and get yeast infections afterwards

 

[RETROFUTURE]

I let roaches climb on my bed to eat the leftover binge food #becauseofamber

 

[JambledUpWords]

#becauseofmyself I learned that I’m an exhibitionist that gets turned on every time Becky washes me outside while others are looking

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

#becauseofamber I learned that I can swim in leggings and get yeast infections afterwards

Yeah, well, #becauseofAmber I didn't bother showering or changing my clothes & even slept in them after swimming in a murky lake.

I'm so disgusted with myself

 

[CraBman]

#becauseofamber I learned that wééns like @Oh Hamburgers lurk everywhere and will have to leave Kiwi Farms for awhile.
Oh @Oh Hamburgers, we forgive, but we never forget.

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

#becauseofamber I know what works best for me. Also #becauseofamber my lexicon has so many new words like gorl, mentalz, ect...

 

[JambledUpWords]

#becauseofamber I have mentalz whenever someone forgets tube turkey at the grocery store

 

[Punkinsplice]

I use 1 lb pink dumbbells as window seal decor #becauseofAmber