Becky left me - 7/24/2019

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Ravenna said:
Dear God, who's going to wipe Hamber's ass for two days? You know those arms of hers in no way can reach around to the back of her to do it herself. Ugh, the stench will be unbearable.
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I doubt Eric would actually wipe her ass, but he might be willing to hose it off.
 
ADHD said:
I doubt Eric would actually wipe her ass, but he might be willing to hose it off.
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At least it would make Eric more helpful. He does nothing besides spending his husband’s money and making videos of himself. He can’t even be bothered to cook most of the time, nor clean. I’ve seen people with real anxiety put in more work than he does. He has no excuse.
 
I think Amber is going to rekindle things with Rafe because she will bring food over to the house. Something tells me Rickie and Eric aren't going to help the gorl out.
 
ADHD said:
Gorl, that's not fair. He spends his AdSense shekels too!
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On stuff he doesn’t even need. Such as: Walmart junk, dollar store junk and fandom crap. I wouldn’t see as much of a problem of him spending money like this if he actually worked. He has the mentality of a 12 year old in an adult body. Him and Al are so much alike.
 
is this the same pool Eric put up awhile back? And yet she still wants to take a breaks for a couple a months after this...
 
Jesus Amber is so transparent it's actually a little startling. She tells us (around the 2:30 mark) that she's "going to miss Becky SO MUCH", then in the same breath continues "but I'm gonna be spending the weekend with Eric and Rickie, and Rickie's gonna be cooking us some chicken and chili situation so I'm pretty excited about that."

She literally sees Becky as a prop to provide her with food, and that's what she's going to miss. Amazing.

Also I love her bleating to the camera that she "can't wait" to hear all about the reunion. This is the same girl who couldn't be bothered to look up from her fried-mayo-sushi yesterday long enough to offer a morsel of encouragement when Becky was expressing her worries about the trip.

Becky isn't my favorite, but part of me hopes this "family reunion" is actually a well-planned surprise intervention for our thumbservant. Amber couldn't make it any more clear that she gives zero fucks about her.
 
Goddamn it, Amber!
This proves that she’s been specifically trolling us, especially with all those ASMR videos.

She realizes that she needs her trolls to stay job free, but she can still fuck with us.

I almost respect that...
 
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Holy leggings present and accounted for. Bitch is so fat she's walking on the outer edge of her hooves. If she's not careful, she's going to roll an ankle and they'll have to cut her up and remove the pieces with a tractor like they did with the tree.
 
pecansandies said:
with all her stories about relatives dying it's kind of hilarious she even has a family reunion to go to
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I'm just wondering what horrific disaster is going to happen with all of Becky's accident-prone relatives in one place. A Fritos-Pie food-poisoning incident? Will someone accidently shoot themselves in the foot while protecting the chicken coop? Unlike Amber, I actually am looking forward to hearing about this reunion.

And imagine how excited Becky must be to meet all of her birth-cousins! I wonder which of her fancy 90's graphic tees she'll wear for the occasion? Or will she defy expectations and go for the "You'll Float Too" top? Tbh this is a vlog I'd probably watch out of sheer curiousity, but instead of Amber giving the camera to Becky for the weekend, we'll probably get another ASMR video and a Torrid haul.
 
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Turd Blossom said:
I'm just wondering what horrific disaster is going to happen with all of Becky's accident-prone relatives in one place. A Fritos-Pie food-poisoning incident? Will someone accidently shoot themselves in the foot while protecting the chicken coop? Unlike Amber, I actually am looking forward to hearing about this reunion.

And imagine how excited Becky must be to meet all of her birth-cousins! I wonder which of her fancy 90's graphic tees she'll wear for the occasion? Or will she defy expectations and go for the "You'll Float Too" top? Tbh this is a vlog I'd probably watch.
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All of the dead nephews will show up as ghosts and maybe fart or something, and when everyone denies farting Becky will be ecstatic at finally getting to live her ghost house experience. The dead baby ghosts will probably bring some sick graphic tees from Hell's gift shop with flames on the bottom that say something cool like "Im with Satan" and an arrow pointing to her left, so she can dimly stand to Amberlynn's left most of the time in videos.

They should have a seance on day one to see if they can ask one of the baby ghosts to pick up a 600-lb life shirt for AL from one of the gluttons down there.
 
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Ravenna said:
Dear God, who's going to wipe Hamber's ass for two days? You know those arms of hers in no way can reach around to the back of her to do it herself. Ugh, the stench will be unbearable.
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She totally bought that as-seen-on-tv ass wiping wand. At least I hope that she did. She must have. Or bought some tongs?? something.

I do remember her getting a UTI from holding her pee in (and likely difficulty cleaning thoroughly) last time becky was gone for a day or two. Abusive people always get fucking pathetic when they face abandonment by the people they bully. I hope becky's family can talk some sense into her this time. I mean, amberlynn dumped the weight loss doctor. Death is likely. Do you think if becky gets a whiff of yeast in the bakery isle she will think its amberlynn's ghost haunting her??
 
StrawberryDouche said:
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Holy leggings present and accounted for. Bitch is so fat she's walking on the outer edge of her hooves. If she's not careful, she's going to roll an ankle and they'll have to cut her up and remove the pieces with a tractor like they did with the tree.
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Can you even imagine having calves that resemble inverted traffic cones? Gorl should be walking very daintily if she wants to avoid the supersized meatwagon.
 
Three days of not having Becky to clean her stink ditch... Our girl is on track for another UTI.
 
I too waa thinking about a possible intervention on 'ol Thumbkin. But that would be too :optimistic:

Thumbkin looks and sounds more and more dead in each"vlog" we get ...
 
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