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Judge Holden said:
After finally breaking our security codes, Chris led an entire legion of Manchild type Bronies and Loveshy insurgents to our door, using the chaos caused by interboard dramaz to disguise his presence. When he finally struck, he wiped out the admins within seconds. We lost contact with the mods in the hours after that, and by then it was too late to run or call for backup. Soon we were almost entirely overrun and most of the survivors were forced to barricade ourselves within the "What If" section to avoid death by greasy buggery at the hoof covered MANOS of our attackers, and the rest having fled into the void of the internet to found a new board. We received no more word of them after that and can only conclude they were devoured as they fled.

Within hours we were forced to resort to cannibalism to survive, and by the end of the first day the last hundred board members had been wittled down to 3 in an orgy of carnage and barbequed spergs. Bungholio was the last to be devoured after he volunteered himself to escape the nightmares of what he had been forced to do to escape the monsters sniffing just outside our subforum. In the end, only myself, a sock of Jcrowley Pardew, Catparty, Null, Saney, Holdek and Saito remained alive while the howls of hateful manchildren searching for our refuge filled our ears and drove us ever more insane with every passing hour.

Somehow we recieved word that Compy had survived the Mod purge and had repaired the time machine to send us back to the original board setting, and we were able to slip away after rubbing ourselves with Chris's feces encrusted underwear to blend in, and using Jcrowley as bait, but then we were discovered by Fschmit, and I was seperated from the rest of the survivors as they fled into the time machine. After weeks of soul crushing, spine crumbling, sphincter shattering sodomy from Chris and his soldiers, I finally was able to crawl away into the time machine as they lay slumbering contentfully, and finally escaped back to the board as it once was.
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Please tell me Hulk Hogan made it... :cry:

And what of Mew?
 
KawaiiChrisChan said:
Judge Holden said:
After finally breaking our security codes, Chris led an entire legion of Manchild type Bronies and Loveshy insurgents to our door, using the chaos caused by interboard dramaz to disguise his presence. When he finally struck, he wiped out the admins within seconds. We lost contact with the mods in the hours after that, and by then it was too late to run or call for backup. Soon we were almost entirely overrun and most of the survivors were forced to barricade ourselves within the "What If" section to avoid death by greasy buggery at the hoof covered MANOS of our attackers, and the rest having fled into the void of the internet to found a new board. We received no more word of them after that and can only conclude they were devoured as they fled.

Within hours we were forced to resort to cannibalism to survive, and by the end of the first day the last hundred board members had been wittled down to 3 in an orgy of carnage and barbequed spergs. Bungholio was the last to be devoured after he volunteered himself to escape the nightmares of what he had been forced to do to escape the monsters sniffing just outside our subforum. In the end, only myself, a sock of Jcrowley Pardew, Catparty, Null, Saney, Holdek and Saito remained alive while the howls of hateful manchildren searching for our refuge filled our ears and drove us ever more insane with every passing hour.

Somehow we recieved word that Compy had survived the Mod purge and had repaired the time machine to send us back to the original board setting, and we were able to slip away after rubbing ourselves with Chris's feces encrusted underwear to blend in, and using Jcrowley as bait, but then we were discovered by Fschmit, and I was seperated from the rest of the survivors as they fled into the time machine. After weeks of soul crushing, spine crumbling, sphincter shattering sodomy from Chris and his soldiers, I finally was able to crawl away into the time machine as they lay slumbering contentfully, and finally escaped back to the board as it once was.
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Please tell me Hulk Hogan made it... :cry:

And what of Mew?
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Killed by terminators.

Naw, she was banned after the spergcityzone incident.
 
I dunno. I wanted to let the bans clear to give everyone a fresh state but champ didn't want to. Things have been really peaceful on the forums all month though. I've been able to respond to problems instantly.
 
Hulk... there isnt even a word that describes what he....it did to hogan. I can only guess that in attacking our forums, Chris and his army unearthed something far older and darker than any of the diseased perverts he brought.

We first became aware of it when a few of us (myself, Champ, Rowsdower, Cyan and Hulk) were trying hold back the autistic tide from taking out the Gay-Bar subforum. As we started loading crates of old PS1 games and Sega Genesis boxes in front of the doors we heard them screaming outside. At first we thought it was another mass tard rage event, but then we heard something else. A shrill, droning buzz of shrieking static began to drown out the loveshy voices, even as they grew louder and more terrified themselves, and the sound grew we had to fill our ears with used jizz tissues to drown it out.

I dont know how much time went by as we cowered behind the crates of nostalgic games, it could have only been a few minutes, but when we opened our eyes and took the sticky tissues out our ears there was complete silence. There was not a single voice from outside the subforum, nor even the dull sounds of combat and carnage from the rest of the distant forums. It was as if something had cut us off entirely from the rest of reality. Then we did the worst thing we could have done. I still dont know why we did it, we had already seen so much death and sodomy based atrocity that day we should have just laid low until whatever... it was passed on. But instead we decided to find out just what was happening.

We lifted the barricades and opened the doors to the general forum

The dull light cast from the flames of the burning Sonichu forums had gone. The only light that remained was cast from our video camera's inbuilt torch. The loveshys were gone... mostly. I can only guess from the amount of blood that was soaking through every inch of the forum that something had attacked them, and that whatever he did had not just caused them to haemorage everything in their veins onto the floor, but had done so to hundreds of them in barely a few minutes. Our curiosity quickly replaced by fear we set off towards the board index, only now starting to hear quiet... scratchings from behind us.

We reached the entrance to the board index only to discover something had completely separated us from the rest of the cwcki. Worse still, Cyan had disappeared. We thought maybe she had gone to find the other board index icon, but then we heard her screams echo down the pitch black hallway. I still don't quite know what it did to those it took during that time, but it was worse than any hell I could imagine even after witnessing the loveshy assault. Our attempt to rescue her merely resulted in Champ and Rowsdower being dragged into the darkness, shieking like dying pigs in that damn inhuman shriek we had heard the loveshys spew earlier. Still we were unable to see it, not yet.

Only Hulk and I remained. By that point we had resolved to simply detonate the deleted topic tanks and blow the whole damned charnel house to hell, and I don't know how, but somehow we succeeded. As we prepared to blow up the forum however, I heard saw the thing in the dark behind him... I still cant even describe what it did to him, what kind of torment and suffering hulk was put through before he too was "taken" by the entity. I could not move, i could not talk, I could do nothing but watch. But somehow, as Hulk was taken, its hold on me faltered ever so slightly. Maybe it was just enjoying the moment, and I was able to activate the detonator button in my hand. As I did so, it turned to face me. It was so...thin, and tall, and it's face.... then the tanks detonated and the world vanished in a burst of white light

I awoke in the board index. I dont know how I got there or how I had survived the explosions. But it did not matter. The thing was now gone, trapped alone on the old general forum. I was safe.

I was safe.
 
Judge Holden said:
Hulk... there isnt even a word that describes what he....it did to hogan. I can only guess that in attacking our forums, Chris and his army unearthed something far older and darker than any of the diseased perverts he brought.

We first became aware of it when a few of us (myself, Champ, Rowsdower, Cyan and Hulk) were trying hold back the autistic tide from taking out the Gay-Bar subforum. As we started loading crates of old PS1 games and Sega Genesis boxes in front of the doors we heard them screaming outside. At first we thought it was another mass tard rage event, but then we heard something else. A shrill, droning buzz of shrieking static began to drown out the loveshy voices, even as they grew louder and more terrified themselves, and the sound grew we had to fill our ears with used jizz tissues to drown it out.

I dont know how much time went by as we cowered behind the crates of nostalgic games, it could have only been a few minutes, but when we opened our eyes and took the sticky tissues out our ears there was complete silence. There was not a single voice from outside the subforum, nor even the dull sounds of combat and carnage from the rest of the distant forums. It was as if something had cut us off entirely from the rest of reality. Then we did the worst thing we could have done. I still dont know why we did it, we had already seen so much death and sodomy based atrocity that day we should have just laid low until whatever... it was passed on. But instead we decided to find out just what was happening.

We lifted the barricades and opened the doors to the general forum

The dull light cast from the flames of the burning Sonichu forums had gone. The only light that remained was cast from our video camera's inbuilt torch. The loveshys were gone... mostly. I can only guess from the amount of blood that was soaking through every inch of the forum that something had attacked them, and that whatever he did had not just caused them to haemorage everything in their veins onto the floor, but had done so to hundreds of them in barely a few minutes. Our curiosity quickly replaced by fear we set off towards the board index, only now starting to hear quiet... scratchings from behind us.

We reached the entrance to the board index only to discover something had completely separated us from the rest of the cwcki. Worse still, Cyan had disappeared. We thought maybe she had gone to find the other board index icon, but then we heard her screams echo down the pitch black hallway. I still don't quite know what it did to those it took during that time, but it was worse than any hell I could imagine even after witnessing the loveshy assault. Our attempt to rescue her merely resulted in Champ and Rowsdower being dragged into the darkness, shieking like dying pigs in that damn inhuman shriek we had heard the loveshys spew earlier. Still we were unable to see it, not yet.

Only Hulk and I remained. By that point we had resolved to simply detonate the deleted topic tanks and blow the whole damned charnel house to hell, and I don't know how, but somehow we succeeded. As we prepared to blow up the forum however, I heard saw the thing in the dark behind him... I still cant even describe what it did to him, what kind of torment and suffering hulk was put through before he too was "taken" by the entity. I could not move, i could not talk, I could do nothing but watch. But somehow, as Hulk was taken, its hold on me faltered ever so slightly. Maybe it was just enjoying the moment, and I was able to activate the detonator button in my hand. As I did so, it turned to face me. It was so...thin, and tall, and it's face.... then the tanks detonated and the world vanished in a burst of white light

I awoke in the board index. I dont know how I got there or how I had survived the explosions. But it did not matter. The thing was now gone, trapped alone on the old general forum. I was safe.

I was safe.
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Jesus man... You should write a book. I'm serious. This is awesome.
 
Judge Holden said:
Hulk... there isnt even a word that describes what he....it did to hogan. I can only guess that in attacking our forums, Chris and his army unearthed something far older and darker than any of the diseased perverts he brought.

We first became aware of it when a few of us (myself, Champ, Rowsdower, Cyan and Hulk) were trying hold back the autistic tide from taking out the Gay-Bar subforum. As we started loading crates of old PS1 games and Sega Genesis boxes in front of the doors we heard them screaming outside. At first we thought it was another mass tard rage event, but then we heard something else. A shrill, droning buzz of shrieking static began to drown out the loveshy voices, even as they grew louder and more terrified themselves, and the sound grew we had to fill our ears with used jizz tissues to drown it out.

I dont know how much time went by as we cowered behind the crates of nostalgic games, it could have only been a few minutes, but when we opened our eyes and took the sticky tissues out our ears there was complete silence. There was not a single voice from outside the subforum, nor even the dull sounds of combat and carnage from the rest of the distant forums. It was as if something had cut us off entirely from the rest of reality. Then we did the worst thing we could have done. I still dont know why we did it, we had already seen so much death and sodomy based atrocity that day we should have just laid low until whatever... it was passed on. But instead we decided to find out just what was happening.

We lifted the barricades and opened the doors to the general forum

The dull light cast from the flames of the burning Sonichu forums had gone. The only light that remained was cast from our video camera's inbuilt torch. The loveshys were gone... mostly. I can only guess from the amount of blood that was soaking through every inch of the forum that something had attacked them, and that whatever he did had not just caused them to haemorage everything in their veins onto the floor, but had done so to hundreds of them in barely a few minutes. Our curiosity quickly replaced by fear we set off towards the board index, only now starting to hear quiet... scratchings from behind us.

We reached the entrance to the board index only to discover something had completely separated us from the rest of the cwcki. Worse still, Cyan had disappeared. We thought maybe she had gone to find the other board index icon, but then we heard her screams echo down the pitch black hallway. I still don't quite know what it did to those it took during that time, but it was worse than any hell I could imagine even after witnessing the loveshy assault. Our attempt to rescue her merely resulted in Champ and Rowsdower being dragged into the darkness, shieking like dying pigs in that damn inhuman shriek we had heard the loveshys spew earlier. Still we were unable to see it, not yet.

Only Hulk and I remained. By that point we had resolved to simply detonate the deleted topic tanks and blow the whole damned charnel house to hell, and I don't know how, but somehow we succeeded. As we prepared to blow up the forum however, I heard saw the thing in the dark behind him... I still cant even describe what it did to him, what kind of torment and suffering hulk was put through before he too was "taken" by the entity. I could not move, i could not talk, I could do nothing but watch. But somehow, as Hulk was taken, its hold on me faltered ever so slightly. Maybe it was just enjoying the moment, and I was able to activate the detonator button in my hand. As I did so, it turned to face me. It was so...thin, and tall, and it's face.... then the tanks detonated and the world vanished in a burst of white light

I awoke in the board index. I dont know how I got there or how I had survived the explosions. But it did not matter. The thing was now gone, trapped alone on the old general forum. I was safe.

I was safe.
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I feel like I'm reading the Deer Hunter, or Platoon. All of my internetz to you Judge!
 
Thank you all for the compliments :) For some reason im in a creative writey mood this week.
 
Judge Holden said:
Thank you all for the compliments :) For some reason im in a creative writey mood this week.
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I'd pay just to see more of your stories.
 
Judge Holden said:
Thank you all for the compliments :) For some reason im in a creative writey mood this week.
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Are you an author? Regardless, you should write a book.
 
^ I hope to be one day after I get myself a steady job after university, and have been writing (or at least attempting to write) mini stories since I was 9. I actually found the printed off copy of my first ever story, a dino-crisis rip off titled (i shit you not) "Dinosaurs, Terror, and Evil" that still read better than any given uwe boll movie, and have planned out some stories to build on If I ever get round to writing a fully fledged novel

As for more stories here, so long as my true loyal fanbase does not cause me any unnecessary stress, and not drain my creativity, I will try to release more Soni... stories as soon as I am able (or at least until I have worked out my CWCville zombie apocalypse mini-story in my mind)
 
Can we have a "Storytime with Judge Holden" thread? Can we? Can we???
 
Judge Holden said:
As for more stories here, so long as my true loyal fanbase does not cause me any unnecessary stress, and not drain my creativity, I will try to release more Soni... stories as soon as I am able (or at least until I have worked out my CWCville zombie apocalypse mini-story in my mind)
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remember that when someone dies for any reason they come back as a zombie,not just bites.
 
mortal_wombat said:
Can we have a "Storytime with Judge Holden" thread? Can we? Can we???
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I see no reason why not, after the zombie story I might try and create a sticky thread somewhere in General where anyone can spew out a story if they so desire

bungholio said:
Judge Holden said:
As for more stories here, so long as my true loyal fanbase does not cause me any unnecessary stress, and not drain my creativity, I will try to release more Soni... stories as soon as I am able (or at least until I have worked out my CWCville zombie apocalypse mini-story in my mind)
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remember that when someone dies for any reason they come back as a zombie,not just bites.
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Don't worry, I know my Romero (or at least I thought I did till "Survival of the Dead" came out). And yes, it will be an old school Romero style zombie story without runners (though I may do a 28 days later style spin-off in the 4-cent garbage building), though the effects on the electric hedgehog pokemon will be different depending on their abilities
 
mortal_wombat said:
Can we have a "Storytime with Judge Holden" thread? Can we? Can we???
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Yeah, yeah! Please!! I haven't had a good chuckle while reading fanfiction-eque stories in awhile. It's amazering.
 
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