Been gone for a while. Bring me up to date.

[brooklynbailiff]

After finally breaking our security codes, Chris led an entire legion of Manchild type Bronies and Loveshy insurgents to our door, using the chaos caused by interboard dramaz to disguise his presence. When he finally struck, he wiped out the admins within seconds. We lost contact with the mods in the hours after that, and by then it was too late to run or call for backup. Soon we were almost entirely overrun and most of the survivors were forced to barricade ourselves within the "What If" section to avoid death by greasy buggery at the hoof covered MANOS of our attackers, and the rest having fled into the void of the internet to found a new board. We received no more word of them after that and can only conclude they were devoured as they fled.

Within hours we were forced to resort to cannibalism to survive, and by the end of the first day the last hundred board members had been wittled down to 3 in an orgy of carnage and barbequed spergs. Bungholio was the last to be devoured after he volunteered himself to escape the nightmares of what he had been forced to do to escape the monsters sniffing just outside our subforum. In the end, only myself, a sock of Jcrowley Pardew, Catparty, Null, Saney, Holdek and Saito remained alive while the howls of hateful manchildren searching for our refuge filled our ears and drove us ever more insane with every passing hour.

Somehow we recieved word that Compy had survived the Mod purge and had repaired the time machine to send us back to the original board setting, and we were able to slip away after rubbing ourselves with Chris's feces encrusted underwear to blend in, and using Jcrowley as bait, but then we were discovered by Fschmit, and I was seperated from the rest of the survivors as they fled into the time machine. After weeks of soul crushing, spine crumbling, sphincter shattering sodomy from Chris and his soldiers, I finally was able to crawl away into the time machine as they lay slumbering contentfully, and finally escaped back to the board as it once was.

This needs to be made into a movie.

Agreed.

Assuming autistic manchildren/bronies/loveshys could ever muster enough combined strength and skill to kill me.

 

[LM 697]

Assuming autistic manchildren/bronies/loveshys could ever muster enough combined strength and skill to kill me.

his shittied pants were on this soil rip in piece hero

Or however it goes.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

his shittied pants were on this soil rip in piece hero

Or however it goes.

"go to hell with your sex friend owen wilson you scum"

 

[Judge Holden]

Assuming autistic manchildren/bronies/loveshys could ever muster enough combined strength and skill to kill me.

Actually you were devoured by the unknown entity in the gay bar forum (who we later discovered to be known as "Pamperchu" among the manchildren). Luckily said entity has been restrained and contained in the lolcow subforum along with other such entities for further study

 

[LM 697]

Assuming autistic manchildren/bronies/loveshys could ever muster enough combined strength and skill to kill me.

Actually you were devoured by the unknown entity in the gay bar forum (who we later discovered to be known as "Pamperchu" among the manchildren). Luckily said entity has been restrained and contained in the lolcow subforum along with other such entities for further study

I think you're getting your names mixed up. Brooklyn"no onions on mine"bailiff can't die.

 

[Judge Holden]

Assuming autistic manchildren/bronies/loveshys could ever muster enough combined strength and skill to kill me.

Actually you were devoured by the unknown entity in the gay bar forum (who we later discovered to be known as "Pamperchu" among the manchildren). Luckily said entity has been restrained and contained in the lolcow subforum along with other such entities for further study

I think you're getting your names mixed up. Brooklyn"no onions on mine"bailiff can't die.

I didnt say die

What was done to brooklyn by that foul, feculant abomination during the fall of the forums was so much worse than death...

I can still hear brooklyn's screams as... it forced himto gargle an entire gallon of his "microwave special"

 

[Null]

Punchabunch has been banned. The official reason given is because of his harassment of users over the Private Message system, something he's apparently been doing since previous incarnations of the forum. I'm posting this because he did have 144 posts, so people will be seeing a lot of pink around and undoubtedly someone will be asking about it.

That being said, it's sad to see veterans go. Punch has been around before I have. However, it was unanimously decided that he was making a nuisance of himself and repeated efforts to keep him around have failed. The admins and moderators all are very keen to see an absolute absence of drama on this forum, so it was necessary to keep the peace.

 

[cypocryphy]

So I wasn't the only one who got weird PM's from him? They didn't bother me too much, I just played along and sent weird shit back.

Well, goodbye punchabunch.

 

[José Mourinho]

I wonder what are the PMs he sent since I didn't receive any from punchabunch.

 

[Saney]

So I wasn't the only one who got weird PM's from him? They didn't bother me too much, I just played along and sent weird shit back.

Well, goodbye punchabunch.

Do it faggot.

And I mean faggot in the gay way and not just the offensive way. Faggot! Fagfagfagfag

I like saying fag for some reason sometimes when I type i just type what I think a

Nope, you weren't. I just thought he wa s joking.l..or off his meds, either one.

 

[cypocryphy]

Mine was just stuff about dicks and butts, and him saying he's gay. It was mainly because of my old avatar and sig. The old WWF tag team Strike Force and their theme song "Girls in Cars". So he PMed me and asked if I liked dicks in butts etc.

 

[Saney]

Mine was just stuff about dicks and butts, and him saying he's gay. It was mainly because of my old avatar and sig. The old WWF tag team Strike Force and their theme song "Girls in Cars". So he PMed me and asked if I liked dicks in butts etc.

Man, punchabunch was weird.

 

[Rio]

Mine was just stuff about dicks and butts, and him saying he's gay. It was mainly because of my old avatar and sig. The old WWF tag team Strike Force and their theme song "Girls in Cars". So he PMed me and asked if I liked dicks in butts etc.

Man, punchabunch was weird.

Being that I spend a lot of time in a chat-room that had a bunch of the forum members in it, (not the on-forums one. An older one that's not strictly related to the forums) I can safely tell you that you don't even know the half of it... He was banned from that chat-room a pretty long time ago actually. All I can say is that I'm not very surprised that he eventually got hit with the banhammer on the forums as well.

But that's enough gossip from me.

 

[José Mourinho]

Do it faggot.

And I mean faggot in the gay way and not just the offensive way. Faggot! Fagfagfagfag

I like saying fag for some reason sometimes when I type i just type what I think a

........WHAT?!

 

[Saney]

Do it faggot.

And I mean faggot in the gay way and not just the offensive way. Faggot! Fagfagfagfag

I like saying fag for some reason sometimes when I type i just type what I think a

........WHAT?!

Yeah, he wrote that. He sent that after I said I was joining the loveshy forums.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

He asked me whether "Dark Mirror Hole" was a reference to buttholes. When I explained what it was, he said "I would read that hot book". We're talking about books now??? Didn't he also get banned from chat before?

 

[Holdek]

I heard rumors that he sent photos of his duck to people in the Chatzy room, but personally my interactions with him on the forum and by PM were always fine.

Oh well, rest easy, Punchabunch.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Back on the other forum where I was Darkbind's Two Balls he sent me a pm asking if he could touch my balls. He later sent a follow up commenting that they were fuzzy.

 

[LM 697]

Darkbind's Two Balls

 

[spaps]

Punchabunch always seemed like a dick to me. I'm happy I never got any PMs from him.