Best lolcow threads?

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AnOminous said:
I think the whole Phil subforum has been great. Not only is Phil a laughable sperg and so completely unsympathetic that pretty much every bad thing that happens to him is deserved, he's also brought in a lot of subsidiary talent and best supporting lolcows.

Now, Shaner is still my favorite of the recent new cows, but I have to admit the thread itself is a totally unreadable disaster, partly because of Shaner himself but also because of people's reactions to him.
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I agree completely. Philthy is like a living, breathing embodiment of everything repulsive and pathetic about spergs, SJWs, oogles, and fat/disgusting lolcows, all rolled into one bloated, foul-smelling, badly-tattooed package.

As for Shaner: that thread was hilarious, if ultimately a pointless pissing-contest. Funny how fast it caught fire when Len the Foamer caught wind of it, led his sock-puppet army into the forum, and cranked his paranoia and obnoxiousness up to overdrive.

And of course, OPL remains his own unique, fascinating, and hilarious self.
 
Kengle's thread every time. Great regulars and I never get tired of hearing about what bizarre shit Kengle himself gets into on a daily basis.
 
I kind of want to suggest the Fedsmoker/Conald Peterson thread, but you mentioned active. While it isn't too active (A few messages, maybe more on a daily basis), there are times where activity spikes. Also good ol' Fedsmoker just needs some more love.
 
Fedsmoker. It's slower than other threads and he can be difficult to follow as all of the content gets removed by YouTube every other month or so and he reuploads videos randomly, but the vigilant disciples of the thread monitor his channels well for gems, allowing any followers to join in on the active adventures of an honest to life outlaw roadgod. Currently, after an initial foray into Oregon to combat and/or lead the militia, he has veered off into some backwater PNW towns to apparently take on the man upstairs instead. He scribbled "Jesus was a baby raper" and assorted blasphemies onto his car and has been most recently spotted storming a church and defiling their holy water (later screaming about baby rapers, according to news reports). I highly recommend anyone else getting tired of weird nerds confined to their computers all day to join the ride.
 
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The Julie Terryberry thread and Laurelai thread in terms of thread quality, the Taxman thread and Lena Kochman thread (not to shill or anything, ;)) in terms of entertaining lolcows.
 
Iconoclast is a personal favorite of mine because even behind the safety of his hugbox, he never really stopped interacting with us. It does get kind of repetitive because he's a broken record and I think we dug up as much dirt we had on him. On the other hand, it does surprise us when we learn something new.
 
fedsmoker is the obvious answer and its because he's so insane that nobody wants to :ween: him, we're all kind of just rooting for fedsmoker to give all those dirty pukes the baby raper stamp. he's not really a "lolcow" in the strict sense but who gives a shit, he's far more entertaining to follow than whatever ANTI-GG SJW FEMINIST CUCK you guys are mad about on a given week

aaron mccluske is probably a better thread than many others, although he, too, probably doesn't qualify as "lolcow" in the same sense.

i always enjoyed the peter guerin thread even if he never did anything truly wacky, just because it never got featured or publicized and it stayed fairly low-key for a while
 
Im gonna have to say this one. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/

I don't know why but i find it fascinating how one man can fuck up so badly.It's like watching a train wreck you can't keep your eyes off of.
 
Yeah, Fedsmoker's amazing, but there's not a whole lot you can say about most of his videos other than "rock on", "damn, that's some shit" and stuff like that.

And really he'd kick all our asses if we made fun of him too much.
 
XYZpdq said:
Yeah, Fedsmoker's amazing, but there's not a whole lot you can say about most of his videos other than "rock on", "damn, that's some shit" and stuff like that.

And really he'd kick all our asses if we made fun of him too much.
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Also he's not a lolcow. Lolcows can't kick your ass, because if they could, they wouldn't be lolcows.
 
The Julie Terryberry thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/julie-terryberry-canadian-autist-living-in-a-shed-ii.18477/ is a lot of fun right now because she continually posts long and rambling rants against the Farms on her Facebook page, and even calls out individual Kiwis she's particularly blangry with.
 
If we're ignoring cows that have subforums...I'd have to say Derek Savage and Augustus Sol Invictus are the ones I follow most closely and generally amuse me the most (even though Invictus's thread kind of wavers in activity). I'd like to see some other political cows like Jason Unruhe get more active threads, though.
 
Zeorus said:
If we're ignoring cows that have subforums...I'd have to say Derek Savage and Augustus Sol Invictus are the ones I follow most closely and generally amuse me the most (even though Invictus's thread kind of wavers in activity). I'd like to see some other political cows like Jason Unruhe get more active threads, though.
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What I don't understand is why that thread about Jason Unruhe is still in the ADF subforum. I think it should have been in Lolcow to begin with. He was already a cow for years whether or not ADF was influenced by him.
 
chimpburgers said:
What I don't understand is why that thread about Jason Unruhe is still in the ADF subforum. I think it should have been in Lolcow to begin with. He was already a cow for years whether or not ADF was influenced by him.
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Why not just do it? It's not like it's a super active thread where thread culture, or whatever, would be disrupted by just ripping it up and transplanting it there.
 
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