Best lolcow threads?

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AnOminous said:
Why not just do it? It's not like it's a super active thread where thread culture, or whatever, would be disrupted by just ripping it up and transplanting it there.
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In chat I discussed this with @Clown Doll and he's contacting @Smutley to get his opinion. I suppose that would also work. I was just trying to get the original thread moved. That was done with Richard Jones's thread where Internet War Criminal just made a completely new version of it but for lolcow.
 
AnOminous said:
Why not just do it? It's not like it's a super active thread where thread culture, or whatever, would be disrupted by just ripping it up and transplanting it there.
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chimpburgers said:
In chat I discussed this with @Clown Doll and he's contacting @Smutley to get his opinion. I suppose that would also work. I was just trying to get the original thread moved. That was done with Richard Jones's thread where Internet War Criminal just made a completely new version of it but for lolcow.
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I've been looking over his Twitter and Youtube to post some of his recent stuff so the thread can have a little bit of activity regardless of what subforum it ends up in.
 
chimpburgers said:
In chat I discussed this with @Clown Doll and he's contacting @Smutley to get his opinion. I suppose that would also work. I was just trying to get the original thread moved. That was done with Richard Jones's thread where Internet War Criminal just made a completely new version of it but for lolcow.
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And that was after a poll in that already popular thread that was massively in favor of transplanting it, but this is a case where the thread has been withering on the vine and might benefit from a move to Lolcows.
 
XYZpdq said:
Yeah, Fedsmoker's amazing, but there's not a whole lot you can say about most of his videos other than "rock on", "damn, that's some shit" and stuff like that.
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I wholly disagree. As entertaining as the individual videos are the big picture is what's fascinating to me. In addition to trying to piece together where he is, where he's going, and what the fuck he's talking about, there is so much bizarre mystery to dissect in the world of Fedsmoker. With all the people who keep popping back up in his videos and the people who comment on his videos who appear to know him I'm convinced there's an entire menagerie of fringe weirdos just under the surface, but unfortunately they don't record a dozen videos of themselves every day.
 
I think the Bryce Cherry thread is one of the best here. The guy produces regular content which is downright bizarre and entertaining. That, and he isn't at all a horror cow. While his fixations may be bizarre and somewhat creepy, he hasn't molested a child, creeped on people IRL, or abused anyone. He's just a strange autist who creates really fucking weird art, and seems happy with it.
 
Pepsi said:
The Julie Terryberry thread
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Muscle Bra said:
The Julie Terryberry thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/julie-terryberry-canadian-autist-living-in-a-shed-ii.18477/ is a lot of fun right now because she continually posts long and rambling rants against the Farms on her Facebook page, and even calls out individual Kiwis she's particularly blangry with.
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Cosigning on Julie Terryberry.

Bitch is crazy. And thus hilarious.
 
PurpleKecleon
Even though most of the interesting discussions are from Forbidden Flora which I don't care about, she and her harem still manage to find new ways to interest me.
 
The Nora Reed thread is great. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/norar...ed-heinemann-fleck.20118/page-45#post-1474988

This is a thread about a normal cis white female who claims to be "nonbinary" for imaginary tranny points, but is most interesting because the cow is mainly chimping out at Randi Harper instead of the farms. It's also interesting because this cow is surrounded by utterly absurd, ridiculously batshit people who are also chimping at having attention paid to them.
 
Necro-ing this thread to ask for more suggestions. I'm dying to have a new thread to read but nothing's really grabbing my attention.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
I've got a few that I've been keeping up with.

Monica Punk never stops horrifying me.

JustinRPG is incredible.

Nick Bate is where I go when I need my daily quotient of brain bleach.

I like to lurk the Holden thread to see how badly his arguments are getting destroyed.

TJ Church is where I go when I need a good laugh.

But there can only be one Chris.
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yes !, haha, i was just thinking the same question, i wonder what peoples top 5 or 10 lolcows that freak you out and or fascinate you te most, for me my top ones are:

amanda baggs,
thomas wood,
chris chan,
monica punk / monnie riot -- yes horrifying, fascinating, makes me wonder how these people exist lol
yeah nick bate is pretty creepy
stryker wolf
the adult man babies in general tend to make me cringe
there s a guy (forgot his name ) who is some what similar to chris chan who makes youtube vids daily and he takes care of his disabled sister...i think?
there is the slaton sisters---wow...just wow high cringe levels
crincklemon is pretty high cringe too
riley dennis (shudders)
milo stewart
who else has specific top lolcows that are at these levels of wtf , high cringe, makes you wanna drink bleach or some how coax them into drinking bleach lol
 
The best thing ever is the thread about @coolbreeze88. Best shit this whole month. Narcissism levels are of the charts and watching him go from a Libertarian to an unironic, actual Bernie Bro to a full-on Fascist over the half-decade of edgy deviantart comments is a journey you can only see with the most stereotypical of all redditors.

The halal on @GrandTheftAutism impressed me too just because I never anticipated that he was the admin on a rape forum with the edgiest fucking name possible. "Savage Violation" still makes me want to lol while chugging detergent as a form of mouthwash.
 
The Alison Rapp thread is a saga of epic proportions that gripped me from the beginning and still grips me to this day, to be quite honest.
 
autista said:
The Alison Rapp thread is a saga of epic proportions that gripped me from the beginning and still grips me to this day, to be quite honest.
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It's somewhat unique as lolcow threads go. Most lolcows have already utterly wrecked their own lives by the time they get a thread, or never had a life to wreck. Ali started out employed in what looked like a dream job, with a husband (even if he was a cuck), living large, and has gone continually downhill ever since then, losing utterly everything except her Patreon and her hatred of all men (even though she only exists because of their charity).
 
Shmorky had everything, a babyfur turned troll turned failed e-celebrity tranny, leaked exclusive chatlogs, great photoshops of his art, having friends and family show up to white knight, the police getting involved, secret accounts going back decades that were only discovered after everything else. There were few lolcow tropes you couldn't get out of him.
 
AnOminous said:
It's somewhat unique as lolcow threads go. Most lolcows have already utterly wrecked their own lives by the time they get a thread, or never had a life to wreck. Ali started out employed in what looked like a dream job, with a husband (even if he was a cuck), living large, and has gone continually downhill ever since then, losing utterly everything except her Patreon and her hatred of all men (even though she only exists because of their charity).
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There's also the fact that it had to be locked, deleted, and then started over again because people were actually fighting over if she was a cow.

In hindsight she was one of the biggest of all 2016.
 
I like foreverkailyn but it seems like she ain't doing anything anymore. I mean its not like she did a lot before either but now it's just completely dead. I also like the lucas Werner thread but he's in the loony bin so that's pretty much dead too. The schofields are so fucked up I can't take my eyes away.

I also really liked terryberry but we all know how that went down so... Yeah.
 
I made a similar thread a few years ago but wanted some new responses. I'm looking for some threads to read during my free time. Lolcows from all subgroups (ie, Community Watch, Internet Famous, etc) are welcome.
 
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