best quotes by chris

[Pinhead]

My favourite line of Chris's is from... I believe the Jackie emails?

She tries to explain to him that she sees a similarity between homosexuals and autistics. (which naturally freaks Chris right out)
She then explains that she meant that they were both groups who were unfairly persecuted just for being what they are, obviously trying to say to Chris that "If you don't like people treating you badly because of the Autism, then you shouldn't treat gays badly for no reason too"

His response: "Are you trying to warp my mind with this logic?"

I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "piddle my cats."

I always heard this one as "fiddle my cats". I may be mistaken, but my interpretation was that somebody called him a "Kiddie Fiddler" AKA a Pedofork, and Chris heard it as "Kitty" instead of "Kiddie".

 

[The Fair Lady]

"Buh Bye Bye Nose"

Which video was that again? Listening to that never gets old.

0:31
[youtube]PLjkTzSN3lM[/youtube]

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

On the subject of Clyde Cash. I think this is the closest chris could possibly get to a burn. I laughed heartily at it.

Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!

I don't think this has been pointed out yet, but since everyone likes this quote to being the closest thing to a good comeback, he has actually said this TWICE in two different videos... so for me, its heavily diluted now

Well, actually, if I remember correctly, Jackie specifically told him to say that. And Chris didnt even seem to understand what it meant...




From the Ps3 destruction emails:

The Destruction was as real as the tiresome humping with the tainted machine in that old video I was blackmailed into doing and record.

I love when pear-head tries to get epic/poetic about his surrealistic and ridiculous life events.

 

[Marvin]

I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "piddle my cats."

I always heard this one as "fiddle my cats". I may be mistaken, but my interpretation was that somebody called him a "Kiddie Fiddler" AKA a Pedofork, and Chris heard it as "Kitty" instead of "Kiddie".

Well no, someone was specifically accusing Chris of fucking his cats and he responded in that way.

On the subject of Clyde Cash. I think this is the closest chris could possibly get to a burn. I laughed heartily at it.

I don't think this has been pointed out yet, but since everyone likes this quote to being the closest thing to a good comeback, he has actually said this TWICE in two different videos... so for me, its heavily diluted now

Well, actually, if I remember correctly, Jackie specifically told him to say that. And Chris didnt even seem to understand what it meant...

I think that Chris actually was the one who came up with the "at least my face ain't orange" comments. That was entirely a Chris comment.

 

[Holdek]

I don't think this has been pointed out yet, but since everyone likes this quote to being the closest thing to a good comeback, he has actually said this TWICE in two different videos... so for me, its heavily diluted now

Well, actually, if I remember correctly, Jackie specifically told him to say that. And Chris didnt even seem to understand what it meant...

I think that Chris actually was the one who came up with the "at least my face ain't orange" comments. That was entirely a Chris comment.

He may have come up with it, but there's a Jackie e-mail where she specifically requests that he say that in a video.

 

[Pinhead]

I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "piddle my cats."

I always heard this one as "fiddle my cats". I may be mistaken, but my interpretation was that somebody called him a "Kiddie Fiddler" AKA a Pedofork, and Chris heard it as "Kitty" instead of "Kiddie".

Well no, someone was specifically accusing Chris of fucking his cats and he responded in that way.

Ah, my bad.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He may have come up with it, but there's a Jackie e-mail where she specifically requests that he say that in a video.

I dont know, at least from what was made public it seems as Jackie's doing:

-For Saturday (10/23), I want the day in the life of Chris video. I want you to give me a tour of Charlottesville and describe your favorite destinations. I would love if you could interview locals, too. Along the way, you can talk about how life has been this past year and what you've been up to.. At the end of the vide I want you to say "At least my head's not a FUCKING ORANGE". This is in reference to Clyde tanning to much and being judgmental and uggers. PLEASE SAY THAT EXACT SENTENCE. BUT DO NOT mention who it's reference too. Just say ""At least my head's not a FUCKING ORANGE". Then smile at the camera and say bye byes!!

(Note how she explains the meaning of it...if it was from Chris there would be no need I guess)

ALSO since you did NOT SAY "At least my head's not a fucking orange" at the end of the video as I wanted I want you to specifically say, at the end of THIS video (I mean it Chris, don't make me cry again…) to Gulliver: "Even though we poop ourselves, it could always be worse…. At least we don't have a head like a fucking orange". Than smile and end the video.

Jackie E-mails 18 and 19

 

[Fialovy]

My favorite will always be "Goes down salty"

Also...

"I'M WORKIN ON IT!!!"

 

[Bernd Lauert]

I don't know if this counts but at 0:18...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKikDhuOE00

Of course that might count as more creepy rambling than an actual quote.

I've always thought of that as a perfect example of displacement activity:
Part of Chris knows that what he's doing is beyond stupid and wants to stop doing it.
Another part of him wants to cling to the belief that somehow this will give him sweet, sweet china.
Both parts are equally strong as driving forces and this is a moment where they cancel each other out, leaving Chris spacing out and behaving completely out of context.

 

[Magica]

If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon.

Me too Chris, me too. :?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that. -Chris as JenkinsJinkies

 

[Dormiebasne]

When Chris says "You just crossed a line. You just crossed a line" upon being called naive during the Father Call. The unflinching sobriety of his tone just always gets me.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

"I'M THE LEVEL UP KING!"

True, I've never actually heard that with my ears, but if Chris's ego is as is big as it is in his defeats, just imagine what Chris sounds like when he actually beats people in the real world.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"I'M THE LEVEL UP KING!"

True, I've never actually heard that with my ears, but if Chris's ego is as is big as it is in his defeats, just imagine what Chris sounds like when he actually beats people in the real world.

Chris winning, huh? But its just so rare!

 

[The Doctor]

"I even mowed the lawn!"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"Justice will still be done, sworn on my Autism. "

 

[Right Back Man]

"I know nothing. I am lost."

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[HerebeDragons]

"You know, my mommy and I...my family and I..."

 

[Horde Prime]

If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon.

Me too Chris, me too. :?

Not the wacky tobacky!

"Justice will still be done, sworn on my Autism. "

I love this but where is it from?

 

[CrusaderKing]

Basically anything from the Father Call.

I especially like the part where he acts smug when he thinks he's right. Like he has no idea how to behave