best quotes by chris

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On the subject of Clyde Cash. I think this is the closest chris could possibly get to a burn. I laughed heartily at it.
Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!
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I don't know if this counts but at 0:18...

[youtube]yKikDhuOE00[/youtube]

Of course that might count as more creepy rambling than an actual quote.
 
"Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes. Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx."
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-the lemon almond cake riddle. A great insight into the inner workings of Chris's mind.
 
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littlebiscuits said:
"Covered Indian Woman: Twister on Blu Ray; water is blue with sky reflection; water makes ice; ice goes into beverages served in restaurants; restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes. Sphinx: Indian people are similar to tribes in Africa in color and children's attire; the great deserts lie beyond the tribal forests; wherein reside the Egyptian Pyramids and the Sphinx."
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-the lemon almond cake riddle. A great insight into the inner workings of Chris's mind.
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I still can't get over how insane these riddles are. His free-association makes no sense. There's nothing logical in his thought patterns.
 
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The Adam Stackhouse saga was another fun one.
In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children
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Or more specifically
I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children
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That sentence always fills me with a disgustingly cold feeling. Like if someone poured an arsenic flavored slushie right down my back.
 
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R.A.E.L. said:
Coldgrip said:
I don't know if this counts but at 0:18...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKikDhuOE00

Of course that might count as more creepy rambling than an actual quote.
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Imagine hearing that in the middle of the night when you're about to fall asleep.
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I played that clip while my cat was sleeping on my lap. At the first baby voice ramble, he woke up and made a face. When Chris started scat singing, he jumped off my lap and left the room. Thanks, OPL.
 
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R.A.E.L. said:
Imagine hearing that in the middle of the night when you're about to fall asleep.
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No joke, I actually threw up in my mouth a little.
 
R.A.E.L. said:
Coldgrip said:
I don't know if this counts but at 0:18...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKikDhuOE00

Of course that might count as more creepy rambling than an actual quote.
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Imagine hearing that in the middle of the night when you're about to fall asleep.
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"Hi R.A.E.L.! I love you! I just can't stop thinking about you! I'll be in your dreams!"
 
Lux said:
On the subject of Clyde Cash. I think this is the closest chris could possibly get to a burn. I laughed heartily at it.
Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!
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I don't think this has been pointed out yet, but since everyone likes this quote to being the closest thing to a good comeback, he has actually said this TWICE in two different videos... so for me, its heavily diluted now

I know one of them is the spaghetti eating one, can anyone recall what the other, earlier one is
 
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