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See @AnOminous, I kind of disagree that writing is intended to be its nature to be concise. I think that's a more modern conflict brought about by the amount to which we rely on remote communication.

Older writers? They were long winded as fuck, it seemed less like they were writing to get a point across and more for the written word itself. You hear synopsis of stories and think it sounds interesting then actually check out the book and realize the verbosity of these people puts even the most tweaked out autist to shame.

I agree with Plato and Socrates, written word is not an effective or appropriate means of conveying information; ideally it should be used for artistic expression only. It's only because of the internet that we're increasingly forced into using this miserable dog shit stand in for actual human communication to begin with and thus why brevity has become a far greater priority in writing.
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You are now imagining Ethan Ralph and Patrick Thomlinson fighting over a can of beer in a pig pen.
 
A Jewish guy with a hard on walks into a wall, what happens? He breaks his nose

How do you start a Jewish parade? Roll a nickel down a hill

A Haitian man walks into a bar. An earthquake destroys it

What’s black on top and white on the bottom? Rape

What’s white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Roll AIDS
 
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My favorite joke ever is this and i told it a few times here

What is the difference between a 40 pound bag of cocaine and a 4 year old boy?
Eric Clapton would never let a 40 pound bag of cocaine fall out of a high rise window
 
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