Best shortest joke

"Dog Pizza", starring @Cats and @SiccDicc

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Very old one:
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Labrador.

Even older one:
How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irishman?
None.
 
Older writers? They were long winded as fuck, it seemed less like they were writing to get a point across and more for the written word itself.
They were boring and shit writers then, and they are boring and shit writers now. Looking at you, Bram Stoker. Also Jane Austen can go fuck herself.

Thread tax: Nigger guy walks into a clothing store to buy some new trousers. He sees some made out of polyester, and decides to buy them. This is strange behaviour, as normally he would pick cotton.
 
Why do Jews have big noses ?
Because the air is free

What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three piece suit ?
"Will the defendant please rise"
 
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