Best way to avoid getting shot in the head?

[Epic Fail Man]

I have a gun pointed at my head. How do I escape this situation?

 

[Snoipah]

Make sudden moves

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Not being a zombie helps.

 

[Bongocat]

Inform him that this is a Gun Free Zone

 

[Megatardingo]

Dodge

 

[Maskull]

Shoot yourself with smaller bullets until you build an immunity to gunshots.

 

[X Prime]

Bite down on a cyanide capsule.

 

[break these cuffs]

Escape to c-197 dummy.

 

[Red Hood]

offer to cook your assailant a delicious dinner if they let you go

Then eat the meal so when you die you at least have a good last meal

 

[rawhide_k]

suck off the gun

 

[No Exit]

Tuck your head between your knees.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Ask him to shoot you in the heart.

 

[Pimpleking55]

Scream:Beam me up, scotty and hope for the best.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Say that he who shoots, is a gay

 

[Clout $ Monei]

Instructional video on the DOs and DONTs of getting shot in the head :

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Don’t let strangers suck your penis.

 

[Providence Backing_21]

Say well are you gonna shoot faggot. I give a 60% chance of success with this statement.
Other 40% gets you a gun in the mouth.

 

[Iuz]

Tell them you have both AIDS and Ebola.

 

[Pony! Hugger of People]

Teleport behind your assailant as you slowly draw your Katana, then inform him of the mistake he just made and slice him in half. Don't forget to adjust your Fedora as he falls though, for m'ladies of course

 

[derivativeHack]

Let your assailant know that murder is illegal