Epic Fail Man True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined Apr 3, 2021 Aug 7, 2021 #1 I have a gun pointed at my head. How do I escape this situation?
Snoipah Not a crazed gunman kiwifarms.net Joined May 1, 2018 Aug 7, 2021 #2 Make sudden moves Reactions: needs tree fitty, Robert w'E'd Leef, Femboy Hooters and 1 other person Upvote 3 Downvote
Agent Abe Caprine Stole Hitler's Mercedes Bens. kiwifarms.net Joined Dec 16, 2019 Aug 7, 2021 #3 Not being a zombie helps. Reactions: needs tree fitty Upvote 0 Downvote
Bongocat kiwifarms.net Joined Jun 20, 2020 Aug 7, 2021 #4 Inform him that this is a Gun Free Zone Reactions: needs tree fitty, Octavia, Robert w'E'd Leef and 6 others Upvote 5 Downvote
Megatardingo Le lava cola u mad True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined Mar 9, 2021 Aug 7, 2021 #5 Dodge Reactions: Epic Fedora Man Upvote 1 Downvote
Maskull Not recommended for industrial use. True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined Jun 29, 2019 Aug 7, 2021 #6 Shoot yourself with smaller bullets until you build an immunity to gunshots. Reactions: LurkTrawl, Pocket Dragoon, needs tree fitty and 11 others Upvote 5 Downvote
X Prime The God-Derivative kiwifarms.net Joined Mar 24, 2019 Aug 7, 2021 #7 Bite down on a cyanide capsule. Upvote 0 Downvote
break these cuffs This is for Cody. True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined Aug 25, 2017 Aug 7, 2021 #8 Escape to c-197 dummy. Reactions: Octavia and Robert w'E'd Leef Upvote 0 Downvote
Red Hood Sidekick Lives Matter kiwifarms.net Joined Jan 15, 2018 Aug 7, 2021 #9 offer to cook your assailant a delicious dinner if they let you go Then eat the meal so when you die you at least have a good last meal Last edited: Aug 7, 2021 Reactions: Pocket Dragoon and needs tree fitty Upvote 0 Downvote
offer to cook your assailant a delicious dinner if they let you go Then eat the meal so when you die you at least have a good last meal
rawhide_k virgin with apathy kiwifarms.net Joined Mar 9, 2021 Aug 7, 2021 #10 suck off the gun Reactions: needs tree fitty and Pony! Hugger of People Upvote 0 Downvote
No Exit Hit and Run attack! True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined Oct 5, 2019 Aug 7, 2021 #11 Tuck your head between your knees. Upvote 0 Downvote
Captain Fitzbattleaxe kiwifarms.net Joined Sep 11, 2019 Aug 7, 2021 #12 Ask him to shoot you in the heart. Reactions: Pocket Dragoon Upvote 0 Downvote
Pimpleking55 Devout Degenerate. kiwifarms.net Joined Jan 20, 2021 Aug 7, 2021 #13 Scream:Beam me up, scotty and hope for the best. Reactions: Epic Fedora Man Upvote 2 Downvote
KittyGremlin Unrapeaeble .38 kiwifarms.net Joined Nov 5, 2018 Aug 7, 2021 #14 Say that he who shoots, is a gay Reactions: needs tree fitty and Octavia Upvote 0 Downvote
Clout $ Monei Always make a good impression. kiwifarms.net Joined Jul 11, 2021 Aug 7, 2021 #15 Instructional video on the DOs and DONTs of getting shot in the head : Reactions: Alex Hogendorp, Epic Fedora Man and Cheerlead-in-Chief Upvote 0 Downvote
IAmNotAlpharius https://youtube.com/watch?v=AmrFT_v_M40 True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined Mar 19, 2018 Aug 7, 2021 #16 Don’t let strangers suck your penis. Reactions: Pocket Dragoon Upvote 0 Downvote
Providence Backing_21 Jasper just did that True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Joined Apr 14, 2019 Aug 7, 2021 #17 Say well are you gonna shoot faggot. I give a 60% chance of success with this statement. Other 40% gets you a gun in the mouth. Reactions: IAmNotAlpharius and Octavia Upvote 0 Downvote
Say well are you gonna shoot faggot. I give a 60% chance of success with this statement. Other 40% gets you a gun in the mouth.
Iuz We Must Dissent kiwifarms.net Joined Dec 16, 2019 Aug 7, 2021 #18 Tell them you have both AIDS and Ebola. Upvote 0 Downvote
Pony! Hugger of People kiwifarms.net Joined Jan 29, 2021 Aug 7, 2021 #19 Teleport behind your assailant as you slowly draw your Katana, then inform him of the mistake he just made and slice him in half. Don't forget to adjust your Fedora as he falls though, for m'ladies of course Reactions: Agent Abe Caprine, Pocket Dragoon and derivativeHack Upvote 0 Downvote
Teleport behind your assailant as you slowly draw your Katana, then inform him of the mistake he just made and slice him in half. Don't forget to adjust your Fedora as he falls though, for m'ladies of course
derivativeHack The price of meat has just gone up kiwifarms.net Joined May 2, 2020 Aug 7, 2021 #20 Let your assailant know that murder is illegal Reactions: Agent Abe Caprine, IAmNotAlpharius and Pocket Dragoon Upvote 0 Downvote