Biting the hand that feeds - A brief history of the Kiwi Farms and why A&T is the redheaded stepchild of the site.

[Nancompoop]

Sig's avatar was hot and I would have sex with it. RIP. But play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

#handsometardexposed
#handsometardisnothandsomeanymore
#handsometardGTFO

This, but unironically.

 

[The handsome tard]

This, but unironically.

Its funnier that way

 

[Kirito]

Oh look, mom, thats me ! Man, I look handsome~

Anyway, now to the retard in my front...

First off I want to make it clear Im so glad that you put some serious effort to "expose me". And boy how bad you made me look.

I mean, of course! Why would I want people who take joy in stuffing the innocent youth with their love juices to be given a horrible slow demise? Very impetuous. Im truly, deeply, sorry...

And you have also exposed my hidden plan to bring back the Roman Empire back. I call it the "Kiwi's Legion™" where degenerates like you truly belong in a cross! And the rule of true emperor will be for me, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, to fulfill.

#handsometardexposed
#handsometardisnothandsomeanymore
#handsometardGTFO
#romansexposed
#MAPriseup

You're a fucking retard and your gimmick is awful.

 

[The handsome tard]

You're a fucking retard and your gimmick is awful.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries…"

 

[Kirito]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries…"

Gimmick accounts are always gay

 

[The handsome tard]

Gimmick accounts are always gay

Nooo...Noooooo!

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

libtard detected

biden 2020

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

You know, certain animals will instinctively soil themselves when confronted by predators in an attempt to seem less appetizing. Just a fun animal fact.

 

[Big Jake]

I'm still a newfag but I'm old enough, and have enough forum moderation experience of my own, to know how fucking retarded this entire subject is.

Love what you love. Hate what you hate. But leave other people the fuck alone. Don't go out to hurt others for disagreeing with you, or even discuss the intention of doing so, just because you're too much of a sperg to grab the neaest phone book and book a therapy session. Especially over POLITICS of all things, probably the single worst subject a person could choose when trying to argue the legitimacy of something.

I love dark humor. I love words like nigger and faggot and tranny and honky. I fully support freedom of speech and oppose almost all kinds of censorship. But for fuck's sake, if you're such an emotional child that the things you say actually require the fucking feds to get involved, and cause problems for a bunch of other people (namely the person who generously provided you with your literal forum in the first place) then you really are a special kind of douche and seriously need objective help in evaluating your emotional and intellectual aptitude.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Welcome to the wild and wacky world of Antiquity.

The past is a foreign country and all that.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

Why do threats of violence when you could funnel your rage into calling fat people fat and trans people trannies, all while humbly declaring you would not have sex with either?

 

[Synthwave Obsessed]

It's almost like people forget that we're not the autistic illuminati. Talk shit about retards, but don't go out and plan to harm them. How else are we supposed to laugh if a couple of faggots take this shit too seriously and actually get them killed?

I fully support freedom of speech, but freedom of speech does not save you from consequences. Don't do retarded shit that makes the eye of sauron turn on this forum, too.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Sig called me retarded once so good riddance

 

[Colloid]

The right and proper response is to establish a Kiwi Farms Legal Defense Fund and get it generating 8 figures annually.

Way to pull numbers out of your ass. You do realize that's at least $10 billion/yr, yes? You're basically demanding that 20 000 unique users suddenly scrape up enough generosity to throw $500/yr for this site. Almost one year ago, Null reported upwards of 60 000 unique users. You're extremely naïve to think that roughly a 3rd of this site's userbase will fork over a chunk of change that could buy a 4k TV once, let alone annually. Have you ever actually worked a day in your life?

 

[WeedFaggot024]

I like the idea of some fed nigger needing to read my incoherent shitposts.

 

[Sten Of The Beresaad]

@BoxerShorts47 won.

 

[AnOminous]

I like the idea of some fed nigger needing to read my incoherent shitposts.

Seething, coping, and glowing.

 

[Coleslaw]

(Checks own reg date)

Come on it's only 12 days!

 

[José Mourinho]

wow can you all stop talking into the conspiracy regarding the Kiwi Farms being pandering to US officials I'll lose my Biden bux

(and my Mr Enter bux shhhhh)