Biting the hand that feeds - A brief history of the Kiwi Farms and why A&T is the redheaded stepchild of the site.

[Thumb Butler]

I don't think anything I've said would win anyone over.

Just having it out with a manlet who wants to boss everyone around.

If the owner of a site wants to shut it down, then that's that. It sucks for most the users, but it's how it is. Enjoy the ride, it's still not over.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

From what I can tell, you are:

- About 5"7, 170 lbs
- Late 20s - early 30s
- Most likely have a receding hairline, possibly bald
- Worked in customer service but not in front of people. Possibly in a call center
- You don't exercise, if you do it's just cardio. Lifting offers no benefits because you can't keep weight on
- Plenty of female friends, no intimate partners, like to pretend that's just the way you want it. It's been more than a year since you were with anyone
- No law enforcement or military record
- You tell people you like this time of year for olfactory / taste reasons. You probably talk about pumpkin spice in everything you eat / drink



I would if it would contribute to the Kiwi Farms Legal Defense Fund.

But I don't sense this one's a fighter.

Basically everything in this faggy post is wrong, except for the following:
-Yes, I do work in the hospitality industry-but in a front-facing position, and I get regular tips so I'm doing something right. I suspect you couldn't interact with half of the borderline-cows I have to wrangle without chimping out and getting the boot.
-I actually have very few female friends, and I'm smart enough to recognize that getting in a relationship right-now is a recipe for disaster with everyone stressed out from the election and virus.
-Yeah, I actually have marketable skills beyond "can point a gun the right way around and can operate a set of handcuffs". Cops and soldiers are, 9 times out of 10, retarded jarheads with rule fetishes- you think I'm a bossy busybody that thinks he's better than everyone else? Hang out with a Marine for any length of time.

Really, the most insulting thing is the fact you think I like Pumpkin Spice. It's like being waterboarded with cloves.
I don't have to guess you're an internet tough guy who's insecure about his masculinity and disguises it with the machismo of a stock tween drama character, because you're pretty open about that.

 

[Kirito]

I don't think you can threaten someone with an invitation.

I just think seeing that tiny little man at my door would be funny.

You said earlier;

You mentioned unpersoning a few posts back, it's clear you care about the consequences of having your personal information revealed. That's not really what matters to me, plenty of people know who I am and where I live.

How about you post an address and a photo of who he's fucking with?

 

[Null]

Now that they know where to stick the boot, they can come after posters for less clear reasons.

They can come after anyone they have a warrant for.

Just leave. I want people like you off the site. This is a comedy forum and you do not know what funny is. You exist to be outraged.

 

[dirt lamb]

I don't think you can threaten someone with an invitation.

Oh you don't think so? Why don't you come over here and find out

 

[Ivan Shatov]

Basically everything in this faggy post is wrong, except for the following:
-Yes, I do work in the hospitality industry-but in a front-facing position, and I get regular tips so I'm doing something right. I suspect you couldn't interact with half of the borderline-cows I have to wrangle without chimping out and getting the boot.
-I actually have very few female friends, and I'm smart enough to recognize that getting in a relationship right-now is a recipe for disaster with everyone stressed out from the election and virus.
-Yeah, I actually have marketable skills beyond "can point a gun the right way around and can operate a set of handcuffs". Cops and soldiers are, 9 times out of 10, retarded jarheads with rule fetishes- you think I'm a bossy busybody that thinks he's better than everyone else? Hang out with a Marine for any length of time.

Really, the most insulting thing is the fact you think I like Pumpkin Spice. It's like being waterboarded with cloves.
I don't have to guess you're an internet tough guy who's insecure about his masculinity and disguises it with the machismo of a stock tween drama character, because you're pretty open about that.

So you're a waiter who can't get any. Got it.

 

[Kirito]

So you're a waiter who can't get any. Got it.

I think you should really show him who he's fucking with and give him a location.

 

[Revo]

So far this thread has caused 2 permabanings , a halal thread and managed to make articles and happenings posters to look worst than @Senior Lexmechanic .
The ride never ends.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

So you're a waiter who can't get any. Got it.

I seem to be fucking you pretty good right now.
EDIT: And he's running because Nool told him off like a bully seeing the teacher coming down the hall. Lol.

 

[Baseton Repillé]

Really, the most insulting thing is the fact you think I like Pumpkin Spice. It's like being waterboarded with cloves.

Pumpkin spice is based, fuck you.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, in extreme cases they do that.

Why would they if they could just send a letter knowing someone doesn't have the resources to do anything but comply?

Admittedly, that's a safe assumption for 90% of the work they do. I just question the wisdom of advertising the fact.

So what was he supposed to do, just rat out a user and keep it secret?

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

you know, there's a saying from the old country that translates to "raise crows and they will peck out your eyes". frankly I think these insane kekistani chuds should've been booted a long time ago but uh, idk i guess keeping them here made libs mad, maybe. I wouldn't know.

 

[Baseton Repillé]

you know, there's a saying from the old country that translates to "raise crows and they will peck out your eyes". frankly I think these insane kekistani chuds should've been booted a long time ago but uh, idk i guess keeping them here made libs mad, maybe. I wouldn't know.

libtard detected

 

[The handsome tard]

You have the patience of a saint, Null. I know putting up with some of our bullshit, especially when it gets to the legal realm, can get...annoying to say the least but you pull through. I just want you to know we recognize and appreciate your efforts for us and free speech as a whole.

 

[Kirito]

You have the patience of a saint, Null. I know putting up with some of our bullshit, especially when it gets to the legal realm, can get...annoying to say the least but you pull through. I just want you to know we recognize and appreciate your efforts for us and free speech as a whole.

Yeah, I'm sure null takes a very personal joy in giving you a place to screech about who needs to be tortured and killed

 

[Totally Awesome]

This is a comedy forum and you do not know what funny is. You exist to be outraged.

That's most of the people on this forum.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Weren't the Romans big time pedophiles

 

[Kirito]

Weren't the Romans big time pedophiles

Yes, they were. It could be argued that the biggest roman pedophiles were the people in power, actually.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Weren't the Romans big time pedophiles

Welcome to the wild and wacky world of Antiquity.

 

[Begemot]

Please. I just said I agree with his action.

Risk / reward. Null made a mistake with this post. He openly stated he lacks the means to resist government pressure.

Right now, they're asking about a poster who talked about going on a shooting spree. Now that they know where to stick the boot, they can come after posters for less clear reasons.

It's the equivalent of telling everyone in your neighborhood you don't own a gun.


Explain what side of the spectrum I'm on. Would help me to know.

In the early 2000s, there were a series of high-profile news stories about the FBI capturing terrorists plotting attacks on government buildings. Turned out they had an informant who was talking up people he met online into meeting him IRL to receive non-existant guns. bombs and rockets.

Michigan seemed like the same situation. Not a fan.

Son. This is a lolcow site. Not a political site. Assimilate or fuck off.