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men tend to have longer eyelashes than women, that's it
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Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice
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Wait, they do? Lmao, I thought it was meant to be just him specifically who has long eyelashes.
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You'd be surprised how felted some women get about it too
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I've had female friends fawn over mine, going "I wish I had ones as long as you!", "If only I could pluck them out of your face and put them into mine!", and so on. It's a good example of a physical trait that women are very focused on (curlers, mascara), whereas many men probably wouldn't even remember that they exist if asked to draw a person without reference.
Also, is the moral of the comic that you're allowed to harass people if you find them to be attractive? This woman walked up to someone minding their own business and antagonized them because of their appearance, yet we have #cute in the tags, and no moralizing panels or comments. If the characters were reserved, we'd surely have seeen our dearly-beloved deformed deep-sea creatures trying to stab somebody with a knife.
Also, is the moral of the comic that you're allowed to harass people if you find them to be attractive? This woman walked up to someone minding their own business and antagonized them because of their appearance, yet we have #cute in the tags, and no moralizing panels or comments. If the characters were reserved, we'd surely have seeen our dearly-beloved deformed deep-sea creatures trying to stab somebody with a knife.
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It's probably justified on the grounds that they're established friends. I don't think that makes it much better, though.
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This one is true.
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They should do more cutesy comics about men having longer eyelashes or annoying customers leaving you small tips and big messes rather than ones about a bloated blob creature from the maritime depths assaulting people who don't respect xir's pronouns.
Idk if it pays the bills as well, but they'd probably be happier. Their heart really hasn't been in it from the beginning.
Also this one further cements my suspicion that the Asian chick is the main driver behind a lot of these comics.
She's obviously supposed to be the self insert for the normal green haired cartoon girl too, and I'm wondering what the involvement is of the dude and the tranny out of the trio in the original photo in the OP (I'm sure the tranny is only there for diversity points).
Idk if it pays the bills as well, but they'd probably be happier. Their heart really hasn't been in it from the beginning.
And there's blobby lurking in the background. No purpose, no reason, simply observing judgmentally, probably stinking up the place. I don't know how a dead blobfish smells, but it can't be good.
Also this one further cements my suspicion that the Asian chick is the main driver behind a lot of these comics.
She's obviously supposed to be the self insert for the normal green haired cartoon girl too, and I'm wondering what the involvement is of the dude and the tranny out of the trio in the original photo in the OP (I'm sure the tranny is only there for diversity points).
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Who are these repeat characters supposed to be anyway (besides fantasies)? Events just ricochet off these fucks with no actual weight.
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I want more psychotic comics about the blobfish wanting to stab people for having the wrong opinions, less of this #relatable #heckinwholesome woowoo fujocoomer shit. They're nerfin my heckin blobberino!!
Cap-tan
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I know what they're trying to say, but this just reads like the waitress has been a rude fuck and gets her comeuppance.
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I know it's bit late and petty but, I love how magically the dude's shirt changes colors
from the black to white in one panel. Really shows how much quality and effort they put in these comics.
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Not sure where this aryan chad bully image comes from. Almost every single bully I've met looks like either Eric Cartman or Vicky Pollard. There is a man at my local who looks like the one in this cartoon and he claims to have BEEN bullied quite badly as a child. Supposedly his tattoos cover up stitches he got after another boy pushed him off a wall. I don't have a point here; Blobby's artist doesn't leave the house much could be my point, I guess.
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What's Blobby been up to?
20 DOLLARS.
Haven't seen this one posted
No, dudes. Wearing chapstick and taking care of yourself does not make you faggot. You know what does though? Caring so much about what some stranger on the street said to you that it affects your day-to-day life.
Nice one, Blobby. However, I don't think his husband's going to appreciate the bruised balls and erectile dysfunction you just gave him.
20 DOLLARS.
Haven't seen this one posted
No, dudes. Wearing chapstick and taking care of yourself does not make you faggot. You know what does though? Caring so much about what some stranger on the street said to you that it affects your day-to-day life.
Nice one, Blobby. However, I don't think his husband's going to appreciate the bruised balls and erectile dysfunction you just gave him.
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If your comics are not generating enough money that you still have to waitress in a place that considers 25 cents a tip, perhaps you need to rethink your priorities and work life?
The combined effort of waitressing and comic making could be put into a single job which would pay more and then provide more free time.
Cap-tan
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These ones are just shite. At least try to make a joke, or failing that at least have a point.
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Looking at their Twitter comments is always a blast
ExsanguinateHorizon
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These turbocunts live in such a hellscape of their own imaginations. There's lotions and other 'beauty' products originally designed for hard working men and nobody ever called each other a queer over those. I learned about sunscreen brands from fishermen with salt coming out of their beards, and the most churlish pig farmer still appreciates moisturized hands at the end of the day.
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I think I need a retard to English dictionary for these things. What exactly are they trying to say here?
It's fucking stupid and it literally makes no sense. Guy takes stranger's advice and turns into a slob. Other guy gets hit in the nuts and then proposes to his boyfriend while doubled up? This is not how normal people think.
Amber the Hedgehog
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Yeah. I go hard wear stores regularly and most here carry skin care stuff. Mainly basic skin care stuff like handcreams but skin care stuff regardless. Building and fixing things is messy, can involve harsh chemicals and happen outdoors. That can be hard on skin so there is potential business that these store react.
Hand washing gel that is also a moisturizer, want to get rid off those hard elbows, protect your lips while working outdoors? We got covered you manly man. Most smelling lemony.