Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Since when in the history of humanity has chapstick ever been considered wholly feminine or gay? If it was tinted or super glossy then maybe, but plain old wax? Piss off with that retardation.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Since when in the history of humanity has chapstick ever been considered wholly feminine or gay? If it was tinted or super glossy then maybe, but plain old wax? Piss off with that retardation.

It helps when you understand they're not dealing with real people but only stereotypes and strawmen. I mean maybe back int he 50's lip balm was seen as a feminine thing? Can't say. But it's not been that way for decades now.

I mean anybody who skis uses lip balm and sunscreen.

 

[Niggerphobe]

 

[umami's milk]

did they seriously post that right after shoving their underwhelming merch in our face?
looks like blobby himself knows a bit about the grind.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

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[Grand Duke Snowfall]

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It's surprisingly wholesome, especially given that some other webcomics I've seen tend to mutter about "blah blah, slaughter of Native Americans, racist uncle..."
But it's admittedly a little hard to take seriously when a good amount of the other comics are like "screw your phobic parents/family". Which I understand on some level, don't get me wrong, but the comic's tone always makes it grating to read.
But yeah, pretty good for once.

 

[maguyver16]

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We have yet to see the fish associate with his undersea family.

Maybe it's because he doesn't talk to them after coming out as non binary.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Spoiler: Comic+spoilers

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I like how both the troon flags are alone

 

[Absolute-Despair]

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Blobby is a Trad now lol

 

[TheOtherOne]

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Ironic considering a majority of the comics are ridiculously angry and have almost no family (that isn't portrayed negatively) to show.

 

[Niggerphobe]

 

[Dr. Butt]

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Why did they draw that character looking so happy and healthy then?

 

[maguyver16]

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Does the shirt depict Blobby being shoved in a pipe? Is that some kind of Deep Lore?

 

[Niggerphobe]

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

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Why does she have a keychain of her best friend?

 

[Cap-tan]

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Blaze it! Cool flip phone with only 7 digit keypad. Needs more Ben Garrison explanatory text though. Its not like we can see whose phone is whose by the wide shot and their skin colors.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Why does she have a keychain of her best friend?

I've more or less given up trying to figure out what goes on in these comics. They make no sense whatsoever.

 

[Cap-tan]

Finally made my shitty edits.

 

[Niggerphobe]

That pfp gave me a mental flashbang

 

[TheGuntinator]

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IDK where the author of the blobfish comic is getting their idealized views about homeless people, but maybe they got lucky and talked to a few who were honestly down on their luck? I've talked to a few like that. The rest had obvious meth scars.

Funny thing, they arent. They've never spoken to a hobo. These people are never homeless because they're down on their luck, they're homeless because they're insufferable to live with/house. Imagine clogged toilets from heroine dumps, condiments all over counters from making food while high, and a permanently empty fridge. They do not understand how to reciprocate when they are done a favor and housed, they turn it into their own personal little den of garbage and filth in days. And that was my experience living with one of them as a family member, imagine ten people each producing 3x as much filth in one household/shelter, now imagine these irritable scumbags having to clean up after each other. They hate it, they prey on each other for drugs, steal from each other while passed out, and make it hell for any family or friends that try to house and feed them. I am not kidding, there are no plucky hobos around a barrel fire, there are junkies passing out outdoors and dying of exposure. Scum of the earth that should've been allowed to die and be buried after their first overdose. Mind-melted husks will latch onto you and drain your energy, cash, and household until you are evicted because of their bullshit. Whether its yelling at the neigbbors, bringing back piles of useless shitty garbage that someone threw out to the point you get a message from the city threatening to fine you, or physically destroying their room/your bathroom while high. You cannot help these people without them ruining you. They have no respect, they have no clue, they have no care. They will get high and suddenly their mess is your life.

Is it obvious my ability to empathize with people has been amputated and cauterized by watching every group of "poor defenseless victims" endlessly abuse the good will of people trying to help them?