Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[Lapis Lazuli]

Thank you, it's my favorite.
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If you don't mind me asking, what's the original?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

If you don't mind me asking, what's the original?

Something something faggot son

 

[Law]

Here's my Blobby OC, Chudley the Gulper Eel.

Chudly is a loud-mouthed gulper eel who lives a few blocks down from Blobby. He often wears an orange tee shirt with the word CHUD written on it. He's a libertarian and can get pretty political after knocking back a few tall boys. He plays lacrosse on weekends with a local rec-league.

 

[Niggerphobe]

Spoiler

 

[Kiwilurk]

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Notice how in the first one, the problematic person seems to be religious judging by the cross earing.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

This blobfish really comes off as a self insert for Clawshrimpy if he had a bigger set of balls and was less of a pederast.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Notice how in the first one, the problematic person seems to be religious judging by the cross earing.

>1 earring in
>Dangly

Nah son, that's gay.

Edit:
I haven't seen any attacks on religion so far. Probably because they're obsessed with offending the least amount of people possible, but I wouldn't put it past them if they were too scared that if they critiqued Christianity they'd have to fight Jews and Muslims too. I have a feeling these people start shaking whenever someone Muslim says something unwoke.

 

[Law]

I have a feeling these people start shaking whenever someone Muslim says something unwoke.

Muslims and cartoonists are natural enemies.

 

[Niggerphobe]

>1 earring in
>Dangly

Nah son, that's gay.

Edit:
I haven't seen any attacks on religion so far. Probably because they're obsessed with offending the least amount of people possible, but I wouldn't put it past them if they were too scared that if they critiqued Christianity they'd have to fight Jews and Muslims too. I have a feeling these people start shaking whenever someone Muslim says something unwoke.

They shake when someone says guys

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

If you don't mind me asking, what's the original?

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

That one especially feels like a special collab with Dhar Mann. It's just missing the 'lives to regret it' line. It feels so antithetical to normal motherhood that I wonder if the entire production team for this badly written, lazily drawn, four panel webcomic sat around daydreaming strawman villains to get worked up and seethe about, or if they accidentally provided an insight into the shitty lives that led them to their state of broken progressive reeeing.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Notice how in the first one, the problematic person seems to be religious judging by the cross earing.

Both of these comics contains high amount of fart huffing

 

[Niggerphobe]

Hey I found the video game one

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[Lapis Lazuli]

Hey I found the video game one

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>Hey! Take off your top!
This line doesn't really make sense if you think about it. I don't think I've ever seen a first-person shooter with webcam functionality, so why would a guy ask for tits if he can't possibly see them?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Hey I found the video game one

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Wtf is this gun? Is it Splatoon or something? Also, shooter with controller. These people have an image of gamer as console peasant

 

[Niggerphobe]

>Hey! Take off your top!
This line doesn't really make sense if you think about it. I don't think I've ever seen a first-person shooter with webcam functionality, so why would a guy ask for tits if he can't possibly see them?

I think she got real girl gamers and twitch thots chat confused

 

[I am vomit]

>Hey! Take off your top!
This line doesn't really make sense if you think about it. I don't think I've ever seen a first-person shooter with webcam functionality, so why would a guy ask for tits if he can't possibly see them?

It happens but I found it's usually just smack talk, just dish it back and you'll be fine. Usually it's the squeakers who ask for tits, never had a grown ass adult do it before. Just tell them to shut the fuck up and stop being retarded.

 

[AMHOLIO]

If you don't mind me asking, what's the original?

Sorry, didn't see this, glad someone else gave it to you.


Quick sperg on it: It's such a boring comic. Yes, it's a good point and isn't wrong, but if we google searched "why don't kids talk to their parents more" we'd end up with comics that convey the message in a funnier or more impactful formats than just a mom yelling at a son over a gradient background with static figures. My edit still looks boring but it's funnier since the material is more unexpected and isn't as retreaded as "parent mistreated child and drives child away without realizing it". It's just a painfully boring comic done so much better by other authors that it hurts to look at how basic and lazy it is (including my edit).


It's my icon at the time of this posting because parents wishing death on their child is funny.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Doubleposting because fuck you:

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Hey I found the video game one

It's hard to find comics interesting enough to edit. Shoutouts to @There's light at the end for pointing out the bottom one.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

What the fuck is this one even trying to say? Corporations laying people off is the fault of state government? Is Charlie going to kidnap the governor? Find out next time on Blobfish Ball Z!