Bluesky - "Decentralized" Twitter Alternative. Leftist Tranny Hugbox. "Answer" to Elon Musk's "Fascist" Takeover of 𝕏 (Formerly Twitter).

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Tommo the Cabbit is taking a page from South Park.

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You can't make this shit up.


South Park predicts the future yet again.
 
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Group Project Carrier said:
Somehow, though, he still manages not to be the most annoying part of the Bluesky landscape. That distinction goes (imo) to the infamous Lakota Man, who, despite all his whining, still has his Twitter page up and running. Assuming it's even a real person. And I say "landscape" because I swear only 5~10 accounts ever even post. 20 million users and counting--supposedly--yet it has the same eerie barren feeling as an abandoned forum from 2011.

I created a Bluesky account around Thanksgiving (?), so, funny enough, the first two posts I saw were George Takei making a sex joke about cranberry jelly and "Lakota Man" yapping about muh stolen land. How he doesn't get tired of posting the same shit every day, I don't know. Reinforcing a character limit on Bluesky was a shit idea because now, every single post on there literally reads like a bot post. It's sort of like Instagram (photo + brief caption) yet just feels utterly soulless in a way even IG doesn't.

Also, I'm ashamed to admit that I created that account in earnest! Because there were so many posts from journos and writers talking about how they get "sooo much more engagement" on Bluesky than Xitter, and how it was easier to develop a following there than on more established platforms. I decided to test it out and it was, naturally, bullshit. Not to mention that the site itself was so broken that I had to wait a full day to be able to set a username, because on the first day it would crash every time I tried. Same went for the profile picture and banner. It's less efficient than a beginner HTML project.
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I've gotten more scammers in my DMs there than I ever have on X.

Yeah sure bub you're living in Gaza and you need $100 from me so you don't die.
 
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Group Project Carrier said:
Somehow, though, he still manages not to be the most annoying part of the Bluesky landscape. That distinction goes (imo) to the infamous Lakota Man, who, despite all his whining, still has his Twitter page up and running. Assuming it's even a real person. And I say "landscape" because I swear only 5~10 accounts ever even post. 20 million users and counting--supposedly--yet it has the same eerie barren feeling as an abandoned forum from 2011.

I created a Bluesky account around Thanksgiving (?), so, funny enough, the first two posts I saw were George Takei making a sex joke about cranberry jelly and "Lakota Man" yapping about muh stolen land. How he doesn't get tired of posting the same shit every day, I don't know. Reinforcing a character limit on Bluesky was a shit idea because now, every single post on there literally reads like a bot post. It's sort of like Instagram (photo + brief caption) yet just feels utterly soulless in a way even IG doesn't.

Also, I'm ashamed to admit that I created that account in earnest! Because there were so many posts from journos and writers talking about how they get "sooo much more engagement" on Bluesky than Xitter, and how it was easier to develop a following there than on more established platforms. I decided to test it out and it was, naturally, bullshit. Not to mention that the site itself was so broken that I had to wait a full day to be able to set a username, because on the first day it would crash every time I tried. Same went for the profile picture and banner. It's less efficient than a beginner HTML project.
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How many of Takei's followers are pornbots?

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Frederica Bernkastel said:
How is he any different than Elizabeth Warren?
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Warren wanted to put a wealth tax in place to fund pork projects. Lakota Man believes in the personal satisfaction that comes from a day's hard work. So he grifts and takes money from individual people directly, rather than Warren's method of spending Trump's whole first term getting bullied and shoved into the senate lockers by the president, then whining about it and blowing $30 million donated to her by retards in a failed presidential bid.
 
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The Ultimate Ramotith said:
Moreover, would that not be reinforcing the 41% myth?
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That would increase the number above 41, which would then increase the age at which any surviving trannies kill themselves, which would then decrease the number depending on how many trannies aren't that number of years old yet, until perhaps a stable equilibrium is reached.
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
How many of Takei's followers are pornbots?

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Hmm, seems to mostly be these mysterious empty accounts with no (or almost no) posts or followers:

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And the others are all these insufferable types:

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Actually, during the brief time I was on the site, I didn't run into porn bots or NSFW accounts at all. Not in my feed and not in my followers (I had 0 followers, lol). The site seemed to be pretty much 100% journos, with a handful of "Lover of all things/Creator/Ally" types who were spamming the same pictures of Kamala every day but with different captions.

My specifications for "the type of content you're interested in seeing" were very narrow, but it seems you get this same type of content no matter what. Probably because it's the only content that exists. How they consider that indicative of a healthy, flourishing, and diverse platform is beyond me.
 
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With the tranny hugboxes filtered out Bluesky is still terrible, but terrible like a mirror of Facebook rather than Twitter: it feels like an FB group of all your conservative elderly aquaintances who post constantly about how "DAE Biden == Hitler?" and "Why are libtards so STUPID?" but swap Trump for Biden and magat for libtard, garish images full of laughable block text "owns" and all.

I don't care if these Bluesky dorks lucked out into having a worldview that corresponds more closely to reality than the prescription-drug-addled moron boomers they love dunking on: they're manifesting the same behavior, and that behavior speaks as poorly to them as it does to their opponents. There's no virtue in being comparatively in tune with reality if they got there on accident, they're just as much a clique of outgroup-dunking apes as the targets of their ire.
 
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pylosurf said:
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Wtf is this oil and water concoction on the counter? Worst salad dressing ever.
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Resident nigga here. Let me explain.

A lot of black people have very tightly coiled hair strands. The lad in the photo most likely has the 4B/4C hair type. The chart helps visualize how hair types are categorized.
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Tightly coiled hair follicles is difficult to keep moisturized because the more complex the hair strand compared to the 2A-2C row.
Therefore there is an oil/water method that black/thick haired people do to keep their hair moisturized daily.

Tune in next time for your daily Black people fact.
 
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You people are the last group to ever earn such a title. You don't even earn the bare minimum requirement of it. Y'all have had a broken reputation before the fandom even reached normies/mainstream. You guys are like Mr. Beast, only acting like bastions of kindness and empathy when it's just a way to look good, and then get surprised when people see through y'alls facade.
 
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