Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Arthur Morgan]

It is the Paradox of Bob. He is a literal nobody who does nothing of note. He could be swapped out with any of his cast of characters and the only thing we would lose is the sheer volume of tweets. Bob, for all his rage and hatred, doesn't hurt anyone and when he tries he cannot hurt anyone. He is universally reviled and mocked. His only supporters are deranged men. His only video that got good traction was him sperging about the movie Pixels and he whizzed all that good will garnered down his leg. His work is lazy and has barely progressed in a decade. He is cowardly and runs from fights he started and stalks people behind their blocks for years. There is no good reason any of us should pay attention to a failure to launch man child hidden away in Boston.

And yet I cannot look away.

I would also guess the attacks we got last year and the database compromise added to that.

It's why I wonder what he'd do if he lost his twitter. Just start a new one or go back to his old 'personal' account that Escapist made him set up? I don't think so because he'd likely try to get the account back and if he tries to ban evade, that won't help him. And as you said, he's lazy so he wouldn't want to just build up another account. Will he blog more? Maybe, but that won't get as many views and Bob is a creature of immediate gratification. Throw himself into making that movie career he's always dreamed of? Hah!

The only thing left is doing more vlogs on his channel like his 'big ramble' series, which might end up helping him in the long run since more content will help with the algorithm but again, he's lazy.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

How do you fuck that up? They had an entire preschool show with "Ni Hao" in the title. A fucking preschooler could tell you to say "Ni Hao." Just googling "how to say hello in Chinese" instead of blindly putting it through the translation filter would have brought it up. How fucking intellectually lazy can you be?

Yeah, but he didn't want to say "Hello". He wanted to say "Greetings." Unfortunately, Google Translate doesn't grok pretentiousness.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It's why I wonder what he'd do if he lost his twitter. Just start a new one or go back to his old 'personal' account that Escapist made him set up? I don't think so because he'd likely try to get the account back and if he tries to ban evade, that won't help him. And as you said, he's lazy so he wouldn't want to just build up another account. Will he blog more? Maybe, but that won't get as many views and Bob is a creature of immediate gratification. Throw himself into making that movie career he's always dreamed of? Hah!

The only thing left is doing more vlogs on his channel like his 'big ramble' series, which might end up helping him in the long run since more content will help with the algorithm but again, he's lazy.

My guess is that he'd get on his dead account and if that gets flagged down go to his fediverse account and then discover how little people actually care about him when basically no one follows him from bird app. Would he eventually get tired and fade away at that point or get more unhinged and just strat jumping nodes as he gets banned from each one? He won't have a checkmark at that point so he's got nothing to lose.

Logic would figure that he'd have to keep making videos because he's basically unemployable with how long he's been out of the work force. The only thing I could even seen him doing is warehouse work but I cannot see him getting yelled at by a supervisor, who's probably younger tahn him, for not hitting his quota.

 

[Quixotic Man]

My guess is that he'd get on his dead account and if that gets flagged down go to his fediverse account and then discover how little people actually care about him when basically no one follows him from bird app. Would he eventually get tired and fade away at that point or get more unhinged and just strat jumping nodes as he gets banned from each one? He won't have a checkmark at that point so he's got nothing to lose.

Logic would figure that he'd have to keep making videos because he's basically unemployable with how long he's been out of the work force. The only thing I could even seen him doing is warehouse work but I cannot see him getting yelled at by a supervisor, who's probably younger tahn him, for not hitting his quota.

You would think that someone who has been making web videos for over a decade would have some marketable editing skills at least, but Bob is stuck on 2008 web production quality. He might as well be repairing VCRs.

 

[Mola Ram]

You would think that someone who has been making web videos for over a decade would have some marketable editing skills at least, but Bob is stuck on 2008 web production quality. He might as well be repairing VCRs.

One thing that really stood out on Bob's most recent video is how atrocious the sound is. All echoey and flat, like he was recording in a garage on an old boombox. I hear clearer audio over my shit-tier Logitech headset when online gaming.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

One thing that really stood out on Bob's most recent video is how atrocious the sound is. All echoey and flat, like he was recording in a garage on an old boombox. I hear clearer audio over my shit-tier Logitech headset when online gaming.

He's probably recording it in his old bedroom with ancient equipment, rather than using more up-to-date technology and a proper recording studio.

 

[Positron]

Turns out that calling niggers a hate group is a sin worse than serial rape.

People who champion "progressive" causes turn out to to be predators and rapists. Many such cases!

I checked out the Wikipedia article of Al Capp, and this bit jumped out.

"Your life will never matter!"

No Bad Tactics Bobby sees what Scott Adams did as a strategic move.

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"... a constantly-drowning, crime-blighted State besieged by drugs, climate disaster". No, we are not talking about California.


Unlike DeSantis, Disney believes in Physics.

Is what the final respondent says true?



Hey, Zach Antolek again!

Zach's quote is from this Daily Fail article (archive), in which a woman recounts her encounter with a 6-foot-tall, skimpily dressed man in the ladie's room. Curiously she stuck up a chat with the man, who told her "'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis."



Vaush and friends cannot believe that Žižek could be so transphobic. Archive of the article he probably refers to.

These people don't know Žižek; Žižek's politics is conservative to the core. All the Marxist / postmodernist mumbo-jumbo is just him pulling the legs of hipsters and self-styled "intellectuals", for fun and profit.

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The fallout of the "CommiesOfTikTok" debate yesterday.

It is always the most comfortable, privileged people -- white, young, able-bodied (not necessarily able-minded) -- who fetishizes struggles and hardship, who imagines their lives as an imagined herculean struggle, against some imagined hardship that they cannot shut up about.

Bobby touches grass, so he knows that irredeemable fascists are everywhere.

If way, way, WAY more than 50% people are indeed irredeemable fascists, then eliminating the Election College, as Bobby keeps yelling about, will simply ensures the GOP to turn dynastic. Well played Bobby!

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Nothing to see here; just another well-publicized flop.




Critics are sheep. Even "professional" ones.




Oh, socialism.

Youtube video, 10 minutes. I don't watch it so I don't know what Greta Thunberg has to do with it.

Bobby doesn't understand why people don't like Moonknight as much as he does.


Bobby urges people to stop rooting for corporations.



Googletranslate strikes gold this time, forsaking the formal "semen" in favor of the colloquial "cum".

Bobby hates it when people fail to get his "joke".

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Rando laments that cartoon, the most creatively liberated media, is also the least democratized, for it requires an army of highly skilled people to manually draw the tens of thousands of frames. His solution: turning live-action into cartoon with the magic of AI.

"Training a human on someone else's art" = apprenticeship. Something that Michelangelo went through but Jeff Koons didn't.



Bobby has a idea to pitch to Nintendo.

Scream.


Gunslinger vs bartender.




D-list actor mocks Z-list prostitute.





I'm sure the ceremony won't be the same without them, or Bob Chipman.


Just die already.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Turns out that calling niggers a hate group is a sin worse than serial rape.
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People who champion "progressive" causes turn out to to be predators and rapists. Many such cases!

I checked out the Wikipedia article of Al Capp, and this bit jumped out.
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"Your life will never matter!"

No Bad Tactics Bobby sees what Scott Adams did as a strategic move.
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"... a constantly-drowning, crime-blighted State besieged by drugs, climate disaster". No, we are not talking about California.
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Unlike DeSantis, Disney believes in Physics.
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Is what the final respondent says true?

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Hey, Zach Antolek again!
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Zach's quote is from this Daily Fail article (archive), in which a woman recounts her encounter with a 6-foot-tall, skimpily dressed man in the ladie's room. Curiously she stuck up a chat with the man, who told her "'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis."

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Vaush and friends cannot believe that Žižek could be so transphobic. Archive of the article he probably refers to.
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These people don't know Žižek; Žižek's politics is conservative to the core. All the Marxist / postmodernist mumbo-jumbo is just him pulling the legs of hipsters and self-styled "intellectuals", for fun and profit.

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The fallout of the "CommiesOfTikTok" debate yesterday.
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It is always the most comfortable, privileged people -- white, young, able-bodied (not necessarily able-minded) -- who fetishizes struggles and hardship, who imagines their lives as an imagined herculean struggle, against some imagined hardship that they cannot shut up about.

Bobby touches grass, so he knows that irredeemable fascists are everywhere.
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If way, way, WAY more than 50% people are indeed irredeemable fascists, then eliminating the Election College, as Bobby keeps yelling about, will simply ensures the GOP to turn dynastic. Well played Bobby!

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Nothing to see here; just another well-publicized flop.
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Critics are sheep. Even "professional" ones.
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Oh, socialism.
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Youtube video, 10 minutes. I don't watch it so I don't know what Greta Thunberg has to do with it.

Bobby doesn't understand why people don't like Moonknight as much as he does.
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Bobby urges people to stop rooting for corporations.
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Googletranslate strikes gold this time, forsaking the formal "semen" in favor of the colloquial "cum".

Bobby hates it when people fail to get his "joke".
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Rando laments that cartoon, the most creatively liberated media, is also the least democratized, for it requires an army of highly skilled people to manually draw the tens of thousands of frames. His solution: turning live-action into cartoon with the magic of AI.
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"Training a human on someone else's art" = apprenticeship. Something that Michelangelo went through but Jeff Koons didn't.

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Bobby has a idea to pitch to Nintendo.
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Scream.
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Gunslinger vs bartender.
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D-list actor mocks Z-list prostitute.
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I'm sure the ceremony won't be the same without them, or Bob Chipman.

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Just die already.

If I were ever publically sadposting for attention like Mike Spielman, and it was Moviebob that tried to console me, I'd take that as a sign from the good Lord above that it was either time to get my life in order or yeet myself off the nearest overpass ASAP.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Coronation Charles? This is bad comedy!

Bob's so stupid it's unreal. I mean I know he said he's bad at math but this is some serious Dunning-Krueger. He says way over 50% of the population is stupid fascists, but then on the other hand states that the Properly Evolved Progressive, TroonSpedPeeOhCeeBundlesofSticks-supporting Blue State Thinkers VASTLY OUTNUMBER the Red State Wasteland MAGAnaiseghoul Wheelbarrow Wight Trash Trumpsucker CHUDs.

So, which is it, Bob?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The fallout of the "CommiesOfTikTok" debate yesterday.
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It is always the most comfortable, privileged people -- white, young, able-bodied (not necessarily able-minded) -- who fetishizes struggles and hardship, who imagines their lives as an imagined herculean struggle, against some imagined hardship that they cannot shut up about.

Bobby touches grass, so he knows that irredeemable fascists are everywhere.

Bob, they do want to "not live under constant struggle and hardship" but unlike your more advanced (and true to Karl's writings) Marxist position that history will automatically move to the SUPERIOR FUTURE soon (though perhaps someone needs to eliminate the 98% of the global population that is Believers first) they believe that this will not happen until the struggle is over and won through the deliberate action of the working class. You may recognize this because it's actually also your position as you elaborate further in this conversation and have elaborated numerous times in the past.

Bobian Dialectic: thesis -> failed Twitter dunk (antithesis) -> SUPERIOR FUTURE or Twitter block (synthesis)

 

[JayHarrison]

Quoting and reply system's mucked up again. Transcribing from an earlier Postiron post (post #2,965):

Positron: "...a highly contagious vascular disease."

NadiaOxford: "1.13 million people dead in the USA. It's a sin how [COVID-19] has been labeled as just another flu strain and not a highly contagious vascular disease...

Yes, COVID-19 is a highly contagious vascular disease with a 99% survival rate.

NadiaOxford: Just as long as Walmart stays open.

Yes, because if Wal-Mart closes, you'd better hope those meds you order online arrives at your house before next week.

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Positron: "Glenn Greenwald warns liberals that one day the wind will change, and the "truth" they forced upon the hapless proles will be used against them. Bobby Believes that his faith will save him."

Glenn Greenwald: "What is deemed Absolute Truth in one moment ([World Health Organization], March, 2020: Don't wear masks for COVID!) becomes falsity (WHO, April: Everyone wear masks!). [...] It genuinely astonishes me that people want to return to the pre-Enlightenment days where Absolute Truth was decreed by monarchs, clerics, and emperors [...] not debate."

Moviebob: "I don't see any clerics. I see scientists and doctors [...] an all-important far cry from Believers™ issuing decrees based only in their worthless superstitions."

Moviebob does see clerics; Bob calls them Conservatives, Republicans, and Libertarians. However, Moviebob sees neither scientists nor doctors; Bob sees Democrats and Democrat toadies, and treats the Democrats' words as gospel out of political convenience. Remember: Moviebob would have outright refused to receive a COVID-19 administered by Princesses Peach and Daisy cosplaying as Playboy Bunnies had Trump won re-election.

Moviebob: "I don't have a problem with religion [...] The problem is BELIEF. Faith. The absence of knowledge and critical thought."

So says Believerbob.

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Positron: "Woody Harrelson risks being canceled because he too dares to speak against the Church of Science."

Moviebob: "This is who [American comedian] Marc Aaron is talking about [...] when he says he misses the old version of stupid people, as opposed to the baselessly confident 'Oh so you're a scientist!?' stupid people of now."

It's perfectly acceptable to dump Moviebob's illiterate opinions on science aside into the dumpster. It will only be when Moviebob shows any level of scientific accreditation before Bob's opinions on science should ever be entertained... for only one second before you dump Bob's still-illiterate opinions on science into the dumpster.

Moviebob: "Worthless and ignorant 'people' [...] have always looked for an excuse to murder those whom you sense, in your weak, barely-human brains, evolution has already favored above you.

A twofer for those playing Moviebob Bingo! Mark down both "Self-Descriptive Statement" (worthless and ignorant) and "Genocide Advocacy" (looked for an excuse to murder)!

Moviebob: "...I know you better than you. It's not judgment, it's anthropology--you're not complicated."

We know Moviebob far more accurately than Moviebob knows Moviebob.

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Silva0072: "How can anyone thing the COVID vaccines were good after everything we know about them now?"

Moviebob: "Some of 'we' must not be getting our news from podcasts..."

We are getting our news from actual sources that actually did research on the COVID vaccines. Moviebob gets its news from the Democrat brown-nosers in the mainstream media.

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Back to our regularly scheduled reply system

Bobby explains why he is always on line.
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I wonder how much of Moviebob's time online is done for anything relevant to Bob's job versus spewing blindly hateful vitriol..

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It is not capeshit fatigue; it is just that the star is "anti-vax".
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Bob, if anyone in the film industry ever listened to you, the movie industry would be bankrupt within months.

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A villain is redeemed when a girl tells him not to be a dick.
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At least Jesus stuck Paul blind for a while when he told him not to be a dick. Who'd expect the Bible is more exciting than MCU?

Wouldn't help Moviebob. Moviebob's a dick despite being perpetually blind to reality.

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Nice description of California you got there, Blobbo.

No, we are not talking about California.

Aw, crap.

Unlike DeSantis, Disney believes in Physics.
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Is what the final respondent says true?

I'm hammering the X button as rapidly as I possibly can.

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I don't know Jackson Hinkle, nor do I know his history in politics. Given that Moviebob apparently hates him, that's more than enough for me to give Hinkle some (guarded) support in the immediate future.

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Bobby touches grass...

But did Bob do so during daylight?

...so he knows that irredeemable fascists are everywhere.
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Ironically, Moviebob not intelligent.

If way, way, WAY more than 50% people are indeed irredeemable fascists, then eliminating the Election [sic] College, as Bobby keeps yelling about, will simply ensures the GOP to turn dynastic. Well played Bobby!

If doing so guarantees that there's never another Democrats president--during my lifetime, at least--I'm all for it.

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1. Moviebob is one of those creatures who believes a political opponent is forever tarnished and cannot be redeemed. I'm of the opposite mindset: While I do consider those who voted for Fuckwit in Chief Biden as braindead zombies, I do think the ones who regret doing so are worth extending olive branches toward (assuming, of course, they refuse to vote Democrat ever again). Those firlmy ensconced in Vote Blue No Matter Who movement and are still Ridin' with Biden, however... fuck 'em; the RWB and VBNMW cults all lost casues.

2. Bald BabeBeauty is correct. It wasn't that long ago that Moviebob wanted to eradicate the 63,000,000 worthless troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED by voting against Führer Hillary.

3. That projector's a mirror, Bob.

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Bobby urges people to stop rooting for corporations.
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Googletranslate strikes gold this time, forsaking the formal "semen" in favor of the colloquial "cum".

Replacing the word Disney with the name James Gunn would have also been accurate.

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Bobby has a idea to pitch to Nintendo.
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Please. Don't.

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D-list actor mocks Z-list prostitute.
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The line to apologize to Moviebob isn't a line. It is, at most, a single dot.

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Just die already.

Ick. I don't believe that Moviebob is desecrating Peanuts like this.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Moviebob telling a rando "I Know you better than you" is just Bob being a goddamn blue curtain analyst but with a particular formula of Blue Curtain Analysis. It leans heavily on "correlation = causation", such as "If x likes Zach Snyder DC Movies, then x is Trumpsucker MAGAnaiseghoulen Barrow Wight Trash and needs to Stop Being "

Another factor of his Blue Curtain Analysis of Humanity and Individuals, is the autistic need to categorize people and things, using bizarre and exceptional association methods. Therefore Bob creates an association between various disparate and often unrelated ideas or things, and when these things coincide together in a person, Bob thinks this means it correlates this way in ALL people. Thus his assertion to a person that he's replying to - in addition to stating by fiat that the person's life doesn't matter, never mattered, and never will matter, as if Bob is even remotely qualified to pass such judgment - that he knows the person better than the person knows themself. Problem here is, Bob doesn't know himself at all, let alone better than anyone who's paid attention to this thread.

Also, I don't get why Bob thinks people would be bothered by some rando (himself) telling people their lives don't matter for all time beyond time. Bob is not God, and while he pretends there isn't one, he sure seems like he's putting on the narcissistic godlike airs of declaration that he thinks he has any authority at all to make, let alone believes has any impact on the person, their life and whether or not it matters, and whether his shibboleth about lives mattering is even meaningful in any sense at all. I mean, I get that he's trying to make the person feel bad, but his words have no power, as he has no ability to enforce his diktat of "your life doesn't matter". Most people who are presented with Bob's inane life-mattering-not statement will take the same tack that Bob used to, "Who are you [again], and why should I listen to you?"

One of these days I want Bob's sped niece or nephew to pull the following childish joke:
*point at the person* who's that? (bob)
"What's this?" (points at nose)
*opens hand* "What's in my hand?" (nothing)
"Bob knows nothing!"

What I also find hilarious is Bob's insistence he MUST be Terminally Online, for it is "Mah Jerb!". But then on the other hand, only like 6% of the entire fucking planet is on Twitter, which is Bob's drug of choice second only to pretentious bitch-drink-flavored hipster beer and rum with for breakfast. Soooo, Bob's job is keeping in touch with 6% of the planet's population? No wonder he fucking sucks at making vidja. He's wasting all his time sucking up to the Properly Evolved Angels, or the next Lindsay Ellis.

Oh, how cute. Bob finally learned the term "Projection". Too bad he's using it incorrectly. @JayHarrison is right; some should reply to Bob's projector gif with a Mirror JPG.



Family Guy pretty much already did this. It was the one where Stewie and Brian travel to a world where dogs are the owners and people are the pets, and Human Brian got hit by a car.



This is your daily reminder that if the person Bob's replying to (who was suicidal or using suicide-bait for pity points) would have been told their life is the opposite of matters and to just stop being, had they been a clear case of MAGAnaiseghoulen or Snyderbot. Hell, I'm surprised Bob didn't scroll through his twitter feed to find out what he "did"to get shunned or whatever.

 

[JKLawling]

You know I really don't know how you can go through such an inane timeline, featuring inane comments about inane often fantastical subjects with little to no bearing on reality, taking the time to comment throughout on such inanity day after day without being driven to utter madness let alone how our favouirte fat sack of mario loving blubber sits there all day long making them in the first place like a huge monstrous hamster in an enormous wheel known colloquially as the bird app but here we are and while we're here I may as well share a little anecdote to lift the spirits albeit at a slight risk of the 'powerleveling'. Share the load...

I once had a twatter account suspended because I pointed out the mario worshiping drone was insulting every religion under the sun by comparing the idea of 'belief' whatever one might deem that to mean regarding religion to some kind of kids Halloween dress-up party.

I was reported presumably by our dearest Robert himself for the indecent, rule defying, frankly abhorrent act of... Wait for it... Hate speech against his 'religion'. Ergo the fat prick worshiping Super Mario as his chosen God as part of his very much claimed and acted upon religion would indeed seem to be incontrovertible fact.


This was during the recent cloudflare nonsense that somehow managed to attract my attention God knows how or why as I had been away for some time this place far from my thoughts at the time but when I saw that comment, among indeed fairly predictable others, from our subject here I could not help myself.

I certainly did not set out to prove this abjectly laughable joke of a theory but as I say here we do stand.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

How would Bob respond to this:

 

[Pew_Pew_Slash]

How would Bob respond to this:

Or this?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Turns out that calling niggers a hate group is a sin worse than serial rape.
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People who champion "progressive" causes turn out to to be predators and rapists. Many such cases!

I checked out the Wikipedia article of Al Capp, and this bit jumped out.
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"Your life will never matter!"

No Bad Tactics Bobby sees what Scott Adams did as a strategic move.
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"... a constantly-drowning, crime-blighted State besieged by drugs, climate disaster". No, we are not talking about California.
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Unlike DeSantis, Disney believes in Physics.
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Is what the final respondent says true?

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Hey, Zach Antolek again!
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Zach's quote is from this Daily Fail article (archive), in which a woman recounts her encounter with a 6-foot-tall, skimpily dressed man in the ladie's room. Curiously she stuck up a chat with the man, who told her "'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis."

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Vaush and friends cannot believe that Žižek could be so transphobic. Archive of the article he probably refers to.
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These people don't know Žižek; Žižek's politics is conservative to the core. All the Marxist / postmodernist mumbo-jumbo is just him pulling the legs of hipsters and self-styled "intellectuals", for fun and profit.

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The fallout of the "CommiesOfTikTok" debate yesterday.
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It is always the most comfortable, privileged people -- white, young, able-bodied (not necessarily able-minded) -- who fetishizes struggles and hardship, who imagines their lives as an imagined herculean struggle, against some imagined hardship that they cannot shut up about.

Bobby touches grass, so he knows that irredeemable fascists are everywhere.
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If way, way, WAY more than 50% people are indeed irredeemable fascists, then eliminating the Election College, as Bobby keeps yelling about, will simply ensures the GOP to turn dynastic. Well played Bobby!

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Nothing to see here; just another well-publicized flop.
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Critics are sheep. Even "professional" ones.
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Oh, socialism.
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Youtube video, 10 minutes. I don't watch it so I don't know what Greta Thunberg has to do with it.

Bobby doesn't understand why people don't like Moonknight as much as he does.
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Bobby urges people to stop rooting for corporations.
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Googletranslate strikes gold this time, forsaking the formal "semen" in favor of the colloquial "cum".

Bobby hates it when people fail to get his "joke".
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Rando laments that cartoon, the most creatively liberated media, is also the least democratized, for it requires an army of highly skilled people to manually draw the tens of thousands of frames. His solution: turning live-action into cartoon with the magic of AI.
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"Training a human on someone else's art" = apprenticeship. Something that Michelangelo went through but Jeff Koons didn't.

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Bobby has a idea to pitch to Nintendo.
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Scream.
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Gunslinger vs bartender.
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D-list actor mocks Z-list prostitute.
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I'm sure the ceremony won't be the same without them, or Bob Chipman.

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Just die already.

I'm quoting all of it because this is a ton of retardation. First Disney: Florida pushing for a say is brilliant. They're already influenced by governments, if you can't beat em, join em. And Blob being confronted as a Disney simple to Ant Man's failure makes me grin. He couldn't weasel out of it.

The Scott Adams bit was interesting. Apparently a man guilty of a sex crime is better than the dilbert guy because racism. Lunacy.

The man saying all the facts about the trannies and pissing off Vaush is based, and all Bob can reply with is calling him reactionary. He knows he's right.

Moviebob telling a rando "I Know you better than you" is just Bob being a goddamn blue curtain analyst but with a particular formula of Blue Curtain Analysis. It leans heavily on "correlation = causation", such as "If x likes Zach Snyder DC Movies, then x is Trumpsucker MAGAnaiseghoulen Barrow Wight Trash and needs to Stop Being "

Another factor of his Blue Curtain Analysis of Humanity and Individuals, is the autistic need to categorize people and things, using bizarre and exceptional association methods. Therefore Bob creates an association between various disparate and often unrelated ideas or things, and when these things coincide together in a person, Bob thinks this means it correlates this way in ALL people. Thus his assertion to a person that he's replying to - in addition to stating by fiat that the person's life doesn't matter, never mattered, and never will matter, as if Bob is even remotely qualified to pass such judgment - that he knows the person better than the person knows themself. Problem here is, Bob doesn't know himself at all, let alone better than anyone who's paid attention to this thread.

Also, I don't get why Bob thinks people would be bothered by some rando (himself) telling people their lives don't matter for all time beyond time. Bob is not God, and while he pretends there isn't one, he sure seems like he's putting on the narcissistic godlike airs of declaration that he thinks he has any authority at all to make, let alone believes has any impact on the person, their life and whether or not it matters, and whether his shibboleth about lives mattering is even meaningful in any sense at all. I mean, I get that he's trying to make the person feel bad, but his words have no power, as he has no ability to enforce his diktat of "your life doesn't matter". Most people who are presented with Bob's inane life-mattering-not statement will take the same tack that Bob used to, "Who are you [again], and why should I listen to you?"

One of these days I want Bob's sped niece or nephew to pull the following childish joke:
*point at the person* who's that? (bob)
"What's this?" (points at nose)
*opens hand* "What's in my hand?" (nothing)
"Bob knows nothing!"

What I also find hilarious is Bob's insistence he MUST be Terminally Online, for it is "Mah Jerb!". But then on the other hand, only like 6% of the entire fucking planet is on Twitter, which is Bob's drug of choice second only to pretentious bitch-drink-flavored hipster beer and rum with for breakfast. Soooo, Bob's job is keeping in touch with 6% of the planet's population? No wonder he fucking sucks at making vidja. He's wasting all his time sucking up to the Properly Evolved Angels, or the next Lindsay Ellis.

Oh, how cute. Bob finally learned the term "Projection". Too bad he's using it incorrectly. @JayHarrison is right; some should reply to Bob's projector gif with a Mirror JPG.

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Family Guy pretty much already did this. It was the one where Stewie and Brian travel to a world where dogs are the owners and people are the pets, and Human Brian got hit by a car.

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This is your daily reminder that if the person Bob's replying to (who was suicidal or using suicide-bait for pity points) would have been told their life is the opposite of matters and to just stop being, had they been a clear case of MAGAnaiseghoulen or Snyderbot. Hell, I'm surprised Bob didn't scroll through his twitter feed to find out what he "did"to get shunned or whatever.

I fear to know what Bob's IQ is. Smart enough to write scripts and do limited research, but emotionally the man is dead, black and white. Part of that is politics, I've seen that in people, but Bob is peculiar, so incapable of growth and lack of drive to improve.

 

[TowinKarz]

Coronation Charles? This is bad comedy!

Bob's so stupid it's unreal. I mean I know he said he's bad at math but this is some serious Dunning-Krueger. He says way over 50% of the population is stupid fascists, but then on the other hand states that the Properly Evolved Progressive, TroonSpedPeeOhCeeBundlesofSticks-supporting Blue State Thinkers VASTLY OUTNUMBER the Red State Wasteland MAGAnaiseghoul Wheelbarrow Wight Trash Trumpsucker CHUDs.

So, which is it, Bob?

Both are true at the same time to people like him - they need a justification to start culling the people they don't like from society, so the obvious rationale is that lefty supremacy is inevitable through demographics and Right Side of History (tm) fating it to happen. So there's no harm in "speeding up" this natural process by force.

Now, even Bobby and his fellow-travelers realize that this sounds distasteful to a few they need on their side, so, to make this a righteous and moral forced-retirement of replicants red staters they see it as (and not the pogrom it is) they turn around and claim that supremacy isn't guaranteed by history, or only is if they start the process NOW before the obsolescent can realize what's happening and organize/fight back in force, since they outnumber you, and hate you, and want you dead and are probably under your bed right NOW! OMG! KILL KILL KILL!

Wait? What? No, we never said to kill half the country.... that's just conspiracy talk, you don't have to do anything to win against Mayoghoulen... they're naturally going to die off anyway since they're just a small part of the population.....

It doesn't make logical sense if you run the numbers, but, from an advance-the-narrative POV? It makes perfect sense, it's circular, yes, but it only exists to make him feel better on the inside and to constantly "test the waters" to see if he's finally influenced enough people to do his dirty work with a built-in escape hatch to not suffer blowback if he comes off as advocating genocide on his countrymen. (or so he thinks)

This "argument" isn't for US out here, it's for BOB to try and justify his own impotent rage.

Also, he's repeated it so many times, it's become dogma, gaping logical flaws and all, and once set as official party line, a true leftist authoritarian will NEVER backtrack - the problem is not their idea, but insufficient faith in the populace that it's a good idea.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I don't know, will Bob's NetherRealm's Planet of the Pokemon reach the same heights of Moviebob OC Donut Steal history as Care Bears Paradise Lost?

Dunno what Bob would say but I say it's another example of "When you're such a degenerate coomer you need every character you like, even in children's media, to be degenerate coomers too."

 

[Tacgnol]

It's utterly tiresome how Bob's depression diagnosis dance crew are all taking up his self censoring of vulgarities.

All I can think of is Malcom Tucker's, "You F star star CUNT!"

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

What's wrong with Drawn Together?

I'm not gonna say it was great, I don't think anyone besides some hard core fans (if they even exist) would say that either, but it was just dumb, immature edgelord humor, "ahaha Captain Hero is going to fuck a retard", and the shock jock element of the show was just superficial, had no real bite to it, even if it did racist jokes, it was milk toast shit, after a couple of episodes it gets kinda boring.

That is why the show didn't last much, just 3 season, but why would anyone have this "mea culpa" shame that Robert thinks people have over Drawn Together, ah show that the most engagement it got was "ahaha Captain Hero is going to fuck a retard".

And yes, I'm aware some people have decried the show for their edgy jokes that don't fite with "current year" ethos, and Adam Carolla voiced the pig, but as Robert would say, they don't matter.

Now the Drawn Together movie was complete and utter shit.

And why would people think Velma was good 5 years ago? Things haven't changed much since then, and perma online writers were just as obnoxious then as they are now, just look at the Marvel comics from 2016. And what difference would Scooby Doo make?