Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Blobby's a fucking moron but X-Men '97 is pretty fucking good

I'm not trying to start anything but I would legitimately like to know how is it good? As you correctly pointed out I have not seen the show. I've only seen what's on twitter and what I've seen is awful. Am I only seeing the show through the lens of idiots like Bob? There was that Ryan Reynolds movie, Free Guy, that I hated even though I never saw because I only saw it from clapping consoomers despite Bobologists like @Flexo saying that it was pretty decent. I am fully open to the fact that I am nostalgia poisoned, because I am.

as a Cyclops fan who suffered through the Fox Movies this was kind of nice seeing him portrayed as competent.

Nobody knew what to do with Scott. The original trilogy were Wolverine vehicles more than they were X-Men movies until they reset the timeline...followed by them resetting the reset and making Wolverine the main character again. It's like they're too scared to make a by the books, trust worthy, male leader, like they thought "kids won't like an authority figure so let's dumb him up". Or maybe it was just easier to use the edgy bad boy who could smoke and cuss like all the cool kids do.

that wasn't Deathstrike it was Morph.

Added in the correction.

EDIT:

I looked these three up on Youtube. I didn't see any commentary for Cecil B. DeMille's The Crusades, but I think the full movie is on there. Happily Ever After, aka Snow White 2 did have a review, which said it is a bad knockoff of a Disney film (the review was 8 years old). I didn't find a review for Ginger, I did find a pornographic trailer on Youtube (warning: pornographic trailer is actually pornographic) for it though. I'm surprised Youtube allowed it up. I can't wait to have MovieBob tell me all about a porno movie from the 70s, that'll be great. I read it was shot in New Jersey though, so I'm sure that means it was an important movie.
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36% audience score.

>Make non-penetrative porno
>Make lead a female private eye/undercover agent/killer/something
>Name her Ginger
>Don't hire redhead actress
I just watched the trailer and I have no idea what in the hell Bob would even talk about with it. I couldn't tell from the poster Bob put in his video so I thought she was an actual ginger but she's just some blonde woman. That's the only thing notable about this movie. Everything else is just grindhouse trash. Is he really gonna spend 20 minutes going "Wow guys! Can you believe that this movie is basically a porno that was shown in theaters? Folks, she threatened to garrote a man's dick off! If that's not female empowerment, I don't know what is."
...He's gonna try to talk about how this movie is actually empowering for women, isn't he?

I even looked through his comment section to try to ascertain what was so amazing about Ginger, like if someone was too excited to not spoilt the surprise, but all I found was people doubting putting all three out at the same time was a good thing, asking why he's doing this when he has multiple other series that already does what this series looks like it's trying to do, and one guy who is familiar with one of Bob's linguistic tics.

And Ginger is such a nothing movie that this is the entirety of its Wikipedia article:

It is such a nothing movie that neither Vinegar Syndrome nor it's old timey porno sister site, MÉLUSINE, has it.

Shame he already used the word "gem" for his now-defunct "G.E.Ms" series, because now he can't use "Hidden Gems" as a title. Not like it's a fantastic option itself, but it's certainly better than "This Movie Exists." Good luck to anyone who bothers suffering through a triple dose of Bob; just remember to download and watch locally, he wouldn't want the support of vile kiwis after all!

Some people have taken notice

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I'm not trying to start anything but I would legitimately like to know how is it good? As you correctly pointed out I have not seen the show. I've only seen what's on twitter and what I've seen is awful. Am I only seeing the show through the lens of idiots like Bob? There was that Ryan Reynolds movie, Free Guy, that I hated even though I never saw because I only saw it from clapping consoomers despite Bobologists like @Flexo saying that it was pretty decent. I am fully open to the fact that I am nostalgia poisoned, because I am.

Nobody knew what to do with Scott. The original trilogy were Wolverine vehicles more than they were X-Men movies until they reset the timeline...followed by them resetting the reset and making Wolverine the main character again. It's like they're too scared to make a by the books, trust worthy, male leader, like they thought "kids won't like an authority figure so let's dumb him up". Or maybe it was just easier to use the edgy bad boy who could smoke and cuss like all the cool kids do.

Added in the correction.

To be fair even if it was awful Blobby would suck its dick just because it's Marvel.

 

[TVB]

Blobby's a fucking moron but X-Men '97 is pretty fucking good and as a Cyclops fan who suffered through the Fox Movies this was kind of nice seeing him portrayed as competent. He didn't open his eyes because he would have taken half the building out and that wasn't Deathstrike it was Morph.

I dunno, I'm not giving it a chance. It looks awful and it doesn't help that one of the writers is a public groomer gooner

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob has his own made up definition of what it means to be smart or stupid. Its never explicitly defined but he has said that he doesnt discern between moral intelligence and regular intelligence. [...] Bob doesn't have any baseline for intelligence moral or otherwise and that it all depends on how he feels about the groups or individuals involved.

From personal observation, Moviebob considers people to be "good" only when their actions comport to Bob's own selfish--and, quite obviously, evil--desires.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I dunno, I'm not giving it a chance. It looks awful and it doesn't help that one of the writers is a public groomer gooner

I grew up on the OG series and as a fan of it and superheroes genre in general I'll say this it's not as good as Seasons 2, 3, or 4 of the original series but be fair that was mostly adaptions of Claremont's stuff which is the Golden Age of X-Men comics. But these 1st two episodes were better than seasons 1 and 5 of the old series and felt very authentic to the original show. The only "Woke" element I can see brought into the show is the producers' said Morph is "Non-Binary" this was not brought up in the 1st 2 episodes and to be fair a shapeshifter is a logic choice for that kind of thing. The Series is taking a lot of Qs from the mid 80's run of the X-Men when Xavier was gone.

I totally understand people being apprehensive given what Marvel has put out lately and Blobby and his ilk are shills who lap up anything Marvel. But even Nerdrotic and Chris Gore in their reviews called Meh or just okay. Which if the show gave them any leeway to pounce on it, they would have.

Again, somewhat Bias due to being happy with Cyclops being pretty awesome in the show. Now back to trashing the basement dwelling retard.

 

[blablabla]

"In at least one case I'm still surprised one of these is even allowed on the platform to begin with and making monetization work has been a nightmare so what we really need is for as many of you as possible to come on the channel on launch day Sunday March 24th 2024 at 2 p.m. Eastern Standard Time and watch all three episodes. There will be multiple links back and forth to all three and share them with all your friends and contacts. Post them to your socials, your Facebook, anything you've got.

what a pathetic, loser piece of shit lmao. find a real job you pig

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

There was a very brief period where porn almost broke through into the mainstream. Midnight Cowboy won Best Picture despite an X rating (by today's standards it's laughably tame, I don't think it would even merit an R); Pink Flamingos has unsimulated (and very gross) sexual acts; Deep Throat was a widely known movie. That history could be interesting to discuss, but A) I doubt Bob is any more familiar with it than the average schmoe who reads about it on Wikipedia and B) Holy Jesus, I do not want to subject myself to Bob discussing porn.

Given Bobs already confirmed weird outlook on sex and what he considers erotic, he is the kind of guy who thinks Showgirls is a cinematic masterpiece.

 

[Foltest]

The film The Crusades was pretty damn popular when it came out in the mid 30s.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

A happening is happening. About 4 hours ago 4 gunmen opened fire in a concert hall in Moscow.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shooting-and-blast-reported-at-concert-hall-near-moscow-russian-agencies-say.187254/

Bob's opinion, from 25 minutes ago, on the matter is no opinion on random civilians being fucking gunned down but they deserved it because of things that happened in 1999

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1771294717864444108

https://archive.ph/qvIyc

The only comments so far.

 

[TowinKarz]

Bob's definition of intelligence is vague and loose because it's just his way of saying "social credit score", how much one sucks up to the socially-approved current things, though he won't ever admit it.

 

[Flexo]

Bob has his own made up definition of what it means to be smart or stupid. Its never explicitly defined but he has said that he doesnt discern between moral intelligence and regular intelligence. This isn't to give him any credit because its ridiculous, and on top of that Bob doesn't have any consistent morals.(Not to mention that his no bad tactics spiel is probably one of the most amoral things I ever heard.)
He seems to believe if you are evil you are inherently stupid and good people are just smart.
So his tard niece is good therefore smart, and tech bros are evil therefore stupid.
I could dig into this further, but its really just Bob tying himself in knots to justify his impotent rage.
The take away I get is that Bob doesn't have any baseline for intelligence moral or otherwise and that it all depends on how he feels about the groups or individuals involved.

It's always "agree with Bob." Because Bob is smart. So those who agree with Bob are good and smart also. Any who doesn't agree with Bob is dumb and evil. That's literally it. Don't overthink it.

(Pun very much intended.)

In at least one case I'm still surprised one of these is even allowed on the platform to begin with and making monetization work has been a nightmare

You know... just there's no better reply than to post this video where Cecil has a VERY funny joke about getting around demonitization. Trust me, you'll know it when you see it.

So we're absolutely clear, this is what Kyle looks like rn.

Nah post a better picture.

 

[blablabla]

A happening is happening. About 4 hours ago 4 gunmen opened fire in a concert hall in Moscow.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shooting-and-blast-reported-at-concert-hall-near-moscow-russian-agencies-say.187254/

Bob's opinion, from 25 minutes ago, on the matter is no opinion on random civilians being fucking gunned down but they deserved it because of things that happened in 1999

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1771294717864444108

https://archive.ph/qvIyc

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Yeah Putin should totally white flag himself after winning an election by a landslide. Keep it to Marvel Slop you inbred sack of shit retarded motherfucker.

 

[Positron]

Retards are still mad that the movie Late Night With the Devil was discovered to use AI art for allegedly three whole stills. How

"He used AI. Let's kick him out of our little circle and threaten to beat him up like a Nazi!"
" Where is the solidarity among small-budget storytellers?"

Where indeed.

 

[Flexo]

Bob has seen Simpsons porn is the only way I can interpret this.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1771127845512737167

Just FYI, but Maxim is a softcore mag - nothing in it more scandalous than a victoria secret's catalog.

Playboy (actual nudity) has done fake women too like video game character Bloodrayne.

I'm not trying to start anything but I would legitimately like to know how is it good? As you correctly pointed out I have not seen the show. I've only seen what's on twitter and what I've seen is awful. Am I only seeing the show through the lens of idiots like Bob? There was that Ryan Reynolds movie, Free Guy, that I hated even though I never saw because I only saw it from clapping consoomers despite Bobologists like @Flexo saying that it was pretty decent. I am fully open to the fact that I am nostalgia poisoned, because I am.

Ok let me first of all stress that Free Guy was a decent enough film but my scale goes from 0 (rollargator) to 10 (stuff like Casablanca). That movie is right at a 5. You can do a lot worse, but you can do better too.

Now I did enjoy it a little bit for it's pro-AI messaging, but that's just me letting my religious bias color the review.

As for Xmen? Ok it released during a really solid era of cartoons. It's not the greatest animation wise (especially compared with what cartoons can do nowadays) but it was still a good step forward. Plus it's opening theme was totally ballers.

It's also remembered by... well being a pretty decent adaption of Xmen storylines. And keep in mind this was during an era when Xmen were THE marvel comic books, exceeded only by Spider-man. And the comic book storylines could be bug-fucking insane! Like no joke, you can have real gauge of fandom by asking someone if they can name shit like the entire Summers family tree. So just to be able to compress all that insanity and get it onto a screen that actually did a decent depiction of the story is legitimately quite impressive.

I won't argue that it's up there with legit classics like Batman: TAS or Avatar, but it's solid.

Yeah Putin should totally white flag himself after winning an election by a landslide. Keep it to Marvel Slop you inbred sack of shit retarded motherfucker.

Yeah but that was after jailing or exiling any possible opponent. I mean who does he think he is? Biden?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

From personal observation, Moviebob considers people to be "good" only when their actions comport to Bob's own selfish--and, quite obviously, evil--desires.

Also, if someone he wants to suck up to does something, it's automatically good. Like how he was bashing AI until Disney did it for the Secret Invasion credits, at which point he said they did good. Then deleted the tweet when people went after him for it.

Speaking of which, you just know that the second AI gives him the ability to make a big budget 'live action' Mario movie with little effort, he's absolutely going to make it and insist that everyone bashing AI is an obsolete moron who voted for Trump. Except by that point, everyone with a higher work ethic than Bob will have figured out how to make better movies and his efforts will look pathetic by comparison. Because new technology is good when Bob likes it and bad when he doesn't.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He announces that he's late to the game by saying that he's aware that somebody, he doesn't name who, already did a video on one of these, he doesn't say what, and copes by saying

"We started the production slate months ago. Sometimes that happens. Ours is different. That's what I can say for that. Tune in and you'll see how different."

Happily Ever After, aka Snow White 2 did have a review, which said it is a bad knockoff of a Disney film (the review was 8 years old).

Yeah, the one Bob mentioned was "Phelous" Phelan Porteous, and he did it of Happily Ever After, and this was like just a week ago. AniMat did the review from 8 years ago. I guess Bob is trying to not mention the name or the movie so as to prevent Phelan's (or AniMat's) fans from coming after him, but I'm not really buying that possibility.

Well I'm surprised he actually decided to go through with this, it only took like what, six months? I repeat what I said before, "This Movie Exists" is a godawful title for a review show. You'd say that about something wild and unbelievable ("no seriously, this exists"), but these movies...really aren't, from what I can tell.

Bob of course, thinks this title is very clever, because he wants to have the concept of "Hey, this Obscure Movie was A THING!" to sperg all over the video about his arcane knowledge of movies most people either forgot about or hadn't heard about.

 

[Foltest]

@Flexo Cecil is a good content creator and very chill dude.
He is married and have been involved in many documenteries.
AKA; he is the anti bob.

 

[King Dead]

Bob's latest attempt to revive his dying channel reminds me of a YouTube series that I stopped watching a while ago but keep meaning to get back to, Welcome to the Basement (first season here). The format is simple: one of the hosts (usually Matt) picks a movie they've never seen before that the other host may or may not have, they watch it, summarize the plot while cracking a few jokes about it, then give a review at the end. The movies vary wildly from mega blockbusters to fairly obscure movies, domestic and foreign, good and bad, with practically every genre represented. Matt started it initially as a project to cross some movies off his to-watch list, but they've been keeping it going for over a decade now and have a small but dedicated group that tune in, financially support it, and send fanmail (I myself have sent a postcard). I'd recommend giving them a watch, they certainly deserve it more than Bob.

Honestly, what exactly is Bob going to bring to the table at this point? He's not funny or witty, he doesn't really have any insight into the craft of filmmaking despite his pretenses otherwise, and he has no one to collaborate with that could help shore up his many weaknesses. The only reason he's still able to keep this going is because of the various people that are either so dumb they think he's insightful, or the people that forgot they're still a patron. If he had any self-awareness, he'd throw in the towel already once he realized he'll never have true success. Then again, if he had any self-awareness, he wouldn't be such a cow.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Honestly, what exactly is Bob going to bring to the table at this point? He's not funny or witty, he doesn't really have any insight into the craft of filmmaking despite his pretenses otherwise, and he has no one to collaborate with that could help shore up his many weaknesses. The only reason he's still able to keep this going is because of the various people that are either so dumb they think he's insightful, or the people that forgot they're still a patron. If he had any self-awareness, he'd throw in the towel already once he realized he'll never have true success. Then again, if he had any self-awareness, he wouldn't be such a cow.

In the trailer for this thing he lets slip that he knows his Patreon has slipped and even with the recent infusion... that keeps going up for some fucking reason... he still isn't earning a livable wage. But he once had good income and believes he can get back to it. All he needs to do is find the right video. Another Pixels that will get people noticing him again. A series like Game Overthinker that will get him noticed. A gig like The Escapist that will earn him acclaim and respect. It happened once, so clearly it can happen again.

Except it won't. The reason he had those things before is that no one knew who he was and he was able to pretend he was smart with his radio voice and unearned confidence. He's an idiot convinced he's a genius, and if you believe the lie, it's easy to get other people to believe it too. Until you enter their wheelhouse and reveal yourself to be an idiot. Which Bob has done, time and again, over the last fifteen years. He's screwed up every possible business contact, made enemies of people for no reason, repulsed possible allies with his desire for harm, and proven that he has no worth outside of being at the right place at the right time.

IR Baboon is king is his mind. And Bob sees a glittering crown on his brow, instead of a bald fat head filled with worthless bullshit. Which is so fucking annoying because he's almost there. He's come close to the realization that he's an unwanted moron who needs to give up, but then dismisses it because he's Bob Fucking Chipman and only the obsolete mayoghouls would dare say he's less than amazing.

 

[The tired cat]

A happening is happening. About 4 hours ago 4 gunmen opened fire in a concert hall in Moscow.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shooting-and-blast-reported-at-concert-hall-near-moscow-russian-agencies-say.187254/

Bob's opinion, from 25 minutes ago, on the matter is no opinion on random civilians being fucking gunned down but they deserved it because of things that happened in 1999

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1771294717864444108

https://archive.ph/qvIyc

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I'm gonna fly to Boston and beat this fat fuck with a sack full of nickles. Okay! Okay, ya know what fat ass? How about next time shit goes down in Boston, I also pull something like that. Fair deal, right?