Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

So, something occurred to me while thinking about this new 'premiere' coming today. Why the fuck did he schedule them all to go live on a Sunday? Doing them all at once was stupid regardless, the algorithm rewards frequent uploads, which is why Bob was doing better when he uploaded videos closer to each other instead of waiting two weeks to put something else up. If he'd uploaded these three Monday/Wednesday/Friday they would have gotten more traction. But why Sunday? A day when most people are out doing other things even in this day and age. You get better results from a Monday evening when more people are online.

At first I thought he might have gotten a real job and working nine to five was making him too tired to do his channel on weekdays, but that doesn't work because he's still tweeting as frequently as he used to so he's either on twitter when the manager can't see him or he picked Sunday because he assumes most people are like him and do nothing on that day.

As for how it went, well it's only been thirteen hours, but the first two videos are 6.5k and 5.6k respectively, while Happily Ever After, which has a #SnowWhite in the title, is sitting at 9.5k views. We'll see how this does but I doubt this is going to lead to the fame and fortune Bob is desperately hoping for.
 
I'll say this, at least Bobby has just a wee bit of intelligence to understand that something on his channel isn't cutting it and he needs to do something about it. But from the first vid's synopsis (thank you for your service, @Ralph Barnhardt)...this ain't it.

I don't run a review channel myself, but if I did, I would think about what's likely to get people interested. Ideally, I would be well-versed in something that can attract an audience, but if I weren't, I'd start doing some research. Here are a few categories and how I would go about building a program about them:
  • New releases: typical review-of-the-week format, aimed at potential audiences that want to know if it's worth checking out
  • Popular older movies: discussion format, talk about what made them work, delve into behind-the-scenes material
  • Less well known movies: presentation format, introducing movies I love to others, discuss why I enjoy them
  • Bad/campy B-movies: riff format, making fun of bizarre movies, shooting the shit
Pretty basic stuff, honestly. You've probably seen plenty of review channels that follow one or more of these formats.

Bob appears to be attempting to make this a show about movies that aren't as well known, in theory to expose them to a wider audience. But judging from these inaugural episodes, his heart really isn't in the picks he made. Does he really care that much about a 30's historical drama that he feels people will want to know about it? How about a fairly mediocre non-Disney Snow White sequel? I mean, maybe he likes Ginger, but probably not in ways any of us want to think about. Do any of these videos actually have an audience? Will anyone bother to stick around to listen to his meandering nonsense?

Y'know what would help? If he had a single other person to collaborate with. Instead of blathering on by himself, he could have a conversation with someone else and get more material that way. That's how the show I previously mentioned, Welcome to the Basement, works, and they've managed to make all manner of obscure movies interesting that way. The only issue with that, of course, is that nobody can stand to be around him long enough for him to do a video.

It's like, he's almost on the cusp of figuring this out, but he shoots himself in the foot before he even gets started.
 
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oh so Bob admits he has narc tendencies. Interesting. Does he also admit he's a giant walking red flag who will never get his peepee touched because of it?
I have no clue what this is about and do not have the mental reserves to dedicate time to something no one wants to even try to explain.
Ralph Koster is a game designer who was the lead designer of Ultima Online. His credits also include LegendMUD (a Multi User Dungeon that is played in basically Telnet or a MUD client, it's an entirely text-based game akin to an RPG), Star Wars Galaxies, EverQuest II, and a few other things. I think what Koster is trying to say in his tweet is that he's NOT "anti-woke". I have never played any of the games he worked on, nor read his book, but I'm guessing by today's standards those games would not be "woke" (poorly-written and pandery)? But I'm guessing he thinks of himself as a Progressive and thus would be pro-"woke" (pandery at least).
Bob uses a Rick and Morty quote to defend...or attack...something?
I'd say it boils down to "tactics, targets".
Bob tries to impress a dick snipper and admits that he knows how to make bombs.
Making bombs is easy. Bob probably read the Anarchist's Cookbook online or something. However, I call Bullshit on Bob over "vote-shaming". He vote-shames the (R)s CONSTANTLY.

Sam is the retard who wrote Borderlands 3, a game that imo is unplayable because horrific dialogue. He most certainly does not have his writing skill maxed out.
Neither would DEI help him in that regard, as it sure as shit doesn't help Bob.
I will watch them and make note of what retardation is in them probably in a separate post. Until then, enjoy.
Imma do it but only for Happily Ever After since I've actually fucking seen it before, and Imma sperg because I KNOW Bob will fuck this up. (And yeah for the most part he DID fuck it up). Also because as a lifelong Filmation fan for over 4 decades (I don't count the time I can't remember shit from), I know their stuff backwards and forwards. Bob does not.

NO, BOB. "Happily Ever After" is NOT "woke Snow White". They didn't change the gender/genderswap an existing villain, they brought in another villain that just happens to be the evil (dead) Queen's bro. Using the pre-existing (male) dwarves would probably had given them even more trouble with Disney than they already got, but hey, at least they didn't outright genderswap the existing Dwarves; they just got new ones and put the Dwarves on a Bus in the next Kingdom over. But calling it "woke" is to misunderstand the entire concept of and PROBLEM with "woke". Hell, Filmation was filled with gay employees and still didn't manage to be "woke" in the stupid way of Current Fucking Year. Whenever Filmation shoehorned messages into their stuff, it was invariably little life lessons children would relate to, not "feel bad about this current year bullshit!"

And YES, Bob. I was FULLY AWARE that This Movie Exists. Holy fuck.

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I have to point out that Bob fundamentally doesn't understand, or refuses to understand or even grant, the difference between the male and female psyche. Women are far more likely to use poison rather than direct violence. Men on the other hand, yeah, Bob, they'll beat the fuck out of you. Because they can. Because y'know, a nonmuscular magical Queen who can only turn into an old woman to sneak fatal fruit into your fruitbowl, CAN'T. So, really, Bob, you're going to complain about a new villain being a dude who DOESN'T turn into an old woman and poison apples (or shit, pears or pineapples) for round 2 and instead turns into a dragon (or wyvern)? Or are you just ashamed that fucking Filmation understands men and women far better than YOU do?

Sure, the movie's not great but not for the reasons Bob thinks it's "bad". Filmation tends to overuse certain tropes in their work, and this can get very noticeable. I don't think it makes it necessarily bad-bad, but it does get pretty predictable.

I'm also actually surprised Bob doesn't compare the cursed prince's appearance to Orko. Or maybe he did but had to nix it because Phelous did it.

Bob did kinda get a half-chuckle outta me for his line "Prince Public Domain" although I think he's wrong about the character design of the Prince and Snow-white. Sure, he's discount Prince Adam, but so fucking what? It's FILMATION. And of COURSE the Dwarfelles are mages. That's kinda Filmation's thing. They love to inject Magic into just about everything.

Also, Bob's such a retard that he didn't even comment on the fact that most Filmation properties, INCLUDING THIS ONE, like to do a little lesson in their stories. When they ran He-man, they had a child psychologist on board for consultation purposes. Lou Scheimer's whole deal was to try to make reasonably wholesome messages in the stuff he put out. THAT is why Thunderella's story arc is a thing, and it's absolute malpractice and incompetence on Bob's part that he doesn't even address this.
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this of course is in reference to the "Chekov's Gun" TV Trope (and no, it has nothing to do with Ensign Pavel Chekov of Star Trek but rather Anton Chekov, 'master of the short story'). And as "jokes" go, it's not funny, but it is an accurate statement. Thunderella and her powers are basically a Chekov's Gun. Congratulations, Bob. You've graduated from skimming Wikipedia to skimming TV Tropes.

A bunch of commentators were just slobbering Bob's knob over this, and they totally forgot this existed, therefore the title of Bob's new series is justified! [/sarcasm]

"...basically zero Egyptians in the cast or even Jews which is interesting"
EXCUSE ME? ZERO JEWS? I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON, BOB! Charlton Fucking Heston WAS JEWISH, YOU QUASI-LITERATE WIKIPEDIA SKIMMER!
Moviebob: "I specifically DON'T 'voteshame on Twitter'..."
He's probably trying to claim he doesn't specifically voteshame Leftists, but this is also false anyway.

"A GOOD narrative writer of ANY skin color can write a good character with another skin color, without needing 'consultants'": No lies detected. Good writing appeals across demographics, regardless of the writer's ethnicity.
Bob doesn't understand writing, period, let alone "good" writing.
 
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He's saying Pieta.

Is this a valid interpretation of either the scene in The Crusades or the scene in Fellowship of the Ring? I suppose it's possible. I think it's more likely Bob is referencing a piece of classical artwork to make himself seem more clever than he is. Personally, I don't think it's evocative of the Pieta unless we're looking an actual human figure, not something that's merely symbolic of a martyr.
Fair game I did not get that, and my knowledge of fine arts is very lacking. I wanna say this is just him retaining some knowledge of catholic school and throwing out a reference for the sake of making a reference. If he actually explained this connection in the vid instead of just using it as a throw away nod at how smrt he is I'd be impressed. It's kinda what an actual video essayist would do. I do not know if it is common to reference this piece of work in cinema or otherwise, but acting like it is similar to breaking a sword over the knee feels like a reach, religious connotations or no.
So, something occurred to me while thinking about this new 'premiere' coming today. Why the fuck did he schedule them all to go live on a Sunday?
This is pretty confusing to me too. I feel like other channels would either combine these all into one big vid to drum up interest or space them out like you said. I think Bob just does not get how the algorithm works and is just shot gun blasting shit into the ether. Uploading on weekends isn't the worst idea but sunday is not a great day for most who do the regular work week to binge shit I feel. I do wonder if he has a good buffer of this stuff or he just busted his load on this hoping for a phoenix like revival to his channel.
 
Bob claiming to know how to make bombs is hilarious. Any old idiot can make a pipe bomb, but Bobby would almost certainly blow himself up in the attempt. As usual, The Eternal Virgin is completely and utterly full of shit.

Does anyone here actually believe that Lardo Retardo has the intelligence to synthesize his own nitroglycerine or Composition 4? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
 
Moviebob has perpetually voteshamed those who stole the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED due to Führer Hillary's defeat in 2016. Let's take a jump into the WABAC Machine, shall we? (This may take a while, so get as physically comfortable as you can before you start throwing random objects triggered by Movibeob's open, virulent, Hitlerian verbiage.)
Making bombs is easy. Bob probably read the Anarchist's Cookbook online or something. However, I call Bullshit on Bob over "vote-shaming". He vote-shames the (R)s CONSTANTLY.
And my personal favorite. No forgiveness. Ever.
So, something occurred to me while thinking about this new 'premiere' coming today. Why the fuck did he schedule them all to go live on a Sunday? Doing them all at once was stupid regardless, the algorithm rewards frequent uploads, which is why Bob was doing better when he uploaded videos closer to each other instead of waiting two weeks to put something else up. If he'd uploaded these three Monday/Wednesday/Friday they would have gotten more traction. But why Sunday? A day when most people are out doing other things even in this day and age. You get better results from a Monday evening when more people are online.
You're looking for logic and good business sense from someone who has squandered every opportunity that came to him and is so ashamed about being alone he continues to try to convince his audience that there are more people than just him working on this despite never listing them.
 
I watched his Snow white video
Bob has been a youtuber for almost 2 decades now and he's still horrible at editing
How are you still bad at something you have done regularly for 20 years? Even Chris chan got a little better at drawing
Why the constant use of Family guy clips? He cannot go for more than 3 minutes without inserting some vaguely related funny cartoon clip
Does he think this will keep the attention of the viewers? Does he think this makes the video more entretaining?
His awful eating habits has severely foreshortened his lifespan.
And his peepee most likely doesn't get hard anymore if it even did in the first place
 
Bob has been a youtuber for almost 2 decades now and he's still horrible at editing
How are you still bad at something you have done regularly for 20 years? Even Chris chan got a little better at drawing
Why the constant use of Family guy clips? He cannot go for more than 3 minutes without inserting some vaguely related funny cartoon clip
Does he think this will keep the attention of the viewers? Does he think this makes the video more entretaining?
Improvement requires effort, and to acknowledge that this isn't 2009 youtube anymore. But Bob would rather salty tweet, thats how you get up in the filmmaking world these days.
 
Improvement requires effort, and to acknowledge that this isn't 2009 youtube anymore. But Bob would rather salty tweet, thats how you get up in the filmmaking world these days.
Hell, if shitting on the audience is all you need to do why isn't Bob fending off 6 figure deals to write screenplays? Could it be that even he is too toxic for Hollywood?
 
Hell, if shitting on the audience is all you need to do why isn't Bob fending off 6 figure deals to write screenplays? Could it be that even he is too toxic for Hollywood?
Or he's not shitting on them often enough. With his level of production quality, he really should be closer to 3 uploads a week, if he was putting in a 40 hour week. Hell, with some templating, streamlining, and organizing of common assets, he could probably hit five a week. If you wanted a movie autist to piss off your audience, there's more productive ones, and Hollywood is obsessed with the concept of "More" in ways that are difficult to describe the sheer extent of.
 
Does he really care that much about a 30's historical drama that he feels people will want to know about it?
Like most of 1930's Hollywood, the message of The Crusades is being a religion doesn't automatically make you a hero, or villain, and thaat it would be really neat if everyone could spend less time and effort burning down one another's cities. Bob believes this enrages the chuds. Bob is a very stupid man.
 
Once again I find myself dismayed at how much I see Bob breaking out into the wider world.
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My edited version of this cartoon:
  1. Replace "Star Trek future" with "American prosperity".
  2. Replace "Humanity" with "People who love America".
  3. Replace "Religion" with "The Democratic Party".


Improvement requires effort...
Perpetually ironic that Moviebob demands others do better but never attempts self-betterment because... you know... Moviebob ist ein Übermensch.

...and to acknowledge that this isn't 2009 youtube anymore. But Bob would rather salty tweet, thats how you get up in the filmmaking world these days.
I disagree. From what I understand of recent events, you have to engage in lascivious acts in order to enter filmmalking--in Hollywood, at least. I don't think anyone's desperate enough to allow their bodies to be invaded by Moviebob's reproductive DNA.

Hell, if shitting on the audience is all you need to do why isn't Bob fending off 6 figure deals to write screenplays? Could it be that even he is too toxic for Hollywood?
If true that Moviebob's too toxic for Hollywood, that gives me the impression that Hollywood isn't an entirely lost cause.
 
I will barely get caught up with this dump. If I'm able to free up enough time tomorrow I'll get there. In the meantime, here's what I got.

The CIA should do regime change in Israel.
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Think women should be whores? Well you hate women.
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A guy uses AI to make fake movie posters for a joke video. Bob gets upset because he should've paid money to "real" artists on twitter or something.
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after an entire day there's still only one comment
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This guy's account is filled with porn, furry porn, and brilliant takes like this.
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Bob uses the words of John Hinckley Jr, the insane guy who believed his dog told him to kill Ronald Regan so Jodie Foster would love him, to mock people talking about Boob Sweeney.
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Out of work street shitter asks people for a new writing job. He's done many film festivals!
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I'ma press X there Drew.

Fucking jurno scum willfully subjugates himself to seeing Elon posts.
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You fucking retards. You dare call yourselves smart or even fucking educated or even serious when you can't figure out how to fucking click the fucking "Following" button?
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It's right there at the Goddamned top of the main page and only disappears when you've clicked on a tweet or on someone's profile. But if he did that then he'd have fuck all to talk about because he and Bob have substituted a personality with impotent raging to farm rage like. Get fucked and go hungry, jurno scum.

Bob advertises his triple feature at the same time of This Movie Exists. I still need to do the other two or maybe just one since @Koby_Fish already did Happily Ever After.
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A tranny thanks Bob for being late to the party.
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The lead editor at Kotaku is not mad, you all.
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A guy who's wife did not take his last time makes a poll about restarting comic characters back to their very beginning.
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Some guy sucks Bob's dick over This Movie Exists.
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The retarded he/him hadn't eve watched them yet.

"Interesting new series"
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A trasnbian writer sings the praises of This Movie Exists.
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A midwife gives 1,500 kids "pellets" (in quotes because I have no idea what they actually mean by pellets) instead of actual vaccines.
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Amy Maxmen, PhD (What is she a PhD of? Evolutionary Biology), should be beat with a garden hose. The very fucking article Amy Maxmen, PhD, links makes no connection to or any correlation to some homeopathic hippy giving "pellets" to kids and an increase in measles cases in Long Island or anywhere. McWeeny gives out smallish dick energy
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Both are safe behind their safety blankey.
Bob is fucking retarded and sees a woman with PhD in her name and wants people dead.
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Kotaku whore again
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An animator tries to explain away why some animators suck at their job.
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Bob goes super verbose and super dumb to explain why the anime style is catching on.
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AOC tries to be smart. It does play well with her style of not being smart.
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A tranny reposts a video of a tranny winning woman of the year from the Scandinavian Societies of New York in 1953 and this means we're supposed to castrate and mutilate children.
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I looked it up and he is real. His name is Christine Jorgensen and he got his dick cut off in 1952.

Another tranny remembers a time when he consoomed.
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Another consoomer remember the time half of everyone turned into ash in a capeshit movie.
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The scene is effective because it's completely emotionally manipulative. Watching Peter Parker turn to ash as he cries and tells Tony Stark how afraid he is like shooting a dog but the dog can talk and tell you how scared it is. It is also completely undercut by the fucking fact that everyone was coming back for the next movie because the damn Mouse told us.

You've heard of Snakes on a Plane? How 'bout Tanks on a Train?
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A tranny has the brilliant thought that the only reason people like certain heroines was because they saw those heroines when they were kids and hadn't decided to hate women yet.
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Another Blue Sky user defends art the left has given us on twitter
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Bob opines
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A film writer excuses the over use of green screen in modern movies by showing off compositing or rear screen projection from some movie from the 50's I think.
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Bob sets the record straight on the fatherly roles Barney Rubble and Fred Flintstone had in their respective children's life.
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Out of work street shitter asks people for a new writing job. He's done many film festivals!
https://twitter.com/SiddhantAdlakha/status/1771692559988929011
Which outlets has he been writing for? Big festivals like Cannes have an established pecking order of press passes: if you're writing for some unknown monthly, you'd queue for half a day and stll be denied entry, while a journo from The NYT got in. If you are a "freelance", LOL you might ad well not turn up. So it is very likely that our dear job seeker failed to attend many scrrenings.
 
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A guy uses AI to make fake movie posters for a joke video. Bob gets upset because he should've paid money to "real" artists on twitter or something.
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Artificial intelligence software is a better artist than Moviebob has ever been and will ever be.



Bob goes super verbose and super dumb to explain why the anime style is catching on.
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For someone with media "literacy", Moviebob appers to be at least twenty years late to the anime aesthetic party.



AOC tries to be smart. It does play well with her style of not being smart.
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In just one tweet, the screechy, preachy AOC sufficiently proves James Carville's point.



A tranny has the brilliant thought that the only reason people like certain heroines was because they saw those heroines when they were kids and hadn't decided to hate women yet.
Which means they weren't exposed to the Democratic Party, I take it.

As I said in a previous post of mine, good writing transcends demographics. Wokescold female characters only appeal to wookescold demos.



Bob sets the record straight on the fatherly roles Barney Rubble and Fred Flintstone had in their respective children's life.
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Bob goes super verbose and super dumb to explain why the anime style is catching on.
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Bobby seems to think that anime fans are wholly unaware of the issues that pervade the industry, but realistically there's nothing that anyone outside of Japan can do about it anyway. Protip: people generally don't like foreigners telling them how to do things.

Either way, anime continues to make the big bucks because it gives people what they want: fun and exciting escapism.
Another consoomer remember the time half of everyone turned into ash in a capeshit movie.
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The scene is effective because it's completely emotionally manipulative. Watching Peter Parker turn to ash as he cries and tells Tony Stark how afraid he is like shooting a dog but the dog can talk and tell you how scared it is. It is also completely undercut by the fucking fact that everyone was coming back for the next movie because the damn Mouse told us.
Sad scene and all, but like you said, it was completely undercut by the obvious undo that was coming in the next movie. Running through my head the whole time I was watching it, all I could think was "this doesn't matter, they're all gonna come back somehow."

If you actually legitimately got saddened and rank this as one of your top movie moments of all time, then to borrow a term from Bob and his ilk, you're sorely lacking in media literacy.
A tranny has the brilliant thought that the only reason people like certain heroines was because they saw those heroines when they were kids and hadn't decided to hate women yet.
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Who hates women more: a man who rolls his eyes at the Strong Female Character™ archetype, or a pervert in a dress that skinwalks women?
A film writer excuses the over use of green screen in modern movies by showing off compositing or rear screen projection from some movie from the 50's I think.
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Compositing has been a thing for decades, yes, but it was generally used sparingly. Nowadays, big budget movies are almost always filmed predominantly greenscreened for literally no good reason; I will never get over how Disney filmed a scene of two characters talking in a bar on a fully greenscreened set and then acted like this was something to be proud of (and of course Bob was falling over himself defending them). Comparing a movie from the 60s to modern Hollywood's aversion to shooting anything outside of a soundstage is woefully disingenuous, outright stupid even.
 
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