Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[An Sionnach Seang]

No, the whole "Thinkers vs. Believers" shit is just what he tells himself to cope. The real reason is the same as basically every other r/atheism euphoric fedora-tipper: they're still buttmad decades later that their parents forced them to go to church when they were kids, and so they lash out at the entire concept of faith itself (but mostly Christianity) to show how much better they are for being above it all.

This also requires a willful ignorance of the countless Christians that contributed to our scientific understanding of the world, to say nothing of those of other faiths. But Bobby has ignorance in droves, so no surprise there.

I wonder what he thinks of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

People probably wouldn't call Rey a mary sue if the sequel trilogy was better. People are more forgiving when a story is actually coherent and good. The writing in the sequels is such a mess they can't even decide which side is winning or losing.

 

[RockVolnutt]

People probably wouldn't call Rey a mary sue if the sequel trilogy was better. People are more forgiving when a story is actually coherent and good. The writing in the sequels is such a mess they can't even decide which side is winning or losing.

The thing I always found weird about the sequel trilogy was how often people who praise it basically make up their own stories and insist that was actually the plot. Usually its something relatively minor like being unaware of "Rey gets her power from a mindlink with Kylo Ren" being a thing since at least the episode 7 novelization iirc and not getting even LucasFilm considers her an abnormality. Bob easily takes the cake though in having the most absurd I've ever seen. His TLJ review has him talking about Rey as this Star Wars mega-fan who trained day and night to be like her idols who she tries to get out of retirement but they end up passing away, unable to let go of their now jaded world views.

No idea where any of that came from but maybe it's an early version of one of his current things with the MCU? Bob has this delusion where he projects onto the younger MCU characters recently introduced since he believes there is a meta-narrative of Disney granting power to people for being loyal fans to current products. I never thought of it before but those kinds of fantasies do seem to be a reoccurring trend with him.

 

[Mr Processor]

Saw this posted on Twitter, and my Twitter account usually doesn't get much Bob related content so I guess this has penetrated pretty far. Not sure why, since it's just typical Bob.

 

[JayHarrison]

In a bizarre and sudden reversal, niggers are now recounting how the fed has benefitted them.
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Do Republicans talk down on certain "government jobs", outside their commitment to Small Government?

I'm of the opinion that shrinking the U.S. government (such as eliminating offices such as the EPA) is good, but I think it's anyone and everyone woking in any form of goverment receives little more than minimum wage for their service.

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Moviebob: "Hooray for the status quo!"

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Just because Moviebob can (purportedy) read does not mean that Moviebob actually does read anything beyond headlines and bylines.

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Continuing the theme of commie talk, John Vinals is now officially in Bobby's shit list (will be reflected in the next OP update)
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Mr. Vinals must be doing something right.

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This is what the lack of discipline does to kids.
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Not cool on Christie's niece's part. Then again, Moviebob's wanted to see worse happen to those worthless troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED by simply voting for Führer Hillary.

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Caleb Maupin is back on Twitter to torment Bobby.
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So says Moviebob, loud-mouthed Neoliberal shill and Technocrat dandy.

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Yet, Moviebob still has an active Patreon grift going.

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Journalism in America died when Barack Obama took office in 2009.

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Glenn Greenwald disses Ben Collins and his liberal authoritarian cohort.
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The Carlin clip is, of course, "Think of how stupid the average person is...'

And Moviebob is infinitely stupider than those to whom Carlin refers.

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Moore County, North Carolina has gone out of power because power substations were vandalized by gunshots. Nutters blame haters of groomers.
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Moviebob has no room to talk here. Remember: Bob literally called for people in Texas to cough on Governor Greg Abbott during the COVID-19 hysteria, which constitutes bioterrorism.

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That some mormon did some fucked up thing does not mean that your "all age drag shows" aren't examples of grooming.

Except... having read the article (which is something Bob rarely does), the nutjob here was religious, but his political stance was never mentioned. (And, for the record, "religious" is not directly synonymous with "Conservative".)

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I guess those obsolete daily working artists should join the global knowledge economy and learn to code AI art. Direct them where they will do some good.

If I type in "Moviebob Mountain Dew chicken", I had better see an image generated of a fat, uniformed Adolf Hitler holding a live, glowing, fluorescent green chicken. That is the only circumstance under which I will ever consider AI=generated art to be 100% accurate.

 

[Mola Ram]

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Saw this posted on Twitter, and my Twitter account usually doesn't get much Bob related content so I guess this has penetrated pretty far. Not sure why, since it's just typical Bob.

Someone on my feed was describing this interaction to someone else Bob had blocked and described it as, "All you need to know is Bob was arguing with a commie and managed to make the commie look thoughtful and compassionate."

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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Saw this posted on Twitter, and my Twitter account usually doesn't get much Bob related content so I guess this has penetrated pretty far. Not sure why, since it's just typical Bob.

It's typical, but you have to remember, the average person isn't exposed to Bob on a regular basis. They don't see it so sufficiently summarized like this on a regular basis.
Also, rich for him to equate a mainstream political viewpoint when he's a Nazi in every single way except he doesn't directly say "Jews."

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

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The thing I always found weird about the sequel trilogy was how often people who praise it basically make up their own stories and insist that was actually the plot. Usually its something relatively minor like being unaware of "Rey gets her power from a mindlink with Kylo Ren" being a thing since at least the episode 7 novelization iirc and not getting even LucasFilm considers her an abnormality. Bob easily takes the cake though in having the most absurd I've ever seen. His TLJ review has him talking about Rey as this Star Wars mega-fan who trained day and night to be like her idols who she tries to get out of retirement but they end up passing away, unable to let go of their now jaded world views.

No idea where any of that came from but maybe it's an early version of one of his current things with the MCU? Bob has this delusion where he projects onto the younger MCU characters recently introduced since he believes there is a meta-narrative of Disney granting power to people for being loyal fans to current products. I never thought of it before but those kinds of fantasies do seem to be a reoccurring trend with him.

In his review, he compared Rey to Gwenpool, that’s probable his Marvel connection.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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In his review, he compared Rey to Gwenpool, that’s probable his Marvel connection.

Rey was a scrap yard rat while Gwenpool is a Marvel fan girl. They are apples and oranges.

 

[Wallace]

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Saw this posted on Twitter, and my Twitter account usually doesn't get much Bob related content so I guess this has penetrated pretty far. Not sure why, since it's just typical Bob.

We are against X.
You are against us.
Therefore, you are (for) X.

Flawless logic, Bob.

 

[Force and Character]

Thank you very much. I'm sorry you had to see that.



Yeah, Dante's not a Mary Sue, this despite the fact that he's on a quest literally ordained by God. That gets him in the door and some very powerful friends, like the angel who's dispatched to force open the doors to the City of Dis, but he himself isn't awesome. He starts the story lost in doubt and avoiding wild animals. There's nowhere he gets by just on how cool he is; indeed, there's nothing to imply that if Beatrice or some other member of the Church Triumphant interceded on your or my behalf that we couldn't take a similar trip.

Spoiler: Commedia spergarama

Other non-Mary-Sue examples: He faints repeatedly from being overwhelmed by what he's seeing and experiencing. Virgil not only guides Dante but physically puts himself between a threat and Dante a few times (Geryon and the demons of the Malebolge, as I recall), Virgil's reasoning being of the two he doesn't have a mortal body that can be killed.

Souls praising Dante? Not that I can think of, at least not in quantity. The more well-reasoned of the virtuous pagans of Limbo were welcoming I think, but that was because they were good people. Some sinners asked for a boon like a message to someone living or to someone elsewhere in the afterlife (one wanted a message delivered to one of the guys guarding Mount Purgatory - speaking of, prayers could apparently shorten the time excommunicated and the slow-to-repent people waited in "ante-Purgatory" but didn't help the damned). Some predicted his future as apparently some sinners were granted visions of the future to show them how little time was left before the final judgement. Some like Ezzelino just glowered at him. And I don't think the trees he made bleed in the Wood of Suicides would be eager to praise his accidental dismembering of them. If any of the damned actually praised him I'd imagine it was either to get something out of him or it was because they were someone he had a connection to in life who would've said something like that.

The most complimentary thing Virgil says to Dante is near the end of Purgatory, if I'm right just after the last angel has burned the last mark of sin off him and he passes through the wall of flames. He says something like "I crown you king over yourself." to declare that Dante has finally beaten his mortal failings. (It's also the sign that Virgil is leaving. Not only is the height of Purgatory the limit of where a godless soul like him can travel on this journey, but he has taught Dante all he can and is no longer needed as a guide of reason. Guides of love and faith will be required for the spheres of Heaven.)

But I'm rusty too, it's been years since I cracked any of my translated editions. I should rectify that.

There was one poet in the afterlife who sort of praised Dante and his skill, Brunetto Latini in Canto XV of Hell. Thing is, Brunetto had been Dante's friend and mentor in reality, so the praise was presumably based on something that had actually happened. It's also the best example of Dante putting someone he personally admired in Hell (not even Limbo, actual eternal punishment) because, regardless of his opinion, Brunetto had committed a sin and them's the rules, which puts a damper on the whole "the Divine Comedy was just wish fulfilment" chestnut.

If anything, Bob could use a journey of introspection like that, but I don't think that Mario is an adequate spiritual guide.

 

[OutInTheRain]

People just love to talk about Mary Sues, as this thread shows.

Monetize your haters. He obviously pissed someone off. If Rey wasn't a Mary Sue, then people would not have to spend so much oxygen violently defending her. She sucks, and in maybe 20 years she'll appear again in Star Wars media as nostalgia bait.

Rey

Blobby, other than scavenger and good at the force...name another trait? Hell...name a time she wore a different outfit.

A man of taste thinks Kate Bush or David Cronenberg are some esoteric shit, off limits to you filthy normies. Bobby tells him to shut the fuck up.

I had a GF show me Jeanne Dielman to me years ago. Don't watch it, it's extremely fart huffing, and coasts by on reputation. I would consider it nigh unwatchable, unless you go in there with the right frame of mind.

Twitter Files once again reveal that journoroaches are nothing but NPCs.

I'd rather wield the Occam Razor and believe that all these golems are being fed words by the same source.

First of all, we all know that journo-lists are a thing, and these people all collude. Now it's nice for them all to come out in lockstep and show us who's talking to whom. This should worry everyone paying attention. When trust fund alcoholics all say the same thing...you should probably be suspicious.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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In his review, he compared Rey to Gwenpool, that’s probable his Marvel connection.

That makes zero sense. The characters aren't at all similar. What's his logic?

Nobody ever calls Gwenpool a Mary Sue because in his first appearance she fucks up, gets her best friend brutally killed in front of her and spends the rest of the comic regretting it (except I think he came back? Comics are fucking weird.) But you could tell the whole sequence was to subvert the cliche of a showy invincible girl power hero coming in, winning every fight, breaking the rules and facing no pushback or consequences. The kind of thing that, right or wrong, people associate Rey with.

 

[Wallace]

That makes zero sense. The characters aren't at all similar. What's his logic?

His logic is that the dudebros say it, therefore it is false. That's about all the logical consistency you'll get from someone like Blob.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

That makes zero sense. The characters aren't at all similar. What's his logic?

Nobody ever calls Gwenpool a Mary Sue because in his first appearance she fucks up, gets her best friend brutally killed in front of her and spends the rest of the comic regretting it (except I think he came back? Comics are fucking weird.) But you could tell the whole sequence was to subvert the cliche of a showy invincible girl power hero coming in, winning every fight, breaking the rules and facing no pushback or consequences. The kind of thing that, right or wrong, people associate Rey with.

He thinks they're both "fangirls", according to him they both are knowledgeable about the world's story, that's why they excel at everything.

Goes to show you he knows nothing about comics, Star Wars, etc.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

There was one poet in the afterlife who sort of praised Dante and his skill, Brunetto Latini in Canto XV of Hell. Thing is, Brunetto had been Dante's friend and mentor in reality, so the praise was presumably based on something that had actually happened. It's also the best example of Dante putting someone he personally admired in Hell (not even Limbo, actual eternal punishment) because, regardless of his opinion, Brunetto had committed a sin and them's the rules, which puts a damper on the whole "the Divine Comedy was just wish fulfilment" chestnut.

If anything, Bob could use a journey of introspection like that, but I don't think that Mario is an adequate spiritual guide.

Also, even if he had no way to know it, Dante was absolutely right. The Divine Comedy is still being read all around the world today, almost 700 years later.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He thinks they're both "fangirls", according to him they both are knowledgeable about the world's story, that's why they excel at everything.

Goes to show you he knows nothing about comics, Star Wars, etc.

Which isn't ever not going to be puzzling. No idea how he constructed that idea or if it even is a thing he believes himself. It'd be insane if he watched those movies and got "This is about fangirls" out of it but Bob's comprehension skills are so shit that...maybe he actually did.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Also, even if he had no way to know it, Dante was absolutely right. The Divine Comedy is still being read all around the world today, almost 700 years later.

Hell, it's such an important piece of literature than even a complete and total cretin like Robert wants to adapt it. Badly, in a manner that will never see fruition, but still. Dante wrote something far grander than anything Robert will ever create, and the best Robert can say is that its an auther wish fufillment mary sue story fit to be retold with a childs toy commercial IP.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Which isn't ever not going to be puzzling. No idea how he constructed that idea or if it even is a thing he believes himself. It'd be insane if he watched those movies and got "This is about fangirls" out of it but Bob's comprehension skills are so shit that...maybe he actually did.

Throughout his review, he talked about the "meta-narrative" surrounding the Disney movies and their direction. According to Bob, Kylo represents the "old fans" and everything "toxic" that came out of it, while Rey represented the "wider audience". He compared Rey sleeping in a downed AT-AT is the same as sleeping in a Star Wars bed.

 

[Koby_Fish]

So, I see no reason not to put this video on loop on every TV in the house when I have guests visiting for Christmas:

I'll need to make sure the volume is boosted enough so none of my guests can ignore it. Oh and I'll need some way to seal the doors so they can't escape... from the fun!

this was in 2011, so neither Bob nor Chris had moved out of Casa De Mama and Papa Chipman, thus this was pre-flooding-basement-hovel, therefore Bob's house and Bob's brother's house.................. are the same house.

Who the fuck is Timothy Luz? (and did they troon out?)

I have to wonder if Alejandra Caraballo is one of the troon lawyers at Hahvahd that Bob drank with at a Hahvahd Wahtering Hole. And whether he knew that troon pre-transition. Maybe Bob even defended M'Dude-Looks-Like-A-Lady's honor by kicking the stool out from under a MAGA CHUD roger-rabbit style at discount Dave & Buster's.

Silly Bob. Mormons AREN'T Christians*. Definitely not if they know the Deep Lore where they think that they can die and be gods who are rulers on their own planets far away and have children after death with a bazillion wives. Mormonism is a CULT, the Book of Mormon is Bible Fanfiction, and South Park's Mormon episode was funny as fuck.

If he mentions anything that isn't the Peninsula of Powerleveling, or the corner in the Titan Cave where every step garners a fight, he is lying through his teeth.


Oh joy! I was looking for something to show my family and my friends that would make me look like an incredible weirdo, so that no one would ever bother talking to me ever again. And this fits my request like a glove. Thanks!

I figured out the Peninsula of Power long before Bob did. I didn't even need Nintendo Power. And it was way more convenient and superior to the spot in the Earth Cave (not Titan's Cave) first level, off to the left path, where every step is a fight (Giants and maybe scorpions too). At least on the Peninsula of Power you could save with a tent.

(* believing Jesus died for your sins will get you into heaven, at least, though...)