Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[make_it_so]

I used to read Positron's updates (and those of his predecessor) religiously; now I can only bear to skim them. More often than not someone will pick out a choice sample and focus on that, and that's usually fodder enough to roast the ol' fat bastid for a few pages. It is worth looking a little deeper, though, because not everyone catches the best stuff.

Go exploring! You might be the next one to dig up that autistic gold!

The sad fact is that Bob is such an infuriating individual that consistently keeping up with all of his shit Twitter takes becomes very tiring very quickly. It's gotten to the point where I can only take him in in small doses.

Hats off to @Positron for being able to keep reading and archiving in the face of it all - I sure as hell know I couldn't.

Whoever handles Bob's account at twitter must still work there because I can't believe he hasn't gotten more reports since Musk took over.

More likely it's that, as I've suggested earlier, Bob is such a complete and utter non-entity that no one bothers to report the fat fuck. If anyone did, I imagine his account would get nuked pretty quickly.

ACKSHUALLY, there is a small subset of conspiracy theorists who believe that "The Evil Small-hatted (((Bankers)))" had JFK killed because of some monetary policy decision he made, or was going to make, which pissed the bankers off because they wouldn't make/get as much money. But it's been years since I heard about it, and I forgot exactly what it was.

Far more convincing theory that I've heard involving the small hat tribe is that it was the Mossad that offed him, because he was directing US intelligence to look into Israel's nuclear weapons program.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Throughout his review, he talked about the "meta-narrative" surrounding the Disney movies and their direction. According to Bob, Kylo represents the "old fans" and everything "toxic" that came out of it, while Rey represented the "wider audience". He compared Rey sleeping in a downed AT-AT is the same as sleeping in a Star Wars bed.

I know. It's what I meant when thinking about maybe it's a precursor to the more recent "meta-narrative" he pulled out of his ass about recent MCU projects being about "Disney making their most loyal. younger, diverse fans the new better Avengers" and not really being subtle that he projects himself onto that group. His old fantasies of becoming Mario might also be an ancestor to these ideas considering it seems like Bob's para-social relationship with media was always a thing.

What I'm basically getting at is I think Bob has Sonichu style fantasies except it's not something he created but bad readings of Hollywood remakes/adaptations and he's smart enough to not directly talk about it so it's only in the subtext of his stuff.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

ACKSHUALLY, there is a small subset of conspiracy theorists who believe that "The Evil Small-hatted (((Bankers)))" had JFK killed because of some monetary policy decision he made, or was going to make, which pissed the bankers off because they wouldn't make/get as much money. But it's been years since I heard about it, and I forgot exactly what it was.

The JFK assassination is like the Diane Fossey murder in that basically everyone he'd ever interacted with had a motive. The Soviets, the Mob, the Cubans, the Cuban exiles, the list just goes on and on.

Oh god yes, any new shiny character that is somehow related to another major character, this is a true mark of a Mary Sue. Goes double for fanfiction, but this is almost like fanfiction itself.

Didn't Michael Burnham and the OG Mary Sue have the same origin as Spock's secret human sister?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

So, I see no reason not to put this video on loop on every TV in the house when I have guests visiting for Christmas:

I'll need to make sure the volume is boosted enough so none of my guests can ignore it. Oh and I'll need some way to seal the doors so they can't escape... from the fun!

You monster, you've made a homemade Punishment Sphere. Your guests will be pic related.

 

[make_it_so]

The JFK assassination is like the Diane Fossey murder in that basically everyone he'd ever interacted with had a motive. The Soviets, the Mob, the Cubans, the Cuban exiles, the list just goes on and on.

Didn't Michael Burnham and the OG Mary Sue have the same origin as Spock's secret human sister?

Yes, Michael was Spock's adopted human sister that he somehow never once mentioned or even hinted at the entirety of his 50 plus years of canon and apocryphal appearances. That was just one of the many things wrong with Star Trek: Discovery, and the fact that whoever came up with this idea wasn't laughed out of the writer's room just goes to illustrate what a shitshow that production is.

The original Mary Sue wasn't Spock's sister, but was the youngest Starfleet enlisted officer at 15 and a half years old and was certifiable genius - a feat of OC/self-insert lunacy that wouldn't be surpassed until the appearance of Wesley Crusher in TNG.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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Yes, Michael was Spock's adopted human sister that he somehow never once mentioned or even hinted at the entirety of his 50 plus years of canon and apocryphal appearances. That was just one of the many things wrong with Star Trek: Discovery, and the fact that whoever came up with this idea wasn't laughed out of the writer's room just goes to illustrate what a shitshow that production is.

The original Mary Sue wasn't Spock's sister, but was the youngest Starfleet enlisted officer at 15 and a half years old and was certifiable genius - a feat of OC/self-insert lunacy that wouldn't be surpassed until the appearance of Wesley Crusher in TNG.

Exceptional individuals point to Sybok - Spock's half-brother from a previous marriage of Sarek to a Vulcan Princess - in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier as a counter to complaints about Mikey Spock being Spock's (adopted) Sister. I think most people's problem with Mikey Spock doesn't begin or end with the mary-sueish relation attachment, but rather the fact that the writers don't know how to write characters in a military or quasi-military setting that aren't complete fucking idiots that would be dishonorably discharged IRL.

 

[make_it_so]

Exceptional individuals point to Sybok - Spock's half-brother from a previous marriage of Sarek to a Vulcan Princess - in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier as a counter to complaints about Mikey Spock being Spock's (adopted) Sister. I think most people's problem with Mikey Spock doesn't begin or end with the mary-sueish relation attachment, but rather the fact that the writers don't know how to write characters in a military or quasi-military setting that aren't complete fucking idiots that would be dishonorably discharged IRL.

Pointing to Sybok - an equally dumb character featured in what is universally agreed to be the absolute worst of the original Star Trek movies and which nearly killed the franchise - in the defense of Mikey is not the own these people think. But then again, the retards writing/defending Discovery don't really know anything before 2009.

And yes, the lack of professionalism in NuTrek is definitely an issue, especially compared to what we'd seen before.

 

[King Dead]

Yes, Michael was Spock's adopted human sister that he somehow never once mentioned or even hinted at the entirety of his 50 plus years of canon and apocryphal appearances. That was just one of the many things wrong with Star Trek: Discovery, and the fact that whoever came up with this idea wasn't laughed out of the writer's room just goes to illustrate what a shitshow that production is.

The original Mary Sue wasn't Spock's sister, but was the youngest Starfleet enlisted officer at 15 and a half years old and was certifiable genius - a feat of OC/self-insert lunacy that wouldn't be surpassed until the appearance of Wesley Crusher in TNG.

To be fair, the original Mary Sue story ("A Trekkie's Tale") was intentional parody of other bad Star Trek fanfics of the day, ones that unironically had bestest ever young female officers showing up out of nowhere and saving the day while simultaneously romancing Kirk, Spock, and/or McCoy. Due to how succinctly the story summed up how obnoxious such characters were, the name stuck as shorthand.

Give it a read and have a laugh, and realize that almost fifty years later, nothing's really changed:

Spoiler: A Trekkie's Tale

"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet—only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her. "Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?"

"Captain! I am not that kind of girl!"

"You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us."

Mr. Spock came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?"

"The Captain told me to."

"Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."

Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.

But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies, Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.

However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday on the Enterprise.

 

[dzonatan]

Which is what makes Bob so extra entertaining is that you can just tell he had the most mild (if any) level of bullying - otherwise we would still be hearing about it. That's why I stand by my hypothesis that the most "bullying" Bob ever got in school was "shut up, nerd - nobody cares." It comes across in his book:

Bob Chipman—formerly Bob The Dork Who’s Way Too Into His Dorky Video Games—was now Bob The Guy Who Knows Everything About The World’s Hottest ‘New’ Pass Time. “Why, yes ma’am! I CAN tell you the best place to build up your EXP in ‘Final Fantasy.” “What’s that, sir? You can’t quite make it through ‘TMNT II?’ Let me show you a code that might help.” Pathetic fantasies, even for a ten year-old, but that’s really how I figured things were going. Hell, maybe that’s how they were for just a moment.​

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But that moment – my moment – didn’t last.​

[snip]​

Sega declared war.​

He was never bullied, he was just ignored.

(Also why he REALLY hates Sonic - it wasn't just Vietnam, Sega declared war on his popularity. SONIC is the dudebro that made Bob uncool in school.)

Also, again this is when - per him - he was ten. So this was the age the major asshole did something to Bob that warranted Bob celebrating his death 30 years later.

Hmmmm maybe so. I cant shake off the possibility where his entire book is one huge lie to cope with the fact that he was a literal toilet on recess.

That may be just my 90s post-soviet polish childhood memories projecting.
Any old enough american here could tell me if recess back in the 90s were absolute pathology?

I'm talking nerd kid getting jumped if not at least a bloody nose as soon as recess starts and teacher is out of sight for reminding them about homework?

Kids snorting in muscus from their nose into their throat to give the nastiest spit on the other kid's face just to show what kind of bottom bitch they are?

Or just kids actually spitting on each other in general to the point where carrying a tissue bag on yourself was a neccesary?

How about PE lessons where each tried to one up another and deliver the most powerful shot to the point where golie could get a concussion if it hit its head?

Perhaps just 9¬12th graders running up to 6th graders, knocking them off their bicycles and throwing them into communal trash bins or pushing them off a hill to roll down during winter and get them drenched in snow for shit and giggles?

No? Just 90s Poland rural towns being this pathological?

If so then I concede. Maybe Bobby wasn't bullied too hard.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

but rather the fact that the writers don't know how to write characters in a military or quasi-military setting that aren't complete fucking idiots that would be dishonorably discharged IRL.

And yes, the lack of professionalism in NuTrek is definitely an issue, especially compared to what we'd seen before.

It makes absolute sense though. Old Trek sucks because it's a job and work is not FUN like space and SCIENCE should be! Trek should be about true friendship and relationships in ADVENTURES, not people (mostly men) bonding through shared situations and then reflecting on if they've never allowed themselves to have a life (Star Trek II, Beyond, the only worthwhile part of Generations, Sisko as a single father and a religious prophet, etc.) like everyone else. BO-RING WHITE MEN ALERT! ZAP SOME THING WITH A WATCHAMACALLAT AND HAVE A FIST FIGHT WITH SOME PEOPLE I RECOGNIZE ALREADY! Militaries are, like, so hierarchical and that's a total capitalist bummer.

Hmmmm maybe so. I cant shake off the possibility where his entire book is one huge lie to cope with the fact that he was a literal toilet on recess.

That may be just my 90s post-soviet polish childhood memories projecting.
Any old enough american here could tell me if recess back in the 90s were absolute pathology?

There is a documentary series about 1990's era American recess produced by, coincidentally enough, Bob's beloved Walt Disney Company:

 

[Positron]

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Saw this posted on Twitter, and my Twitter account usually doesn't get much Bob related content so I guess this has penetrated pretty far. Not sure why, since it's just typical Bob.

The replies are savage.


Even the steins are displeased.

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The SCOTUS is deliberating over some gay shit.



Exactly: Bobby already is afraid to go outside.

BTW these are Alito's "jokes", according to the article (archive)





It doesn't take an SCOTUS judge to answer the OP's question. If the employee can't keep his politics to himself, he will get fired...

...as Elon Musk understands well.




Twitter Files







Indeed you should laugh at anything Bob Chipman says, just by the virtue it is coming from Bob Chipman.

Greenwald uses the left's tactic of feigned outrage back on them, and he netted some true outrage.



Still, the left have no problem suiciding people they find inconvenient. Just ask Mommy Hillary.

For the record, Bobby thinks Taibbi should suck it up if he were assaulted -- presumably because he is not a tranny and isn't into grooming children.


Musk's Neuralink hasn't bribed the right people, and Bobby pretends he cares about animal lives.

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Tranny bullshit.



Okay gee.

Bobby also retweets all 9 tweets from this pile of tranny bullshit.

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This is not what is-ought moral philosophy means. What TimS says is closer to another moral dictum "ought/should implies can". Because we literally cannot eliminate "stupid" people, Bobby's "Stupid people should not exist" is not a meaningful moral statement but empty expressive talk, exactly equivalent to "Stupid people!!! REEEEEEEE!!!."

The irrepressible Ye again.




This person (no idea) claims that Mendelian gene theory has been proven wrong and that Lysenko is right, and he follows it with the most jejune of Evangelist mischaracterization of evolution.

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Kirstie Alley died. Bobby wants you to remember her as a ghoul.



The film's exec should fire their social media crew.


What's wrong with monsters & jokes? That describes most of MCU!





Black Adam failed. Bobby thinks James Gunn is involved.


And the upcoming Flash will fail too.




Wong Jing again. He is a director from Hong Kong infamous for his exploitative fare in the 80s.















If you want to leave Twitter, just leave and don't worry what you leave behind.

 

[Flexo]

Which isn't ever not going to be puzzling. No idea how he constructed that idea or if it even is a thing he believes himself. It'd be insane if he watched those movies and got "This is about fangirls" out of it but Bob's comprehension skills are so shit that...maybe he actually did.

Remember Bob does blue-curtain free association rather than analysis.

Rey sleeps in an overturned AT-AT - that's just like a nerd sleeping in an XWing bed!
Rey puts on an XWing pilot's helmet - that's just like a nerd cosplaying!

Mr. "Do Criticism Better" apparently can't grasp that these might be clues of worldbuilding on the junk planet or a hint of Rey's dreams to get off world. No it's all a sign of her being a fangirl!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Remember Bob does blue-curtain free association rather than analysis.

Rey sleeps in an overturned AT-AT - that's just like a nerd sleeping in an XWing bed!
Rey puts on an XWing pilot's helmet - that's just like a nerd cosplaying!

Mr. "Do Criticism Better" apparently can't grasp that these might be clues of worldbuilding on the junk planet or a hint of Rey's dreams to get off world. No it's all a sign of her being a fangirl!

Everything Bob does is considered reaching. Then again, he always reaches for a small meal of McDonald's.

 

[Flexo]

Give it a read and have a laugh, and realize that almost fifty years later, nothing's really changed:

I also recommend the comedy webcomic trilogy.

Ensign Sue Must Die! 01 – Clare Moseley

Spoiler: magnificiant pectorals

 

[Smithfield Ham]

He thinks they're both "fangirls", according to him they both are knowledgeable about the world's story, that's why they excel at everything.

Goes to show you he knows nothing about comics, Star Wars, etc.

That's an absolutely absurd reach and shows he's a very shallow thinker. Rey wasn't a "fangirl", she admired heroes who saved her galaxy from an evil empire and wanted to join them, just like Luke admired the rebels and wanted to join them. Gwenpool existed in a context where Marvel was a series of comic books that she read and liked. Hell, Kamala Khan would be a closer example for this analogy.

As for the claim that they excel at everything because of their fandom, that's also a really shallow interpretation that holds no water. Gwenpool spent her first few comics absolutely jobbing because she was thrust into a world she only had a tangential understanding of. Seriously, Bob, try reading comic books instead of just the Wikipedia synopsis for them.

 

[Mr Processor]

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The SCOTUS is deliberating over some gay shit.
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Exactly: Bobby already is afraid to go outside.

BTW these are Alito's "jokes", according to the article (archive)
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It doesn't take an SCOTUS judge to answer the OP's question. If the employee can't keep his politics to himself, he will get fired...

...as Elon Musk understands well.
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Indeed you should laugh at anything Bob Chipman says, just by the virtue it is coming from Bob Chipman.

Greenwald uses the left's tactic of feigned outrage back on them, and he netted some true outrage.
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Still, the left have no problem suiciding people they find inconvenient. Just ask Mommy Hillary.

For the record, Bobby thinks Taibbi should suck it up if he were assaulted -- presumably because he is not a tranny and isn't into grooming children.
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Musk's Neuralink hasn't bribed the right people, and Bobby pretends he cares about animal lives.
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Tranny bullshit.
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Okay gee.

Bobby also retweets all 9 tweets from this pile of tranny bullshit.
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This is not what is-ought moral philosophy means. What TimS says is closer to another moral dictum "ought/should implies can". Because we literally cannot eliminate "stupid" people, Bobby's "Stupid people should not exist" is not a meaningful moral statement but empty expressive talk, exactly equivalent to "Stupid people!!! REEEEEEEE!!!."

The irrepressible Ye again.
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This person (no idea) claims that Mendelian gene theory has been proven wrong and that Lysenko is right, and he follows it with the most jejune of Evangelist mischaracterization of evolution.
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Kirstie Alley died. Bobby wants you to remember her as a ghoul.
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The film's exec should fire their social media crew.

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What's wrong with monsters & jokes? That describes most of MCU!

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Black Adam failed. Bobby thinks James Gunn is involved.
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And the upcoming Flash will fail too.
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If you want to leave Twitter, just leave and don't worry what you leave behind.

He has so much unhinged rage, I'm starting to wonder if he ever acts on it. Not by punching someone, but by putting a nail in some random person's tire or something.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He has so much unhinged rage, I'm starting to wonder if he ever acts on it. Not by punching someone, but by putting a nail in some random person's tire or something.

He stews in his rage and only vents it out on Twitter. If he tried in real life, he'd get beat.

 

[make_it_so]

He stews in his rage and only vents it out on Twitter. If he tried in real life, he'd get beat.

And it's a beating he has coming. Part of me wants to see the retard actually try to be a tough guy against the "Nazi chuds" in real life just so he can get his fat ass handed to him. Super but it might actually give him a little bit of humility.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

He has so much unhinged rage, I'm starting to wonder if he ever acts on it. Not by punching someone, but by putting a nail in some random person's tire or something.

It's kind of funny because this one, in particular is ban worthy. I wonder what his response would be to Twitter staff. "UH I REFUSE TO DELETE BECAUSE I HATE NAZIS" before consuming 50 big macs in a heated rage.

 

[Mr Processor]

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It's kind of funny because this one, in particular is ban worthy. I wonder what his response would be to Twitter staff. "UH I REFUSE TO DELETE BECAUSE I HATE NAZIS" before consuming 50 big macs in a heated rage.

It seems like Bob makes banworthy posts fairly often, and yet never gets banned. It really makes you think.

Of course with Musk in charge, he probably wants to monetize him, "Pay $5 bucks to see the dancing freak!"