08Aug#02
First they say Trump wanted to ditch Vance. No one believed them.
Then they say Vance is a couchfucker. It didn't work either.
Then they say Trump and Vance are "weird". People laugh at them.
This is their latest bullshit:
Trump didn't need to run for president in the first place, but he did it because he was tired of politicians continuing to fuck things up left and right and figured that if anyone was going to do something about it, it'd have to be him. He certainly didn't need to run now to avoid prison (stalker child), considering how pretty much every attempt to throw the book at him is getting fucked up by how stupid the various prosecutors are. And he
definitely won't drop out because he's shitting his pants in fear over Kamala fucking Harris of all people as his opponent.
I swear, these people don't live in
any reality. Like, it's not even one that runs parallel to ours, it's just so far off base as to be completely nonsensical. They are sticking their heads in the sand and ignoring basically every signal that says that the Dems are in a really,
really shitty position this year. It'll be fun watching the cope ramp up as the honeymoon period wears off (the absolute fiasco of Kamala's rally the other night is hilarious).
08Aug#04
The Democrat Party by their very own nature are against rural people. If they were not they'd just be a conservative party.
I tell ya, I've heard more about Project 2025 from frantic Democrats than from anyone remotely conservative. Trump never even associated himself with them, yet they're still desperate to hang that albatross around his neck.
As for Walz, as discussed over in the politics thread, he's giving off way too many creepy vibes. He cares a little
too much about letting gays and trannies have access to kids for a supposedly straight man. If some bombshell actually drops,
hoo boy this year will just ramp up the crazy.
08Aug#05
Y'know, for all of Bob's repeated insistence that the internet isn't real, who does he think is actually on it? Yeah, there are a lot of bots, but there are a lot of humans too. And I can guarantee you that most anyone who watched that clip of Kamala shushing the crowd like a shrill schoolmarm or a bitchy HR manager had a visceral negative reaction to it, because she reminds you of all the worst power-tripping cunts you've ever known in your life. It is indeed
not going over well.
08Aug#06
Did anyone mind the couchfucker jokes? I'd love to see Whorris and Tampon Tim call Vance's existence "worthless" in public.
The thing about jokes is that the best ones tend to have a kernel of truth to them, and the joke is amplifying or mocking that truth. Michelle looks mannish, Barack had gay fantasies, and Kamala 100% got where she did through sex. The couchfucking was entire fabrication created by someone who knew that pretty much every leftist wouldn't actually bother to read through a whole book to verify it, especially because it confirmed their own biases that Vance was an icky icky bad man. Repeatedly defaming someone with a blatant lie isn't a joke, it's just stupid.
And the left
has been calling everyone to their right every epithet under the sun, Bobby. The problem is that when you keep doing that for every single thing, no matter how big or small, eventually people just grow numb to it. It doesn't help when the people who call them miserable, worthless subhumanoids often look like...well, Bobby.
08Aug#09
Like animals, some people can be bribed with food.
As we've seen from Jimmy "MrBeast" Donaldson, just because a rich person does a charitable thing, does not make them a good person. And as mentioned above, Walz gives off "not a good person" vibes something fierce.
(Anecdotally, our church had a rich member who sadly passed away a little while ago. By all accounts, he was indeed a good person, from giving generously to the church and funding whole construction projects himself, to supporting all schools in the area out of his own pocket, to his passion project that gave the community a safe and fun place to spend time. I won't go into further details to avoid doxing myself, but he was not only generous, he didn't make a big deal out of it; honestly, if you met him, you'd just think he was an average, goofy guy. It's a shame that he's gone while assholes like Jimmy and Bobby are still walking around, but that's life.)
08Aug#12
Elon's track record for SpaceX is pretty good overall, Bob, especially when it comes to human flights. Hands down, if I had to choose between Boeing and SpaceX to get me safely back to Earth, I'm taking the latter every time. The only reason you're cracking jokes like this is because of your hateboner for Elon.
08Aug#13
WOMAN! SAY WHAT I TELL YOU TO SAY! Don't you try your funny 'I have my own mind' bullshit!
Ah yes, the white supremacist pogroms in response to...let me just check my notes again...ah yes, decades of the government importing millions of people from cultures incompatible with Western civilization, browbeating the native population into accepting the degradation of their way of life, covering up the massive increase in crimes committed by this replacement population, focusing police attention on those calling out this disgrace instead of those perpetrating actual crimes, and finally, vowing to throw potentially thousands of people in jail who are responding to a particularly senseless and brutal attack by one of these foreigners in the only manner they have left to them now that all legal avenues have been exhausted (after releasing enough foreigners to make room, of course). Those pogroms? Funny how J.K. Rowling doesn't really have anything negative to say about those.
I'm sorry, but it's like, this is what happens when you keep pushing and pushing and pushing because you believe you have all the answers and everything will just fall into place as long as you're able to keep up your plans and never let anyone ever be allowed to disagree with you. In other words, this is what would happen if Bob had any position of power; eventually, the mob would come for his head.
08Aug#16
Bobby on Walt Disney, and Epcot.
Y'know, for how much Bob worships Disney, and especially EPCOT, it's fascinating how he's still able to get basic facts wrong.
Walt was
indeed weird about EPCOT, in much the same way that any urban planner is. It was his obsession in his final years of life, he bought thousands of acres just to build it in, he got the state of Florida to basically let him set up a fiefdom near Orlando where he had the final say in governance, and he was damned insistent that he was going to. After all, it was going to be the City of Tomorrow, and Walt was going to show them all how it should be done in his grand utopian vision of a hyper-planned community (please ignore that anyone who lived there would basically have no say in their local government and would be subject to the whims of Walt).
His plans never changed or "scaled sensibly," it was simply determined that starting with the planned theme park (what would become the Magic Kingdom) would allow them to get the operating revenue and additional investment needed to build the actual city and industrial park, what Walt was really interested in. Even to his last days, he was still working on plans for EPCOT. It was only with his passing that the project was canceled; Roy did try to keep it going for a bit, but the board said hell no.
This is not to say that Walt wasn't a brilliant man, but his obsession was no less crazy than any other's. As interesting as it is to imagine what EPCOT would have been like if it had been built, the reality is that it probably would have failed in the long run like so many other planned cities. It's simply impossible to plan for every single way that people will interact with their environment, and I honestly have to wonder how many people would actually enjoy living in such a micromanaged community (Walt would have had the power to go in to every person's home and replace an appliance with a different one, for instance). On top of that, it would likely also succumb to zeerust over the years, designs that initially looked futuristic instead becoming out-of-date, the City of Tomorrow becoming the City of the Past.
In short, Bob's retarded. (I feel like I could just make that my reply to every one of these and save some time.)
08Aug#24
Bob's complete lack of self-awareness is on display any time he tries to ascribe greater meaning to completely mundane things. No, Keith Richards still being alive is not him "rebelling against the gods," it just means he's strangely lucky for a rocker that did a lot of drugs along the way. Bob seriously puts these things out there and doesn't realize how utterly cringe he is to say them.
