Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
It has been daily "Stupid people shouldn't exist", "You can't fix stupid; you can only DESTROY them", "Stupid people drag the rest of us screaming and kicking back to the stone age", with an occasional "Leopard eats their face, ha ha ha ha ha!". Very monotonous; very underwhelming.
And Bob still stews in his basement bleeding money. No skills, nothing of note. This is all he has and he's going to leave the world poor as dirt.
 
Bob actually seems to be losing weight. Good for him! But his unfortunate genetics still dominate; how can you shed that much mass and still sport such a grotesquely misshapen head?

It's a shame Bob will likely be cremated; I bet his skull would fit right at home in any Museum of Oddities.
He's likely eating more of what his mama is cooking, and with diminishing Patreon gains, he can't afford to fill his gullet with cheap swill and fast food as he often did when living in his own moldy hovel.

Any improvement to the porkfuck is done in spite of himself, and not by his own efforts.
 
He's likely eating more of what his mama is cooking, and with diminishing Patreon gains, he can't afford to fill his gullet with cheap swill and fast food as he often did when living in his own moldy hovel.

Any improvement to the porkfuck is done in spite of himself, and not by his own efforts.

I'm willing to bet his eating habits still suck, but he can't afford the booze anymore.
 
26Jan#01
Bobby solidifies his leather daddy cred.
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I know we've done speculation on Bob's health before, but does anyone still think he's not losing weight because he's getting healthier, but because his condition's getting worse? It's not like he's stopped drinking, obviously, and his features are looking as simultaneously bloated and gaunt as ever (seriously how is that possible). It would not surprise me if something went wrong in his body that caused him to shed pounds, though I am not a doctor and wouldn't have the foggiest what that might be, outside of something like a tapeworm. Then again, he did get norovirus recently, so he might not be eating at the most sanitary restaurants...

If he is making strides to improve his health, then that's something, but he still looks very unfortunate, at least a decade older than he actually is. He really got dealt a bad hand in the looks department, not helped by his excessive eating and drinking over the years.
26Jan#03a
Bobby is the last of a dying breed: the media critic who was educated before the invention of the internet.
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I want Trump to sign an executive order that legalizes beating anyone over the head with a baseball bat who uses the term "media literacy." I'm so tired of hearing it, especially when most everything that's coming out these days is so simple that anyone can understand it and call it stupid.

Note also that despite his claims to the contrary in his usual fake self-deprecating tone, Bob is definitely considering himself to be a very smart and enlightened critic, and definitely better than everyone else.
26Jan#14
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What "Trump fires"? And if Trump doesn't want to fuck the whole California Democrat administration, his name is not Trump.
Tying federal assistance to preventing these fires from happening again in such a tremendous fashion is not evil, it's common sense. California has been ignoring the issue for decades in the name of environmentalism, and as a result they're doing way more damage to the environment thanks to rampaging infernos completely scorching everything in their path. It's only logical to force them to agree to fix this shit before giving them money.

I like how they're trying to saddle Trump with fires that started before he took office, as though he deliberately went out there and set them himself. Leftists are so fucking stupid.
26Jan#16
The following comment shows you who did Carin really mean by "selfish, ignorant citizens".
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I would never trust a politician who guaranteed anything. Tell me what you're going to do and why, but if you act like what you're going to do is definitely going to do something, I have a law of unintended consequences to show you. Bob continues to have a child's understanding of literally everything.
26Jan#19
City-dwellers refuse to acknowledge that towns in Alabama are overrun with Haitians. It isn't that they've lived in such towns or saw such towns or TV; they divine it through the power of Pure Thinkery Intellect. Super-Thinkers like Bobby are able to reach the conclusion that such towns doesn't exist at all.
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2569 Haitians is 2569 too many. And even if there are "no more than 100" in a town of 8500, that can still be enough to have a negative impact. Look at the Somali enclaves in Minnesota, where despite making up a small percentage overall, they've managed to take over entire sections of Minneapolis and run them like fiefdoms. You get enough of a significantly different ethnic group in one place, they will set up a parallel society, and they will cause problems.

Seriously, can any of these leftists give a good reason why Haitians should be here? Rhetorical question, I know.
26Jan#25
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I presume a lot of women would rather not have their husbands breathing down their necks as they pick and choose cabbages. And if a woman refuses to go with her husband to the hardware store, does it mean that heterosexual women hate men and that cat-ladies have it coming?
Anecdotally, my mom didn't like to have my dad with her when she went shopping for groceries once he retired, partly because she enjoyed having the time to herself, partly because she didn't like having to deal with his questioning her shopping habits. Eventually, she tolerated having him along, but it took quite a bit before she was okay with it.

Imagine being such a joyless scold that you can't enjoy a simple "haha husbands and wives sure are different" joke. How much do you want to bet the vast majority of these people mocking lonely men aren't in a relationship themselves? I know Bobby is one of them.
26Jan#26
Continued from 25Jan#07, about a groan-inducing word-play.
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So, Bob's excuse for engaging with everyone who crosses his feed is...he doesn't make enough money not to? I'm with the reply guys, I don't have any idea how that's supposed to make sense.
 
First post for "1 subtracted from 26 equals 25":

[2025.01.26-01]
Regardless how Moviebob dresses, Bob will always look as sharp as flavorless Jell-O.

Bob actually seems to be losing weight. Good for him! But his unfortunate genetics still dominate; how can you shed that much mass and still sport such a grotesquely misshapen head?
If only those Moveibob's fat cells could tranmute themselves into brain cells...



[2025.01.26-03a] Bobby is the last of a dying breed: the media critic who was educated before the invention of the internet.
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Moviebob: "...this does not mean I think that **I** am 'better'."

Knowing Moviebob's perpetually holier-than-thou attitude, it's not difficult to infer Bob's statement here as "this means I KNOW I'm better than the rest of you".

[2025.01.26-03b]
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So says Moviebob, dumb guy with a weird voice.



[2025.01.26-08] The Serfs insults James Rolfe.
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Quick WABAC trip:
Moviebob: "...it's not too late [...] you can pivot and not be shitty."

Bob is correct here. You can pivot and not be shitty, but you can also pivot and become another Moviebob, a substantial downgrade in quality from merely being "shitty".
Seeing as how Moviebob is complaining about ScrewAttack alumni James Rolfe and "Stuttering Craig" Skistimas, it's obvious that out James and Craig pivoted and decied not to become shitty creatures like Bob.



[2025.01.26-10]
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Moviebob: "Hallowed be Barack Obama's name."



[2025.01.26-12] J. D. Vance is not popular with baby-killers.
America chose... wisely.



[2025.01.26-13]
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Some children need to feel the belt. Spare the belt, and you get the Chipman Brothers.
Especially Bob.



Fireside chat:
[2025.01.26-14]
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Let's see: The recent Los Angeles area wildfires have been blamed on Climate Change™ (8th image), artificial intelligence (5th), domestic terrorism (3rd), fossil fuels (5th), and now Donald Trump. Can't these intellectual heliumweights pick who/what to scapegoat and stick with it?

There's more to come...
 
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[2025.01.26-15] The prostitute was obviously the rational choice!
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There's no question that Commie Harris is a stupid woman. Commie is even a bigger moron than Fuckwit in Chief Biden, and she's the stupidest candidate ever to top the Democrats' presidential ticket (cue Homer Simpson saying "Kamala is the stupidest candidate so far"; there's always the chance AOC makes a White House bid).

Despite Trump's immense ego, I could argue that Commie Harris is even more selfish than Donald. Back in 2020, during one of the Democrats' debates, Kamala dressed Biden down on policies about bussing schoolchildren based on their race; Kamala had laid claim to have been directly affected by those bussing policies. Only a few short months later, Biden offers Kamala his VP position, an opportunity she pounces on. It was at that exact moment I figured Kamala would rather have power than scruples.

Whorris is obviously kind-hearted and knowledgeable, at least in the eyes of Bobby and Aaron Rupar.
Well... idiots tend to look up to other idiots as inspiration.

[2025.01.26-16] The following comment shows you who did Carin really mean by "selfish, ignorant citizens".
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@mikef141 ain't wrong.

As per Moviebob's comment here: Maybe it's a good thing that (_insert_political_team_) has never guaranteed Moviebob's survival, as evil creatures like Moviebob aren't worth preserving.



[2025.01.26-17] "Dumb hick".
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Me: "Don't try to explain yourself to Moviebob. You're not the Dipshit Nazi Whisperer."

Just smell the vitriol these presumed city-dwelling Thinkers...

...have on people who saw through the prostitute!

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[2025.01.26-18] From the same OP: "The working class (that vote the people I don't like) are lumpenproles".
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@bigbadwolf4life: "MAGA is [...] everything wrong with America rolled up into a [...] ball of rotting garbage."

Uh, no. That's the Democratic Party you're describing.



[2025.01.26-20] Trump apparently has a "evangelical colonist brain" and yearns to be a wartime president.
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That was Fuckwit in Chief Biden who wanted to be a wartime president.

I suspect Bobby is describing...
...Mutter...
...Rodham.
I don't practice religion, but thank GOD Führer Hillary lost!



[2025.01.26-21] Trump is a complete drone of the antichrist, as predicted. At least, unlike the Dems, he speaks the quiet part aloud.
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"Ethnic cleansing abroad bad. Ethnic lceansing of MAGA from existence good."

Stop shedding crocodile tears, (((Mr. Luxenberg))).
Or, in this case, tears from a crock.



[2025.01.26-26] Continued from 25Jan#07, about a groan-inducing word-play.
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Any "meanness" test on Moviebob would be wasted time for an obvious result.

Thus end's today's commentary.
 
26Jan#26
Continued from 25Jan#07, about a groan-inducing word-play.
way-too-online person is correct, bob is an idiot for making that stupid play on words. As jokes go, it's only slightly funnier than the "stuck-in-traffic-eugenics-joke-but-nobody-knows-I'm-stuck-in-traffic".
Bob actually seems to be losing weight. Good for him! But his unfortunate genetics still dominate; how can you shed that much mass and still sport such a grotesquely misshapen head?

It's a shame Bob will likely be cremated; I bet his skull would fit right at home in any Museum of Oddities.
given that Bob's STILL FUCKING DRINKING, I doubt that weight loss has a healthy explanation.
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Callling it now: Bob is now Sir Osis of Liver.
I know we've done speculation on Bob's health before, but does anyone still think he's not losing weight because he's getting healthier, but because his condition's getting worse? It's not like he's stopped drinking, obviously, and his features are looking as simultaneously bloated and gaunt as ever (seriously how is that possible). It would not surprise me if something went wrong in his body that caused him to shed pounds, though I am not a doctor and wouldn't have the foggiest what that might be, outside of something like a tapeworm. Then again, he did get norovirus recently, so he might not be eating at the most sanitary restaurants...
yeah, it could be early liver damage (see above) ^
Seriously, can any of these leftists give a good reason why Haitians should be here? Rhetorical question, I know.
For Bob, pissing off "white supremacists" (anyone who objects to Third World Behavior dragged here by Third Worlders, many of whom just happen to be NOT WHITE) would be sufficient.
Anecdotally, my mom didn't like to have my dad with her when she went shopping for groceries once he retired, partly because she enjoyed having the time to herself, partly because she didn't like having to deal with his questioning her shopping habits. Eventually, she tolerated having him along, but it took quite a bit before she was okay with it.
Bob doesn't understand because he's never been married. Men generally have different shopping strategies than women. Women stop and look at any little thing they find interesting, taking up loads of time (without loss of generality, there are exceptions of course). Men go in, get what they came in for, and get the fuck out. When men get older, they have much less patience for this fuck-around-style shopping, so they often elect to either stay home or stay in the car.

"Ethnic cleansing abroad bad. Ethnic lceansing of MAGA from existence good."
in Bob's view, Barrow Wight Trash are Not-A-Persons, therefore cleansing them is good because they might steal the holy soopeeryah fyootchah out from under him.
 
Bob doesn't understand because he's never been married. Men generally have different shopping strategies than women. Women stop and look at any little thing they find interesting, taking up loads of time (without loss of generality, there are exceptions of course). Men go in, get what they came in for, and get the fuck out. When men get older, they have much less patience for this fuck-around-style shopping, so they often elect to either stay home or stay in the car.
I guess his mother never took him shopping much when he was a kid. Or he had his head buried in a Nintendo Power the entire time to keep him out of trouble. You just know Bob was one of those kids who caused a ruckus at the store, a nightmare to bring past the candy section. Quick powerlevel, but my wife tends to drag her feet while grocery shopping, even getting into the car takes longer than it should, so that's become my chore.

Bob on the other hand would be proud that he is such a player he doesn't know this shit, when at his age and looks, plus with his personality, it's obvious he can't get a woman for a night, much less the rest of his life. But he'll continue to lie in the hopes we're too dumb to know otherwise.
 
Of course he 100% believes the warmongering neocon nonsense about Ukraine. He practically bent over and sucked Obama's dick...
(Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name.")

...when [Obama] was talking about bombing Syria, to "protect Syrians from Assad bombing them." Fucking retard loves wars that he'll never fight in.
I think Moviebob hates war unless MAGA chuds and Trumpsuckers are exclusively deployed as cannon fodder. It wouldn't surprise me if Moviebob has masturbatory fantasies in which said troops return home as human-shaped jigsaw puzzles with several pieces missing and irrecoverable.
 
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27Jan#01
Bobby seems to have stopped announcing his new vids on social media, which is very curious, given he just said he endured abuse from chuds for the sake of "earning" (26Jan#26).


27Jan#02
World authority of Media Criticism declares Yellowstone "culturally inscrutable".
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I have to check. The movie that The Fig Economy refers to is Wicked.

27Jan#03
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27Jan#04
Twin Peaks cracked at least one egg.
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Denise does not mind being called Dennis, which disqualifies him from being a trans representation.

27Jan#05
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27Jan#06
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I have no interest in the "meta-joke" about a trash song-writer of a trash "musical": if I watched that SNL sketch I'd have become a "meta-joke" myself.

27Jan#07
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27Jan#08
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And just in time for Bobby's birthday too!



27Jan#09
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27Jan#10
Blaming other people must be second nature to a liberal.
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27Jan#11
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27Jan#12
Liberals hate women who don't follow their beck and call.
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USA today article and archive. Of course Trump has been defending women, especially from troons. Baby-killers should not be defended but persecuted.

27Jan#13
When Vance was asked whether he still intends to subject Big Tech to the "Teddy Roosevelt approach" as he stated before, he beats around the bush.
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27Jan#14
After Vivek Whathisname stepped down, MTG now leads the DOGE committee with Elon Musk.
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27Jan#15
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If there were no such thing as Antifa, it wouldn't matter if MTG's bill passes would it?

27Jan#16a
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I thought the Dems are now led by AOC? And someone hire MOS in the cabinet: he is a genius, almost as good as AOC!

27Jan#16b
Thinkers like Bobby, MOS and AOC will Think of a way to oppose everything.
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27Jan#17
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Having tits doesn't mean AOC is an adult.

27Jan#18
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27Jan#19
Tariff shit. I'm bored.
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27Jan#20
Gaza shit. I'm bored.
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27Jan#21
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27Jan#22
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What seems to be the problem?

27Jan#23
DEI
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27Jan#24
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27Jan#25
MDS
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27Jan#26
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It does look awesome on Trump.

27Jan#27
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27Jan#28
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27Jan#29
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27Jan#30
AI
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27Jan#31
China launched a supposedly competitive open-source language model (A&N). Morons like Nash and Bobby apparently think it is the end of AI.
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27Jan#13
When Vance was asked whether he still intends to subject Big Tech to the "Teddy Roosevelt approach" as he stated before, he beats around the bush.
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Something I've noticed with Vance's critics on the left is that they are incapable of comprehending that not every problem has to end in destruction. Really take a look at what Bob is complexed at here: Vance had a rough upbringing with his mother but he still chooses to have a relationship and cherish her for being his mother.

Bob and others can't comprehend that because they would love nothing more than to destroy their family over a petty grievance.
 
27Jan#31
China launched a supposedly competitive open-source language model (A&N). Morons like Nash and Bobby apparently think it is the end of AI.
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Anyone shaken out by the Chinese deserves to lose money. Dollars to donuts the Chinese just stole another open source model and slapped the Chinese flag on it.

>Too many streamers
It's not their fault you suck.

>Remembering all your passwords is a pain in the ass
Join the superior future and use a password manager.

>Every UI sucks
No, your fingers are just fat.

>internet doesn't always "work"
It could just be your computer has a bunch of malware that's phoning home. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a bitcoin miner too.

Friendly reminder: the one functioning town in South Africa is almost 100% white.

Aiding and abetting? A bold strategy. Let's see how it works out for you.

27Jan#04
Twin Peaks cracked at least one egg.
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Denise does not mind being called Dennis, which disqualifies him from being a trans representation.
You are not transgender. You are a fag in denial.

The contrast between the Brothers Chipman is fascinating. Both look prematurely old, but Chris looks like one of those cheerful old guys you meet at the bar, while Bob just looks malicious.
 
Something I've noticed with Vance's critics on the left is that they are incapable of comprehending that not every problem has to end in destruction. Really take a look at what Bob is complexed at here: Vance had a rough upbringing with his mother but he still chooses to have a relationship and cherish her for being his mother.

Bob and others can't comprehend that because they would love nothing more than to destroy their family over a petty grievance.
Indeed. They do not follow a religion which allows forgiveness and reconciliation. They believe that sins are indelible, but if you have their approval then you are incapable of sin. Should you earn their wrath, however, you will be torn down and replaced with the next Sinless Leader.

I just made myself miss Calvinist talking points.
 
bob going full sanpaku eyes here, while Chris looks like a half-asleep exceptional individual. There actually is a bit of joy in Chippa's expression. None in Bob's.
27Jan#13
When Vance was asked whether he still intends to subject Big Tech to the "Teddy Roosevelt approach" as he stated before, he beats around the bush.
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The fact that yes, JD Vance's mom was a smackhead who fucked his life up, is important in Vance's reply to the reporter. It went over Bob's fucking potato galaxy smoothbrain head. Vance was in fact saying, "YES, my MOM, who was terrible during my childhood, GOT BETTER FUCKING SEATING than Tech Bros."

It's just the icing on the cake that bob's replier references Dan "Potatoe" Quayle, the Veep of George H. Bush. (And I have bad news for the anti-potatoe squad, children were taught years and years ago, to spell the singular of potato as "Potatoe". Which is why the plurals is "Potatoes" and not "Potatos".)
27Jan#16a
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That's the Canadian Way, MOS. It's a LITTLE different.
27Jan#22
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What seems to be the problem?
This is such a dogshit argument by Abel and by extension, Bob. The Jews in Germany, Holland, France, Poland, etc. were NOT there "Illegally". The deportees being taken by ICE are not going to Auschwitz.

Indeed. They do not follow a religion which allows forgiveness and reconciliation. They believe that sins are indelible, but if you have their approval then you are incapable of sin. Should you earn their wrath, however, you will be torn down and replaced with the next Sinless Leader.

I just made myself miss Calvinist talking points.
and they think this is superior to Christian Theology... :stress:
 
[2025.01.27-09]
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"It's OK to protest against taking voluntary COVID-19 vaccinations under Donald Trump, but anyone who utters a single syllable in protest of Joe Biden making COVID-19 vaccines as a requirement for employment should be imprisoned."



[2025.01.27-12] Liberals hate women who don't follow their beck and call.
Obvious statement is obvious.

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Baby-killers should not be defended but persecuted.
Abortion Infanticide is not a right.



>> Libelbob has entered the chat.
[2025.01.27-13] When Vance was asked whether he still intends to subject Big Tech to the "Teddy Roosevelt approach" as he stated before, he beats around the bush.
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Bob, didn't you duck out of your grandmother's funeral just to play Super Mario Bros. 3 at home? #AskingForAFriend.



[2025.01.27-16a]
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I thought the Dems are now led by AOC? And someone hire MOS in the cabinet: he is a genius, almost as good as AOC!
"It's OK when Democrats halt government."

[2025.01.27-16b] Thinkers...

...like Bobby, MOS and AOC will Think of a way to oppose everything.
Through incoherent babbling, I imagine.

The fact that Democrats have grown weaker on this matter brings a sadistic smile to my face.

[2025.01.27-17]
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Having tits doesn't mean AOC is an adult.
One other thing AOC has in common with Moviebob: They both have the abilty to speak, but neither Bob nor AOC have a functioning brain.

[2025.01.27-18]
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Hatred toward the American citizenry has been the Democrats' only platform since 2008.



[2025.01.27-20] Gaza shit. I'm bored.
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@thefilmdoctor: "...we didn't vote or Trump or Kamala."

Moviebob: "You did [...] choose to harm millions of people--myself included..."

Me: "In harming Moviebob, you have improved humanity, @thefilmdoctor, as Moviebob's political causes should be never be promoted."



[2025.01.27-24]
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Reposted by Racistbob.



[2025.01.27-27]
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And we all mock Moviebob because Moviebob is one of the purest examples of stupidity in huamn(oid) form you'll ever come across.
 
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