26Jan#01
Bobby solidifies his leather daddy cred.
I know we've done speculation on Bob's health before, but does anyone still think he's not losing weight because he's getting healthier, but because his condition's getting worse? It's not like he's stopped drinking, obviously, and his features are looking as simultaneously bloated and gaunt as ever (seriously how is that possible). It would not surprise me if something went wrong in his body that caused him to shed pounds, though I am not a doctor and wouldn't have the foggiest what that might be, outside of something like a tapeworm. Then again, he
did get norovirus recently, so he might not be eating at the most sanitary restaurants...
If he
is making strides to improve his health, then that's something, but he still looks very unfortunate, at least a decade older than he actually is. He really got dealt a bad hand in the looks department, not helped by his excessive eating and drinking over the years.
26Jan#03a
Bobby is the last of a dying breed: the media critic who was educated before the invention of the internet.
I want Trump to sign an executive order that legalizes beating anyone over the head with a baseball bat who uses the term "media literacy." I'm so tired of hearing it, especially when most everything that's coming out these days is so simple that anyone can understand it and call it stupid.
Note also that despite his claims to the contrary in his usual fake self-deprecating tone, Bob is definitely considering himself to be a very smart and enlightened critic, and definitely better than everyone else.
26Jan#14

What "Trump fires"? And if Trump doesn't want to fuck the whole California Democrat administration, his name is not Trump.
Tying federal assistance to preventing these fires from happening again in such a tremendous fashion is not evil, it's common sense. California has been ignoring the issue for decades in the name of environmentalism, and as a result they're doing way more damage to the environment thanks to rampaging infernos completely scorching everything in their path. It's only logical to force them to agree to fix this shit before giving them money.
I like how they're trying to saddle Trump with fires that started before he took office, as though he deliberately went out there and set them himself. Leftists are so fucking stupid.
26Jan#16
The following comment shows you who did Carin really mean by "selfish, ignorant citizens".
I would never trust a politician who guaranteed anything. Tell me what you're going to do and why, but if you act like what you're going to do is definitely going to do something, I have a law of unintended consequences to show you. Bob continues to have a child's understanding of literally everything.
26Jan#19
City-dwellers refuse to acknowledge that towns in Alabama are overrun with Haitians. It isn't that they've lived in such towns or saw such towns or TV; they divine it through the power of Pure Thinkery Intellect. Super-Thinkers like Bobby are able to reach the conclusion that such towns doesn't exist at all.
2569 Haitians is 2569 too many. And even if there are "no more than 100" in a town of 8500, that can still be enough to have a negative impact. Look at the Somali enclaves in Minnesota, where despite making up a small percentage overall, they've managed to take over entire sections of Minneapolis and run them like fiefdoms. You get enough of a significantly different ethnic group in one place, they
will set up a parallel society, and they
will cause problems.
Seriously, can any of these leftists give a good reason why Haitians should be here? Rhetorical question, I know.
26Jan#25

I presume a lot of women would rather not have their husbands breathing down their necks as they pick and choose cabbages. And if a woman refuses to go with her husband to the hardware store, does it mean that heterosexual women hate men and that cat-ladies have it coming?
Anecdotally, my mom didn't like to have my dad with her when she went shopping for groceries once he retired, partly because she enjoyed having the time to herself, partly because she didn't like having to deal with his questioning her shopping habits. Eventually, she tolerated having him along, but it took quite a bit before she was okay with it.
Imagine being such a joyless scold that you can't enjoy a simple "haha husbands and wives sure are different" joke. How much do you want to bet the vast majority of these people mocking lonely men aren't in a relationship themselves? I know Bobby is one of them.
26Jan#26
Continued from 25Jan#07, about a groan-inducing word-play.
So, Bob's excuse for engaging with everyone who crosses his feed is...he doesn't make enough money not to? I'm with the reply guys, I don't have any idea how that's supposed to make sense.