Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

It might have been part of one of his early Overeater videos, i do remember seeing it a long time ago, it did reminded me of another gem from his early days, in where he tries to offend all races before talking about race, and as soon as asians/japanese appear he goes full simp for them.
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Current year Bob would never call Queen Hillary a bitch.
Calling Hillary a bitch, making fun of black people, saying the Israeli Defense Force rocks. I guess Bob can change after all. But in classic Bob fashion, it's for the worse.
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Bob manages to contradict himself in the span of 2 tweets. "Political correctness was never real and just made up by whitey to be some insivible boogeyman of oppression. Also here's some examples of people being prevented from doing harmless things to defend another's sensibilities"
So here's the question, was that good or bad, Bob? Because that same shit is happening today and you're all in favour of it. Kanye is getting dragged through the mud for wearing a shirt. Dave Chapelle's comedy shows gets protested. Harry Potter is written by the devil. In the UK people are being arrested by the police for saying naughty words (and some of these start with N too).

So, Bobby, Robbu, Ol' buddy ol' pal. Is that good or bad? It's all the same, no matter who's doing it or what year it is. It's either all ok, or all terrible.
 
The issue with his gaming takes is "American NES & SNES releases" is such a small frame of reference and according to Brick by Brick, his interest in the medium was because "it's like a cartoon you can control".

And for every one of us who played text adventures, that just sticks in the craw a little bit. Not that I expect Bob would have any great wisdom about say, Trinity's ending and if it contrasts with its anti-nuclear message... wait, hold on, last time I did this unspoilered someone complained.

The game starts with the Cold War going hot and the protagonist being whisked into a magical otherworld linked to various locations in spacetime where nuclear weapons were about to be detonated. It has an overall "nukes are bad" theme, but the hell of it is at the end, after you've gone to Trinity site and presumably disrupted the test, it lands you at a happy ending... and nothing's changed.

It turns out that your temporal hijinks actually caused everything. Not merely a successful Trinity test but also apparently the otherworld's magical linkage to all the nuclear detonation sites. It seems you're not any kind of champion of humanity, you're champion for something else, who wants it all to happen. And the reward it grants you for helping set up this predestination paradox? A stable time loop, where you get to do it all again. Over and over and over.

It's a weird ending, and there's some discussion one might have about, and perhaps even if I'm not missing something critical in my descrption that changes things. But at this point I expect Bob would just complain that you don't get to travel in time and punch Putin.

I know 1984 comparisons are old and stale, but fuck me if that isn't like Goldstein.

When comparing real life to a fictional dystopia become cliche, something has gone horribly horribly wrong.
 
Libs in general have no understanding that producing food, minerals, and other raw materials (and, come to think of it, the next generation of humans) requires a way of life that they find morally and politically abhorrent. Bob's political views aren't especially stupid for a progressive; he just says the quiet part - that robots will soon make "mayo ghouls" obsolete, and then we have no reason to live - out loud.
Hell, we've started reaching the point Jesus predicted over 2000 years ago in Luke 23:29

For the days are surely coming when they will say, ‘Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bore, and the breasts that never nursed.’

I'm just disappointed Jesus didn't predict, "Behold, the days are coming when you will live in the pods, and you will eat the bugs, and thou wilt own nothing, and they will say this will make you happy." Well, maybe that part won't happen? :optimistic:

Bob of course, being smoothbrained, thinks that if humanity was somehow culled down (in Minecraft, of course) to the 2% of the population he thinks has a functioning brain, that 1) he and all his family will be deemed to have 'functioning brains' and thus somehow qualify to remain and 2) It will remain a Utopia, for nobody in the top 2% of SMRT people (as defined by Bob) would dare become right-of-center.
I don’t want to quote some posts but god damn Bob has some asinine takes. Like the fact he made a whole “Kill VANISH THOSE RETHUGLICANS!” because Matt Walsh did a Matt Walsh thing and made a stupid take is really dumb.

The irony is Bob’s opinions on Anime are no different than Walsh’s given Bob likes to make fun of anime fans regularly, calls them all perverts, and associates them with the right like he does with everything he dislikes. Like if a black woman said the same shit Walsh said but called anime sexist, Bob would be fellating her non-existent dick extremely.

Basically Bob just wanted an excuse to go on his usual eugenics tangent.

Also Bob acts like another Henry Cavill Superman movie is a mistake is also dumb. Warner Bros is shitting itself yes but this is one of the few good decisions they made since Henry Cavill was well liked when he got the role and the issue of his Superman was due to the writing behind it and Zack Snyder’s direction.

As a little aside, Bob’s wrong on what the American epic is because we all know it’s the Chris Chan documentary.
Bob's major problem with Henry Cavill, after him starring in Superman movies that Bob absolutely hates and thinks are terrible, is Cavill is a Believer (Catholic), and he allegedly sucks at acting because his range according to bobbo is 'wooden' and 'limited'. I haven't seen the Cavill Superman movies so I can't really judge. Is The Lard of Lynn correct on this point?
I am biased. But I am gonna go with History. If you wanna talk about rent free tweets, him advocating for the re-annexation of Poland is one I share to friends a lot. Like we all know he is a pop culture obsessed buffoon, but he really just cannot help but see the world in a Star Wars like world of good guys and bad guys. Like he is even beyond black and white.

So, he isn't talking about WWE per se. Movies the wrestlers starred in if memory serves. Which is great, because all of these are written literature. And Moviebob comes in, as well as his sycophants, with Movies.

Which, see I had been thinking, man that might be a good route. Like, even Godfather is a good answer. It is quintessentially American in how we act about our culture, in a strange bid for preserving the old world. I think anyway, forgive me, I haven't seen it. And I might be putting too much Goodfellas into it.

But then it occurred to me. Bobby boy here then followed it up with Star Wars. And there's nothing really all that American about Star Wars. And thus we see Moviebob failed the assignment. He didn't realize the prior examples are strong representation of their countries.

To which, my answer tends to be The Great Gatsby. That book is really just America all wrapped up and crystalized. And it's short, which I feel makes the epic requirement, because us Yankees live short lives. But, if you have to be pedantic, then its The Stand. Because I also feel King really just understands Americans. You can't really transplant the books to other countries, because they are steeped so much in American mythology and culture. And I pick the Stand because that even carries a little more American mysticism and views on myth than the average King book. What with the villain being a denim wearing, populist hippy, his side kick poorly managed mental illness victim. And the force of good being led by the most generic man in the world, aided by a retard, and guided by a magical negro. Just peak America.

But Bob is like, uhhh Hollywood! Like the dude doesn't even live in his own country. Or really live, who am I kidding.
I think Bob got caught up in MADE IN AMERICA BY AMERICANS in regards to Star Wars, rather than Star Wars being quintessentially American in its storyline or theme. I mean, by all accounts Star Wars is pretty much a Space Western, which yeah, OK, "American" twice removed, by being a movie with 'cowboys' where some of the cowboys are Space Wizards - it's just the plot of a Western but with an extraterrestrial Sci-Fi setting. Oh, and the main bad guy is also a Space Wizard. So then it treads into fantasy as well. "Rescue the Princess" predates Murrica by several millenia storywise, though.

By lumping Star Wars in with things like The Godfather, Bob seems to not be referring to or considering the setting of the movies themselves, but rather where they were made and by whom. Which is some crayon-eating take for someone who's supposed to be a movie critic. Or maybe he is, but he's just lumping them in together as "American" using broad strokes for convenience.
Ah, that takes me back. I have vague memories of watching the 80s Astro Boy as a toddler and I'm pretty sure that it's the Canadian dub, which mostly lost to the sands of time.
Oh yeah I remember watching Astro Boy on saturday mornings, myself. I forget which channel I was watching it on, though. Might have been channel 13 out of Vancouver (CKVU).

Calling Hillary a bitch, making fun of black people, saying the Israeli Defense Force rocks. I guess Bob can change after all. But in classic Bob fashion, it's for the worse.

Bob manages to contradict himself in the span of 2 tweets. "Political correctness was never real and just made up by whitey to be some insivible boogeyman of oppression. Also here's some examples of people being prevented from doing harmless things to defend another's sensibilities"
So here's the question, was that good or bad, Bob? Because that same shit is happening today and you're all in favour of it. Kanye is getting dragged through the mud for wearing a shirt. Dave Chapelle's comedy shows gets protested. Harry Potter is written by the devil. In the UK people are being arrested by the police for saying naughty words (and some of these start with N too).

So, Bobby, Robbu, Ol' buddy ol' pal. Is that good or bad? It's all the same, no matter who's doing it or what year it is. It's either all ok, or all terrible.
Well Kanye is also getting dragged for talking shit about The Chosen People, but the hypocrisy there is Bleks and others on the Left who are super pro-palestinian talk trash about j00s all the time and they're almost NEVER called out by the Democrats.
 
Isn't this the guy that was fucking a chinese spy? How about we lock him up for that?
Fans of the Dems cannot understand that other people have different concerns from theirs pet issues.
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Ryan Cooper is an e-beggar.
This woman is 37, she ain't havin no more kids. So guess what...she's more worried about her business, her livelihood and that of her family, over the legality of stabbing a fetus with a coat hanger.
The did have hearings and the leader of those Jesus freaks was Tipper Gore. The reason they never really went anywhere was the moment people actually saw what Mortal Kombat was, or The Simpsons, they didn't care. I also grew up during the era of Pokemon cards and they were banned at my school because it annoyed the shit out of all the teachers when we were distracted by them.
Henry Cavill is a good Superman in very bad films. Keeping him on is a no-brainer, women like looking at him, so they can be dragged to a theatre to watch a 2 hour film. Of course Blobbo hates Snyder because...his films are masculine? I'm pretty sure Blob defended Sucker Punch though...and he might have been the only one.
Stop thirsting over teenage lesbians you fat fuck, it's fucking weird. As well, this film is just a gender bent 80's high school comedy. Like it literally sounds like they crossed out names to a failed Porky's sequel.
 
I think Bob got caught up in MADE IN AMERICA BY AMERICANS in regards to Star Wars, rather than Star Wars being quintessentially American in its storyline or theme. I mean, by all accounts Star Wars is pretty much a Space Western, which yeah, OK, "American" twice removed, by being a movie with 'cowboys' where some of the cowboys are Space Wizards - it's just the plot of a Western but with an extraterrestrial Sci-Fi setting. Oh, and the main bad guy is also a Space Wizard. So then it treads into fantasy as well. "Rescue the Princess" predates Murrica by several millenia storywise, though.

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As with much of this, what you pick will say a lot about what you think America is.

In some ways, Star Wars is very American because it takes a lot of inspiration from a lot of sources from all over the world and different cultures and cobbles together something unique and new.

Great Gasby is a fair answer. I'd also say Huck Finn or Wizard of Oz. Even Superman. (Everything about him.) It all really comes down to what is America to you.
 
Also Bob acts like another Henry Cavill Superman movie is a mistake is also dumb. Warner Bros is shitting itself yes but this is one of the few good decisions they made since Henry Cavill was well liked when he got the role and the issue of his Superman was due to the writing behind it and Zack Snyder’s direction.

As a little aside, Bob’s wrong on what the American epic is because we all know it’s the Chris Chan documentary.
@Koby_Fish I believe that Buttbert's hatred for Cavill stems from the fact that Cavill is the Chad of Chads, but is also a fucking nerd. Seriously, listen to him talk about 40k. That dude also gets more ass than a toilet seat, while Booby is going to die a virgin. It's simple jealousy.
You're forgetting the obvious: Cavill starred in a DC movie, in direct competition to Robert's beloved Marvel. If Cavill starred in a Marvel movie, Bob may not be so quick to judge him (indeed, he may attempt to vicariously live through Cavill the way he did with James Gunn.)

Calling Hillary a bitch, making fun of black people, saying the Israeli Defense Force rocks. I guess Bob can change after all. But in classic Bob fashion, it's for the worse.

Bob manages to contradict himself in the span of 2 tweets. "Political correctness was never real and just made up by whitey to be some insivible boogeyman of oppression. Also here's some examples of people being prevented from doing harmless things to defend another's sensibilities"
So here's the question, was that good or bad, Bob? Because that same shit is happening today and you're all in favour of it. Kanye is getting dragged through the mud for wearing a shirt. Dave Chapelle's comedy shows gets protested. Harry Potter is written by the devil. In the UK people are being arrested by the police for saying naughty words (and some of these start with N too).

So, Bobby, Robbu, Ol' buddy ol' pal. Is that good or bad? It's all the same, no matter who's doing it or what year it is. It's either all ok, or all terrible.
In a classic example of Bob saying the quiet part out loud, Bob advocates the tactics of a bully: push around anyone you like, but if they so much as raise their voice run to the teacher and tattle. If a filthy obsolete mudblood RethugliKKKan does it, it's bad, but when it's the enlightened blackshirts of Antifa or members of Burn Loot Murder, it's not only good, but it's commendable and it needs to be repeated across the country as often as possible.

There are no bad tactics, only bad targets.
 
It's funny that he picks Star Wars as being the American myth. It has only a very round about link to America, and not a flattering one. It was also not really filmed in America, either.

Honestly surprised he didn't pick the mouse movies, you know fivel goes west and shit. I figured that would have been up his alley.
If it was me I would probably say something like Gatsby as was brought up. I know that others have brought up Grapes of Wrath before as the GAN.
 
What with the villain being a denim wearing, populist hippy
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@Randall Fragg I'm sorry man, it's how it goes.
It's funny that he picks Star Wars as being the American myth. It has only a very round about link to America, and not a flattering one. It was also not really filmed in America, either.

Honestly surprised he didn't pick the mouse movies, you know fivel goes west and shit. I figured that would have been up his alley.
If it was me I would probably say something like Gatsby as was brought up. I know that others have brought up Grapes of Wrath before as the GAN.
You know, I bet you if pressed, Bob would bring up that whole business about how it's criticizing America for imperialism. Until someone reminded him that's not quite how these kinds of stories work. Which would mean his clever ploy doesn't actually work. Which I guess is proof he doesn't have a robot body, because a robot would have a paradox loop and shut down. Bob would just say something clever like "yer mum".
 
It's funny that he picks Star Wars as being the American myth. It has only a very round about link to America, and not a flattering one. It was also not really filmed in America, either.
the original trilogy definitely wasn't, which is why it had a ton of Britbong extras, and the Green Cross Code guy Dave Prowse in the Darth Vader suit, complete with an ooh-arr Bristol accent
 
Hey now, Bob is only the quality of critic that he is because of anime.
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I'm pretty certain that it was a lady animator that suggested making the simpsons yellow, and that binds with Groening's dislike for a lot of fleshy tones.
Yellow = White in Simpsons land, since there are explicitly black characters, and asians are paler.
 
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I'm pretty certain that it was a lady animator that suggested making the simpsons yellow, and that binds with Groening's dislike for a lot of fleshy tones.
Yellow = White in Simpsons land, since there are explicitly black characters, and asians are paler.
While I never really watched the Simpsons, even when it was allegedly good, I strongly believe that like Lego, they never should have done fleshie colors or differentiated them by skin tone.
 
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While I never really watched the Simpsons, even when it was allegedly good, I strongly believe that like Lego, they never should have done fleshie colors or differentiated them by skin tone.
And they mention this in one of the first episode commentaries when an animator stated they wanted some springfieldians to be black. Smithers was initially black.
 
Great Gasby is a fair answer. I'd also say Huck Finn or Wizard of Oz. Even Superman. (Everything about him.) It all really comes down to what is America to you.

There's no right answer to this question precisely because America is so pluralistic and built out of so many different cultures. Star Wars (at least the original trilogy) is not as terrible an answer as it seems, if you focus on American fantasies of conquering the stars and romanticizing a bunch of filthy but plucky rebels taking on an all powerful Empire with British accents. Wizard of Oz is a great answer, centered as it is on the American heartland and the character of the people who inhabit. Hell, as much distaste as I have for Stephen King, The Stand is certainly an interesting answer, and not without merit -- he meant it as his own take on Lord of the Rings, and for all his faults I think he largely succeeded. Personally, I'd throw in Gone With the Wind, though it ain't exactly my favorite movie. A better choice (one that doesn't romanticize our own filthy rebels) might be The Searchers.

Whatever the case, all these answers are much better than WWE wrestling, which makes me wonder if Bob has lead paint chips lodged in his brain.
 
There's no right answer to this question precisely because America is so pluralistic and built out of so many different cultures. Star Wars (at least the original trilogy) is not as terrible an answer as it seems, if you focus on American fantasies of conquering the stars and romanticizing a bunch of filthy but plucky rebels taking on an all powerful Empire with British accents. Wizard of Oz is a great answer, centered as it is on the American heartland and the character of the people who inhabit. Hell, as much distaste as I have for Stephen King, The Stand is certainly an interesting answer, and not without merit -- he meant it as his own take on Lord of the Rings, and for all his faults I think he largely succeeded. Personally, I'd throw in Gone With the Wind, though it ain't exactly my favorite movie. A better choice (one that doesn't romanticize our own filthy rebels) might be The Searchers.

Whatever the case, all these answers are much better than WWE wrestling, which makes me wonder if Bob has lead paint chips lodged in his brain.
How the shit did I forget Gone With the Wind...

And you can hate, but I still really like how King just writes about people. I don't think he's the greatest author of all time. Which is weird for how much I like him. But, there is nothing quite like him, and I'm not sure anyone else has really just resonated with such a broad spectrum of people over such a broad spectrum of time quite like that man has. That's why I think if anyone gets to claim the American Epic. At least in the modern sense. It gets to be him.

I do stand corrected about the WWE thing. I was writing my initial response as I was waking up. So, I completely fucking missed that he actually did mean some WWE nonsense. Like that's actually retarded. What themes Bob? What really resonated with you about literally any fucking WWE storyline?
 
You're forgetting the obvious: Cavill starred in a DC movie, in direct competition to Robert's beloved Marvel. If Cavill starred in a Marvel movie, Bob may not be so quick to judge him (indeed, he may attempt to vicariously live through Cavill the way he did with James Gunn.)
That's pretty much it, Bob's worldview is that entertainment is zero-sum , and every eyeball that watches DC properties is one that the MCU isn't getting.... and for that heresy, Cavill is a degenerate who belongs on a cross.
 
What really resonated with you about literally any fucking WWE storyline?

Upon reflection, I think the answer is nastier than that. I doubt anything really resonated with Bob, or struck him with its themes, or summed up the American mythos. It's a dig. America is so stupid it's best summarized by the sweaty, testosterone-fuelled, soap opera storylines of pro wrestling, engaging but simple enough that a third grader can follow them. An updated version of sneering at America as a trigger-happy cowboy, but (given Bob's fetishistic attitude toward intelligence) focusing more on its supposed stupidity than its violence. He's being funny, you see, in his typical smug asshole fashion.
 
Upon reflection, I think the answer is nastier than that. I doubt anything really resonated with Bob, or struck him with its themes, or summed up the American mythos. It's a dig. America is so stupid it's best summarized by the sweaty, testosterone-fuelled, soap opera storylines of pro wrestling, engaging but simple enough that a third grader can follow them. An updated version of sneering at America as a trigger-happy cowboy, but (given Bob's fetishistic attitude toward intelligence) focusing more on its supposed stupidity than its violence. He's being funny, you see, in his typical smug asshole fashion.
You know, I'd be inclined to agree with you, but he makes that kinda shit way more obvious than this. And he'd use like some really stupid image like that leprechaun wrestling one of the clowns. But the way he uses that 21-0 and the guy cheering? I think he's genuine. And I'm pretty sure that's still worse.
 
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