Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[JayHarrison]

I'm BA-ACK!

(Two questions: Did anyone miss me, and why has everyone already responded to that first question with a surprisingly accurate "no"?)

I know it's been a while since KiwiFarms has been online, and I'm hoping to play catch-up on the weeks I missed. Rather than piss and moan on everything Moviebob has spewed during KF's presence (which could take several eternities), I'll just take on Bob's material that I find exceptionally egregious. So, without further ado...

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Damn archive finally got itself into gear

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1580488517053927424

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Because the worthless hate the…

archived 14 Oct 2022 04:27:24 UTC

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I think I'll always look at this cap and smile.

As will I, knowing Moviebob speaks here from the experience of being worthless.

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"Activist" are really dumb -- they can't distinguish between "crude oil" and "oil painting".
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Alien Getty is a troon. Stop your transphobia Bobby.

Bobby just knows the perps must be Trump voters.
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I'm guessing that Moviebob deleted a rather hot (shit) take before these shots were taken (y'know, because Bob's a pussy). Thankfully, here's some missing context, because Internet posts are practically forever:

Moviebob, 2022.10.15: "'what is worth more, art or life?' That really depends on the life--[...] there’s exactly 62,984,828 'people' in my own country alone I know [...] I’d be less upset to see vanish than even a so-so piece of art."

As I've been saying since the time I've been on KiwiFarms,, all comparisons between Moviebob and Adolf Hitler and/or Nazism are completely warranted.

(Yes, I know, I'm late. Resetting my password for this site took longer than I wanted.)

Of course Bobby doesn't really want to kill 63 million American people; no, he just want them to disappear non-violently.
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Moviebob's genocidal desires have already outpaced Adolf's final kill count margin by a margin of nearly 11:1.

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No, Bob. This is what eugenics actually looks like:

Moviebob, 2018.06.27: "Abortion is not merely 'not evil,' it is a moral good--a scientifically sound medical procedure that has saved millions of lives and forwards the cause of human freedom by increasing individual autonomy."

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And Moviebob wants eugenics.

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Biden performs dementia in public.
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So? Moviebob performs a stupid every single time Bob posts something on Twitter.

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Moviebob's been at war with reality for seven years now.

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I presume G4 is a streaming channel?
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Not gonna lie: I wasn't all that excited about G4TV coming back in the first place. After seeing that G4TV had re-hired Adam Sessler (who has physically, mentally, and intellectually devolved into a Moviebob clone), my interest level fell well below zero.

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Some nutter blames Lauren Boebert for the death of her dog.
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What really happened: Apparently, Lauren Boebert shoots a dog that was attacking her goats. Obviously, Moviebob did not read anything beyond "Boebert shoots dog".

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Kanye West talks about the liberals attempt to sell groupthink to black voters: to have their agenda completely in line with the kikes and the chinks.
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Given that KiwiFarms was offline for several weeks, I would like to state a fact fro those who may be new:

Racist Moviebob is Racist (henceforth abbreviated RMIR).

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As I repeatedly said, Bobby is neither a thinker nor believer, but a follower. Here is a glimpse in the mind of a follower:
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This, Positron. This is why you win an Internet.

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GOP. Your only option out of this mess.
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The GOP is not "helping Russia kill people"; they are preventing Ukraine from killing people.

The GOP not wanting Ukrainians to kill (I presume innocent) people is why Moviebob, professional fuckwit and crybully, hates them.

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Whew.

And now. back to my regularly scheduled pissing and moaning.

 

[Koby_Fish]

More realistically, if someone claims to be the Prince of Nigeria and it later turns out he is a penniless bum with a shitload of debts, you should eat it up and stay with him.

More from EFAP's She-Woke switch-a-do drama.
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Don't do this Christian goon. Make your trolling attempt count.

These people keeps talking in cyphers yet howling in pain about mah transfobia.
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I hope EFAP/MauLer apologize for being racist to green people.

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(SJW Comic's convo with MauLer)

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More Wokal Distance drama. Suddenly some art is not political and can afford to stay innocent.
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"Grotesque political schtick", at least Wokal Distance didn't say he wants 63M people vanish.

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Bobbosis - a condition that renders someone "neurologically incapable of differentiating positive feelings from franchises"- has now become a pandemic.
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Terminal cases, thankfully still uncommon, confuses commercial products with religion.

Black Adam.
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Bobby makes another "what if..." metaphor for Black Adam. I can't parse it; I can't even tell if he likes it.
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Bobby is fuming at the RottenTomato score of Black Adam. Perhaps RottenTomato is real while everything else is fake.
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Bobby claims to own WB stocks.
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I don't know why he is sad about that G4 thing while cheers on what he considers the incipient demise of WB.

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Huh? Can anyone point out what is wrong with this photo and will I shit bricks when I know?
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Bobby can't fap to Little Mommy.
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Stanford invites some Very Bad People in a conference -- and, horrors of horrors, they keep the cockroaches out.
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Glenn Greenwald gets very angry at the mention of Peter Thiel.
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Greenwald names the big cockroaches: Taylor Lorenz and Brandy Zadrozny.
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Whoever said poor, working-class people aren't incapable of evil?

Tucker Carlson hates those hissing cockroaches too. To him Brandy Zadrozny is "the face of the fascist left".
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Anyone who unironically says "transgender children" is a pedophile. Prove me wrong.

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GOP. Your only option out of this mess.
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The GOP is not "helping Russia kill people"; they are preventing Ukraine from killing people.

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Bobby loves Star Trek shit and expect it to become real.
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I like this sequence, although the AI seems to think humans have 5 limbs. I don't know where does Bobby see "trans rights".

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The article is from The Guardian and the fish is The Rose-veiled Fairy Wrasse (Cirrhilabrus finifenmaa). I don't think 60-80m count as "deep".

Nymphomachy gets no "gender euphoria".
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Kanye West happened, women most affected.
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Good move ye! I presume there are at least 10,000 of those?

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i circled what could be seen as "MC Escher" shit in blue . Bob's smoth brain and lazy eye is playing tricks on him.

 

[Mola Ram]

I had a hard time just getting through the pitch. TL;DL, it's just redo the first movie, except with a parody of Vin Diesel from xXx. And Chris is constantly telling him how amazing it is.

It's the most predictable reboot shit imaginable: do a new movie in 2027 because the same amount of time between the original film and Austin's swinging 60s adventures has passed since the film was released. More interesting -- and, of course, predictable -- is that this is a rehash of a conversation Bob and the Chippa had while they were day-drinking.

These guys are just shanty Irish drunks with delusions of grandeur.

Bob's smoth brain and lazy eye is playing tricks on him.

I dunno. Bob might be the expert, given how non-Euclidean his own body is.

EDIT: Also, can I just point out how ridiculous it is to want a new Austin Powers movie when Myers will be in his mid-60s? No one wants to see that anymore than we want to see octogenarian Indiana Jones shuffling around and muttering incoherently to himself.

 

[Adamska]

Only speds who flap their arms when numbers go up would want a new Austin Powers movie this year. Especially since it'd get cancelled due to sexualizing women.

Brainless Bob once more proves he'd be cancelled if he was relevant. Also that his tastes are so stale he should eugenics himself by his own logic.

 

[Mola Ram]

Only speds who flap their arms when numbers go up would want a new Austin Powers movie this year. Especially since it'd get cancelled due to sexualizing women.

Brainless Bob once more proves he'd be cancelled if he was relevant. Also that his tastes are so stale he should eugenics himself by his own logic.

It's an idiotic idea to do this with Myers because he has visibly aged in the 20-odd years since the first movie came out. They'd have to use that uncanny valley de-aging CGI, and I doubt they could do anything to cover up how much his voice has likely changed (it's been a while since I heard Myers speak, but aging voices are a dead giveaway).

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob calling the Justice Society of America "The K-Mart Avengers" caused my head to turn into a pretzel. He's a poser who clings to Marvel Studios movies and all but that's one of the dumbest things I've read in a while. Imagine pretending to be part of any other interest and saying "[original work] is the dollar store version of [derivative work that's 9 degrees removed]"

 

[Adamska]

Justice Society is the original, which is only remotely matched by Marvel's previous publisher's take The Invaders. Such a fake comic book geek, only chasing the trend poorly because it was on da magic TV and owned by the Mouse who Brings the Future.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Justice Society is the original, which is only remotely matched by Marvel's previous publisher's take The Invaders. Such a fake comic book geek, only chasing the trend poorly because it was on da magic TV and owned by the Mouse who Brings the Future.

You're thinking of the All-Winners Squad which was made after WW2 as a JSA counterpart which didn't last long. Came out some time between the switch from Timely to Atlas but I always forget where the line was. Invaders was a 70s Roy Thomas creation to give Marvel something similar retroactively.

Easy mistake though. They don't really acknowledge the All-Winners anymore and they get grouped in with the Invaders if they do.

 

[Adamska]

You're thinking of the All-Winners Squad which was made after WW2 as a JSA counterpart which didn't last long. Came out some time between the switch from Timely to Atlas but I always forget where the line was. Invaders was a 70s Roy Thomas creation to give Marvel something similar retroactively.

Easy mistake though. They don't really acknowledge the All-Winners anymore and they get grouped in with the Invaders if they do.

You're spot on; I didn't know that their original name was that since I only ever knew of the Invaders run; I'm more familiar with the 50s horror and Silver/ Early Bronze Age stuff with Marvel. DC at least had the JSA and the Seven Soldiers of Victory; they're the ones who honestly invented big capeshit groups.

Brainless Bob is full of shit with his take. Hell, Avengers was a desperation attempt to bolster the poorer sellers in the comic line-ups, and even then they needed to revive Cap to help push it.

 

[RockVolnutt]

You're spot on; I didn't know that their original name was that since I only ever knew of the Invaders run; I'm more familiar with the 50s horror and Silver/ Early Bronze Age stuff with Marvel. DC at least had the JSA and the Seven Soldiers of Victory; they're the ones who honestly invented big capeshit groups.

Brainless Bob is full of shit with his take. Hell, Avengers was a desperation attempt to bolster the poorer sellers in the comic line-ups, and even then they needed to revive Cap to help push it.

More or less though there was flirting with the idea of bringing back Cap not long after Namor. It's why he had a fake out revival in the Human Torch solo stories in Strange Tales. Either way, the Avengers were created as filler since the high-ups wanted another big team after the Fantastic Four put them on the map and Lee & Kirby didn't have the X-Men prepared yet. The only way you'd not understand the Avengers were the bottom rung of Marvel's three big teams is if you were only exposed to 2000s event books or just the MCU. I think most casual fans or even people vaguely aware of them before the movies are aware of their big guns historically being Spider-Man (not a team obviously), X-Men, and Fantastic Four.

 

[make_it_so]

You're thinking of the All-Winners Squad which was made after WW2 as a JSA counterpart which didn't last long. Came out some time between the switch from Timely to Atlas but I always forget where the line was. Invaders was a 70s Roy Thomas creation to give Marvel something similar retroactively.

Easy mistake though. They don't really acknowledge the All-Winners anymore and they get grouped in with the Invaders if they do.

You're spot on; I didn't know that their original name was that since I only ever knew of the Invaders run; I'm more familiar with the 50s horror and Silver/ Early Bronze Age stuff with Marvel. DC at least had the JSA and the Seven Soldiers of Victory; they're the ones who honestly invented big capeshit groups.

Brainless Bob is full of shit with his take. Hell, Avengers was a desperation attempt to bolster the poorer sellers in the comic line-ups, and even then they needed to revive Cap to help push it.

One great thing about these threads is how so many Kiwis are much better and knowledgeable pop culture geeks than a man who's entire persona and supposed job is that he's a "geeky pop culture critic."

 

[A Very Big Fish]

More or less though there was flirting with the idea of bringing back Cap not long after Namor. It's why he had a fake out revival in the Human Torch solo stories in Strange Tales. Either way, the Avengers were created as filler since the high-ups wanted another big team after the Fantastic Four put them on the map and Lee & Kirby didn't have the X-Men prepared yet. The only way you'd not understand the Avengers were the bottom rung of Marvel's three big teams is if you were only exposed to 2000s event books or just the MCU. I think most casual fans or even people vaguely aware of them before the movies are aware of their big guns historically being Spider-Man (not a team obviously), X-Men, and Fantastic Four.

The Fantastic Four are fascinating, because they had such an impact on Marvel, arguably kicking off the shared universe and the original run being a major boon to the nascent Marvel. But its a comic that seems to be constantly neglected, getting some godawful writers (seriously the guy who wrote Squirrel girl is the current writer) and they haven't even had any great films.

I love them, the Lee, Byrne, and Hickman runs are superb, but instead of capitalizing on Marvel's First Family, so often they're just ignored or given to someone who thinks that Reed being a genius means he has to be written like the most autistic man to ever have graced this Earth.

The fact that Marvel hasn't been able to make compelling cinema with characters like the FF, Galactus, the Silver Surfer, and Victor Von Doom is almost impressive in its failure.

 

[Koby_Fish]

@Positron Bob would no doubt counter that by preventing Ukraine from killing people, that is de facto "helping Russia Kill People, FRIENDO!" because that's the reductive way in which Bob thinks.

As for the stupid fish, it is not uncommon for other species of fish to be gender-switching (such as clownfish), these are called "sequential hermaphrodites". The difference is, this is a natural process; this is not the fish being either gay or trooning out. The fish doesn't need a fake dick fashioned out of a grafted fin muscle. Hell, there are fish species that are full hermaphrodites. But, I'm sure we're all sofa king tired of the argument "If X happens in Nature, It's Natural for People!" anyway.

Figures that Chippa would let GeeksWithShields get the brunt of bullshit without a care in the world, cuz it ain't him they're going to be shitting on. ( )

@Ralph Barnhardt
Bob would probably reply that "THAT'S THE POINT, FRIENDO!" when taken to task over his CIA-funding comment and "who does <person bob's replying to> think FUNDS the CIA?" In other words, he'd likely confirm that he knows full well the CIA is funded by taxpayers, which includes Wealthy Private Citizens. But again, Bob misses the point here. There's a world of difference between something done by Wealthy Private Citizens acting on their own of their own accord, and something done by AN OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION, whose funding by "wealthy private individuals" (taxpayers) doesn't mean any taxpayer, wealthy or not, has any control over how that money is spent.

A few days ago a report came out that an ever increasing number of men under 30 have NEVER had sex. A troon has a big brain revelation about it while ignoring the underling problem. Troon gets push back from another troon. Bob swoops in for the kill because he sees push back troon as an easy target.

https://twitter.com/LtngBoltz/status/1582922473858662400

🏳️‍🌈boltz🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "@LilySimpson1312 this is why young men…

archived 20 Oct 2022 17:08:15 UTC

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1583142187361275909

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Here's the thing: Once your pr…

archived 20 Oct 2022 17:08:28 UTC

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Translation: Outside powers/forces have destroyed your ability to meet your basic needs so you turn to the only place that will at the very least pretend to hear you out? FUCK YOU AND DIE NAZI!

lol at failure to launch Bob automatically declaring someone worthless because they were pushed away from anything other than the left side of the political aisle.

Pushback troon does what they do and pushes back.
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Katie, I looked him up, is followed by Bob and has a patreon that I found funny.

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The other wild thing about this interaction is that one of the retweets is from Steve Shives, a name I haven't heard of and/or thought of in almost a decade.
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Pushback troon is getting shat on by many other social rejects, all of them doing a legally distinct and dumber version of what Bob said. It's pretty long and none of it looked like it was of any note. Bob, however, continues.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1583144607080071168

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Who said anything about "the l…

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I have no idea exactly what point Robert's trying to make because this what pushback troon's point has been since Bob blundered in.
The replies so far.
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Shout out to true and honest Bob Knob Slobber Mac for openly misgendering pushback troon. Fucking BASED!

Oh I know exactly the point Bob is making here. He's taken yet another opportunity to shit on people who become the Mayonnaiseghoulen Barrow Wight Trash due to various circumstances. Bob is so delusional, that he thinks people no matter what their hardships, should STAY STRONG AND VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO, to remain virtuous. Bob doesn't recognize any form of right wing that isn't Natzee. Also he seems to be denying that he's (on) The Left, even though in his mind there is ONLY "Right" and "Left", and anything Right Wing IS Natzee, no exceptions, while strangely there's some form of range that is Not Natzee past the left side of Center? Which is also crazy and hypocritical of Bob because Bob ALWAYS shits on Centrists. But then again this is Bob, whose political stance and religion is Bobism, which defies explanation except "woke".

But he's also the kind of stupid and insane that keeps voting for the same party over and over, and expecting different results. I'm not sure if he doesn't understand why people vote for the 'other' party (Politicians are like diapers; they should be changed often and for the same reasons, Bob), but he's trying to act like anyone frustrated by the status quo of the Democrat Party and wants to vote for change is also about to vote for gassing the darkies, speds, troons and bundles of sticks, in Minecraft of course. I wonder if Bob has ever proposed what to do when his precious D's get so corrupt that the only thing to do would be to vote them out?

I had a hard time just getting through the pitch. TL;DL, it's just redo the first movie, except with a parody of Vin Diesel from xXx. And Chris is constantly telling him how amazing it is.

Confirmed, both brothers drank bleach growing up.

and Mama chipman definitely drank a box or two of wine a week when pregnant with either of them. And that's to say nothing of Alcoholic Papa Chipman's own pickled sperm.

A Great White is also neither good or evil. It is an animal that is purely driven on instinct. To make a pop culture reference "It swims and eats and makes little baby sharks, that's all". It is incapable of things like vengeance

Bob fully understands greater concepts like good or evil. He is a man driven by petty outrage of perceived slights from people who have never met or know anything about him or can even affect his life in a demonstrable way. To make a popular culture reference "Beware of the Blob it creeps"

I have to LOL at Bob's declaration (earlier in thread) that "Evil isn't what the Bible-dummies told us it was". Like, who made The Lard of Lynn, the Kwisatz Tarderach, the arbiter of what is Good and what is Evil? That's some serious hubris there. Of course Bob doesn't properly recognize evil; he's actually given himself over to it.

WB @JayHarrison yeah I missed you and your commentary during the Troonocalypse. <3

Moviebob, saving lives, one abortion at a time. [/sarcasm]

This may be news to the Kwisatz Tarderach, but people are allowed to shoot animals that attack livestock. But then again, this is the smoothbrained crayon-eating blue curtain analyst that pitches an absolute fit whenever anyone poses with big game they just took down (bonus scorn points if they're obviously Republican), as if he was a member of fucking PeTA instead of a consoomer of mediocre, massacred discount Dave & Busters' tenderloin steak. HOLY SHIT BOB HOW DO YOU THINK ANIMALS TURN INTO TASTY STEAK? BY BEING KILLED, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING BELLEND. Doesn't matter if it's by a firearm or throat-slitting after captive bolt pistol stunning. Why is a wild animal special, Bob? Why can't it be turned into meat like a cow? No, of course, Bob thinks steak comes from the store! They sure don't come from farms run by MAGAnaiseghoulen!

 

[King Dead]

Bob calling the Justice Society of America "The K-Mart Avengers" caused my head to turn into a pretzel. He's a poser who clings to Marvel Studios movies and all but that's one of the dumbest things I've read in a while. Imagine pretending to be part of any other interest and saying "[original work] is the dollar store version of [derivative work that's 9 degrees removed]"

I think I've got enough of a handle on Bobese to understand the point he was trying to make, which fills me with existential dread that I'm slowly losing my mind, but I'll soldier on regardless.

Remember that despite constantly making references to comic books in his tweets, Bob isn't actually a comic book fan. He's a comic book movie fan (and even then, only really Marvel). To Bob, only movies matter in the grand scheme of things, as evidenced by his childhood belief that the Super Mario Bros. movie meant that Mario had "made it." His perspective is entirely based around the movies created about these characters, their source material be damned.

So it really doesn't matter to him that the JSA was around decades before the Avengers showed up, nor that it's the original superhero team. What matters is who got to film first. If I'm understanding his analogy correctly (and Lord help me if that's the case), he considers the Avengers the "name brand" supe team, the Justice League the "Walmart brand," and the JSA the "K-mart brand." Each of the teams that comes after the original is an increasingly inferior knock-off to Bob.

If I'm being charitable, I can almost see his point in that most people also don't read comic books, and because the MCU is such an all-consuming monstrosity, the Avengers might be the first superhero team they think of. But that ignores that the X-Men movies and cartoons and the Justice League cartoons existed long before, not to mention the Superfriends back in the 70s and 80s. Maybe it's different in that those had the teams already formed as opposed to the Avengers movie that built up from solo movies...but then why would the JSA be a "ripoff" in that case? And does the Avengers even count as a team when it seems like basically anybody who shows up is part of it? And where does the Suicide Squad fit into this increasingly tortured analogy? And why am I tasting metal?

I think it's best I stop here, because it's clear I'm putting way more thought into what Bob wrote than he did. All he ever does is come up with some dumb take based on whether he's supposed to like it or hate it, then wrap it up in so much purple prose and broken metaphors that any meaning it might have had is obfuscated entirely. This is not being an effective communicator, Bobbo.

(Also I intend on watching Black Adam at some point because DC's movies still hold my interest (if nothing else, they can be an entertaining trainwreck), so when I do, I'll report back with my opinions, and much clearer too.)

 

[Adamska]

Bob is still goddamn retarded with that mindset, because the Justice League beat them TWICE with live action movies. Here's the one with Adam West, and here's the Made For TV one a dog's age sooner. They beat the shit out of Marvel repeatedly in getting stuff out before they did: see Superman and Batman in general.

Marvel came closer and technically beat them in the cartoon show and movies, since they had Avengers plotlines get shoved in some of their crappier 60s cartoons, and they did barely beat DC with an animated Avengers film in 2006 vs. 2008 for the Justice League.

So no, he's just a crayon munching chicken eyed retard who invents excuses for why he shouldn't kill himself and why he isn't a sped who lives on Twitter.

 

[Foltest]

There was also an animated series based on JSA in the 90s and early 2000s.
It was praised for good storyline, good characters and art.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

I’ve learned more about Silver(?) Age comics in around half a page here than I ever have from the Robert. Love it.

Also:

This video was at nearly half a million views within 3 or 4 hours of going up. Get fucked Bob. You don’t matter and are terrible at the one thing you hang your hat on.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I think I've got enough of a handle on Bobese to understand the point he was trying to make, which fills me with existential dread that I'm slowly losing my mind, but I'll soldier on regardless.

Remember that despite constantly making references to comic books in his tweets, Bob isn't actually a comic book fan. He's a comic book movie fan (and even then, only really Marvel). To Bob, only movies matter in the grand scheme of things, as evidenced by his childhood belief that the Super Mario Bros. movie meant that Mario had "made it." His perspective is entirely based around the movies created about these characters, their source material be damned.

So it really doesn't matter to him that the JSA was around decades before the Avengers showed up, nor that it's the original superhero team. What matters is who got to film first. If I'm understanding his analogy correctly (and Lord help me if that's the case), he considers the Avengers the "name brand" supe team, the Justice League the "Walmart brand," and the JSA the "K-mart brand." Each of the teams that comes after the original is an increasingly inferior knock-off to Bob.

If I'm being charitable, I can almost see his point in that most people also don't read comic books, and because the MCU is such an all-consuming monstrosity, the Avengers might be the first superhero team they think of. But that ignores that the X-Men movies and cartoons and the Justice League cartoons existed long before, not to mention the Superfriends back in the 70s and 80s. Maybe it's different in that those had the teams already formed as opposed to the Avengers movie that built up from solo movies...but then why would the JSA be a "ripoff" in that case? And does the Avengers even count as a team when it seems like basically anybody who shows up is part of it? And where does the Suicide Squad fit into this increasingly tortured analogy? And why am I tasting metal?

I think it's best I stop here, because it's clear I'm putting way more thought into what Bob wrote than he did. All he ever does is come up with some dumb take based on whether he's supposed to like it or hate it, then wrap it up in so much purple prose and broken metaphors that any meaning it might have had is obfuscated entirely. This is not being an effective communicator, Bobbo.

(Also I intend on watching Black Adam at some point because DC's movies still hold my interest (if nothing else, they can be an entertaining trainwreck), so when I do, I'll report back with my opinions, and much clearer too.)

you are fortunate. I MUST have already completely lost my mind, as I find it too easy to translate/interpret the insane babblings of Blobbert the Stupid.

I’ve learned more about Silver(?) Age comics in around half a page here than I ever have from the Robert. Love it.

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This video was at nearly half a million views within 3 or 4 hours of going up. Get fucked Bob. You don’t matter and are terrible at the one thing you hang your hat on.

"But But Twatter and Internet and Youtube doesn't reals, guise! View counts don't matter, FRIENDO!" - A man who spends every waking moment possible tweeting into the void, despite Twitter doesn't reals.

If Twitter doesn't reals, Bob, WHY ARE YOU USING IT?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I’ve learned more about Silver(?) Age comics in around half a page here than I ever have from the Robert. Love it.

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This video was at nearly half a million views within 3 or 4 hours of going up. Get fucked Bob. You don’t matter and are terrible at the one thing you hang your hat on.

You know, it's such a mystery as to why Bob hates the Drinker.

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion. No wonder Bob is so easily drawn to it.

 

[Nod Flenders]

You know, it's such a mystery as to why Bob hates the Drinker.

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Jealousy is such an ugly emotion. No wonder Bob is so easily drawn to it.

It's no wonder why Bob's jealous of The Drinker. The Drinker is entertaining, something Bob will never be.