Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[ChampFantana]

It’s almost been an additional 1000 pages and Bob still has yet to have sex. You would think he would at least be able to bag a troon by now.

But nope, our boy is still a virgin.

The best part is, we're only a handful of years away from seeing if 50 year old virgins really DO get wizard powers.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2025.06.23-01] About that "fairly small amount of McD's"

Moviebob: "Things I didn't say."

Things Bob didn't say... despite the fact that Moviebob actually did say those things. There are countless examples of screenshots of Bob's statements complete with Bob's avatar right next to them.

[2025.06.23-03]

My equally dum response: "Europe. Ukraine. You suck, Bob."

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[2025.06.23-04]

Great news if true...

Which news? Trump's claims that the strike on Fordo damaged/destroyed that particular facility, or Cohen's claims that the Fordo facility is still standing unscathed?

but I suspect this is just [...] goading Trump.

Yep.

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[2025.06.23-05] Vance says Smart President Trump is going to permanently dismantle the nuclear program in Iran.

[pressing X in doubt]

Only the actions of stupid presidents are responsible for starting conflicts in Europe. See Ukraine in 2022 under Fuckwit in Chief Biden.

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[2025.06.23-08] Glenn Greenwald.

Greenwald ain't wrong, though.

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[2025.06.23-20]

If polled, I'd be one of those who'd've responded "no".

That said, never turst a poll's numbers. I've been of that stance since 2016.

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[2025.06.23-21]

What a stupid comparison on Bob's part.

Mr. Thinker...

™

...you know Trump wasn't the one who made that decision, don't you?

You think Moviebob would care enough do look into that?

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[2025.06.23-23]

Can I make a phone call from Planet Earth to whatever parallel universe that Bobby lives?

You can... but I expect the long-distance charges for that call will exceed Earth's total money supply.

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[2025.06.23-24] Bobby and his band of idiots are surprised that two gun owners, the staff of a church no less, neutralized a mass shooting. A&N

But doesn't Moviebob consider Believers™ like these two church members too stupid to own guns?

 

[Chad Holdenford]

The best part is, we're only a handful of years away from seeing if 50 year old virgins really DO get wizard powers.

Perish the thought of the porkfuck ever gaining a modicum of power. You know very well what he will use them for.

 

[Koby_Fish]

23Jun#01
About that "fairly small amount of McD's"

Bob is so fucking stupid, he can't even make a point about how fast food "isn't filling", because that's absolutely NOT the case. It's that FAT PEOPLE get hungry again too soon. He thinks that fat fast food is at fault due to something about its composition, when the reality is his own metabolism and disordered eating patterns are the actual cause of him being able to eat "a relatively SMALL amount of McDonald's for the average-sized person". Hormones such as ghrelin (which makes you feel hungry) and leptin (make you feel full) are in play and by the sounds of it Bob's levels of these particular hormones are probably way out of whack. It's possible that Bob is also a stress/comfort-eater.

So yeah, the people that were going "LOL ur fat" were ackshually correct.

What you have are already much better than what you deserve.

Bob wants better things without working for them.

Retard.

Low effort Bob joke is low effort.

It doesn't matter whether the American President is dumb or smart, because he isn't the one who calls the shots.

There were MULTIPLE dumb presidents who didn't carry through to get shit done properly when it comes to war, period. Nixon comes to mind. (Not for the middle east, but still).

23Jun#06

"War crimes"
They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

BTW I think I finally figured out why Bob keeps using the "royal We". In discourse, it's to create a "us vs them" whereupon the Properly Evolved includes Bob, and all the Properly Evolved agree with Bob, and everybody else are MAGA CHUD barrow wight trash. Bob's so accustomed to doing so, that it creeps into his everyday speech. Like 'WE' did something that was almost certainly ONLY Bob (or maybe Bob and his mother or Bob and Lesser Bro).

23Jun#18

I always understood dolls/playthings were not alive and was pretending all along, which is probably why this never happened to me. Maybe it's the autism? Pretending it's alive, and actually thinking it's alive, are two different things. Is it just me or is something really wrong with the kid that's being quoted? Also I'd love to know how old said daughter is. According to Amber Sparks' bio on her webpage, she's a raging feminist author whose hero is the late senator (((Paul Wellstone))) (D-Of Course) ( EW ).

Moviebob: "Things I didn't say."

Things Bob didn't say... despite the fact that Moviebob actually did say those things. There are countless examples of screenshots of Bob's statements complete with Bob's avatar right next to them.

Bob trying to gaslight the world is typical Bob. Or he is such a retard he doesn't even understand the things he says, and when they're thrown back at him, he doesn't understand it so he denies it.

 

[Dean Pentel]

The best part is, we're only a handful of years away from seeing if 50 year old virgins really DO get wizard powers.

Is this man really still a virgin?

 

[ChampFantana]

Is this man really still a virgin?

Yep, he sure is.

He's tried to imply that he's gotten some in the past, but nobody outside of his brainless sycophants on Blue Sky believes that stupid bullshit. (All of his anecdotes have that "My girlfriend lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her" feel to them.)

Everyone else knows he's lying and deep down, HE knows it too.

If you ever took a good look at any of his photos, you'd know precisely WHY he's gonna die without ever knowing the loving touch of a woman. (It's because he looks like a retarded kiddie fiddler with mange.)

CHRIS CHAN has more maidens than Bob ever will. I can think of few things funnier than that.

 

[Imposteroak]

23Jun#01
About that "fairly small amount of McD's"

I think we've met Elijah Nelson before back on the pre-Musk Twitter days.

Bob, you were being a fat fatty trying to fatsplain. Without even getting into the hilarity of someone who ate himself into chronic illness trying to explain nutrition, there is nothing in that picture that would suggest to anyone but a fat fuck that was anything less than a fuck ton of food.
As often as Bob ties himself in logical knots trying to explain why he is so misunderstood this is probably the worst hill for him to die on. Never mind "bad faith readings" I am struggling to think of how much good will it would require to look at that as anything other than a fat flub up.

 

[Positron]

24Jun#01



24Jun#02
Yankeedoodle boys are talking about what pretend illness they'd claim if they were drafted. Bobby reassures them -- since Bobby is a Thinker -- that drafts only ever happens in movies.

Isn't Born On The Fourth of July the film Jacklaovsky asks for?

24Jun#03
Surprising nobody, Bobby namesearches himself on Twitter.


24Jun#04
Don't listen to fans.


24Jun#05
South Park


24Jun#06
Jimmy Buffet

Why would Buffet and Bobby want to endanger children?

24Jun#07

Because you have none. All women "game journalists" are hired for their sluttiness.

24Jun#08
Another memento mori.

Another reminder that if Bobby cannot upload his conscious on an N64 cartridge, his life is forfeit.

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24Jun#09

24Jun#10

Then I presume Whorris appeals to high-intel Americans because she is a whore like them?

24Jun#11
By what is called the "reconciliation bill", Trump reportedly unleashes "an extinction event for higher education as we know it." Good if true. Archive.

I don't find American college grads especially educated; they just have more debts.

24Jun#12

We'll meet this nutter again.

24Jun#13


24Jun#14


24Jun#15
When MTG is the only person in congress who has a conscience and common sense, your country is in deep trouble. But then it is by design: the antichrist wants your politicians to be amoral dullards, starting by telling them, as children, how barbaric the holocaust was and thus you owe the jews everything.

It is easy to imagine AOC saying the exact same thing: will Bobby accuse AOC for being in bed with Iran?

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24Jun#16
Bobby has good memories of Texas; he's been to some great parties there.


24Jun#17
Oily Pajeet vs Cuomo


24Jun#18


24Jun#19
Tony Reed stans for oily pajeet.


24Jun#20
This nutter, who claims to be an "RogerEbert.com editor-at-large" and "New York Magazine writer", thinks J. K. Rowling wanted to troon out when she was young; that her supposed "transphobia" is nothing but "revenge".

Rowling did say somewhere that she had wished she were a boy, but that this was a passing phase.

24Jun#21
Musk


24Jun#22
Monroe County, Tennessee reportedly (article; archive doesn't work because of dumb overlay) takes down Calvin and Hobbes from school libraries.


24Jun#23

Evidently this Faine Greenwood is not one who pays the electric bills. If he does he'd notice how the bills shoots up with the air-con on, and come to the conclusion that air-con is an extreme energy waster and driver of climate change, BTW Zach Antolak ("Zinnia Jones") is a cow who simply refuses to live without air con, but he lives in Florida. What is Bobby's excuse?

 

[JayHarrison]

[2025.06.24-01]

Again, if this were F¨¨hrer Hillary or Bracak Obama (Moviebob: "Halloweod b eObama's name") ordering hese strikes in Iran, Bob would cheer for the U.S. to do to Tehran as what the aliens did to the White House in Independence Day.

[2025.06.24-02] Yankeedoodle boys are talking about what pretend illness they'd claim if they were drafted. Bobby reassures them -- since Bobby is a Thinker...

™

...-- that drafts only ever happens in movies.

The only way Moviebob could ever be enlisted in the USAF draft is as cannon fodder.

>> Misogynistbob has entered the chat.

[2025.06.24-15] When MTG is the only person in congress who has a conscience and common sense, your country is in deep trouble. But then it is by design: the antichrist wants your politicians to be amoral dullards, starting by telling them, as children, how barbaric the holocaust was and thus you owe the jews everything.

It is easy to imagine AOC saying the exact same thing: will Bobby accuse AOC for being in bed with Iran?

I doubt it. If AOC were in bed with Iran, Moviebob wouldn't care. Because that's the way Vote Blue No Matter Who cultists respond.

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[2025.06.24-08] Another memento mori.

Another reminder that if Bobby cannot upload his conscious on an N64 cartridge, his life is forfeit.

The data storage on N64 cartridges ranged from 32 to 512 megabits (4 to 64 megabytes). You could upload Moviebob's eternal consciousness onto a single 4MB cartridge and still have 3.999MB left over for more useful data.

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[2025.06.24-09]

Mankind must be freed from Leftism.

[2025.06.24-10]

Then I presume Whorris appeals to high-intel Americans because she is a whore like them?

I still stand by my statement that almost everyone who participated in these "no kings" protests supported Kween Kamala--and, if eligible to vote, cast their ballots for her--in 2024.

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[2025.06.24-16] Bobby has good memories of Texas; he's been to some great parties there.

But have any of these parties involved people suffering from head colds coughing on a sitting Texas governor during the COVID-19 furor? If not, I have serious doubts that Moviebob has ever enjoyed any time spent in Texas.

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[2025.06.24-22] Monroe County, Tennessee reportedly (article; archive doesn't work because of dumb overlay) takes down Calvin and Hobbes from school libraries.

Calvin: "Somehow, I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is hat none of it has tried to contact us."

There's likely a good explanation for that: These extraterrestreal entities must be aware that fuckwits like Moviebob, @bfquinn, and @brendelbored exist.

 

[Flexo]

Just found this video today.

Bob really does deserve Massachusetts.

 

[Mr Processor]

Perish the thought of the porkfuck ever gaining a modicum of power. You know very well what he will use them for.

Mysterious Man: "This box contains a button. If you push the button someone you don't know will die and..."
MovieBob has already started mashing the button furiously.
Mysterious Man: "... you didn't let me finish."

 

[The Nothingness]

Will Bob stand in solidarity and boycott McDonald's? *shakes Magic 8 Ball*

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

23Jun#01
About that "fairly small amount of McD's"

I think we've met Elijah Nelson before back on the pre-Musk Twitter days.

You wanna show the screenshot to explain what you meant, Bob? Or are you too afraid to actually use evidence that might make you look bad?

23Jun#02

What you have are already much better than what you deserve.

And what has he done to believe he deserves better things?

23Jun#03

Retard.

Reminds me of that one early 2010s boomer meme.

23Jun#09

Man of Steel came out in 2013, long before Trump threw his hat into the ring. What the hell is he going on about?

maybe his reviews could be him watching clips MST3K-style. That'd be a heck of a niche to corner

Like riffing video game clips?

23Jun#21

Mr. Thinker, you know Trump wasn't the one who made that decision, don't you?

Bob could stub his toe and blame it on Trump.

If it is AI, then Bob retweeting this is just him being a hypocritical piece of shit, as usual.

Or he's too stupid to tell it's AI.

It’s almost been an additional 1000 pages and Bob still has yet to have sex. You would think he would at least be able to bag a troon by now.

But nope, our boy is still a virgin.

Even Chris-Chan's gotten laid more than Bob has.

The best part is, we're only a handful of years away from seeing if 50 year old virgins really DO get wizard powers.

Perish the thought of the porkfuck ever gaining a modicum of power. You know very well what he will use them for.

Dear lord, imagine what would happen if he got superpowers. He'd demand tribute in the form of Mountain Dew and Nintendo eShop gift cards.

24Jun#02
Yankeedoodle boys are talking about what pretend illness they'd claim if they were drafted. Bobby reassures them -- since Bobby is a Thinker -- that drafts only ever happens in movies.

Isn't Born On The Fourth of July the film Jacklaovsky asks for?

The reason why a draft isn't likely is because there are more people in the military than there were in the 60s/70s. The last war with a draft was wildly unpopular because of how easy it was to get out of fighting in the war if you were rich, like Donald Trump and Muhammad Ali. Movies didn't influence history as much as you thought they did, Bob.

Mysterious Man: "This box contains a button. If you push the button someone you don't know will die and..."
MovieBob has already started mashing the button furiously.
Mysterious Man: "... you didn't let me finish."

 

[WelperHelper99]

Back after a hot minute, let's check up on Blob.

24Jun#02
Yankeedoodle boys are talking about what pretend illness they'd claim if they were drafted. Bobby reassures them -- since Bobby is a Thinker -- that drafts only ever happens in movies.

Isn't Born On The Fourth of July the film Jacklaovsky asks for?

Bob would be drafted as a meat shield.

Musk

I'm with Bob for once. Bullshit Musk doesn't have a computer. Bullshit.

24Jun#22
Monroe County, Tennessee reportedly (article; archive doesn't work because of dumb overlay) takes down Calvin and Hobbes from school libraries.

I don't actually get why they would remove Calvin and Hobbes, those comics are great.

 

[JayHarrison]

Just found this video today.

As I keep saying: If America's red regions and America's blue regions were to agree to embargo each other, there's no question in my mind that the red regions can pull through without the blue, and the blue regions are surely dead without anything from the red.

Bob really does deserve Massachusetts.

But does Massachusetts deserve Moviebob?

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Mysterious Man: "This box contains a button. If you push the button someone you don't know will die and..."
MovieBob has already started mashing the button furiously.
Mysterious Man: "... you didn't let me finish."

Given that there are roughly eight billion people here on Earth, the odds of Moviebob bumping off any "undesirables" through this method (approximately 200 million people, including Russian citizens, Polish citizens, and Trump voters) are about only about 2.5% per press.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

But does Massachusetts deserve Moviebob?

A thousand times yes.

 

[Flexo]

I don't actually get why they would remove Calvin and Hobbes, those comics are great.

I checked the article. Among all the hyperventilating is the only line you need:

The results of this overcompliance are alarming.

Aka white strike. Or puppy hostages.

Let me put it this way. Say I am running a pet store. And among all the animals I'm keeping, I'm also breeding some very venomous snakes. People don't like this (especially when some escape). So they make a law, which because of the way laws have to work, have to define "dangerous pets" to ban my snakes and make sure I don't try to skirt it by getting dangerous lizards next or something.

So then in anger, I start putting down ALL the animals in my store, even the puppies. And when people ask, "why are you killing puppies?" I reply "well the law is banning dangerous animals and dogs can be dangerous..."

Even though anybody with common sense would know the law is suppose to apply to my snakes, I'm going to blame it on all the puppies and kittens I'm killing now.

These states are trying to ban showing porn to children and the insane library association is playing this game of "oh well if we can't show naked bodies then we'll have to ban all this stuff too...."

As much as I used to love the library, I'm about ready to burn it all down. Them and universities need to go.

 

[Positron]

24Jun#24

I agree. Trump is projecting.

24Jun#25

Does Trump even know who is the boss at all? Who does he think he is, ordering the antichrist around?

24Jun#26
Still more on Cuomo vs Oily Jeet

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24Jun#27
Unannounced review of 28 Years Later. One would expect Bobby to review Elio before that.

You notice Bobby has stopped shilling for Nord VPN, or did it put his shilling later in his video.

24Jun#28

You'll have to wait for the next episode to see another slapfight with Maul Cop.

24Jun#29
D&D movie.


24Jun#30

 

[WelperHelper99]

I checked the article. Among all the hyperventilating is the only line you need:



Aka white strike. Or puppy hostages.

Let me put it this way. Say I am running a pet store. And among all the animals I'm keeping, I'm also breeding some very venomous snakes. People don't like this (especially when some escape). So they make a law, which because of the way laws have to work, have to define "dangerous pets" to ban my snakes and make sure I don't try to skirt it by getting dangerous lizards next or something.

So then in anger, I start putting down ALL the animals in my store, even the puppies. And when people ask, "why are you killing puppies?" I reply "well the law is banning dangerous animals and dogs can be dangerous..."

Even though anybody with common sense would know the law is suppose to apply to my snakes, I'm going to blame it on all the puppies and kittens I'm killing now.

These states are trying to ban showing porn to children and the insane library association is playing this game of "oh well if we can't show naked bodies then we'll have to ban all this stuff too...."

As much as I used to love the library, I'm about ready to burn it all down. Them and universities need to go.

Oh. So leftists. If I can't have it, no one can. What a load of shit. Sad. Pathetic!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

24Jun#26
Still more on Cuomo vs Oily Jeet

I want Mamdani to win. I want New York City driven into the ground. I want Democrats to get what they voted for, good and hard.

24Jun#25

Does Trump know who is the boss at all? Who does he think he is ordering the antichrist around?

Funny as Trump raving on Truth Social is, it's even funnier knowing that the ZOGtards are panicking. The "Zion Don" meme has fallen apart in real time. Funnier still: the antichrist seems to be listening (the lede is buried at the end).

24Jun#29
D&D movie.

The only thing of note in this word salad is Bob mentioning the Satanic Panic. He really does not like Christians.