Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mola Ram]

The only thing of note in this word salad is Bob mentioning the Satanic Panic. He really does not like Christians.

He gets a lot wrong -- the idea that people don't know what D&D is when you have entire plot elements of Stranger Things named after Demogorgon and Vecna is laughable -- but he gets the Satanic Panic spectacularly wrong by putting the Satanic Panic in the 1970s. That was purely an 80s thing; D&D was a truly niche hobby in the 1970s.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I checked the article. Among all the hyperventilating is the only line you need:



Aka white strike. Or puppy hostages.

Let me put it this way. Say I am running a pet store. And among all the animals I'm keeping, I'm also breeding some very venomous snakes. People don't like this (especially when some escape). So they make a law, which because of the way laws have to work, have to define "dangerous pets" to ban my snakes and make sure I don't try to skirt it by getting dangerous lizards next or something.

So then in anger, I start putting down ALL the animals in my store, even the puppies. And when people ask, "why are you killing puppies?" I reply "well the law is banning dangerous animals and dogs can be dangerous..."

Even though anybody with common sense would know the law is suppose to apply to my snakes, I'm going to blame it on all the puppies and kittens I'm killing now.

These states are trying to ban showing porn to children and the insane library association is playing this game of "oh well if we can't show naked bodies then we'll have to ban all this stuff too...."

As much as I used to love the library, I'm about ready to burn it all down. Them and universities need to go.

I was at a bookstore the other day, and saw a table proudly saying something like, 'Read banned books!' and I had read like half of them in school.

The whole banned book thing is retarded. No, elementary schoolers should not have access to Mein Kampf and 50 Shades of Grey, and every sane person knows this. Now, if someone were banning books from society, even adults, than I'll gladly start to care.

I own a book called the True Furqan, which is basically an Arabic speaking Christian's screed against Islam, and that could be confiscated or get me arrested in certain countries. That is something that is a problem with countries repressing information. In the US I can own basically any book and not have to worry about a thing. This is just slacktivists LARPing as freedom fighters.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2025.06.24-25]

Does Trump even know who is the boss at all?

I could easily have asked a similar question with different wording: "Does Biden even know who's running the country?"

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[2025.06.24-28]

You'll have to wait for the next episode to see another slapfight with Maul Cop.

If you want to know who Moviebob really is, just Google "Moviebob eugenics". Or "Moviebob IQ test voting". Or "Moviebob troglodytes". Or "Moviebob failry small meal". Or "Magneto was right".

 

[Flexo]

Oh. So leftists. If I can't have it, no one can. What a load of shit. Sad. Pathetic!

More like "if I can't have it, nobody will have anything."

Remember during Obama's term they shut down government, so they went and literally closed national parks even though that took more money and effort than just, not have folks come in.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Found a Bob in the wild:

https://www.instagram.com/p/DK0oN4PB1By/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

[TowinKarz]

Bob trying to gaslight the world is typical Bob. Or he is such a retard he doesn't even understand the things he says, and when they're thrown back at him, he doesn't understand it so he denies it.

He probably thinks that if you see him saying "A" but don't know he really means "B"? Is a consequence of you being stupid and lacking "media literacy", not that he's giving confusing contradictory statements, or just getting caught lying.

The only way Moviebob could ever be enlisted in the USAF draft is as cannon fodder.

He's not even good for that, I'd say his optimal Air Force use would be as wheel chocks for a C-130.

 

[Flexo]

He probably thinks that if you see him saying "A" but don't know he really means "B"? Is a consequence of you being stupid and lacking "media literacy", not that he's giving confusing contradictory statements, or just getting caught lying.

I know it's a joke on here but Bob really is a feeler, not a thinker. Whatever Bob feels at the moment is the truth.

Bob says X.
Someone points out X is bad or really dumb.
Bob then begins to explain that they misunderstood or he never really said X because Bob doesn't feel evil. He doesn't feel dumb. Therefore he must not have said X because it doesn't feel right to him.

Whatever protects his ego, whatever guards Bob's pride from ever taking a look at himself, that's always your answer. He even protects his ego from the accusation of over-inflation (fat pun intended) by pretending to be "aware" that he's an asshole. But he sees himself as one of those brilliant asshole like Dr. House. He's always right deep down, people just don't want to hear it. Anything to keep from having it sink in just how much of a dumb asshole he is.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Just found this video today.

Bob really does deserve Massachusetts.

this is the consequences of the Vote Blue No Matter Who philosophy. Without a serious opposition or any hope of the (D) BEING the opposition in the forseeable future, the (D) get high on their own supply and run amok because that's what leftists do. Also I would venture there's something in the water in Bawhstuhn which makes Bobby and all the others easily-programmable (D) sheep. Either that or there's still a preponderance of lead paint chips in the water supply. Especially since a lot of homes in Bawwwstuhn still have lead pipes. It's far too late to get Bobby boi or Mama Chipman to invest in a good Brita system I guess. The damage is already done there, not to mention the lowkey FAS.

You notice Bobby has stopped shilling for Nord VPN, or did it put his shilling later in his video.

I did not see any shilling in that video. Maybe Nord VPN got wise to Bob's bullshit. At any rate ha ha bob "28 Beers Later" end title card. Pffffft.

The only thing of note in this word salad is Bob mentioning the Satanic Panic. He really does not like Christians.

to be entirely fair, the dispen-sensationalist varieties of christian (such as Jack Chick et al) don't really understand most of what they're opposed to, and often either fuck up due to incompetence or deliberately smear a thing to make it appear worse than it is.

 

[Positron]

25Jun#01
Trump's F-word.

I hope what Bobby says comes true.

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25Jun#04a
The oily pajeet won. And it is a good news for transsexuals.


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25Jun#05

25Jun#06

Yes, the world hate Americans -- but no one hates Americans more than other Americans.

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25Jun#07
To see how Americans hate Americans, look no further than this: Bruce Springsteen: "There is no art in this White House; there is no literature, no poetry, no music. There are no pets in this White House, no loyal men's best friend... no kids' science fairs..."

At least there are no prostitutes in this White House, and Biden's German Shepherds are hardly "men's best friend": they should have been put to sleep long ago.

25Jun#08
The slapfight I promised you last time!


25Jun#09
No fucking idea. Bobby looks like JustinRPG

 

[JayHarrison]

[2025.06.25-01] Trump's F-word.

Imagine how Moviebob would've reacted had Obama (Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name") said the same thing under the same circumstances. Bob would be cheering even louder than seeing the Boston Red Sox win the World Series in 2004.

I hope what Bobby says comes true.

Wouldn't surprise me if Trump did slip up like that.

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[2025.06.25-04a] The oily pajeet won. And it is a good news for transsexuals.

News events that make Moviebob happy is a surefire sign something cataclysmicalyy bad is going to happen...

[2025.06.25-04d]

Personality pageant, huh? F that's the case, them the 2008 and 2012 presidential elections were won by a personality, not an actual platform.

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[2025.06.25-05]

If America were truly interested in personal freedom, it's citizens would be able to drive whatever they want, whenever they want, whenever they want without being regulated by asinine Climate Change™ policies that do more to harm the environment than they help it.

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[2025.06.25-07] [...]

At least there are no prostitutes in this White House...

And no skeevy old career politicians with brain damage who sniff children's hair in public.

...and Biden's German Shepherds are hardly "men's best friend": they should have been put to sleep long ago.

Oof. Good one.

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[2025.06.25-09] No fucking idea. [...]

Thanks for warning us, @sethxdecker.

 

[Mac Monster]

25Jun#08
The slapfight I promised you last time!

Bob got so assmad over this alog making fun of his idol that he immediately had to get the Bluesky jannies involved. He can't let anyone besmirch the good name of James "I like when little boys touch me in my silly place" Gunn. Every time Blob argues with this guy, it's like he's conversing with his slightly less retarded reflection who traded Marvel slop for Snyder.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

23Jun#01
About that "fairly small amount of McD's"

Do you know what its called when you eat a big amount of calorie-dense food and don't feel full?

An eating disorder.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Do you know what its called when you eat a big amount of calorie-dense food and don't feel full?

An eating disorder.

When talking about his new diet after he got diabetes, he admitted that he used to eat entire pans of frozen lasagna. As in, the types you get to serve at a party for multiple people. Earlier in a blog, or maybe his book, he decided to eat healthy by devouring an entire bag of carrots for dinner. He would show off his home-cooked meals and the plates would be filled with beans/fries/mash potato. And of course it's Bob, so he assumes his gluttony is typical for most people. Except it isn't, except for the likes of Boogie.

He probably cut his meals down to half a pan of lasagna and assumes that's a healthy amount to eat.

 

[TowinKarz]

At least there are no prostitutes in this White House, and Biden's German Shepherds are hardly "men's best friend": they should have been put to sleep long ago.

No bags of blow that they just can't figure out who brought in, either.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

No bags of blow that they just can't figure out who brought in, either.

I consider that to be a downgrade, really.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Do you know what its called when you eat a big amount of calorie-dense food and don't feel full?

An eating disorder.

Ahkshewally, fast food is high in calories and low in fiber, which tricks your brain into thinking you're not full (sauce 1, sauce 2). Calorie-wise, a small amount of junk food is equal to a massive amount of healthy, normal food; the junk food, however, suppresses your brain's sense of satiety- that is, you think you're still hungry after inhaling twice the recommended calories for a grown person. Furthermore, processed foods of the sort Bob eats have addictive chemicals added to them (sauce 1, sauce 2) to addict customers for the purpose of encouraging repeat purchases.

In short, Robert is retarded, unhealthy, and probably addicted to his slop.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Ahkshewally, fast food is high in calories and low in fiber, which tricks your brain into thinking you're not full (sauce 1, sauce 2). Calorie-wise, a small amount of junk food is equal to a massive amount of healthy, normal food; the junk food, however, suppresses your brain's sense of satiety- that is, you think you're still hungry after inhaling twice the recommended calories for a grown person. Furthermore, processed foods of the sort Bob eats have addictive chemicals added to them (sauce 1, sauce 2) to addict customers for the purpose of encouraging repeat purchases.

In short, Robert is retarded, unhealthy, and probably addicted to his slop.

It reminds me of those old infographics about how a small amount of oil has the same caloric count as a massive pile of lettuce and vegetables, so you get the same calorie count but none of the nutrients and your stomach is mostly empty so you're obviously not going to feel full. Fiber intake is also important for regular and healthy poops.

If you have to wipe a lot after pooping, you need to eat more fiber.

 

[TowinKarz]

It reminds me of those old infographics about how a small amount of oil has the same caloric count as a massive pile of lettuce and vegetables, so you get the same calorie count but none of the nutrients and your stomach is mostly empty so you're obviously not going to feel full. Fiber intake is also important for regular and healthy poops.

If you have to wipe a lot after pooping, you need to eat more fiber.

This, incidentally, is the first and foremost reason why the old sci-fi trope of our food coming in easy to swallow pills someday? (That Bobby probably still is waiting for) Was never going to work.

You can get all the daily nutrients in a pill or two, but, you can't get the nessecary mass to make your stomach send the "full" signal. Everyone would walk around feeling hungry anyway. And speaking of mass? Conservation of matter is still in effect. Eating just the nutrients leaves out the fact you have to ingest mass to replace that which you are losing as everything from sweat to urine to toenail clippings, and it must also be calorie-dense enough that it can give up some of that mass to make the energy to process it on top. All of that can't be compressed into a tiny little pill.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

This, incidentally, is the first and foremost reason why the old sci-fi trope of our food coming in easy to swallow pills someday? (That Bobby probably still is waiting for) Was never going to work.

You can get all the daily nutrients in a pill or two, but, you can't get the nessecary mass to make your stomach send the "full" signal. Everyone would walk around feeling hungry anyway. And speaking of mass? Conservation of matter is still in effect. Eating just the nutrients leaves out the fact you have to ingest mass to replace that which you are losing as everything from sweat to urine to toenail clippings, and that can't be compressed into a tiny little pill.

That's on top of the fact that some things are okay or best taken through bioavailable forms. Ie,iron from meat is better than iron from leafy greens which is better than iron from a pill. Some things have to be absorbed from something real and not a pill.

 

[Flexo]

This, incidentally, is the first and foremost reason why the old sci-fi trope of our food coming in easy to swallow pills someday? (That Bobby probably still is waiting for) Was never going to work.

You can get all the daily nutrients in a pill or two, but, you can't get the nessecary mass to make your stomach send the "full" signal. Everyone would walk around feeling hungry anyway. And speaking of mass? Conservation of matter is still in effect. Eating just the nutrients leaves out the fact you have to ingest mass to replace that which you are losing as everything from sweat to urine to toenail clippings, and that can't be compressed into a tiny little pill.

As Mike Nelson tried to warn us.