Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Godzilla@1989]

I just saw James Gunn Superman yesterday. Was it a masterpiece like Bob projects? Absolutely not. I wanted to like the film and gave it a chance. But it’s so scatter brained in terms of pacing and tone. When it focuses on Superman himself and his conflicts, it’s where the movie it’s at it best.

Say what you will about Man of Steel, but at least it was committed to focus on its own version of Superman. I just wish Gunn would commit to focus on Superman more with a coherent and consisted tone.

 

[Mola Ram]

I just saw James Gunn Superman yesterday. Was it a masterpiece like Bob projects? Absolutely not. I wanted to like the film and gave it a chance. But it’s so scatter brained in terms of pacing and tone. When it focuses on Superman himself and his conflicts, it’s where the movie it’s at it best.

Say what you will about Man of Steel, but at least it was committed to focus on its own version of Superman. I just wish Gunn would commit to focus on Superman more with a coherent and consisted tone.

I thought it was a frenetic mess with a few nice touches here and there. The gal playing Lois Lane gave such a good performance that I was halfway through the movie before I realized I didn't like her because the script gives her no personality whatsoever. The Justice "Gang" was pretty fun (until Hawkgirl committed a war crime for the sake of larfs); it struck me that this was the movie Gunn should have been directing instead of Supes. Nicholas Hoult is a phenomenal actor but I thought Luthor was atrocious, reduced for most of the movie to stomping around what looks like a hi tech call center and barking orders at weirdly loyal interns. Superman himself is pretty good, but is constantly getting the shit beaten out of him, often in ways that contradict the power level he demonstrates in the same movie.

It wasn't as bad as, say, Quatumania, but there's a whole lot to dislike about it and it's got both plot holes and weird story choices galore.

I think it's very telling that the people I know who like it the best are all kids. Bob's rarefied tastes raise their head again.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I thought it was a frenetic mess with a few nice touches here and there. The gal playing Lois Lane gave such a good performance that I was halfway through the movie before I realized I didn't like her because the script gives her no personality whatsoever. The Justice "Gang" was pretty fun (until Hawkgirl committed a war crime for sake of larfs); it struck me that this was the movie Gunn should have been directing instead of Supes. Nicholas Hoult is a phenomenal actor but I thought Luthor was atrocious, reduced for most of the movie to stomping around what looks like a hi tech call center and barking orders at weirdly loyal interns. Superman himself is pretty good, but is constantly getting the shit beaten out of him, often in ways that contradict the power level he demonstrates in the same movie.

It wasn't as bad as, say, Quatumania, but there's a whole lot to dislike about it and it's got both plot holes and weird story choices galore.

I think it's very telling that the people I know who like it the best are all kids. Bob's rarefied tastes raise their head again.

Hoult tried. He really did. That Luthor was awful. I can see why Bob liked that Luthor so much.

The guy who played Superman did all he could, it’s the script that’s the problem. It’s how feel about Andrew Garfield in the Amazing Spider Man movies.

Also, Bob’s an idiot if he thinks this film is high class filmmaking. The cinematography has this strange instagram filter that clashed with the incoherent tone.

 

[Mola Ram]

Hoult tried. He really did. That Luthor was awful. I can see why Bob liked that Luthor so much.

The worst thing I can say about Hoult's performance is that it's entirely one note: threat/scream/snark, threat/scream/snark. The best part of a villain like Luthor is his wit and his charm, neither of which we saw on display anywhere in this film. I've seen Hoult in enough movies to know he can do better; this is clearly the performance Gunn wanted. I don't think he's a hate sink the way Bob does (that was pretty obvious projection), but it severely undercuts the notion that this guy would have such loyal servants, up to and including a woman who laments having sacrificed her humanity for him ... not that we see any evidence of that beyond her saying it, another sterling example of a lousy script.

 

[Positron]

13Jul#01
Epstein Files.


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13Jul#04

It must be sad to be a woman who constantly fantasizes being raped by Trump but could not get him to go near her. As AOC and Deven Green show, such pent-up erotic yearnings can drive a woman mad.

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13Jul#06
Indeed, even Trump supporters -- John Q Dumbasses and Karen Wineboxes -- are displeased by the results of the Epstein investigation

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13Jul#10
FBI shit


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13Jul#12

Why is Bobby so racist?

13Jul#13
Newsom kink-shames Stephen Miller

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13Jul#14

No lies detected, except Bibi Yahoo wants wars simply because jews are evil.

13Jul#15
The global pedophile network is all in your imagination.


13Jul#16
Meanwhile Will Stancil is still being raped by Grok.

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13Jul#18
More Gunnman, of course.


13Jul#19

You can't grieve what never existed. These people take their escapism too seriously.

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13Jul#21
People allegedly agree that Gunnman is at once very political and not at all political. The curtain is simultaneously blue and non-blue.


13Jul#22
Maul Cop is being a spaz again and disrupted a Bible study group in progress.


13Jul#23
Gunnman esoterica.


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13Jul#26
Pedo Pascal vehicle.


13Jul#27

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13Jul#28a
"These women".


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13Jul#28c
Bobby yammers on re: Film Press's thirst for schadenfreude, but turns his attention to capeshit.


13Jul#29

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I just saw James Gunn Superman yesterday. Was it a masterpiece like Bob projects? Absolutely not. I wanted to like the film and gave it a chance. But it’s so scatter brained in terms of pacing and tone. When it focuses on Superman himself and his conflicts, it’s where the movie it’s at it best.

Say what you will about Man of Steel, but at least it was committed to focus on its own version of Superman. I just wish Gunn would commit to focus on Superman more with a coherent and consisted tone.

There's some odd shit in this movie. Like how when Luthor shoots Superman's friend in the head, and it's not Superman that has the breakdown about it, but the fucking Metamorpho guy, who was in one scene before that,

 

[The Fatriarchy]

13Jul#07

Everything is a concentration camp.

Edit: What's actually wrong about concentration camps, anyway? The ones Hitler was using aren't the only kind. What the people in those camps went to afterwards are not the only destination. Also, there are criminals in these ones. Actual criminals.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

There's some odd shit in this movie. Like how when Luthor shoots Superman's friend in the head, and it's not Superman that has the breakdown about it, but the fucking Metamorpho guy, who was in one scene before that,

It’s like Gunn had written too many drafts and just crammed them into one script.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What's actually wrong about concentration camps, anyway?

It's supposed to evoke a unique kind of evil- the evil of enforced separation to the benefit of America. It's why they howl when Whites move away from blacks. It's why they insist on importing rapist cannibals from Haiti. "How dare America not want to take these people in?" they think to themselves, studiously ignoring the many good reasons why.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's supposed to evoke a unique kind of evil- the evil of enforced separation to the benefit of America. It's why they howl when Whites move away from blacks. It's why they insist on importing rapist cannibals from Haiti. "How dare America not want to take these people in?" they think to themselves, studiously ignoring the many good reasons why.

People don't want to deal with the dregs of humanity. Plus, I've never seen a concentration camp that was built like a good hotel and not an absolute hellscape.

 

[Positron]

For those who watched Gunnman:

• What is the deal about "kindness" that Bobby's retwats keep talking about?
• Did Luthor really kick the dog?
• How is the boobage?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

For those who watched Gunnman:

• What is the deal about "kindness" that Bobby's retwats keep talking about?
• Did Luthor really kick the dog?
• How is the boobage?

1. It was a quote from Superman when Lois were talking about punk rock bands and Superman said "Being kind is the new punk rock"
2. I think so, but the dog threw him around at the end of the movie.
3. Ok, I kind of liked Eve Teschmacher. Then again, I kind of have a thing for high maintenance and obsessive women

Spoiler: Boobage

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

Just want to circle back real quick to this one our plan @Positron posted:

Here's the thing retard: Being "political" also mean you need to engage with the intricacies of an issue, your pea brain might go "good things are good, and bad things are bad, and the good things are the things I believe, it is is just that simple ", but the rest of us won't eat this bullshit.

If you want to use Superman story for a Israel/Palestine analogue, then just imagine people asking the big blue: "hey Superman, which one do you support: the heavily militarized nation with the back up from foreigner powers that expands their territory throught force, or the small nation ruled by an extremist party that shut down any elections, makes uses of it's civilian popullation as human shields and engages in terrorism against innocents to keep their power?".

Well, which one is it Superman?

Of course it is DUMB to ask this from a CARTOON CHARACTER. yes, you can do the simplistic moral lessons for Superman, "drugs are bad mmmkay", and stuff like that, but anything that might require a bit more reasoning, then don't use characters in stupid costumes to serve as your mouth pieces.

Yes I know retards like Robert will just go "bothsidesism huh? ", as every teminal retard has their ready to go counter for every piece of the dialogue tree that is social media politics clusterfuck, but it doesn't make it any less stupid this fucking argumentation that we need to take Superman as a poltical statement on imigration because he was a baby that came from outter space.

By all means Robert, go right ahead and keep on living this "the right thing is right because I think it is right, and who doesn't agree with me is stupid", seems like it worked wonders for you image, just ask you pal Will Stancil how it worked out for him, but if you do so, just don't fucking whine when even poeople on blue sky are dunking on you for acting like an imbecile with you capeshit hot takes.

"But that my jahhhb!!", yeah? going by the amount of times you whine about money, I would say it's a pretty shit job, or Robert is just shit, dunno.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

yeah im sure people love "immigrantion" whatever the fuck that is

 

[ChampFantana]

yeah im sure people love "immigrantion" whatever the fuck that is

I love how his audience of stupid, butt-licking sycophants look up to him as some kind of "Intellectual", yet he can't even spell simple words because he's a retard.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Of course it is DUMB to ask this from a CARTOON CHARACTER. yes, you can do the simplistic moral lessons for Superman, "drugs are bad mmmkay", and stuff like that, but anything that might require a bit more reasoning, then don't use characters in stupid costumes to serve as your mouth pieces.

Yes I know retards like Robert will just go "bothsidesism huh? ", as every teminal retard has their ready to go counter for every piece of the dialogue tree that is social media politics clusterfuck, but it doesn't make it any less stupid this fucking argumentation that we need to take Superman as a poltical statement on imigration because he was a baby that came from outter space.

Speaking of asking cartoon characters about stupid political shit.

 

[Flexo]

Let Lex Luthor be Lex Luthor. You don't NEED him to be, or be a stand-in for, Elon.

Already been seeing some of this.

I'm tempted to start replying that I see Lex Luthor as a stand in for George Soros or Claus Schwab.

"You will eat the bugs and live in the pod, Superman!"

I know Robert projects like a motherfucker, but this is mental.

Saw the film Friday. Who want me to spergout?

I mean, I believe Robert believes that the new Superman movie s all about his social media polidicks being validaded, this is only thing Robert trully enjoys, some Schadenfreude over his twitter "enemies" being owned. So we all know Robert here can do Cartman-esque mental gynastics to see and believe in whatever he wants.

What's funny is in the movie, everyone turns against Superman because of news posted to social media out of context.

Which means if we go by Bobby levels of interpretations... Superman would be Trump.

 

[Mola Ram]

Saw the film Friday. Who want me to spergout?

Please, sperg away, I'd like to compare notes.

What's funny is in the movie, everyone turns against Superman because of news posted to social media out of context.

Did they? Or was it just the tweeting monkey farm? (How racist of Gunn, to equate Asian slaves with monkeys.) It seemed to me the movie wanted to have it both ways.

 

[Flexo]

Please, sperg away, I'd like to compare notes.

Ok, as a big Superman fan, this was my favorite depiction of Luthor since Michael Rosenbaum in Smallville. It's at least serviceable storywise, though there are some missteps in execution. I liked the dog but was starting to find him overplayed. I was fine with him helping out in the Bizzaro fight, didn't like him undercutting the climax and attacking Lex. Plus a super powered dog that doesn't listen or has boundary issues means it's just a matter of time before it body checks a child and splatters them like A-train did to Heuy's girlfriend.

Never thought I'd see Metamorpho on screen. Nice to see.

Reading Lex as Elon is just projecting on the part of people desperate to do so. There's nothing marking Lex as Elon other than some factors that would make Lex equivalent to every other rich guy. Like I said, if anything you could claim he's Claus Schawb more because he's rich AND bald like Lex.

I've got to go power down for the night. Will probably return for more sperging later.

Did they? Or was it just the tweeting monkey farm? (How racist of Gunn, to equate Asian slaves with monkeys.) It seemed to me the movie wanted to have it both ways.

They did. After the broadcast around the world is when Superman starts walking away and you see people there, in person shouting angrily at him and one guy even throws something at him. (didn't seem like a good idea...)

I found it a bit too quick for the public to react that way or for it to be that universal but we do see humans react in person. Heck if they didn't believe it, Green Lantern wouldn't have blockaded the building Supes was taking a time out in.

 

[Mola Ram]

as a big Superman fan, this was my favorite depiction of Luthor since Michael Rosenbaum in Smallville.

I thought Luthor was a disaster, but I seem to be in the minority on that. I thought he had no nuance, nothing particularly interesting about his character, and his ability to build pocket universes was some of the worst handwavium in a movie that used it copiously ("his parents' message was definitely real!" was somehow an even more egregious example).

I was fine with him helping out in the Bizzaro fight, didn't like him undercutting the climax and attacking Lex.

Krypto's role in the final Lex fight was the worst sort of Marvel bathos. The people I saw it with (who liked it a lot better than I did) even said it felt like a ripoff of the signature Hulk/Loki scene.

They did. After the broadcast around the world is when Superman starts walking away and you see people there, in person shouting angrily at him and one guy even throws something at him.

My question was somewhat tongue in cheek. Yes, we see people turn on him, but we also see the revelation that all the online hatred was driven by the monkey farm. But some people clearly had genuine reactions to the news. I suspect a lot of this story element was cut. Getting bogged down in the intricacies of an internet cancellation has got to be a surefire way to turn your fun superhero movie into dull dogshit.

Speaking of much too fast reactions, I thought the whole Daily Planet story exposing Luthor's Boravian machinations was absolutely ridiculous. First of all, the world's reaction was even more rapid and on-the-nose than the "Superman is ackchually a Viltrumite" message. Second of all, this happened just as Metropolis was sliced in half by a runaway stream of antimatter. Nobody is going to care about what Luthor was up to in some third world shithole when both of those stories drop simultaneously.

Frankly, between the monkey farm and the rectitude of the Daily Planet's reporting, I thought there was a thread of "Trust traditional media, not this nasty online stuff!" that, considering it was being pushed by a guy who's got a whole lot of questionable stuff online, was about as subtle as a brick to the nuts.