Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

I've given the matter a bit of thought, and I've come up with the perfect name for what ails the Kwisatz Tarderach. The term is Untouched Wee-wee Syndrome or UWS for short. Nobody that's ever gotten laid has any reason to be such a stupid, hateful asshole as Lardo Retardo goes out of his way to be.

He's not the only one suffering from UWS either. Many of his retard sycophants are afflicted by the same syndrome. Nymphomachy for sure is one of them, and I suspect that Arkle and MOS8502 are as well.
 
I honestly can’t wait to have Elon Musk charge this retarded fat fuck per month for his blue verification symbol, lol
He's 100% going to go on some pseudy rant about not paying for it and add a checkmark emoji to his display name lmao.
That's a whole case of beer he could otherwise be enjoying per month.
 
So how did Bob take James Gunn being the co-CEO of DC movies?
So far he is conflicted: of course he cheers on Gunn, yet he doesn't forget that WB is supposed to be a lost cause. So Bobby chooses to dunk on people who don't (or pretend not to) take the news well.

To my knowledge most seem alright with Gunn, and are just happy that Cavill is back as Superman.
He is categorically NOT happy with Cavill.

MCU Blackwashes another Marvel character.
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Bobby and co. insist that neither Disney nor Amazon would bribe critics or buy fans.
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David DePape
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DePape is all things to all people.
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This is not what Lake said in the video. She said that if our politicians have protection, then the most important people in our lives -- our children -- should have protection as well. Also "wight" as a homophone of "white" is not original; even the spastic spook Kyle Brooks knows it.

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At long last another sacred cows of Triple-Bracket Liberalism -- Affirmative action -- is under legal challenge. Here's some nigger's googleshng about it. Bobby replies to what caught his eyes: Mommy Fauxcahontas being insulted.
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Not wanting to waste money on parasites makes you "immoral".
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Covid might have stolen Bobby's Halloweens and Christmases, but don't blame it for taking away yer jerbs!
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As a Christian I say we should forgive but NOT forget. Archive of The Atlantic article.
Cyborcat is obviously one of those.


Twitter's Blue Tick Toll.
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What seems to be the problem? If I were Musk I'd have started charging for the display of Ukraine flag and any LGBT flags.

Peter Coffin is on board.
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Arkle defends trans youth.
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I think we've set a new record for longest single page on the farms. There was no way in hell I was going to be able to go through this much concentrated Bob retardation, so I just skimmed a bit. One thing did catch my eye, though:
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I don't see Bobby's point. How does it matter where the cancer is located?
The video from the original tweet was actually two pranksters pretending to be laid-off Twitter employees and fooling the media into interviewing them. Highlights include one of them referring to himself as "Rahul Ligma," referencing Britney Spears's legal issues, and leaving to discuss things with his "husband and wife." Here's a video:
Gotta love a good old fashioned media troll. We just don't get enough of those these days.

At any rate, Bobby doesn't seem to have cottoned onto the joke, because anything that fits his narrative of how Elon's gonna ruin Twitter forever is not to be questioned. Enjoy forking over twenty bucks every month to keep your precious blue check, fatass.
 
I don't understand how people can get so bent about Twitter. But then again, Bob posts something like 70 tweets a day, which means he could beat out my entire lifetime of posts on this site in less than a month, though to be fair, Twitter doesn't have to deal with faggots and troons taking them down every other week or so. Maybe its just me but Social Media is not that fun, and Elon owning it is only interesting in so far as he's making all these retards screech.

Also, if Social Bearing is correct, Bob has a total of 291k tweets, and they've been favorited 73k times. Even Bob's fans can't keep pace with his Twitter vomit.
 
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For any future readers who are not aware, Keffals, power word Luke Roberts, started a brigade to go after cloudflare because they provided DDOS protection for the Farms. All of them had this same line that cloudflare was protecting terrorists, because us pointing at fuckups who either cut off their dicks or scream forever and impotently on twitter is somehow terrorism and they completely ignored actual ISIS recruiting websites, and they would never do business with them ever again. Well, even before Cloudflare yeeted us, Keffals set up his own personal website that was, shocking truth, protected by cloudflare. This makes this tweet extra funny to me. I'll see if there's anything of note to him. He might be another boring NPC or he might turn out to be an actual tranny rapist like Bimbo Politics did.
"Stochastic terrorism" means "telling truths that anger people and incite violence." Whenever someone calls us "Stochastic terrorists," they're saying "people will literally kill me if you keep telling the truth about me."

Then maybe they shouldn't groom children.

I don't understand how people can get so bent about Twitter. But then again, Bob posts something like 70 tweets a day, which means he could beat out my entire lifetime of posts on this site in less than a month, though to be fair, Twitter doesn't have to deal with faggots and troons taking them down every other week or so. Maybe its just me but Social Media is not that fun, and Elon owning it is only interesting in so far as he's making all these retards screech.

Also, if Social Bearing is correct, Bob has a total of 291k tweets, and they've been favorited 73k times. Even Bob's fans can't keep pace with his Twitter vomit.
According to SocialBlade, Robert:
  • Has tweeted over 2,300 times in the last 30 days (~76 tweets a day, or about 3 an hour, on the hour.)
  • Has been on since March 11, 2011, or 4253 days. In that time, he's made 291,082 tweets, ~68 tweets a day.
  • Is projected to break the 300,000th mark by April of next year.
It's safe to say he's addicted.

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I don't understand how people can get so bent about Twitter. But then again, Bob posts something like 70 tweets a day, which means he could beat out my entire lifetime of posts on this site in less than a month, though to be fair, Twitter doesn't have to deal with faggots and troons taking them down every other week or so. Maybe its just me but Social Media is not that fun, and Elon owning it is only interesting in so far as he's making all these retards screech.

Also, if Social Bearing is correct, Bob has a total of 291k tweets, and they've been favorited 73k times. Even Bob's fans can't keep pace with his Twitter vomit.
Because they literally have no life outside the internet and had dedicated their entire being to the culture war.
There's also the fact that they fancy themselves people who cant be wrong and those who oppose them must be bad people by default.
The end result is a person who will fight for the rest of their life and will know no mental peace.
It's very much like Chinese Mianzi idea where losing face just once is somehow a justification to be dismissed for the rest of your life.
Sounds crazy? That's because it is. That's why you practice healthy disconnect from your ideas and discuss them online anonymously.
 
Wait, has marvel gotten so low where they're busting out fucking WONDER MAN a character that sounds fake no matter how much money or who you cast in it? This is a new depth for Bob's retardation, not even seeming to notice that Wonder Man is the dumbest shit possible
 
I don't understand how people can get so bent about Twitter. But then again, Bob posts something like 70 tweets a day, which means he could beat out my entire lifetime of posts on this site in less than a month, though to be fair, Twitter doesn't have to deal with faggots and troons taking them down every other week or so. Maybe its just me but Social Media is not that fun, and Elon owning it is only interesting in so far as he's making all these retards screech.

Also, if Social Bearing is correct, Bob has a total of 291k tweets, and they've been favorited 73k times. Even Bob's fans can't keep pace with his Twitter vomit.
You're not the only one, I have never been able to do social media at all. The only one I tried was Twitter because I figured I could just do some shitposts and call it a day, but I lost interest after a couple months. I guess I did Snapchat for a little while because a couple of my friends were doing it and had me download it too just to shitpost at each other, but once again, I got bored and quit.

I don't think it's due to a short attention span; Lord knows that if that were the case, social media in general would be self-defeating. I just find it so...empty, so unfulfilling, so lonesome. You're screaming into a void and maybe occasionally someone will notice and reply, but otherwise it's just you in a sea of millions. You can't have a meaningful conversation because you're restricted in what you can say in one way or another, whether it's through technical limits like Twitter's 280 characters or through heavy-handed moderation. And much of it isn't even designed for communication; look at how hard it is to have even a one-on-one dialogue on Twitter, and how it's borderline impossible when you have three or more people talking. They're nothing but self-promotion vehicles designed to sell you ads.

It's why the farms are special to me. I grew up in forum culture, and there's something about it that social media just can't replicate. You can post what you want, as much (or as little) as you want, and actually converse with people. You can speak your mind thanks to pseudonymity, and if you say something stupid, you'll get called out but you won't get dogpiled by a bunch of random strangers. You can make friends and get to know people, you can laugh at in-jokes, and you can be part of a community. It's a reminder of what the internet used to be, and it saddens me that this website truly is one-of-a-kind.

Bob is a mindless fool that desperately tries to claim that Twitter isn't important to him when it's clearly the only thing he has going for him. He's the exact sort of person that would get addicted to social media because he simply has nothing else to validate his existence. He's in his forties, he's a fat diabetic alcoholic, he has no career prospects, he has no romantic engagements. His YouTube channel is dying, and he exists solely through the benevolence of others. All he really has to his name is loads of free time and very strong opinions that he thinks people need to know about. Thus, nearly 300k tweets in about a decade.

Finally, a bit of trivia with some guesstimates: It's hard to say how many of Bob's tweets are from before and after the change in character limit from 140 to 280 characters, but I'll split the difference and say half each. Not every tweet is going to use all allotted characters, but many will, so again I'll split the difference and say that he averages half the limit. Assuming 300k tweets, that means he's written about 31.5 million characters on his Twitter account. For reference, Marcel Proust's massive novel In Search of Lost Time/Remembrance of Things Past weighs in at 9.6 million characters. If Bob channeled his Twitter autism into writing a book, it would be over three times as long as one of the longest novels of all time. Though, given that we've seen his writing efforts in Brick by Brick, it probably wouldn't be readable.
 
[twatter] I don't think it's due to a short attention span; Lord knows that if that were the case, social media in general would be self-defeating. I just find it so...empty, so unfulfilling, so lonesome.
I don't get it... I made two accounts [both after the first Elon purchase news], different IPs; I say nothing objectionable, I just maybe communicate with anarchist gun-toting people too much [solely really], but... I've never had a Twatter account that lasts more than 2 weeks before I get banned for literally nothing at all. I thought you literally have to +1 the right stuff to keep an account there. How the hell can you have multiple accounts for months or years???
That's a thing????!?
 
Arkle defends trans youth.
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I immediately have two questions:

1. There's a trans-elder community? That doesn't seem very likely, given the half life they all have.

2. MM MY GAPE
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There was supposed to be a funny music video here based on one of Zinnia's, power word Zack, tweets about bottoming out on a horse dildo BUT Null's dum dum, no good site is not letting me attach anything to my posts today. I'd just link the youtube video but it's been privated. *sigh*
 
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