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Fetterman’s lt gov portrait reminds me of a Oblivion character creation picture, and not in a good way.
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"We now go back to our correspondent Misogynistbob..."He focuses more on the defeat of Lauren Boebert rather than on whoever taking her place, and he is of course not alone.
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Still, Majorie Taylor Green got to keep her place.
Some supporter for Kerry Lake (Arizona Governor candidate) is incredulous of her defeat and suspects fraud.
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And if Gen Z continues to vote Democrat, America's future is looking so bright, everyone who's not wearing sunblock 1,000,000 is going to have a really bad day.Young people saved the Dems.
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This is one of the rare times where Moviebob is correct on being stupid. Because anyone who continues to support Democrats, Democrat policies, and Fuckwit in Chief Biden--the lattermost, especially--is really, really fucking stupid.When other blueballed randos gloat, Bobby merely retweets.
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As if everyone were a baby-killing sociopath.
Yet it makes him look (rightfully) stupid in the end. I will say this about the midterm results: I tried to not get caught up in the hype of the "Red Wave" because too many Americans have become blindly partisan. I'm not saying these people are exactly like Bob, but I would compare them more to his lesser brother, Chris who is a buffoon who believes what he is told to believe by the establishment. Too many Americans (and people in the West) believe that benevolent leftist politicians are leading us down the the primrose path to a globalist utopia and are either completely obtuse or deliberately ignoring the disasterous consequences. In Bob's case, he just shifts the blame to the red states because his smooth brain cannot accept that his side is just as--if not more--greedy and corrupt.Weird how Bob alternates between bitching about all the Ls dems took and claiming republicans are losers and the dems won. He'll literally switch narratives in the same breath depending on what he thinks will make him sound smart at the time.
In the US of A there are ethically dubious but perfectly legal ways to set things up so you win the election every time. The most popular of these is called "Gerrymandering," which is where voting districts are carefully drawn to give one party an unfair but perfectly legal advantage. New York, New Jersey, and other urban strongholds are masters of this craft.My go-to reasoning for why places like NY are cobalt-blue is the old stand-by "there HAS to be SOMETHING in the water". Y'know, like lead paint chips or decades-old drug-saturated hippie piss (or modern homeless druggie piss) contamination that just won't go away, or something.
With New Jersey you could argue it's all the toxic waste dumps, at least.
And let's face it, there either weren't enough angry Azns fed up with getting hate crimed by bleks to rise up in NY, or the CCP is threatening them and any remaining family members in Dykes Dykes if they don't at least NOT vote R.
At this point you just have to wonder when the Cobalt Blues will get "mugged by reality" and what the fuck it will take for them to be mugged by reality.
All I will note is that I've seen some pointing out that if certain narratives about the dems are true ("it was abortion" etc), then why did so many places split? (i.e. sent a dem to the senate, voted for a republican governor)
We'll see how the tallies shake out but stuff like that would make one pretty suspicious about cheating.
Beat me to it, you sly dog. Bob would almost certainly blame gerrymandering for subverting the true will of the people, which is obviously the Democratic Party platform. It's almost certain that in his mind, gerrymandering is giving only the Republicans their wins, not the Democrats. To Bob, if a Republican wins in a blue state, it's gerrymandering; if a Democrat wins in a red state, it's a moral victory. I'm sure that to him, gerrymandering is just a nebulous concept that helps Republicans win seats that rightfully belong to Democrats, a boogeyman like white supremacy or whatever. He couldn't tell you the specifics of how or why. There's no way in hell he knows how Democrats and Republicans both conspire to carve up states to keep minorities on the urban Democrat plantations, and even if you told him, he'd find some way to frame it as a good thing. He's certainly never heard of Project REDMAP, or he'd be shrieking about it every time a Republican won anything.In the US of A there are ethically dubious but perfectly legal ways to set things up so you win the election every time. The most popular of these is called "Gerrymandering," which is where voting districts are carefully drawn to give one party an unfair but perfectly legal advantage. New York, New Jersey, and other urban strongholds are masters of this craft.
I mean there was that time he ranted about how we should dump Mexican and Muslim immigrants into red states to alter voting patterns. This was said around the same time he called for turning red states into nature preserves so draw your own conclusions there. Everyone else living in mega-cities like one covering the entirety of New York state with the density of Manhattan.Beat me to it, you sly dog. Bob would almost certainly blame gerrymandering for subverting the true will of the people, which is obviously the Democratic Party platform. It's almost certain that in his mind, gerrymandering is giving only the Republicans their wins, not the Democrats. To Bob, if a Republican wins in a blue state, it's gerrymandering; if a Democrat wins in a red state, it's a moral victory. There's no way in hell he knows how Democrats and Republicans both conspire to carve up states to keep minorities on the urban Democrat plantations, and even if you told him, he'd find some way to frame it as a good thing. He's certainly never heard of Project REDMAP, or he'd be shrieking about it every time a Republican won anything.
It's all he has left now. That and his blue check mark, which won't be as special as it used to be now that Elon's planning to make verification easier.Even when the days go by, it's nice to know that MovieBob is still a miserable wretch.
Worse than not being special, it's no longer a Badge of Rightthink (TM). The masses having it would be bad enough, but the idea that (GASP) mayoghouls might sully the glorious blue? Blasphemy!It's all he has left now. That and his blue check mark, which won't be as special as it used to be now that Elon's planning to make verification easier.
In a way I actually feel bad for this guy. He has so much more than he realizes, and at the same time, so little. Going offline would be the best thing Bob has done in decades, I can't really think of any other prominent cows that are liked by their families: Fatso Jack isn't liked even by his own wife, Chris is a Pariah in his own brood, most cows either burns bridges with their loved ones once the horseshit begins to affect them or they already burned the damn bridges before even logging in for the first time. Bob is seemingly in good spirits with his family and doesn't value it enough, if I was around his age with an elderly mother around, I would do my best to spend as much time with her and my other relatives instead of tard raging every day on Twitter!It's all he has left now. That and his blue check mark, which won't be as special as it used to be now that Elon's planning to make verification easier.
It's quite hilarious that you can make a laconic thread about Bob with the following sentence: "He woke up, got pissed and picked fights over politics and entertainment, got into a controversy, went on an egotistical tired, repeat" and it would be accurate for the vast majority of updates involving him. Except despite him being quite predictable, the context pretty much changes every single time, and he posts so much idiotic shit to the point you could call him a Reverse Qtard if he got more delusional. Bob's life is a big circle and he never realizes he's one of the cows that could change their life around with much less trouble, even if he simply pulled a Dobson and went dark!somehow I missed that this thread got made. Can’t believe I’ve been on the Bob ride since 2011 and there’s still more and more happening.
Democrats : America
RMIR.Having "won", Bobby sets sights on a higher target: White War One.
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In all honesty, I dislike Barack Obama because he's a narcissist. I despise Hillary Clinton because she's evil. I hate Joe Biden because he's a literal fuckwit. I hate Moviebob because Bob is all of the above.It is harder to hate a demented old man.
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If Moviebob were Joe Biden, Bob's IQ would double. I seem to have forgotten, but what's the product when you multiply any number with zero?Bobby wants to see Joe Biden in fetish drag. Sick fuck he is.
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No, Bob. That's you pushing the wheelchair-bound kid for not sharing his fries with you.Liberalism in an gif.
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Speaking of deux ex machina, doesn't Moviebob worship at the shrine of Mario? Or is it the Democrat propaganda spewed by CNN and MSNBC?Forget the Red Wave; brace yourself for the Z-wave. Bobby knows how the cultural zeitgeist operates.
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Attention Moviebob Bingo players: Score "Self-Descriptive Statement" as a result of "ignorant, superstitious, and broke".
Anyone familiar with the phrase "don't get into fights you cannot win"? That's exactly Moviebob's MO when it comes to debates; Moviebob fears not only losing these debates, but losing in E-M-barrassing fashion.
They share Moviebob's IQ, I'm guessing.Bobby wants more brain-damaged people to run congress because...
Something I brought up in the previous Moviebob thread: Moviebob says that the bullies cannot be bullied. Moviebob has become a bully. By Moviebob's own words and standards, anything personal torment Moviebob received on-line is the result of justice, not bullying....no idea; this would stop women crying or something?
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RMIR.
Maybe Moviebob should move somewhere more in line with Bob's worldview. How 'bout Venezuela?
Attention Moviebob Bingo participants: You may mark down "Ad Hominem Attack".
When has Bob?Tim Pool.
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Given this applies to non-whites who don't vote Democrat, this applies for the RMIR tag.
Moviebob only has good takes if you share Bob's viewpoint and you use your head as your own colonoscope.Bobby is quickly bored by the Midterm and has turned his mind to serious matters.
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And yet, Moviebob encourages people to buy electric cars because "muh fyuuchaa".
Ironic that Moviebob would share this post, seeing as how there are literally thousands of Bob's tweets that violate Twitter's TOS, many of which were posted after November 8, 2016.
Isn't that the thing. Some are content - even grateful - for modest provender and simple shelter. Others, finding themselves buried neck-deep in gold coins, would still complain there should be more.In a way I actually feel bad for this guy. He has so much more than he realizes, and at the same time, so little.
It would be for many cows. While most of their problems are internal, the internet seems to encourage pathology, not the least from finding people as broken-souled as you are to tell you you are normal, even great. (Imagine there was no internet - can you see Bob having hangers-on in real life?)Going offline would be the best thing Bob has done in decades,
And how. Not to powerlevel, but I speak from personal experience. Once they're gone, you can either look back and say "I did my best, and I did right by them." Or you can have regrets.Bob is seemingly in good spirits with his family and doesn't value it enough, if I was around his age with an elderly mother around, I would do my best to spend as much time with her and my other relatives instead of tard raging every day on Twitter!
Bob is one of those deranged sorts who really will be on his deathbed thinking, " I wish I had had more arguments on the internet."And how. Not to powerlevel, but I speak from personal experience. Once they're gone, you can either look back and say "I did my best, and I did right by them." Or you can have regrets.
He'll go great with Patrick S. Tomlinson, his midwest counterpart.Bob is one of those deranged sorts who really will be on his deathbed thinking, " I wish I had had more arguments on the internet."
Fatrick doesn't have time to die, CHILD. He's too busy busy grinding up African children to make pepperoni.He'll go great with Patrick S. Tomlinson, his midwest counterpart.
In a way I actually feel bad for this guy. He has so much more than he realizes, and at the same time, so little. Going offline would be the best thing Bob has done in decades, I can't really think of any other prominent cows that are liked by their families: Fatso Jack isn't liked even by his own wife, Chris is a Pariah in his own brood, most cows either burns bridges with their loved ones once the horseshit begins to affect them or they already burned the damn bridges before even logging in for the first time. Bob is seemingly in good spirits with his family and doesn't value it enough, if I was around his age with an elderly mother around, I would do my best to spend as much time with her and my other relatives instead of tard raging every day on Twitter!
It's actually admirable that, despite being an asshole of a human being around everyone else, he doesn't seem to be nearly as much as a toxic fuck around his loved ones. That is one of the lines he isn't going to cross anytime soon, it seems. If only he realized, and decided to apply that more!
It's quite hilarious that you can make a laconic thread about Bob with the following sentence: "He woke up, got pissed and picked fights over politics and entertainment, got into a controversy, went on an egotistical tired, repeat" and it would be accurate for the vast majority of updates involving him. Except despite him being quite predictable, the context pretty much changes every single time, and he posts so much idiotic shit to the point you could call him a Reverse Qtard if he got more delusional. Bob's life is a big circle and he never realizes he's one of the cows that could change their life around with much less trouble, even if he simply pulled a Dobson and went dark!
Honestly, its the saddest thing about Bob. I was pretty afraid of a red wave. And here I am pretty happy that didn't happen. You think Bob would be too. But no, the GOP voters weren't all rounded up and shot, so its not enough for him.Interesting note: maybe it's because Positron curates Bob's tweets for us, but Bob doesn't seem to be gloating over the victories his side got. He's only looking at the failures and defeats.