Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Arthur Morgan]

Isn't that the thing. Some are content - even grateful - for modest provender and simple shelter. Others, finding themselves buried neck-deep in gold coins, would still complain there should be more.

If he made a Bludgeoning type movie that got a million dollars, he'd be mad that it didn't make a billion dollars. If the competing movie made half what his did, he'd be mad that enough people gave the wrong movie half a million dollars.

Now I want to give Bob and Doug Walker two hundred grand each to make a low budget movie as a contest to see who can do better and watch as instead of getting to work, Bob seethes that he has to compete against the Nostalgia Critic who wouldn't let him join his site.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Honestly, its the saddest thing about Bob. I was pretty afraid of a red wave. And here I am pretty happy that didn't happen. You think Bob would be too. But no, the GOP voters weren't all rounded up and shot, so its not enough for him.

Bob believes in authoritarian-style One-Party Rule and calls it "Democracy".

 

[The tired cat]

If he made a Bludgeoning type movie that got a million dollars, he'd be mad that it didn't make a billion dollars. If the competing movie made half what his did, he'd be mad that enough people gave the wrong movie half a million dollars.

Now I want to give Bob and Doug Walker two hundred grand each to make a low budget movie as a contest to see who can do better and watch as instead of getting to work, Bob seethes that he has to compete against the Nostalgia Critic who wouldn't let him join his site.

He also seethes that Doug is trucking along and getting rather good views, while Bob and Lewis are both barely making numbers.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He’s predictable in that you can always tell what will piss him off and that he has tweeted and possibly ranted about it in a video.
But he’s unpredictable in just what he will say and how.
We all knew he would be mad when trump won, but I don’t think anyone expected him to claim “the superior future was stolen from me!!!”

We expected him to get ass blasted when Lindsay Ellis told him to fuck off, but I don’t think anyone thought he would claim to be gaslit.

We all knew he was a fatass, but I don’t think anyone expected him to marinate a chicken in Mountain Dew.

The never ending trash fire is just seeing what he pulls out and what bizarrely flamboyant outfit he’ll be wearing while doing it.

That's the thing about lolcows. You can never predict how they'll behave or react. Chris-chan, for example, had people constantly trying to get a rise out of him and failing, only for him to suddenly lose his mind over the color of Sonic the Hedgehog's arms in one of the funniest incidents since The Miscreants retired. DSP has an army of dedicated haters, yet none of them forced him to masturbate on stream. And Ethan Ralph's actions during the Day of the Harvest were his own damn fault.

This is why we follow Bob: yeah, he's boring 99.9% of the time, but it's that 0.1% that makes him worth it (a small amount of McDonalds for the average person, anyone?) This is also why we have a "no trolling" rule: because nothing we do will be funnier than what the lolcows do to themselves. Null has said as much on his streams: watching someone trip and fall is funny. Breaking their legs so they fall is not.

We did not force Bob into any of the incidents you've listed. He did that to himself, because he's a lolcow.

 

[Mr Processor]

Honestly, its the saddest thing about Bob. I was pretty afraid of a red wave. And here I am pretty happy that didn't happen. You think Bob would be too. But no, the GOP voters weren't all rounded up and shot, so its not enough for him.

Nothing less than total victory with the enemy being ground under foot is acceptable! MAGA Chuds still exist and fail to worship God-Emperor Biden! Heretics must be consigned to the purifying flame! This is not the face of mercy!

 

[RainwaterDrop]

He'll go great with Patrick S. Tomlinson, his midwest counterpart.

Frankly, I find Fatrick to be more pathetic than Bob and even Fatso Jack. Bob and Jack are pathetic, rage inducing assholes, but at least they have a hilarious side in being notorious for their insignificance in their own fields. Jack was a pioneer on YouTube cooking channels (despite his colossal incompetence) and Bob did work for The Escapist at a certain point. They are both faw away from the height of their "careers", but they had somewhere to fall from. Fatrick is simply unlikeable to the point I see him like Ethan Ralph, they are both fat pigs full of rage in their lives and hated by literally everyone else around them. Bob is an asshole, but you can judge this guy's antics and feel compelled to write about his idiocy, Fatrick and Ralph are simply, purely, loathsome assholes!

Honestly, its the saddest thing about Bob. I was pretty afraid of a red wave. And here I am pretty happy that didn't happen. You think Bob would be too. But no, the GOP voters weren't all rounded up and shot, so its not enough for him.

I must confess I'm a bit happy that most Qtard candidates didn't win, and that should be enough. I'm not american, but this horseshit is a cancer that is spreading all over the globe, so the less power these retards have, the better. Bob on the other hand sees every single Republican (even moderate ones) as cartoonish villain types, which is frankly so fucking stupid!

Bob believes in authoritarian-style One-Party Rule and calls it "Democracy".

Bob isn't the kind of guy that would excuse the Bengal Famine if it was done by the Soviets or the Chinese instead of Churchill, but he isn't that far away from that. His "philosophy" of a "superior" future is pretty close on it's genocidal undertones, however!

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

For Bob

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Nothing less than total victory with the enemy being ground under foot is acceptable! MAGA Chuds still exist and fail to worship God-Emperor Biden! Heretics must be consigned to the purifying flame! This is not the face of mercy!

Ah, yes, the chant of the famous Spaz Marines from WarHamburger 40,000 Calories.

(Hell, I'd give Bob a Primarch spot.)

 

[Mola Ram]

If he made a Bludgeoning type movie that got a million dollars, he'd be mad that it didn't make a billion dollars. If the competing movie made half what his did, he'd be mad that enough people gave the wrong movie half a million dollars.

To quote Junior Soprano: He's "like a woman with a Virginia ham under each arm, cryin the blues 'cause she's got no bread."

 

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with all the chink chonk no dong crap it really exemplifies how much of a worthless pig bob really is. this site could have been nuked and he still would be the same ignorant, fat, retarded, pig who coonsoom worthless media lmao

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Bob believes in authoritarian-style One-Party Rule and calls it "Democracy".

This is most commited democrats that unironically parrot the line about how a lost election will mean the death of democracy.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobvember 10, 2022

Elmo Hitler is still in charge of Twitter. I must find a place where bigotry and freedom are allowed. I have heard from trending page that there's this place called Mastodon where many thinkers have migrated (I love migrants because they are not white). I am confused because there seems to be many Mastodons despite everyone talking like it is a singular Twitter competitor. I am not deterred and make my account. I soon find that large swathes of the Mastodon has me already blocked and many others are telling me to "kys faggot" (this is not very superior).

I do not know how they know about my hidden KY supply (It is unused). If only those cute journalists I kept retweeting and liking would respond to me I could get to the bottom of these hacking CHUD'S schemes! I shall get the answers and they shall pay, Bobshallah.

 

[LiquidKid]

Bobvember 10, 2022

Elmo Hitler is still in charge of Twitter. I must find a place where bigotry and freedom are allowed. I have heard from trending page that there's this place called Mastodon where many thinkers have migrated (I love migrants because they are not white). I am confused because there seems to be many Mastodons despite everyone talking like it is a singular Twitter competitor. I am not deterred and make my account. I soon find that large swathes of the Mastodon has me already blocked and many others are telling me to "kys faggot" (this is not very superior).
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I do not know how they know about my hidden KY supply (It is unused). If only those cute journalists I kept retweeting and liking would respond to me I could get to the bottom of these hacking CHUD'S schemes! I shall get the answers and they shall pay, Bobshallah.

Back in the 80’s, hair metal bands would have to use KY go help them slip into their skin tight outfits.
Since a XXXL counts as skin tight for Bob, maybe he needs to use KY to squeeze into his clothes

 

[Positron]

Defying our expectations, Bobby is happy with incremental victories.




DeSantis




Bobby thinks Peter Thiel rules the GOP and is cruel and heartless like Hillary Rodham.



This "word" even has an Wikipedia entry.

Student loan forgiveness is apparently what makes or breaks a Dem candidate.

What Bobby said might be the most realistic proposal he made this week. I mean, Biden already denied free lunch for the kids if their school won't let girls be raped by boys in girl's bathrooms.

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Crypto is big enough that the triple brackets in Biden admin want a dip in it. It is for the protection of everyday Americans of course!


Biden on investigating Musk's acquisition of Twitter. I don't have the patient to sit through the pause-heavy speech of some dementia patient.

There's got to be more than one triple-bracket billionaire Bobby.

More about the Pay-to-Verify system.





Bobby sure cares about something that is in his estimation "not popular"

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Rando describes soybrained consoomers like Bobby.


"Uninteresting is worse than wrong".

Woke is not about "supporting marginalized communities"; truly marginalized communities have more pressing concerns than whether some obese suburban whities consoom lesbun cartoons or not. Woke is about showing your allegiance to (((certain culturally influential group))) by dogmatically debasing your peers.

More about Woke from Glenn Greenward.

Archive of Greenward's recommended reading.

Gif: "Your wife divorced you."

Where is your wife Bobby?

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Black Panther and Bad Panther.

Cartoon


Let's Consoom Yoshi.


Big monkey.


Big turtle

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

It's only evergreen because you still don't understand what that graph actually is, Bob. Or do you assume people live in perfectly-defined circles with clear borders between them?

 

[RainwaterDrop]

It's only evergreen because you still don't understand what that graph actually is, Bob. Or do you assume people live in perfectly-defined circles with clear borders between them?

Bob probably doesn't understand that even those big circles are full of people with different opinions and philosophies. Even the biggest, bluest circle in that map is full of "obsoletes" (in his views), meaning the reality isn't even close to his vision of it. As usual, lol!

There's always an outlier. I always remember the story of a friend of a friend, guy is one of those hardcore Christians (not an asshole and not even bigoted, just very conservative within his own life's boundaries). He liked to paint, so he went on to take a course in the most left wing, liberal institution of learning in my neck of the woods. Most classes would be a bunch of hippie types and that guy, sitting on the front row, sticking out like a sore thumb. Almost everyone thought that guy was joking when he mentioned the school he went to!

In fact, Bob could do with some maturing and meeting people from the opposite side. Even some Qtards aren't bad people, just really indoctrinated and full of themselves with delusional fantasies about the other side. That does sound familiar...

with all the chink chonk no dong crap it really exemplifies how much of a worthless pig bob really is. this site could have been nuked and he still would be the same ignorant, fat, retarded, pig who coonsoom worthless media lmao

Hardly a surprise, guy has been there for 40 fucking years. And he hasn't learned a thing, still hating his high school bullies and projecting their image on the World's Woes!

These guys will die someday, and even the most dedicated poltergeists couldn't hope to be as pervasive in haunting Bob as these people are. He still sticks by a binary worldview, but it's not us versus them, it's Bob, a fool who sees himself as a hero, guarding his own village against foes that don't exist outside of his head!

 

[Mola Ram]

Defying our expectations, Bobby is happy with incremental victories.

Despite his pretensions to wanting "whatever works to secure the Superior Future" or whatever bullshit he's dribbling this week, Bob is no more than your typical unthinking Yellow Dog Democrat, very common in blue collar Massachusetts. Of course he'd come around to pretending this is a fantastic performance despite its real meaning beyond "DeSantis is the most successful politician in America right now" being very difficult to discern. (And notice Bob is too partisan even to admit that, despite the absolute rout Republicans had in Florida on Tuesday.)

Look: Biden is taking his victory lap partly by claiming this is the best showing an incumbent President has had in 40 years. That's basically true. Know which President's midterms he's referring to?

Jimmy Carter's. Guess how that turned out in the long run, Bob?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Despite his pretensions to wanting "whatever works to secure the Superior Future" or whatever bullshit he's dribbling this week, Bob is no more than your typical unthinking Yellow Dog Democrat, very common in blue collar Massachusetts. Of course he'd come around to pretending this is a fantastic performance despite its real meaning beyond "DeSantis is the most successful politician in America right now" being very difficult to discern. (And notice Bob is too partisan even to admit that, despite the absolute rout Republicans had in Florida on Tuesday.)

Look: Biden is taking his victory lap partly by claiming this is the best showing an incumbent President has had in 40 years. That's basically true. Know which President's midterms he's referring to?

Jimmy Carter's. Guess how that turned out in the long run, Bob?

The Iran hostage crisis sank Jimmy Carter.

 

[Mola Ram]

The Iran hostage crisis sank Jimmy Carter.

A lot of things sank Carter. Some of them were incompetence (Iran, obviously, but also "malaise," gas lines so bad they almost went to rationing, the absurdly limpwristed response to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, and on and on), but some of them were just that the poor dude was snakebit (the swamp rabbit saga).

The 1978 midterms had a lot to do with Nixon's odor still lingering in the public nose; by '80 that was done and everyone had had quite enough of President Goofytooth.

 

[JayHarrison]

Defying our expectations, Bobby is happy with incremental victories.
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Other evergreen images:

"There are days when my fondest wish is that 'Eugenics' hadn't been tainted as a science [...] you call them 'weekdays'."

"There are times when I *REALLY* hate that Jim Crow-era racists [...] ruined the idea of intelligence-tests [sic] for voting."

"I'll never forgive the troglodytes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence."

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Because Land Doesn't Vote™.

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DeSantis
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You're only making DeSantis look more electable, Bob. Keep it up!

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This is why we fight Moviebobism.

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Bobby thinks Peter Thiel rules the GOP and is cruel and heartless like Hillary Rodham.
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Attention Moviebob Bingo players: When Moviebob says "Peter Thiel LEGITIMATELY hunts people who fail him for sport", you can marks down "Potentially Libelous Comment".

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This "word" even has an Wikipedia entry.

Given that Moviebob has a long-documented history of hating the concept of democracy...

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Student loan forgiveness is apparently what makes or breaks a Dem candidate.
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What Bobby said might be the most realistic proposal he made this week. I mean, Biden already denied free lunch for the kids if their school won't let girls be raped by boys in girl's bathrooms.

Well, Moviebob is more concerned about a 10-year-old girl getting an abortion than Bob is about that same 10-year-old girl being raped by an illegal immigrant... (google search)

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Biden on investigating Musk's acquisition of Twitter. I don't have the patient to sit through the pause-heavy speech of some dementia patient.

But what about Biden?

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There's got to be more than one triple-bracket billionaire Bobby.

For being such as Thinker™, Moviebob should know that.

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Moviebob: "Nobody can be that stupid, right?"

Me: "Look in your mirror, Bob, and you'll sind something that's really stupid."

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Rando describes soybrained consoomers like Bobby.
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Score one for MrMythic5.

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"Uninteresting is worse than wrong".
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Woke is not about "supporting marginalized communities"; truly marginalized communities have more pressing concerns than whether some obese suburban whities consoom lesbun cartoons or not. Woke is about showing your allegiance to (((certain culturally influential group))) by dogmatically debasing your peers.

E-X-actly!

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More about Woke from Glenn Greenward.
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Archive of Greenward's recommended reading.

I hope the context behind Obeedog's statement is "excessive wokeness is no different than outright bigotry".

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Gif: "Your wife divorced you."
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Where is your wife Bobby?

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Cartoon
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Pokémon hit America around 1995.

Moviebob was "born" in 1981. Bob wasn't "half a generation too late" for this franchise.

For sake of comparison, I was born in 1979, which means that Bob and I were in approximately the same generation that this franchise was introduced.

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The Iran hostage crisis sank Jimmy Carter.

And, in 2020, a pandemic of uneducated voters, misinformed voters, disinformed voters, fearfully compliant voters, and blindly hateful fuckwits like Moviebob sunk Donald Trump.