Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

And when he's caught the first thing out of their mouth is "THIS LIBSHIT EATING BEANS" & everyone laughs

Thing is, the black and white, rigidly dogmatic mindset is a good fit for Bob. But he could never be Rorschach because Rorschach's principles were iron-hard, while Bob casually twists his "principles" to follow the Approved Groupthink or to have an excuse to piss on the mayoghoulen.

Still, a fat guy version of Rorschach is funny as fuck.
 
Thing is, the black and white, rigidly dogmatic mindset is a good fit for Bob. But he could never be Rorschach because Rorschach's principles were iron-hard, while Bob casually twists his "principles" to follow the Approved Groupthink or to have an excuse to piss on the mayoghoulen.

Still, a fat guy version of Rorschach is funny as fuck.
"Never compromise. Even in the face of mayonnaise ghouls."
 
The whole Brooklyn thing is pure speculation by autists based on one street sign that simply says "Brooklyn". In that same picture you can see Daisy, the original girl from the Donkey Kong arcade, doing an interview or something in the background. In the Mario game for the Switch, the one where Mario throws his hat that I don't care to look up the name, she is the mayor of New Donk City, Nintendo's legally distinct NYC, which probably where they're making the Mario bros from. That would mean that Bob and his desperate attempt to hang on to things from his childhood like the Super Mario Super Show's live parts can continue to get fucked.
I wonder if that bit in the Yoshi's Island game, where Bob found out Mario and Luigi were not in fact from Brooklyn, whether that is the moment Bob decided Canon doesn't matter, nothing matters, because Movies about Space Wizards Video Games For Children. That's a lot of cope there, if that's the case.

Cope and seethe forever, Bob.
 
"Believer carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. Twitter is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their religion and Sonic games will foam up about their waists and and all the mayoghouls and cryptobros will look up and shout "save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "no".

Bob's Journal, Oct 12th, 1985
 
In order to have moral intelligence, you need both morals and intelligence. Moviebob is bereft of both.



Given the Mario Movie has shown the Yoshi's, do you think Bob will have a mental breakdown if the movie reveals that Mario and Luigi were secretly born there instead of Brooklyn.
I think it's entirely possible that Mario and Luigi might actually have been born in the Mushroom Kingdom....

...that the ending to Yoshi's Island (1995) is indeed canon...
 
In order to have moral intelligence, you need both morals and intelligence. Moviebob is bereft of both.




I think it's entirely possible that Mario and Luigi might actually have been born in the Mushroom Kingdom....

...that the ending to Yoshi's Island (1995) is indeed canon...
Well yeah the Yoshi's Island ending is what inspired that post given he had a tantrum over it in Highschool as @Flexo provided the passage
 
Alex Jones loves God, that's why the enemies of humanity hates him and Infowar. I wonder who those enemies are, but I don't see a yarmulke (or any rainbow shit) in the slideshow as he shouts how he is a human supremacist.
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The enemies of humanity bring out their golems, lest Hitler becomes too popular.
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Noah Khrachvik tries to engage Bobby with commie talks again. Maybe he is really bored.
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Noah insinuated that the rise of Nazism was because the working class cannot overthrow a capitalistic system in crisis. In effect he blames the rise of Hitler squarely on the working class, falling into the trap that Bobby didn't even set.
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The Prophet of Pop Culture has warned us!
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Let's turn to another group that see humanity as their enemies: LGBTQ.
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Tranny bullshit. Censorship mine.
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Bobby retweets another pedophile.
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Concerning what Musk called "The Twitter Files", nutters think it is purely Musk's personal vendetta against Biden and or
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The Dems claim social media make truth relative.
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Indeed, if Twitter Files are such nothingburger, why should all the golems be up in arms against it, as Glenn Greenwald points out?
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Finally, let Tech Economist Bob Chipman explain why Musk is wrong in downsizing Twitter and the absolutely indispensable free lunch. Watch out for the term "load-bearing fat".
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Perhaps this time is for real: Mary Sues kill movies.
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Bobby insists that "Mary Sue" can only mean one type of character; he conveniently forgets that language, you know, evolves.
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I bet your pardon? Dante is just an observer and Virgil is just a guide. They are as much Sues as David Attenborough is. And I don't recall (It's been a while since I read Inferno) any souls praising Dante; all are just yearning for someone on Earth to pray for them.


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Perhaps this time is for real: Mary Sues kill movies.
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YouTuber Literature Devil provided an excellent definition of what a Mary Sue is: a character who breaks the rules of their universe. Since Rey is constantly being brought up, I'll use her as an example. In Star Wars, it is shown Jedi/Sith/Force users need to train hard to learn to use their powers. Even Anakin, the Chosen One, needed to train for years to reach the level he did. Luke didn't have much training, but he did have some (though not enough to defeat Darth Vader without succumbing to his anger.) Rey did none of that. JJ Abrams tried to cover this up in the intro to movie 9, but failed.

The others are just not interesting characters. They never need to struggle; their "struggles" are just mild annoyances which they exact disproportionate revenge for. There is not "heroine's journey" for them. They never suffer loss or setbacks, so their victories feel unearned and cheap. And that's not factoring in the fact they exist solely as mouthpieces for the writers' ideology; people go to movies to be entertained, not lectured.

Still seething about the Snyder Cut, eh, Robert?

Noah insinuated that the rise of Nazism was because the working class cannot overthrow a capitalistic system in crisis. In effect he blames the rise of Hitler squarely on the working class, falling into the trap that Bobby didn't even set.
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"Don't try to out-smug me, champ."

Congratulations, Robert. That's the first genuine laugh you got out of me since your "fairly small amount of McDonalds" gaffe.
 
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No one says the jews did JFK, it was the mob and the CIA.
Let's turn to another group that see humanity as their enemies: LGBTQ.
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Didn't Harvey Milk also fuck a bunch kids?
Everyone claiming this a nothingburger is being outright dishonest. A private company just did a favour so someone could get elected, in essence they offered a bribe. They will expect this to be paid back in the future. Biden is compromised by Twitter, or was. Even then...all the employees who were fired will expect something in return for their loyalty. Furthermore, if the parties were switched, everyone would be screaming impeachment.
 
Furthermore, if the parties were switched, everyone would be screaming impeachment.

Also, you can bet if a Republican scandal involved pictures of a naked Donald Trump Jr. cavorting with meth pipes and whores (some of whom may be underage), none of that would be waved off as "lol dic pics who cares."
 
YouTuber Literature Devil provided an excellent definition of what a Mary Sue is: a character who breaks the rules of their universe. Since Rey is constantly being brought up, I'll use her as an example. In Star Wars, it is shown Jedi/Sith/Force users need to train hard to learn to use their powers. Even Anakin, the Chosen One, needed to train for years to reach the level he did. Luke didn't have much training, but he did have some (though not enough to defeat Darth Vader without succumbing to his anger.) Rey did none of that. JJ Abrams tried to cover this up in the intro to movie 9, but failed.

The others are just not interesting characters. They never need to struggle; their "struggles" are just mild annoyances which they exact disproportionate revenge for. There is not "heroine's journey" for them. They never suffer loss or setbacks, so their victories feel unearned and cheap. And that's not factoring in the fact they exist solely as mouthpieces for the writers' ideology; people go to movies to be entertained, not lectured.
Furthermore, just because a character is built to be wish fulfillment does not make them a Mary Sue by default, as Blobbo insists with Luke. For myself and countless other kids, Luke was indeed wish fulfillment, and why wouldn't he be? He was a simple farm boy that came from humble beginnings that got swept up in a star-hopping adventure, using cool laser swords and flying spaceships, eventually helping to save the day.

The difference between Luke and MaRey Sue is that, like you said, Luke didn't break the rules of the Star Wars universe. Yeah, it's pretty crazy that he went from flying his T-16 shooting womp rats back home to blowing up the Death Star, but it makes sense logically. He already had experience with piloting spacecraft, and I believe it was even a point in the EU that the X-wing and T-16 had similar cockpits, adding to his familiarity. Thematically, it was also a turning point in the story when he trusted in the power of the Force to allow him to do something that no targeting computer ever could, and it was a hint of things to come. Also, frankly, Lucas didn't know how successful the movie would be, so it makes sense to have what might be the only Star Wars end with a bang.

And that's the most noteworthy aspect of his first adventure. Much of the movie is a lot more low-key, with Luke taking his first clumsy steps into learning about the Jedi, as well as infiltrating the Death Star, rescuing the princess, and escaping. He doesn't display any special abilities, making that final scene where he trusts ghost Obi-Wan's advice hit all the harder. The rest of the trilogy is Luke learning more about the ways of the Jedi, training his mind and body, and even then he still almost dies trying to save his father. It's a long and challenging road he takes, but that's what makes his eventual triumph all the more satisfying.

Now let's swap to Rey. At the start of TFA, she's literally nothing more than a scavenger with barely anything to her name besides a stupid-looking landspeeder. I could potentially buy that she's a skilled amateur with a staff, possibly from needing to fight off other unsavory characters, though none of those conflicts ever happened on-screen to display a need to develop those skills. But then within minutes she's jumping into the conveniently placed Millennium Falcon and flying it perfectly in seconds. When and where would she have had the opportunity to learn how to do this? Uh, the Force, sure, why not.

Then she learns the Force is real, which apparently was lost knowledge somehow in the last twenty years? I dunno, seems a pretty short time for apparently the entire galaxy at large to forget a pretty key thing, but whatever. Once again, in a matter of hours from learning this fact, she can do Jedi mind tricks flawlessly without any training whatsoever and use telekinesis without issue. Why? Uh, the will of the Force dictates something something.

Same thing with the lightsaber duel. Finn attempts to fight Kylo after he shoves Rey into a tree (in like the only instance of her actually getting hurt in these movies), but only manages to get one hit in before he gets completely incapacitated. Then Rey just magics the sword into her hand and flawlessly duels an experienced swordsman. How? Uh, she's got the heart of the cards Force, I guess, shut up and stop asking questions.

And that's just the first movie. Things only get worse from there, and no amount of retcons can change that ("see, that's why she's so powerful, because Palpatine was behind it all!"). If anything, they only add to the pile of evidence that she's a Mary Sue. It's why the Disney Trilogy is so unsatisfying, or one reason of many, anyway. When your protagonist is already a flawless superhero that can do no wrong, what meaningful character progression can there be? The ending is a foregone conclusion.

But hey, what sort of criticism do you expect from a moron that thinks TLJ is a love letter to Star Wars fans and Rian Johnson wasn't just taking a massive shit on everything because he's a pretentious fuck that's too far up his own ass?
 
No one says the jews did JFK, it was the mob and the CIA.

Didn't Harvey Milk also fuck a bunch kids?

Everyone claiming this a nothingburger is being outright dishonest. A private company just did a favour so someone could get elected, in essence they offered a bribe. They will expect this to be paid back in the future. Biden is compromised by Twitter, or was. Even then...all the employees who were fired will expect something in return for their loyalty. Furthermore, if the parties were switched, everyone would be screaming impeachment.
ACKSHUALLY, there is a small subset of conspiracy theorists who believe that "The Evil Small-hatted (((Bankers)))" had JFK killed because of some monetary policy decision he made, or was going to make, which pissed the bankers off because they wouldn't make/get as much money. But it's been years since I heard about it, and I forgot exactly what it was.

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And that's just the first movie. Things only get worse from there, and no amount of retcons can change that ("see, that's why she's so powerful, because Palpatine was behind it all!"). If anything, they only add to the pile of evidence that she's a Mary Sue.
Oh god yes, any new shiny character that is somehow related to another major character, this is a true mark of a Mary Sue. Goes double for fanfiction, but this is almost like fanfiction itself.
 
ACKSHUALLY, there is a small subset of conspiracy theorists who believe that "The Evil Small-hatted (((Bankers)))" had JFK killed because of some monetary policy decision he made, or was going to make, which pissed the bankers off because they wouldn't make/get as much money. But it's been years since I heard about it, and I forgot exactly what it was.
I mean you could make a case that Meyer Lansky was still pissed about all those casinos in Havana he lost...Which is a matzoh flavoured mob thing.
 
@King Dead
He doesn't display any special abilities, making that final scene where he trusts ghost Obi-Wan's advice hit all the harder.
To avoid further sperging (and boy can I go for awhile about the original trilogy), it should also be noted that Luke is saved in his heroic moment by Han Solo - his friend. So Luke is definitely not a Mary Sue because he doesn't accomplish his goal on his own - he has help from all of those he met along the way.
 
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