Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[WelperHelper99]

I don't pity Bob for the same reason I don't pity Boogie. Both are disgusting men who wallow in their own filth because they choose to, not because they have to. Bob hates the Mayoghoulen and everyone else because it excuses his own sloth. He needs a reason to hate everyone, or he'd have to acknowledge that he's a lazy, entitled piece of shit who does nothing but post hot takes online all day.

With zero work history and zero skills, he could still get off his ass and get a job at a gas station or Wal-mart. Since the typical adult employee at those place is either elderly or stoned, if he stuck with it for a year or two, and actually made some effort at being a good employee, he'd find himself on the promotion track by the simple fact of being the only employee who shows up on time and not high.

But he's too lazy and too entitled to do that. If his mother forced him to get a job, he'd get fired within a week because when he wasn't being a smug cunt, he'd be on his phone. And when told to work, he'd scream at his boss that he's THE Movie Bob, respected Blue Check on Twitter.

Bob absolutely does not deserve pity. He's an overgrown child who uses schoolyard bullying as a justification for being a spiteful, hate-fueled creature. If he had a shred of power he would abuse it and hurt as many people who didn't fit his world-view as possible. Yet he lacks the self awareness or introspection to notice this, he genuinely believes himself to be the good guy. His moral development stems entirely from children's films and tv shows, and he never matured the nuance to pick apart why certain things are good or bad. Only that, if you are the protagonist, you are good.

He has never developed any skills, his profession is just outlining movie plots while saying whether he liked it or not, and usually for the most superficial reasons. He has no depth or drive, and he is either unaware that doing better is a possibility, or he has no intention to. He will never get anywhere beyond his tiny corner of the internet. Where even the ones he tries hardest to be a part of despise him. He's back in school, being an outcast loser that nobody likes, who they have to tolerate simply because he's there.

It's been said many times and it's true, Bob's punishment for being Bob Chipman, is being Bob Chipman. He is exactly where he belongs. The fact that he could do better if he tried, but never will, just cements that. (Although it would be more just if he wasn't getting so much Patreon money)

I guess it's just the Christian in me ( ironic sine Bob wants me wiped off the face of the map). Still you two have valid points. He is loathsome, hates everyone, thinks he's the greatest, completely entitled, and yet if he just set his mind to it, he could break through that crap. I guess I just see him like Gollum; a monster at heart, but a pitiable one, however, just like the LOTR character, the man is beyond redemption unless he decides it so. You would have thought Lindsay would have been the wake up call, sadly not. For the forseeable future, eugenics Bob will think he is the ruler of all, when he rules Nothing.

 

[Slur Generator]

I love the fact that if i google "odious disney shill" this page shows up

 

[OutInTheRain]

the man is beyond redemption unless he decides it so.

There are very few people I believe are beyond redemption in this world. Blobbo has an easier path than most, in fact I would argue he was one of the easiest paths of all the various creatures documented on this board. Quit the booze, get a real job, exercise, quit Twitter. That's the 4 part plan for Blobby to have a happier and more fulfilling life. But we all know he won't, he'll continue to rage on the bird app, because he has built this image of himself as this wise thinker. This intellectual giant, who can't figure out portion control. This man of staggering genius, who can't seem to make enough money to not live in his Mom's basement. This legendary Lothario, who is still a lifelong virgin and every social interaction he has had with a woman involves her gritting her teeth, checking her watch and praying for this fat genocidal idiot to just fuck off already. This coastal elite intellectual who's only legacy, is a history of dumb tweets and this thread mocking him.

I think Blobby needs to keep a thin haze of constant rage and alchol clouding his mind. For if he ever had a moment of self reflection that didn't come at the bottom of a bottle. Or those quick horrifying glances in the mirror as he has to see first hand the horror he has wrought upon himself. He would self destruct, only to find that no rope is strong enough to hang from, and no trigger guard large enough to fit his gout ridden toe into.

 

[WelperHelper99]

There are very few people I believe are beyond redemption in this world. Blobbo has an easier path than most, in fact I would argue he was one of the easiest paths of all the various creatures documented on this board. Quit the booze, get a real job, exercise, quit Twitter. That's the 4 part plan for Blobby to have a happier and more fulfilling life. But we all know he won't, he'll continue to rage on the bird app, because he has built this image of himself as this wise thinker. This intellectual giant, who can't figure out portion control. This man of staggering genius, who can't seem to make enough money to not live in his Mom's basement. This legendary Lothario, who is still a lifelong virgin and every social interaction he has had with a woman involves her gritting her teeth, checking her watch and praying for this fat genocidal idiot to just fuck off already. This coastal elite intellectual who's only legacy, is a history of dumb tweets and this thread mocking him.

I think Blobby needs to keep a thin haze of constant rage and alchol clouding his mind. For if he ever had a moment of self reflection that didn't come at the bottom of a bottle. Or those quick horrifying glances in the mirror as he has to see first hand the horror he has wrought upon himself. He would self destruct, only to find that no rope is strong enough to hang from, and no trigger guard large enough to fit his gout ridden toe into.

This is what makes Bob so interesting to me. Tomorrow, he could move on from being a Lolcow with those 4 steps you listed. But he's not going to. Redemption is within his grasp but he chooses not to grab on. Bob's purpose in life at this point is to act like a maniac on Twitter, make boring YouTube videos, write cringey scripts for Mat Pat... and that's it. Everyone around him is vastly more successful, and he knows, and so he rages.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I guess it's just the Christian in me ( ironic sine Bob wants me wiped off the face of the map). Still you two have valid points. He is loathsome, hates everyone, thinks he's the greatest, completely entitled, and yet if he just set his mind to it, he could break through that crap. I guess I just see him like Gollum; a monster at heart, but a pitiable one, however, just like the LOTR character, the man is beyond redemption unless he decides it so. You would have thought Lindsay would have been the wake up call, sadly not. For the forseeable future, eugenics Bob will think he is the ruler of all, when he rules Nothing.

Gollum is pitiable because he was twisted and tortured by the ring for centuries, turned into a monster because of it. His monstrosity comes from his desire for the ring, his insane need to have it, which we also see affecting other characters too. So it's understandable and makes him more sympathetic since we know his madness is out of his control. Bob on the other hand, his shit was entirely self-inflicted. But I can still pity him, because he's so powerless it becomes hard to see him as any threat to anyone.

There are very few people I believe are beyond redemption in this world. Blobbo has an easier path than most, in fact I would argue he was one of the easiest paths of all the various creatures documented on this board. Quit the booze, get a real job, exercise, quit Twitter. That's the 4 part plan for Blobby to have a happier and more fulfilling life. But we all know he won't, he'll continue to rage on the bird app, because he has built this image of himself as this wise thinker. This intellectual giant, who can't figure out portion control. This man of staggering genius, who can't seem to make enough money to not live in his Mom's basement. This legendary Lothario, who is still a lifelong virgin and every social interaction he has had with a woman involves her gritting her teeth, checking her watch and praying for this fat genocidal idiot to just fuck off already. This coastal elite intellectual who's only legacy, is a history of dumb tweets and this thread mocking him.

I think Blobby needs to keep a thin haze of constant rage and alchol clouding his mind. For if he ever had a moment of self reflection that didn't come at the bottom of a bottle. Or those quick horrifying glances in the mirror as he has to see first hand the horror he has wrought upon himself. He would self destruct, only to find that no rope is strong enough to hang from, and no trigger guard large enough to fit his gout ridden toe into.

He doesn't even really need to get a real job yet. He lives in Boston, which has a big theater community, and has always wanted to make shitty low budget movies that will eventually generate into bigger projects until he's working for the MCU. Bob could easily start now. Just hash out a script, put up some flyers asking for a volunteer cast, grab Chris and ask him for help with the project, go to the woods where he filmed those Game Overthinker segments, shoot it, cut it, then submit it to Amazon Prime and Netflix. It probably won't make much, but he has an established following, including people like us who'd check it out just to see what a train wreck it is, and if he plays his cards right he could turn a small profit.

But that requires work. And he'd never do such an awful thing to make his dreams come true.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I don't think Bob knows what empathy is. Despite not liking him, I wish he would pull his head out of his ass and better himself and not remain a Lolcow forever. It's sad to see a middle age man act like he's still in college. Same with him hating ICE cars yet wanting a Hyundai Santa Cruz as a EV even though most likely he can't afford it and wouldn't know the first thing to do with all that horse power, despite it only being a mini truck with a 4 cylinder, as pictured. It's sad to see a man walts into the wall of bad financial decisions, but until he figures it out, I may pity the bastard, but I will laugh.

A thing Bob brings up from time to time which I think is really telling on how he thinks is how he views empathy for his "enemies". He thinks the only reason scorched Earth approaches to problems are considered bad is because people in the past needed more manual labor around after conflicts and the modern world lacks such a limitation. You can freely kill as much as you want with robots and/or foreigners filling whatever void you create. Morality is just a spook you make up after you eradicate everything in your path. Even the "inalienable rights" the founding fathers bring up are merely a thing the government can give or take according to Bob.

Maybe it's internet tough guy talk but I don't know, he seems pretty genuine about only conceptualizing other people's humanity in an utilitarian sense.

 

[WelperHelper99]

A thing Bob brings up from time to time which I think is really telling on how he thinks is how he views empathy for his "enemies". He thinks the only reason scorched Earth approaches to problems are considered bad is because people in the past needed more manual labor around after conflicts and the modern world lacks such a limitation. You can freely kill as much as you want with robots and/or foreigners filling whatever void you create. Morality is just a spook you make up after you eradicate everything in your path. Even the "inalienable rights" the founding fathers bring up are merely a thing the government can give or take according to Bob.

Maybe it's internet tough guy talk but I don't know, he seems pretty genuine about only conceptualizing other people's humanity in an utilitarian sense.

Bob would be surprised how much manual labor still exists, even with machines, in factories, and especially in war. At this point we've developed survival methods integrated into vehicles to deal with nuclear fallout and radiation so we can still fight, that is how far we've come. And he would be surprised how unwilling people ate to give up their rights after the last two years. They can pass the laws they want- they only have power if they can be enforced.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

I love the fact that if i google "odious disney shill" this page shows up

bib has became such a hilarious estereotype, is unreal how much of a irl caricature he is

 

[Positron]

Quit the booze, get a real job, exercise, quit Twitter. That's the 4 part plan for Blobby to have a happier and more fulfilling life.

The job part is not happening. Bobby has no special skills; even his basic skills are deficient -- demonstrably poor verbal ability and poor social tact, and I can almost guarantee he is physically weak and has poor endurance as well. Even if his potential employers are willing to overlook his huge internet footprint, his coworkers aren't going to, and he'll be bullied so much that makes his "traumatic" high school experience feel like Elysium.

He lives in Boston, which has a big theater community, and has always wanted to make shitty low budget movies that will eventually generate into bigger projects until he's working for the MCU. Bob could easily start now.

The theater community is nothing but Twitter writ large, with the added benefit of giving Bobby real life, instead of on-line, validation.

The only way I can see him turn around is for him to drop his fedora hubris, re-join the flock, and submit his life to Jesus.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Stupid, tiring slapfight about Freeze Peach. Even when someone criticizes Greenwald's stance, Bobby can't be happy because that person also take a piss at the illiberal left.

I presume by "drank your milkshake" Bobby means "being hit by a concrete block", alluding to what happened to Andy Ngo.

He's referencing the ending scene from There Will Be Blood. Knowing the context does not make his tweet make any more sense.

The gist is Daniel Day Lewis is oil tycoon Daniel Plainview. The other guy is Eli, a charlatan cult leader who's out of money due to the great depression and is looking to sell the drilling rights for the land of one of his congregation. Plainview says he will if Eli humiliates himself in the same way Eli had Plainview humiliate himself years ago. Eli does and renounces his faith to get the money. Plainview then informs Eli that all the oil is gone because he tapped all the oil around the property years ago and drained it. He further rubs it in by telling him

That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose....Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's the straw, you see?
(He held his finger up)
Watch it.
(He walked back a few steps)
Now my straw reaches acroo-oo- oo-oss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake!
(Slurping sound)
I drink it up!

This is also where his "I'm finished" tweet from a or two ago came from. This is not a coincidence. Bob either just rewatched the movie or he thinks he's being real clever in comparing Elon to Daniel Plainview and if so I can almost promise that he didn't come up with that idea.

 

[Flexo]

Papacalypse
Dadventure
Take your Kid to Work Day

That was 10 seconds off the top of my head. How are you so dang bad at what is supposed to be your job, Bob??

 

[Shart Attack]

The job part is not happening. Bobby has no special skills; even his basic skills are deficient -- demonstrably poor verbal ability and poor social tact, and I can almost guarantee he is physically weak and has poor endurance as well. Even if his potential employers are willing to overlook his huge internet footprint, his coworkers aren't going to, and he'll be bullied so much that makes his "traumatic" high school experience feel like Elysium.

People with legit developmental disabilities like Down Syndrome are able to hold down jobs. In my previous life as a cook at a local family restaurant, our four longest lasting dishwashers were a (super nice) guy with developmental disabilities who was easily Bob's size, a (super nice) old lady who was old enough to be Bob's mom and about the same weight as him, a (super nice) old Mexican who didn't speak a word of English, and a (super nice) former drug addict who was able to work an 8 hour shift the day before he dropped dead from intestinal cancer. The only advantage they had over Bob was a decent personality. They were nice people who could get along with their coworkers, and Bob is a belligerent ass. All that stands between him and a normal job is his shitty personality.

Edit to not double post:

Papacalypse
Dadventure
Take your Kid to Work Day

That was 10 seconds off the top of my head. How are you so dang bad at what is supposed to be your job, Bob??

Lone-Wolf-and-Cub-Likes.

You can't stop Bob from making pop culture references he thinks are obscure, yet he misses easy shots like this.

 

[Positron]

He's referencing the ending scene from There Will Be Blood. Knowing the context does not make his tweet make any more sense.

Still it is perfectly on-brand with Bobby to complain that the meanies "drank his milkshake", stole his Halloween, his Christmas, the Superior Future he earned.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Lone-Wolf-and-Cub-Likes.

That one genuinely didn't come into my mind, and I have the first two omnibus volumes of the manga (I still need to get the rest).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Stupid, tiring slapfight about Freeze Peach. Even when someone criticizes Greenwald's stance, Bobby can't be happy because that person also take a piss at the illiberal left.
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So Bob is saying that his criticism is always broad and nobody is supposed to take it personally when he directs it at anyone personally and also everyone should just ignore his criticism because it's about things no single person can control since Bob says he is never asking any individual person to change their behavior?

The kind of knots you tie yourself in when you have to be a passive aggressive pussy at all times while posturing as a cream of the crop intellectual who moves worlds with your own thoughts.

I'm also obliged to once again note a lolcow (in the troon orbit) demanding "allies" adhere to cult practices.

 

[Mola Ram]

That was 10 seconds off the top of my head. How are you so dang bad at what is supposed to be your job, Bob??

All three of those lack the crucial element Bob wanted: a sneering putdown of some group he feels superior to. Bob, like many insecure wastes of flesh, has a real bad case of the I Hate Everybodies.

 

[Slur Generator]

People with legit developmental disabilities like Down Syndrome are able to hold down jobs. In my previous life as a cook at a local family restaurant, our four longest lasting dishwashers were a (super nice) guy with developmental disabilities who was easily Bob's size, a (super nice) old lady who was old enough to be Bob's mom and about the same weight as him, a (super nice) old Mexican who didn't speak a word of English, and a (super nice) former drug addict who was able to work an 8 hour shift the day before he dropped dead from intestinal cancer. The only advantage they had over Bob was a decent personality. They were nice people who could get along with their coworkers, and Bob is a belligerent ass. All that stands between him and a normal job is his shitty personality.

Edit to not double post:

Lone-Wolf-and-Cub-Likes.

You can't stop Bob from making pop culture references he thinks are obscure, yet he misses easy shots like this.

We have established that bob doesn't know anything in general but manga and anime in particular.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

So Bob is saying that his criticism is always broad and nobody is supposed to take it personally when he directs it at anyone personally and also everyone should just ignore his criticism because it's about things no single person can control since Bob says he is never asking any individual person to change their behavior?

The kind of knots you tie yourself in when you have to be a passive aggressive pussy at all times while posturing as a cream of the crop intellectual who moves worlds with your own thoughts.

I'm also obliged to once again note a lolcow (in the troon orbit) demanding "allies" adhere to cult practices.

typical superior human stuff hahaha

 

[Positron]

In other words, Chris doesn't regard the clump of cells inside a woman a person.

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Musk made a poll on whether he should step down from Twitter.

But while he is still CEO, Musk considers giving blue-tick subscribers more powers to control the narrative. This should make liberal journoroaches slobber.


He also bans tweets that advertise competitors.

AOC gets called out for her hypocrisy again, by none other than Peter Coffin.

I never understand what these types mean by "truth to power".

Bobby is completely deranged.



Musk should just permaban Lorenz; no point getting in her way of a prosperous OnlyFans career.

No matter what happens, women most affected.






Wu-man in tech on Tesla.

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Troon gets what he asks for: attention.


For a refreshing sane view:


AI art is theft!

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Anime avatar asks Bobby to recommend meta-film. He should have name-dropped Godard.



Chris is too easily impressed; Crimes is far from classic Cronenberg. While the film has a strong theme, the gratuitous details and the cryptic, rambling conversations drag it down, and Kristen Stewart is just plain annoying.

Chris's Angel has left Twitter. Good riddance.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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For a refreshing sane view:
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First off love the guy roasting Bob at the "stupid people shouldn't exist" comment. Absolute fucking Chad and got a laugh from me. What's more concerning is Bob talking about putting people on leashes. Whether you agree with gay marriage or not, I think treating people like slaves and hooking literal collars with leashes around their throats is a bit worse than calling someone gay in a derogatory manner and that gay marriage is a farce. Bob thinks himself the Optimus Prime of his story in his mind, but in reality: