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@Positron I think Bob's "in-laws" in question are his sister-in-law Sarah and his Bro-in-law, the Korean guy Catie married. Also maybe Bob's smoothbrained enough to believe that Sarah's and Azn dude's parents are HIS "in-laws" too.
The amount of things Bob doesn't understand would fill many universes, but in specific the second-hand knowledge he has from people he knows who "do auto work" is pathetically abysmal.
In the first place, Teslas are not the first cars to go splodey just sitting there. I remember an ambulance driver gave a talk at middle school one day, showing a bunch of slides. One slide showed a row of ambulances. "See that one on the far end? That one burst into flames for no reason one day just sitting there. You know why? Because it's a FOOOOOOORD!"
Second of all, Tesla isn't the only battery-powered car to catch fire. Wikipedia, which Robert loves to abuse, tells us that as of August 2021, 18 Chevrolet Bolts caught fire. It was so bad there was a recall of 111,000 Bolts and Bolt EUV's. It got to the point that even after the recall, Chevrolet was strongly recommending that any Bolt be parked OUTSIDE, 50 meters fromANYTHING other vehicles. Chevy Volts were bad too and could catch fire days after an accident.
There were also battery pack overheating incidents/fires with Dodge Ram 1500 Plug-in hybrids as well as Chrysler Town and Country plug-in Hybrids.
The Hyundai Kona electric, Hyundai Ioniq, and the Nissan Leaf have also caught fire/exploded.
While Wikipedia does mention Tesla fire incidents (about 44 known deaths relating), it said that the frequency of fires in a Tesla is an order of magnitude LOWER than with gasoline powered cars.
So, see, Bob, the problem isn't the Tesla. It's the Lithium-Ion BATTERIES. Elon didn't suddenly inject his "stupid" into the car manufacturing process and somehow is now at fault for all this shit. Elon doesn't own Hyundai, Nissan, Audi, Mercedes, BMW, Chrysler, GM, and yet all these car manufacturers have had as many or MORE car fires/explosions than Teslas. Whether electric OR gasoline.
"Hurr durr never heard of a car exploding while being towed, MUST BE ELONGATED MAN'S FAULT" is the kind of base stupidity I'd expect from Blobbert the Smoothbrained. His ignorance of how cars work is exceptional. And no, Bob, just because you didn't SEE a thing, or just because your equally smoothbrained buddies who work on (gasoline powered or diesel) cars know a thing, doesn't mean YOU know a thing. Considering Bob rarely leaves the house, I'm not surprised that there's lots of things he's never seen. And this is to mention nothing of the fact that how electric cars work, and how gas/diesel cars work is SO different, the two skills (fixing internal combustion cars vs electric) isn't really transferable in this day and age.
And even after the guy tells him WHY the car being towed caught fire, Bob's STILL too stupid to get it.
"Church People"?! NO, Bob, the word you're looking for is 'Narcissists'. This is the clearest-cut case of Golden Child/Scapegoat dynamic I've EVER seen in a Reddit post. I even saw it myself before dude brought it up. OP is clearly the Scapegoat, and OP's brother is so obviously the Golden Child (can do no wrong; parents dote on, tell Scapegoat OP to suck it up basically and tolerate the manchild they have created) that it's unreal. And yes, sometimes Narcissists Get Religion, and then this would be a "Church Family", but the root cause is NOT "church", it's a goddamn PERSONALITY DISORDER. Now maybe Bob's idiot father was a narcissist (Plenty of narcissists become alcoholics and vice versa), and thus Bob was made to conflate "Church Person" with narcissistic bullshit, and hell, maybe his mom's a covert narc. Or an Enabler. I bet you she's at least an Enabler, with how Bob's turned out. Who knows.
Regardless of which way Bob 'bet his money', he's in fact still Last of his Line, Lard of Lynn, Kwisatz Tarderach, crayon-eating, paste-Consooming, blue curtain analyzing exceptional individual.
The amount of things Bob doesn't understand would fill many universes, but in specific the second-hand knowledge he has from people he knows who "do auto work" is pathetically abysmal.
In the first place, Teslas are not the first cars to go splodey just sitting there. I remember an ambulance driver gave a talk at middle school one day, showing a bunch of slides. One slide showed a row of ambulances. "See that one on the far end? That one burst into flames for no reason one day just sitting there. You know why? Because it's a FOOOOOOORD!"
Second of all, Tesla isn't the only battery-powered car to catch fire. Wikipedia, which Robert loves to abuse, tells us that as of August 2021, 18 Chevrolet Bolts caught fire. It was so bad there was a recall of 111,000 Bolts and Bolt EUV's. It got to the point that even after the recall, Chevrolet was strongly recommending that any Bolt be parked OUTSIDE, 50 meters from
There were also battery pack overheating incidents/fires with Dodge Ram 1500 Plug-in hybrids as well as Chrysler Town and Country plug-in Hybrids.
The Hyundai Kona electric, Hyundai Ioniq, and the Nissan Leaf have also caught fire/exploded.
While Wikipedia does mention Tesla fire incidents (about 44 known deaths relating), it said that the frequency of fires in a Tesla is an order of magnitude LOWER than with gasoline powered cars.
So, see, Bob, the problem isn't the Tesla. It's the Lithium-Ion BATTERIES. Elon didn't suddenly inject his "stupid" into the car manufacturing process and somehow is now at fault for all this shit. Elon doesn't own Hyundai, Nissan, Audi, Mercedes, BMW, Chrysler, GM, and yet all these car manufacturers have had as many or MORE car fires/explosions than Teslas. Whether electric OR gasoline.
"Hurr durr never heard of a car exploding while being towed, MUST BE ELONGATED MAN'S FAULT" is the kind of base stupidity I'd expect from Blobbert the Smoothbrained. His ignorance of how cars work is exceptional. And no, Bob, just because you didn't SEE a thing, or just because your equally smoothbrained buddies who work on (gasoline powered or diesel) cars know a thing, doesn't mean YOU know a thing. Considering Bob rarely leaves the house, I'm not surprised that there's lots of things he's never seen. And this is to mention nothing of the fact that how electric cars work, and how gas/diesel cars work is SO different, the two skills (fixing internal combustion cars vs electric) isn't really transferable in this day and age.
And even after the guy tells him WHY the car being towed caught fire, Bob's STILL too stupid to get it.
"Church People"?! NO, Bob, the word you're looking for is 'Narcissists'. This is the clearest-cut case of Golden Child/Scapegoat dynamic I've EVER seen in a Reddit post. I even saw it myself before dude brought it up. OP is clearly the Scapegoat, and OP's brother is so obviously the Golden Child (can do no wrong; parents dote on, tell Scapegoat OP to suck it up basically and tolerate the manchild they have created) that it's unreal. And yes, sometimes Narcissists Get Religion, and then this would be a "Church Family", but the root cause is NOT "church", it's a goddamn PERSONALITY DISORDER. Now maybe Bob's idiot father was a narcissist (Plenty of narcissists become alcoholics and vice versa), and thus Bob was made to conflate "Church Person" with narcissistic bullshit, and hell, maybe his mom's a covert narc. Or an Enabler. I bet you she's at least an Enabler, with how Bob's turned out. Who knows.
Regardless of which way Bob 'bet his money', he's in fact still Last of his Line, Lard of Lynn, Kwisatz Tarderach, crayon-eating, paste-Consooming, blue curtain analyzing exceptional individual.
well no shit, the Hyundai Kona Electric has PLENTY of fire/explosion incidents, according to Wikipedia.
Never mind that despite shit takes by idiots like Bob, the dude that made Glass Onion said it WAS NOT about Elon Musk.
Bob is one of those people that is the exact kind of stupid Drinker is talking about, as he mentions later on, "It's a movie about Space Wizards [for children], it doesn't HAVE to make sense, Friendo!" Bob of course would expand this to ANY movie genre, because Canon doesn't mean anything and isn't important, in ANY story. Internal Consistency? What's that? Who cares, as long as SPECIAL EFFECTS GO FLASHY FLASHY AND EXPLOSIONS GO BOOM! Dopamine hits, that's where it's at, Friendo! Dear lord, it's like Bob's stuck as an easily impressed toddler with ADHD.Godzilla@1989 said:
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, QED and all that.
