Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Koby_Fish]

Of all the dipshit ways to say you hate 2A, he does it by tipping his fedora. You know what else the Constitution says we are granted by our Creator? The right to not have the government just take our stuff. The right to not be forced to house government officials. The right of 41 year old, failure to launch men to say to their corporate overlords "FUCK YOU" when they cancel your cartoons.

And what a weird way to deflect the obesity epidemic. We already know his niece and nephew are already unfortunately chonkers (thanks Lesser Brother for keeping us updated!) and they are going to have a very uphill battle to stay away from it because they are surrounded by fat people. Oh I'm sorry. They're afraid of getting shot...at the age of 4 and 6...in Revere...a democrat stronghold...filled with cultural enrichment. DAMN THOSE GUN OWNERS EXCEPT UNCLE BOB AND HIS TOTALLY REAL GUNS!

Do you know why no one else is gonna have social security? Because we keep killing off the next/replacement generation and importing low cost workers who don't pay into social security. Borders are a line on a map or some shit so it's ok I guess.

slight correction; Revere was the site of Bob's former Flooding Basement Hovel . Both Bob ('s Casa de Mama) and Chippa live in Lynn. Which itself is a Dem stronghold but is also Suburban Hades rather than inner city.

Bob's waiting for Borderless One World where borders won't matter and everybody will get Social Security or some shit.

I want to know exactly how much Robert has contributed to social security, for him to bitching about it the way he is.

complete shot in the dark here: Basically it's be the equivalent of a Believer , except Thinker . By his faith thoughts, he contributes to the Soopeeryah Fyootchah by advocating for progress and the Minecrafting of the MAGAnaiseghoulen Wheelbarrow Wight Trash to prevent those pesky superstitious Believers from impeding progress with their beliefs opinions. Somehow the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah rewards those who simp for it with wheat, personal jetpacks, rocket ships to mars with Commander Data clones, Mario-shka brains in Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex bodies in which he can BingBingWahoo forever, and a world completely-and-forever purged of Wrongthinkers.

But for serious, the only thing he "does" is tweet furiously into the Void, on a bird app he himself says doesn't matter or know anything because only 6% of all people even use it, because maybe Mommy AoC will touch his peepee if he gives her a great idea, like a clever and totally legal way to deny oxygen to the Red State Obsoletes. By "natural selection".

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

I found the one thing that would make Bob love the GTA series:

r/GTA - Everybody

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[AirdropShitposts]

The latest big fat cashcow for the medical-industral complex: obese children (Archive of CBS article). Guess what Bobby connects childhood obesity with?
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If you have "ZERO social security" why are you so fat? And how many 80 year-old-men ask for states-paid erection medicine compared with the number of 20-year-old men demanding free estrogen?

Bob how does being fat affect your social security. You were never gonna get it, it was rigged from the start, and you were a fool for thinking so. Also a Crossover with the not just bikes crowd, truly a bugman take.

- Social Security is heading toward insolvency because of Viagra, I guess? Does Bob even know how Social Security works? Does he imagine it works like Medicare?

Bobby is not going to have social security, because it was always going to fail. Too many people being non-productive, too many people letting society take care of them. Those low skill high-productivity jobs that the mayoghoulen did were driving the economy. Bob and the politicans he supports, off shored those jobs and then took damaged the funding, probably ending it sooner. Now it's just a hot-potato until it fails and the party in charge will take all of the blame.

Our Thinker better doesn't know that Social Security is an obvious ponzi scheme, that in any case Congress began raiding the trust fund in 1968 to hide deficits, that the demographic tables reversed before Bob was born (something that he mocks people concerned about in other instances) and that Social Security is just an income check. The extra irony is, as Shart Attack noted*, he's actually talking about Medicare which is also sort of a ponzi scheme, has even worse financial tables than Social Security (which sometimes runs a surplus still under certain circumstances, Medicare basically never has), will consume more than the rest of the entire national debt in our lifetimes and was one of the reasons they started raiding Social Security in the first place because the costs for Medicare were so far off from projections right off the bat.

Bob also doesn't realize what the solution to the "fact" he's complaining about would be: punishing taxes on him and everyone else below his age.

As for his Second Amendment thing, others probably already addressed this but I skipped over it because the rest of that part of his comment was tedious, I just note* that he says "you keep insisting your imaginary friend in the clouds entitles you to" but I note* that the text is pretty clear and does not mention any imaginary friend anywhere:


I will note* that in other instances Bob has advocated for ignoring the law completely to do whatever he wants and calling on those actually in power to do this quite regularly even when he accidentally knows what the law actually is so the lack of an imaginary friend in the plain text would probably not be persuasive in getting him to not dismiss "the right of the people ... shall not be infringed" as meaningless drivel.

edit: *note note note note note note learn to write dummy

 

[TowinKarz]

You'd think Mr. Thinker himself (lol) would know that EVERY form of Government spending that claims to be sustainable without taxation is a Ponzi Scheme, because outside of very limited circumstances, the Government has no way to actually MAKE any real income.

 

[Shart Attack]

The extra irony is, as Shart Attack noted*, he's actually talking about Medicare which is also sort of a ponzi scheme, has even worse financial tables than Social Security (which sometimes runs a surplus still under certain circumstances, Medicare basically never has), will consume more than the rest of the entire national debt in our lifetimes and was one of the reasons they started raiding Social Security in the first place because the costs for Medicare were so far off from projections right off the bat.

To make it even dumber, even if he is thinking of Medicare, and even if he had said Medicare, it would still be completely wrong because Medicare doesn't cover ED medication, except in the rare case it's prescribed to treat another condition.

Bob just says shit. It doesn't have to make sense, it doesn't have to have any tether to reality. As long as he writes something, he's convinced he's owned someone.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

And the thread reached its first 100 pages! Congrats, everyone! It still isn't growing as fast as Boberto's gunt, but I'm sure this thread can overtake it!

 

[Koby_Fish]

Our Thinker better doesn't know that Social Security is an obvious ponzi scheme, that in any case Congress began raiding the trust fund in 1968 to hide deficits, that the demographic tables reversed before Bob was born (something that he mocks people concerned about in other instances) and that Social Security is just an income check. The extra irony is, as Shart Attack noted*, he's actually talking about Medicare which is also sort of a ponzi scheme, has even worse financial tables than Social Security (which sometimes runs a surplus still under certain circumstances, Medicare basically never has), will consume more than the rest of the entire national debt in our lifetimes and was one of the reasons they started raiding Social Security in the first place because the costs for Medicare were so far off from projections right off the bat.

Bob also doesn't realize what the solution to the "fact" he's complaining about would be: punishing taxes on him and everyone else below his age.

As for his Second Amendment thing, others probably already addressed this but I skipped over it because the rest of that part of his comment was tedious, I just note* that he says "you keep insisting your imaginary friend in the clouds entitles you to" but I note* that the text is pretty clear and does not mention any imaginary friend anywhere:
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I will note* that in other instances Bob has advocated for ignoring the law completely to do whatever he wants and calling on those actually in power to do this quite regularly even when he accidentally knows what the law actually is so the lack of an imaginary friend in the plain text would probably not be persuasive in getting him to not dismiss "the right of the people ... shall not be infringed" as meaningless drivel.

edit: *note note note note note note learn to write dummy

Bob thinks that because the Second Amendment was conceived of by Believers who at least acknowledged Invisible Sky Daddy (some of the Founders were Deists but not specifically Christian exactly IIRC), that it is a product of Mindless Belief in Sky Daddy and thus must be discarded. Only a superstition from a "Sky Daddy" (specifically denied by Bob as even existing) would empower everybody to carry muskets in defense of the USA people to defend themselves with *gasp* firearms! Again, disarming of the populace is a distinctly COMMUNIST tactic, and Bob claims he hates Commienism (despite also simping for a UBI) but yet he can't see that for what it is, because god forbid the Red State Barrow Wight Trash have anything the ability to counter any attempts to deny them oxygen in Minecraft via "natural selection".
However, the smoothness of Bob's brain is revealed. Would Bob treat any of the enumerated rights in the Bill of Rights and other Constitutional Amendments this way? I know he's borderline doing this about the First Amendment ("LOL Muh FREEZE PEACH!"), but what about the ones that Bob would consider IMPORTANT? Like seriously, Bob, should the entire Bill of Rights, Constitution and Amendments all be rendered null and void because Sky Daddy? It's thanks to filthy believers that you have any rights at all, Bob!

To make it even dumber, even if he is thinking of Medicare, and even if he had said Medicare, it would still be completely wrong because Medicare doesn't cover ED medication, except in the rare case it's prescribed to treat another condition.

Bob just says shit. It doesn't have to make sense, it doesn't have to have any tether to reality. As long as he writes something, he's convinced he's owned someone.

It makes sense only in the context of Bob's mad old boomers are getting some and he can't even get his dick wet no matter how hard he tries, let alone find/reach it himself in the folds of fat in order to fap. Like I mentioned earlier, this is a VERY weird thing for Bob to be upset about unless it reminds him of his own shortcomings and is mad because he's always mad even while buzzed and the booze plus beetus sure isn't helping HIM get it up.

Bob Princess Peach Fleshlight Saga When?

 

[Homer Simpson]

And the thread reached its first 100 pages! Congrats, everyone! It still isn't growing as fast as Boberto's gunt, but I'm sure this thread can overtake it!

I saw his name and thought "I haven't seen what blobs upto" and jumped to the most recent before realizing it was o ly 100 pages and got confused for a moment.

Bobby retweets a lot about The Last Of Us TV.

You know, I remember blob getting upset cape shit didn't follow the source material to a high enough degree for him. Now we have TLOU tv show, and he is okay with it leaving the source material?

 

[NaggotFigger]

You'd think Mr. Thinker himself (lol) would know that EVERY form of Government spending that claims to be sustainable without taxation is a Ponzi Scheme, because outside of very limited circumstances, the Government has no way to actually MAKE any real income.

He thinks that literally insulting about Government spendings is a good idea and claims that it was a Ponzi Scheme really is absolutely retarded. Clearly that means that he has dealt with taxes and hated it as much as the other way. Insulting about the Government would not even notice them, and that Bob will have to dealt with taxes when the day comes. Very bad idea to talk shit about it, Robert.

You know, I remember blob getting upset cape shit didn't follow the source material to a high enough degree for him. Now we have TLOU tv show, and he is okay with it leaving the source material?

He is being absolutely hypocritical about it. Truly retarded in his own way. There are lots of movies and TV series that basically ruined by wokeness and heel-turned away from the source material, he hates it. On the other hand, TLOU TV show? Hurr-durr, it is good with no source materia1, do not @ me!
Not following any source material will actually hurt what the original creator or the actor wanted for any show adaptations. Especially when it was The Witcher, literally never listen to Cavill and trash Sapkowski’s source material and then turn it into a trashfire of a Netflix show. Even the prequel would never save shit from that, because of Hissrich’s refusal to listen to Cavill, Sapkowski and the fans, literally ruined the TV show experience.
Lacking the source material and refusal to listen to the original creator will end up with woke garbage with strong independent women trashing the whole show. I do not even have high hopes about TLOU either, when it happens not to follow the source material. Dumb SJW take, Bob.

 

[Positron]

Tucker Carlson claims both the Biden administration and the Chinese government have undermined democracy in Brazil, by erecting a criminal to be the country's president.

Everyone can see the Brazilian election was rigged.


I thought Democrats are ontologically incapable of racism?

The squabble over this tweet is still going on two days later.

"Indulge in my persecution complex or I'll block you" is indeed a prevalent attitude among some dumb, shitty white guys. They even have a browser extension called "Shinigami Eyes" for this purpose.

I don't know who this tweet is directed to.

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Bobby goes hunting for racists. I presume this is RRR.




Bobby bangs his cymbals like a monkey as he spots some obscure entity in an MCU trailer.

Snyder bros.


Cartoon:




BTW in case anyone still cares about Lesser Brother's e-begging.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Adam himself is like a male Anita Sarkeesian - he doesn't like games, he doesn't play games, but he played a gamer on TV for money.

Never thought I'd say something positive about Anita but - unlike Adam - at least her on-camera behavior couldn't be described as "a quick break between doing bumps". Good heavens, I remember making drug jokes about the guy back when he was still TechTV.

BTW in case anyone still cares about Lesser Brother's e-begging.

Ah, those trend lines do my heart good. I'm surprised he managed to rope in one new patron to financially replace the two he recently lost. (Not that having fewer patrons spending more money individually is a good thing.)

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I want to know exactly how much Robert has contributed to social security, for him to bitching about it the way he is.

He exists, that's all the contribution he believes he needs to make for him to have an opinion on anything.

I found the one thing that would make Bob love the GTA series:

r/GTA - Everybody

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In an old GO video he made when GTA4 came out, he said he was a fan of the series and gave his opinion on the previous games... except he later admitted in his book that when those came out, he wasn't playing any games. It's yet another case of him trying to be cool despite not playing a game and just going by reviews, articles, and forum posts he's glanced at.

Considering how pissed he was at the poster for Mario+Rabbids featuring Mario with a gun, he'd flip his shit if you showed him a Mario modded GTA game.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Wow, Movie Bob is so fat even his original thread couldn't handle it anymore.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I will note* that in other instances Bob has advocated for ignoring the law completely to do whatever he wants and calling on those actually in power to do this quite regularly even when he accidentally knows what the law actually is so the lack of an imaginary friend in the plain text would probably not be persuasive in getting him to not dismiss "the right of the people ... shall not be infringed" as meaningless drivel.

To give as much credit as I can to Bob's...argument(?) The Constitution does start off saying that we are endowed by our Creator certain unalienable rights meaning that the Christ-o-fascists have their belief in their sky daddy giving them baby killers hard coded into the document...?

I put in more thought into sick burn than he clearly did and even then I can't make his lazy non-sequitur work.

Rando - "We shouldn't just be willy nilly giving kids drugs to help them with an issue that easily and naturally corrected"

Bob - "They afraid that you're gonna shoot them because you believe in superstitions like a god! Also your dick doesn't work!"

Rando - "Wut?"

Bob - "You are not a person"

I kinda wonder if he got so upset because he views their responses as somehow an attack on his fat ass and his fat family.

Cartoon:

What a hell of a way to sell your show.
"Please mindlessly watch this show so I can have continue to have a job! It's really short and I guess it's kinda funny in places! YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ELSE COME ON!"

Who the fuck is Adam Sessler and why does he have a legacy blue tick?

Fun fact! Adam has his own thread!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/adam-sessler.40394/

And you can catch up on the beginning of his latest break down here.

Some YouTubers like Geeks + Gamers and Yellow Flash submitted videos about Adam Sessler's latest meltdown thanks to Lofti Pixels on Twitter.

And holy shit. They weren't kidding.
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[TowinKarz]

To give as much credit as I can to Bob's...argument(?) The Constitution does start off saying that we are endowed by our Creator certain unalienable rights meaning that the Christ-o-fascists have their belief in their sky daddy giving them baby killers hard coded into the document...?

Which can immediately be defused by pointing out that "Creator" is such a generic term that EVERYONE of all religious (and even nonreligious) stripes is included.

Yes, it "justifies" Christofascists, I suppose.

But it also gives just as much legitimacy to Islamofascists, Judeofascists, Buddofascists and regular ol' fascists who don't believe in a God at all.

For all the bellyaching and pointed fingers at how the Founders were a bunch of Sky Daddyists, no one ever asks why they put "Creator" in the Constitution instead of just flat out saying "God"?

Typical leftist "arguing" - trying to prove your inaction had sinister motives when you won't overtly act how they feel you should. Like saying that you left a pair of unattended expensive shoes in an empty locker room alone not because you are against stealing, but, you were afraid a black person might have touched them....

 

[WelperHelper99]

Tucker Carlson claims both the Biden administration and the Chinese government have undermined democracy in Brazil, by erecting a criminal to be the country's president.
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Everyone can see the Brazilian election was rigged.

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I thought Democrats are ontologically incapable of racism?

The squabble over this tweet is still going on two days later.
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"Indulge in my persecution complex or I'll block you" is indeed a prevalent attitude among some dumb, shitty white guys. They even have a browser extension called "Shinigami Eyes" for this purpose.

Bob acting like Brazil wasn't rigged or Democrats aren't racists too ( being the party of slavery) is brain dead. And being racist to whites is just as bad- you're one too lol.

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Bobby goes hunting for racists. I presume this is RRR.
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A guy doesn't like a Indian movie? With their thick accents, maybe he couldn't understand it Bob, it's why I hate tech support.

Which can immediately be defused by pointing out that "Creator" is such a generic term that EVERYONE of all religious (and even nonreligious) stripes is included.

Yes, it "justifies" Christofascists, I suppose.

But it also gives just as much legitimacy to Islamofascists, Judeofascists, Buddofascists and regular ol' fascists who don't believe in a God at all.

For all the bellyaching and pointed fingers at how the Founders were a bunch of Sky Daddyists, no one ever asks why they put "Creator" in the Constitution instead of just flat out saying "God"?

Typical leftist "arguing" - trying to prove your inaction had sinister motives when you won't overtly act how they feel you should. Like saying that you left a pair of unattended expensive shoes in an empty locker room alone not because you are against stealing, but, you were afraid a black person might have touched them....

If you think the big bang created everything and evolution did it, boom, your creator. Bob trying to ignore that the second amendment exists on this point is a fallacy- if you believe you came from somewhere, anywhere, even a cosmic fluke, that's what created you. Also Bob's takes on the 2nd Ammendment are stupid. How are you going to get rid of the believers without fighting? Seriously Blob, how? I don't plan on dying easily.

 

[OutInTheRain]

It's like something out of a cartoon. I don't understand why people keep falling for this larp. The flags still have creases in them for fucks sake. If it looks to good to be true it probably is. Of course Blobby doesn't realize this, because this is literally what he thinks the other side is.

Bobby goes hunting for racists. I presume this is RRR.

Blobbo is mad that people he hates like RRR. He can't dump on the movie, because that would mean he could be called racist, so he's trying a new way to shit on it and the people who like it. By the way RRR is pretty good, if you like dumb over the top action movies.
Bobby is like a couple of people I know sadly. His politics determine whether or not they like a piece of media, and the politics of the people who like pieces of media determine whether he likes it as well. Like his Dark Knight sperging. It's definately a sad way to live one's life.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

It's like something out of a cartoon. I don't understand why people keep falling for this larp. The flags still have creases in them for fucks sake. If it looks to good to be true it probably is. Of course Blobby doesn't realize this, because this is literally what he thinks the other side is.

Blobbo is mad that people he hates like RRR. He can't dump on the movie, because that would mean he could be called racist, so he's trying a new way to shit on it and the people who like it. By the way RRR is pretty good, if you like dumb over the top action movies.
Bobby is like a couple of people I know sadly. His politics determine whether or not they like a piece of media, and the politics of the people who like pieces of media determine whether he likes it as well. Like his Dark Knight sperging. It's definately a sad way to live one's life.

All of Bob's fans talk the same. like reject redditors. dood if you say you are not racist you are actually le hecking racist. this reminds me of that totes unchungus viral video i watched! he has like a contingent of 30 people who havent realized hes a joke yet because of their autism or like pretension sunk cost fallacy

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Which can immediately be defused by pointing out that "Creator" is such a generic term that EVERYONE of all religious (and even nonreligious) stripes is included.

Yes, it "justifies" Christofascists, I suppose.

But it also gives just as much legitimacy to Islamofascists, Judeofascists, Buddofascists and regular ol' fascists who don't believe in a God at all.

For all the bellyaching and pointed fingers at how the Founders were a bunch of Sky Daddyists, no one ever asks why they put "Creator" in the Constitution instead of just flat out saying "God"?

Typical leftist "arguing" - trying to prove your inaction had sinister motives when you won't overtly act how they feel you should. Like saying that you left a pair of unattended expensive shoes in an empty locker room alone not because you are against stealing, but, you were afraid a black person might have touched them....

The reality is you could even change it to "the right of all sentient beings", the whole point is that human right are above the governments and its whims.

 

[TowinKarz]

If you think the big bang created everything and evolution did it, boom, your creator. Bob trying to ignore that the second amendment exists on this point is a fallacy- if you believe you came from somewhere, anywhere, even a cosmic fluke, that's what created you. Also Bob's takes on the 2nd Ammendment are stupid. How are you going to get rid of the believers without fighting? Seriously Blob, how? I don't plan on dying easily.

He's gone on record, when forced to actually explain the logistics of The Purge (tm), that only a handful of people might have to be shot. Which local authorities can more than handle, maybe the National Guard if it's a particularly hard red county....

He thinks the vast majority of Red America is utterly dependent on Blue States via government handout. He literally thinks EVEYRONE not living in a city gets welfare and lives in a trailer, and every manufacturing plant gets deep subsidiaries to keep making Model T's that , just get broken down at the end of the line and recycled back into the plant, as nobody actually BUYS any of the obsolete stuff we make.

Thus, he believes that if the superior Blue States just stop giving us money, we'll naturally starve and die in a couple of months.

Yeah, it's naïve, but you expected more from him?