Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't even know Hancock is a Marvel property.

It isn't. Even if it was I don't know if Cuck Smith's wife would've let him reprise his role as a somewhat manly hero. It's even more confusing as to why he thought this was clever because Hancock wasn't even good. The premise and the first part of it is pretty great, sure, but the movie is completely wrecked once, I think, at the half way point it's revealed that Hancock is actually some sort of immortal, divine creation of the gods or is a god or some bullshit and as a fail safe against him getting too powerful he has a white woman counter part whom he's attracted to and the closer he gets to the white woman the weaker he becomes until even a mere club can kill him. Disney would just love to resurrect this hero if only Cuck Smith wasn't so limp wristed that he couldn't knock out a man he has a whole foot over.

 

[Flexo]

Important meme for Bob:


@Koby_Fish

Most fedora-tipping atheism 101 spergs don't understand the interaction between Jesus and the Rich Young Man. Jesus was speaking specifically TO him, not to everybody reading the text or hearing those words, in that context. This is because Jesus knew that the rich young man treasured possessions over following Jesus. In that context, the Disciples themselves 'left all things' (Peter and his fisherman crew quit fishing, for instance) to literally follow Jesus around. It's not a general thing to apply in a broader context of Christianity.

If you really want to have fun, @Koby_Fish, point out to those fedora wearers (and some Catholics) that nowadays the poor in America (save the very, VERY bottom homeless folks) have greater wealth than that Young Rich Man. I mean what would aspirin be worth to him?

 

[Koby_Fish]

@Koby_Fish , responding to your post, the day we get computers small enough to pack our brains into a robot is the day Christ comes , because that's pure antichrist shit lol.


This is what needed to be done ages ago. And they're not being idiots and going after shit like D&D. Is it a bit heavy handed? You could make the argument. But when teachers are showing kids literal porn and telling them about sex when they're 6, action should be taken.

It fucking figures Bob loves the Antichrist, because he absolutely fucking does, given he wants his immortal consciousness uploaded to a Mario-shka brain (a take-off on the "Matrioshka" brain) in a Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex body by which he can live and bing bing wahoo forever. If the Antichrist offers this to him, you bet your ass he'll take it. Also guarantee that if he takes it he ackshually dies and goes to Hell, while a simulacrum of Bob will exist in the robot body. He can fistshake from Tartarus-Sheol (he sure as SHIT ain't going to the "Elysian Fields" side - see the story of The Rich Man and Lazarus) at the robot that stole his body, his consciousness, and his bing bing wahoo forever. But maybe in Hell, he'll get to Bing Bing Wahoo forever, except it's like Super Mario Frustration, and he can't get past the first level, and the lava is real lava. Behold Bob's future in eternity:

 

[Tacgnol]

It fucking figures Bob loves the Antichrist, because he absolutely fucking does, given he wants his immortal consciousness uploaded to a Mario-shka brain (a take-off on the "Matrioshka" brain) in a Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex body by which he can live and bing bing wahoo forever. If the Antichrist offers this to him, you bet your ass he'll take it. Also guarantee that if he takes it he ackshually dies and goes to Hell, while a simulacrum of Bob will exist in the robot body. He can fistshake from Tartarus-Sheol (he sure as SHIT ain't going to the "Elysian Fields" side - see the story of The Rich Man and Lazarus) at the robot that stole his body, his consciousness, and his bing bing wahoo forever. But maybe in Hell, he'll get to Bing Bing Wahoo forever, except it's like Super Mario Frustration, and he can't get past the first level, and the lava is real lava. Behold Bob's future in eternity:

Bob in the Shell: Fat and Alone Complex

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bobby was born, not raised, to be a Thinker.
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Last year he was crying about still being in debt and needing college debt forgiveness, so either he was lying then to appeal to the lefties, or he's lying now. Considering his spending habits, I can see him still not being able to pay off a twenty year old debt. Mommy probably paid it for him so he could get out of her house quicker.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bobby was born, not raised, to be a Thinker.

Bob would like to believe that he is offering sage insight, but his words are merely the banalities he unthinkingly repeats. Seriously, this malformed lump of flesh and adipose doesn't even has an inner monologue or any filter between what passes for a brain and his mouth because he would realize how asinine his views and comments are if had one. I have ugly thoughts--we all do--but my inner monologue affords me enough self-awareness to challenge those thoughts and prevent me from sperging out on Twitter as Bob does 24/7. Cognitive behavioral therapy would do wonders for him, but that would require Bob take responsibility for his own mental health and actions. We can't have that, can we?

 

[OutInTheRain]

Bobby self projecting once again, if he was gone tomorrow the only people would care would be the thread regulars, everyone who knows him in real life would just breathe a sigh of relief about it being over.

Bobby was born, not raised, to be a Thinker.

Blobby isn't ant-fascist because he is a self-proclaimed thinker, he is an anti-fascist because the man on the tv told him all thinkers are anti-fascist. He is a man who can't define fascism, let alone spell it without first using auto-correct. It's Blobby's belief in his own superiority, that informs his decisions, and belief systems. See Blobby is the end state of every self-hating small town pseudo-intellectual. He's a real life Cliff Clavan, without the wit, charm and all around good nature. He claims to have knowledge, in fact superior knowledge on all things but struggles with the concept of portion sizes.

He thinks the worthless traditions of the past, like the nuclear family and personal responsibility are outmoded and views of the obsolete. He prefers the new superior traditions of being a 40 year old virgin, being unable to see his own dick when he looks down, and dying alone, unmourned and unloved, in a pauper's grave joining the rotting, diabetic foot he lost years prior.

He rails against the God of Abraham, calling him cruel, and mutters something about mixed fibers and the book of Leviticus, calling it outdated, and none of the morality and philosophy has no place in the world of superior new god of the state! Founded by men of reason! Intelligence! but not those founders, they owned slaves and therefore are heretics in the new religion of the infallible state. Unless of course the man on the tv says otherwise, because the man on the tv is never wrong. He would even give the state it's most holy tithe of income tax, gladly, loudly and enthusiastically...but alas he has never made enough income to be taxed.

He is a warrior against the cruel system of power that makes what one puts into life, is what one gets out of it. He struggles against the tyranny of the golden rule of do unto others as you would have them do unto you. He should be able to condemn and abuse at will, due to his self-proclaimed super-genius intellect. He should be able to live a life of unfettered hedonism, because he is a golden god compared to those obsolete mayo-ghoulen, with their happy families, fulfilled lives and lack of basement dwelling.

Blobby's beliefs don't come from the appearance that it is the easiest and simplest way to feel superior to those that have easily eclipsed his meager accomplishments in life and stave off the day he attempts to shove a gout swollen toe through the trigger of a shotgun. No, for he preaches for his hope in the superior future, to his ministry of the NEET, the furry, the troon, the pseudo-intellectual and the sex offender, although I repeat myself.He preaches for TPTB the Cardinals of the Holy Superior Future to take notice and gift him his holy robot body, to contain the immensity of his genius intellect in a machine that will only need as much RAM as a Super Nintendo, to preach forevermore.

 

[dzonatan]

Well apparently 99% of human cultures can't conceive of an Omnipotent Omniscient literal God Mode being.

I mean Lucifer/Satan tried to pull the "creation trying to become stronger than the Creator" bit, and we all know how that turned out.

But that's not even the point here. In Captain Planet, the Earth is LITERALLY BEING HURT BY ITSELF.

That's really only Abrahamic mythology.
Check out any other mythology and you'll get plenty of stories where gods get duped by lowly humans.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Necroing the hell outa this

Something called Night Court.

I agree that "surprise transwoman" should be a dead trope; trannies are so garishly trans that even a slime mold can sense and avoid them. And nice to see a staunch ally like Bobby spells "transwoman" as one word.

Fuck you, Night Court was great!

With some caveats:

- A lot of it has aged poorly.
- The first season (which hadn't yet found its niche in surrealism and was instead a much more standard sitcom) and the last couple of seasons (when they were past the point of exhaustion and written after a reprieve from cancellation) were never that good.
- This reboot is an awful idea and will likely not capture the original's feel at all since the guy behind it, Reinhold Weege, is uninvolved on account of having died in 2012.
- You are 100% right that Bob is lying about having been a fan of the original. It went off the air when Bob was eleven; it debuted when he was two.

Well I stand corrected. I will admit that comparing it to Big Bang Theory was a low blow as that show is pure garbage. Also a number of my problems with the show come from me never actually seeing the show, only the clips and all of them just make me feel dead inside from the nonsensical absurdism. That might just be a byproduct of me being a cynical asshole or me seeing them out of context which would be my own fault. It's just nothing about anything that I've seen has ever made me go "I'm kinda interested in the story arc of this show".

Speaking of fake fans! The lead lady, Melissa Rauch. states in the promo vid she too claims to be a big fan of the show but I'm pressing X to doubt. She was born in 1980 making her just one year older than Bob.
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...oh no...

For added fun, check out the Early Life section! It may just surprise you!

To put more nails in this coffin, Melissa is playing Abby Stone. She is the daughter of Harry Stone and taking up his job as the judge of THE Night Court. I'm sorry but I've seen to much throw away media, IP desecration, and am far to cynical to see this as anything other than some writer's fan fic, possibly even a self insert. To top it off, based on the production photos and videos I've seen it looks like they're not even trying anything new or even dipping into surrealism. It looks like they're just doing a shot for shot remake of the show with a chick in the lead role. What is old is now new again.
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The sole writer on this, Dan Rubin, lists him as the writer of these shows on IMDB
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Not exactly a stunning pedigree.

As a fellow fan of things that have been dug up from the grave and forced to dance by being jolted by electricity to have pennies thrown at it, let me say that I'm sorry that the thing you enjoyed is now suffering a second death for the sake of profit.

Because hack fraud Midwesterners watched the first episode.

It seems that it's as bad as we feared and Bob, being a fan of the original show mind you, must be shattered.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Bob's fantasy of making it rain

 

[Koby_Fish]

That's really only Abrahamic mythology.
Check out any other mythology and you'll get plenty of stories where gods get duped by lowly humans.

yes i am aware of that. >.> But to reiterate. 99% of human cultures apparently can't conceive of a deity or powerful spirit or set of spirits that is Omnipotent, Omniscient, and Omnipresent. If you look at nearly ANY non-Abrahamic mythology, the gods and lesser spirits are based off of tangible things - people, animals, inanimate objects, celestial objects, etc. Because holy shit mythwriters are some fanficcers. If you made your Mythology up, you can write whatever you want, including Bob's beloved capeshit. Usually those types of ancient stories involve a trickery and the mind, rather than say brute strength, anyway, but that still doesn't really make sense to me unless there's some really smoothbrained lesser spirits of Downs Syndrome or something.

The only way a 'god' could get duped by humans is if the 'god' cannot look into a human mind. In which case, is it really a 'god'?! No, no it is not. A universe where the 'gods' are every bit as flawed as the humans is quite frankly a hopeless concept.

Bob said he isn't an atheist, thinks "religion" (as long as it isn't Skydaddy) is "delightful" (WTF why does he use that word, he sounds like an old lady doing that. Maybe he picked it up from his mom lol.)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Necroing the hell outa this



Because hack fraud Midwesterners watched the first episode.

It seems that it's as bad as we feared and Bob, being a fan of the original show mind you, must be shattered.

The fuck is wrong with Night Court? That was 80's gold. I'm sure @YankeeTrader would agree.

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

welp, since cape shit spergery is back on the menu, here it goes:

That is not what the authority is, at all. Robert probably got this shit take from skimming the wiki and reddit. But goddamn, it is fucking incredible that he says such a stupid shit without even take a break to think it over.

Nah, he just googled images, saw the gory edgelord shit and hey, it must be just like the boys. And yeah, The Authority is very british on the gore side of things, it was Warren Ellis who "created" the comics (I know the original character's were Jim Lee's Stormwatch, but I never read that shit), but as far as the original Ellis Run, you could say that they were rather straight forward comics fare with, again, that british 2000AD edgelord, as in, "The Authority doesn't answer to governments, they do what is needed to do" kinda of shit.

But the authority were not some fucking "evil" pastiche from the Justice League like the seven were. Besides working independently from governments, their first adventures were rather straight-forward, like fighting a terrorist country that mass produces kamikaze super-humans, or stopping the invasion of a imperial british army from a alternative earth.

Yes, I know that latter on, when Millar take over the book, we get more into this "evil superhero" bullshit, complete with the ever fresh commentary on how comic books screw over their creators and yes, they make a evil version of the authority... But I'm gonna be real with you guys, I don't remember much from the Millar run besides some Frank Quietly's art and a super-powered hillbilly monster.

Also, Millar's run on the authority is confusing as fuck and shit, But besides the hillbilly monster,I do remember this piece of shit writing from Millar at the end of the first series, And I'm not gonna watch these movies regardless, but I would piss myself laughing if this is where they will go with The Authority:

And jesus Robert, you could at least pretend that you read these fucking things...

 

[OutInTheRain]

That is not what the authority is, at all. Robert probably got this shit take from skimming the wiki and reddit. But goddamn, it is fucking incredible that he says such a stupid shit without even take a break to think it over.

I literally just listened to several people go "Wow I can't wait for people to wiki The Authority and claim to be fans, or even have heard of them." Low and behold here is blobbo with the reddit take, right on schedule.

DC bros, I feel for you. I don't think there is a fandom that has been kicked around so much and so hard. I was kind of hoping Gunn might fix things. But I saw the release slate...and was wrong.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

And jesus Robert, you could at least pretend that you read these fucking things...

He is pretending, just like he pretends to be an expert on everything. But of course, like everything else, he's fucking terrible at it.

 

[dzonatan]

yes i am aware of that. >.> But to reiterate. 99% of human cultures apparently can't conceive of a deity or powerful spirit or set of spirits that is Omnipotent, Omniscient, and Omnipresent. If you look at nearly ANY non-Abrahamic mythology, the gods and lesser spirits are based off of tangible things - people, animals, inanimate objects, celestial objects, etc. Because holy shit mythwriters are some fanficcers. If you made your Mythology up, you can write whatever you want, including Bob's beloved capeshit. Usually those types of ancient stories involve a trickery and the mind, rather than say brute strength, anyway, but that still doesn't really make sense to me unless there's some really smoothbrained lesser spirits of Downs Syndrome or something.

The only way a 'god' could get duped by humans is if the 'god' cannot look into a human mind. In which case, is it really a 'god'?! No, no it is not. A universe where the 'gods' are every bit as flawed as the humans is quite frankly a hopeless concept.

Bob said he isn't an atheist, thinks "religion" (as long as it isn't Skydaddy) is "delightful" (WTF why does he use that word, he sounds like an old lady doing that. Maybe he picked it up from his mom lol.)

If you stop holding gods to ridiculous Abrahamic standard then yes. Gods can still be gods.

 

[Positron]

Rando seethes because the NYT doesn't villify DeSantis as they did Trump.



I'm not familiar with any of the titles, but why should a high school library stock multiple copies of so many books?

Teen Vogue


Women and trannies become toxic because men will otherwise kill them

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"Waters" is of course Maxine Waters, who as even Trump knows is brain damaged.

George Santos


Ukraine


Because Ukraine has been so profitable, the Military Industrial Complex is eyeing a bigger market -- as Jimmy Dore says, they are trying to start a war with China.


Did Carlson's face get redder?


Jordan Peterson urges American people to write to the Congress about some situation in Iran.

Maybe we shall write to Congress to urge them ban MCU, like, you know, every Islamic Fundamentalist government does.


The real Karen is the one who held the camera: she told the girl that they could call the cops if she wanted. The woman with the hose is doing a voluntary public service.

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Randos claim Peter Parker would condone piracy because he is working class. Bobby seems to agree.

Reminder that Bobby also claims to be working class -- the new working class anyway -- himself.

Netflix clamps down on illegal sharing of accounts. It is so unfair because edge cases.


Bobby defends his own copyright infringement: it is all the fault of busybodies!!!

Creative Cultural Elite Thinkers, service us "working class" harder or we'll pirate the shit out of you!


A better metaphor is what happened just before the dot.com bust. I don't know why Bobby used the real estate example instead.

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The first cultural event of the year: James Gunn made a poll


Bobby wants Superman to be more colorful.


Preferring to keep Superman's trunk is a sign of intellectual evolution.


The people have spoken: capeshit has to evolve, which Bobby hates.

If canon doesn't matter in capeshit, then why should "comic accurate" or "on model" matter?

Bobby picks on a Norwegian for misspelling an English word.


People know only too well what will happen to DCEU under Gunn.


Predictably, Bobby gets roasted again for his own media illiteracy.


Pissing off "Trumpsuckers" is how you run a movie studio.

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Bobby pines for Batgirl like his enemies pine for the Snyder Cut.

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Star Wars


More gay shit:







I don't know this game at all; sounds like the average jappy hentai.


Not a bad idea. A gore film with crazy hippos would be quite realistic.

Bobby is very busy; he may have Imposter Syndrome too.

 

[JayHarrison]

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Nah. If there's any bad guy Moviebob would ever be case for, it would be a braindead clone of Captain Planet's Duke Nukem. Bob's got the girth and has more than ample evil coersing through its veins.

"Waters" is of course Maxine Waters, who as even Trump knows is brain damaged.

Perinent question: Why the ever-loving fuck aren't Maxine Waters and Moviebob wearing strait jackets as they are housed in padded cells? Sometimes, I hate reality.

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Ukraine
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Objection! Moviebob's comments are irrelevant, immaterial, and completely incompetent.

Because Ukraine has been so profitable, the Military Industrial Complex is eyeing a bigger market -- as Jimmy Dore says, they are trying to start a war with China.
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As described by Moviebob, chickenshit. (My apologies to America's poultry farming industry for the comparison.)

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Moviebob should have been kicked off Twitter several hundred times by now. Get your fukcing act together, Musk!

The real Karen is the one who held the camera: she told the girl that they could call the cops if she wanted. The woman with the hose is doing a voluntary public service.

Yeah, let's call the cops in response to an elderly neighbor... [checks notes] washing down the sidewalk.

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A better metaphor is what happened just before the dot.com bust. I don't know why Bobby used the real estate example instead.

Because Moviebob has the writing composition skills of a turnip. (I offer my sincerest apologies to America's turnip farmers.)

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Bobby picks on a Norwegian for misspelling an English word.

I think there's a phrase that applies here. Something about two distinct stovetop implements, maybe? I think they both are used to boil water, and I think one of which whistles when its contents reaches a boil... (And, yes, I will openly admit to missspelling wurdz on okazhin.)

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Remember: Moviebob still confuses its (belonging to it) and it's ("it is").

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People know only too well what will happen to DCEU under Gunn.
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Predictably, Bobby gets roasted again for his own media illiteracy.
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Optimusbroh's graphic interpretation of Moviebob is on the nose... maybe too on the nose.

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Pissing off "Trumpsuckers" is how you run a movie studio.
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Moviebob's been pissing and moaning about Donald Trump ad nauseum (heavy on the nauseum).

That only means one thing: Trump did the world a favor by perpetually pissing off Bigotbob and Bullybob. That alone earns Trump some of my respect.

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Not a bad idea. A gore film with crazy hippos would be quite realistic.

Would a hippo eating Moviebob constitute cannibalism?

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Bobby is very busy; he may have Imposter Syndrome too.
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And if AI bots continue to improve in their writing abilities, Moviebob could be rendered (even more than already) obsolete within months.

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

Taking these from @Positron , as always dooing the lord's work:

It is really fucking weird to get this worked up over a child's chalk drawing, and I mean Robert ready to call anyone subhuman and impotent rage all over this shit.

If the kid's scribbles are oh so precious and cute, then take the kid to your home and have her drawing all over your walls. Even if it is just a parking lot, it isn't a dumpster, and the kid isn't the next Picasso, so chill with this coddling bullshit, kid needs to learn she can't drawn wherever she wants.

Then don't work at lot of projects at the same time? Is anyone forcing your Robert? No, really, what is the reason?

If you have a ton of projects it means you have passion for none of them.

Also, what are the projects he keeps talking about, Robert loves to talk about being hard at work at many things, and yet we see none of that.

Well, If I were to be a cynical person, I would say that Robert is working on jack and shit, but keeps talking about how he is just hard at work in the background in the next great american novel because his actual content output is embarrassing and low quality.

 

[TowinKarz]

The only way a 'god' could get duped by humans is if the 'god' cannot look into a human mind. In which case, is it really a 'god'?! No, no it is not. A universe where the 'gods' are every bit as flawed as the humans is quite frankly a hopeless concept.

This is why I find it funny whenever someone thinks they've "hacked" their own religion and found a way to technically work when your religion demands a Sabbath Day, or eat when it requires fasting, etc. And it's always some rules-lawyering move you'd find in a D&D campaign or exploiting a hack in a computer game where you find a spot where there code for the physics has a hole in it allowing you to do things not intended... it's not some advancement of reason and knowledge, it's malicious compliance.

As if a true omnipotent God can't read your mind and know the whole reason you went to the trouble was not for the sake of learning or finding a better path of worship, but, no make it so you are "fooling" the God...trying to find a way to reward yourself the perks without the effort.

And if that was your goal all along, and God knows it, what makes you think he/she/it is going to even let you attempt to plea your case when your motives were selfish all along?

Another reason Bob's so loathsome, he thinks he's too smart for us to see what really motivates him is pettiness.