Ralph Barnhardt said:
Doesn't Bob only have a liberal arts degree from a community college that took him something like 8 years to finish a two year degree? Isn't the only non-internet job that he had was the Blockbuster or video rental store clerk job that he either left or got fired from because he made fun of The Passion of the Christ and the owner was a Christian or something? Hasn't he spent the past decade making shitty videos that have gotten progressively lazier and worse?
I think the thing where
The Passion of the Christ came into play was when he worked at a local cable access show reviewing movies, and the owner was a Christian and didn't appreciate what Bob said about the
Passion. IIRC Bob wanted to do with
Passion what he did with the latest
Fantastic Beasts movie and not even watch it to review it. (Remember that stupid not-review review where Bob kept saying "
NOPE, NOT GOING TO WATCH IT, NOT GOING TO REVIEW IT, NOPE NOPE NOPE CUZ FUCK JKR, FRIENDO!") Because Bob has no fucking tact, after doubling and tripling down because fedora-tipper, he (unreliable narrator but who knows) claimed that it got to the point where the owner of the cable station wanted to
shoot him in the goddamn parking lot.
I can't remember if he was actually
paid to do the reviewing of movies on the cable access show, however.
Ralph Barnhardt said:
Rian purposefully tanked the series because he does not create, he only subverts expectations with pointless and destructive deconstruction. The Last Jedi only exists because Rian wanted to destroy what came before it. It seems like a running theme in all the things that Bob likes: Something that undermines or ruins what came before it and then even though it's an abysmal approximation of what it was it's the only thing left. It's like Bob and other retards cannot create art so they simply get rid of the art they're mimicking, leaving nothing to compare their abomination to, and thus making their atrocity true art by the merit of being the only thing that's left.
OF COURSE Bob's all down for Roundhead Rian's mockery and butchery (and Kathleen Kennedy's) because to Bob, it's all about sticking it to the
MAGAnaiseghoulen. He positively REVELS in people Being Mad about a thing that he thinks is alright or that he likes. Remember, this is the guy that says Canon doesn't matter, because no matter what came before, what comes next doesn't HAVE to follow any previously laid down precedent, if you're a writer, you can write what you want, and this is why
Care Bears: Paradise Lost is a good idea. It's kind of a vicarious power trip for Bob. If the Wrongthinkers can be make upset about a media company completely turning a franchise inside-out and upside-down, so much the better, and so much more will Bobby support it. And somehow this means BOBBY wins.
Disney's in worse shape than they let on previously, apparently, and the damage done to Star Wars and other properties is slowly starting to show up, but do you think Bob will change his tune about all the mistakes that were made that led to this upheaval? Fuck no. He'll blame the Worthless Wheelbarrow Wight Trash that stole his Soopeeryah Fyootchah
and not the people to whom the blame entirely belongs. He'll STILL be too busy ripping into WBD for hiring the guy that allegedly greenlit "
Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo" as if that was some sort of cardinal sin. NO, Bob, Zaslav did NOT "create"
Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo. Greenlighting and creating are two different things. Bob should know this.
Ralph Barnhard said:
Fucking mask off. How pathetic is it to be Bob, with all of the shit surrounding him, and then to act like perversion is somehow going to get us to that superior fucha? That picture on the left? The one where everyone was dressed up like a blood clot? That's from the grammys. Those people aren't discovering the new fire. They're not coming up with the lifesaving treatments. They're not fighting wars. The records they set matter not one bit to our lives. They are millionaire elitist perverts that make cooperate funded bread and circuses and Bob wants us to believe that we should center society around that.
Keep coping Bob. You are never getting out of Lynn. You are bog-standard white trash from suburban Boston. You can keep trying to pretend that you're some kind of secret genius, or at the very least one of those "weirdos" you so coyly put at the end, but everyone sees you for what you really are. A poser, no more legitimate than your beloved men in dresses.
I'm thoroughly convinced that Bob
thinks believes with all his heart that if somehow Troons can be given the trooned-out bodies they want to become their authentic selves, this will somehow make it a stride in the long march forward to getting him a Mario-shka brain in a Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex body. He literally thinks that research into "correcting" biology's "mistake" with troons, will benefit him when he gets his consciousness uploaded into his robot body. Also those "tall whamen" he thirsts over might actually get something better than a literal hatchet wound.
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