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Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.
That's what for-profit, the customer-is-always-right medicine gets you.
Now that opioids are harder to sell, pharmaceutical companies need to find new ways to make bank.
People like hearing people talk about what they love more than they like hearing people bitch and moan about what they hate. I love a good roast, or a train wreck, but positive content is way more marketable.
Bob doesn't love things enough to capitalize on this though. He's supposed to be this big film guy, but he'd rather moan on Twitter than talk about what he supposedly loves.
Never fear, Seth Rogan is here. Now she looks like a deformed potato. If this version sticks (I doubt it) I wonder if she'll be doing all those flips and kicks in future videogames. That will be quite something. (I wonder if the change is a rights thing where they didn't want to pay Playmates for the iconic design.)
It shocks me that they made black April so unattractive and fat. It's insulting. I've not bothered to watch any clips of it, if any exists, so I'm wondering if they made her sassy or bitchy to make her full stereotype.
This reminds me of an image I recently saw this floating around.
This helps reinforce my opinion that these people cannot create, only tear down and replace with a mockery with what came before.
Do women or anyone at all enjoy watching this shit? One thing that escapes Bob is that this just looks like it has no appeal. It just comes off as super patronizing that they have do stick the female characters together like its unusual and it can't be normal to have a female hero.
More boring political shit concerning Twitter and e-mails. I don't waste brain power trying to figure this out.
Bobby, bro to bro talk. What your newspaper man father taught you has long been obsolete.
Yawn
Woman who deflects from rightthink gets the Bob Chipman treatment.
Not even being a pro-choice atheist Democrat can save you in Superior Future.
Cases like that does make Inferior Past looks attractive.
For something supposedly non-existent, "woke" gets on people's nerve a lot.
The attempt to pack as much semantic info as possible into art will soon become tiring, but this is hardly the fault of AI developers.
LOL as if Hell would let a bubblebrain like Bobby reign! He might reign in an outhouse in Hell.
No!!! MCU saved Chris Evans!!! My MCU hero is a well-written and well-round character!
Brain fart about Kevin Feige.
Batman is easy to sell, some other entities in Snyderverse not so much.
Turns out Capeshit Criticism has its own Devin Faraci.
If you think the Oscars has nowhere lower to sink, think again.
Although to be perfectly honest, I do want to see how Andie MacDowell is doing these days.
I haven't see any of the titles, but from words of mouth Mad God is indeed a different beast from Disney trash.
Seth Rogen implores critics to stop hurting him.
Reminder that this subhumanoid ghoul doesn't mind hurting Zack Snyder even during Snyder's bereavment. BTW, if you are indeed hurt by people you don't even respect, you are not made for creative work or critical work.
Defending jews is bad enough; defending jews in Hollywood is how pathetic this subhumanoid ghoul and his equally ghoulish fans are.
Bobby matters, because Bobby is wise to the ways of racists: every criticism towards a colored character is just an excuse. The only way not to be racist is not to criticize. What DDayCobra said was that Reva is 100% irrelevant and was simply a tool for pushing ID-politics.
Jennifer Lawrence does what she does best: showing boobage. The last gag that Bobby is so happy about involves Lawrence's character giving the boy a swirlie.
I don't know what Bobby is yammering below, but I hope you all remember Bobby just said it is a mistake to make fans dictate the direction of a franchise.
"Non-binary kids"
Product placement. That's what you've just watched.
Booze for menchildren. The Chipman Brothers shed vodka-soaked tears.
It's always fun to watch someone encounter a Wild Bob who hasn't been aware of him previously. If MovieBob was able to do jumping jacks, he might knock down his Mom's house. He mentions his wife in the video, but I he might not be aware of how thirst and inexperienced Bob is, since he didn't say much about it.
Quote bug (but hey at least we can see that we can't quote as opposed to the buttons disappearing, thanks Nool), but I'm gonna pull out a couple.
First off, Bob's fever dream about Kevin Feige making an Oscar-worthy capeshit movie. Now, we all know Top Gun: Maverick has zero chance of winning Best Picture, even if it was more entertaining than a fair amount of the usual Oscar bait, so I don't see why Bobby thinks that copying the same strategy would work for Marvel. But more than that, Feige doesn't have anywhere near the pull to actually pull the plug on the MCU for a decade. Disney is fully intent on running that trend into the ground, box office and critical/audience response be damned.
Honestly, I think they should have done that anyway, not for some elaborate long-term plan to win golden statues nobody cares about a decade later, but because they would have gone out on top. Maybe a few years later down the line, when the trend didn't feel as stale, then they could have brought it back and rode the money train a second time. Instead, we have the middling and meandering Phase 4+, where nobody really knows why they're still doing these aside from greed and inertia.
And second, why is Bob praising the Mario movie team for sticking to the source material? Just a few days ago, he was deep-throating the Ant-Man 3 writer because he was making fun of fans and basically insisting that fans are the last people you should listen to, lest you end up with (shudder) the dreaded Snyderverse. By that logic, the Mario movie should take a dump on everything that Bob loves, and he should be grateful for the privilege of the filmmakers ruining his childhood.
Oh, wait, no, it's different in this case because it's something that Bob is truly a fan of. Capeshit is more of a passing interest for him compared to his all-consuming love of the bing bing wahoo. If they dared to get anything wrong, he would be firing off a thousand tweets in a row about how he was betrayed.
I made a quick update to the OP. I think the first bit is important and I must put it down before I forget.
Under "Recap", added the following paragraph.
Bob’s dad was a “newspaper man”, and Bob identifies as a “journalist” himself. For these reasons he defends journalists (including “game journalists”) with all his might, no matter how scummy, duplicitous and bigoted they are.
Under "Bob's Allies", added the following entries:
Ulysse Carrière-Bouchard (@inherent_itgirl) – Since dropping out of PhD in Stanford (Classics) because he couldn’t stand the “misgendering”, this man has lived on Twitter and argued with Marxists. Has a bone against InfraHaz (see “Bob’s nemesis”) and keeps trying to prove himself a bigger man than Haz. Presumably attracted Bob’s attention this way, and the two instantly bonded. Incidentally, both share a maledictory hatred for manual workers.
JonnySocialism – a nemesis of Peter Coffin, Caleb Maupin and their fellow “LaRouchites”.
To do: I need to add Christopher Marc under Bob's Allies, and I'm still looking for more info on JonnySocialism.
N.B. The forum software has been updated and quotes have become more restrictive. I think this is an improvement, although it does work against some people's habits. Please just highlight the part of the you want to quote, instead of pressing on "Reply" at the bottom on the post.
Under "Recap", added the following paragraph.
Bob’s dad was a “newspaper man”, and Bob identifies as a “journalist” himself. For these reasons he defends journalists (including “game journalists”) with all his might, no matter how scummy, duplicitous and bigoted they are.
oh, this new "select portion to reply to" function is neat. Kudos to Dear Leader @Null for patching this in. @King Dead, if you highlight a section in such a post where the reply button is not green and hovering over it shows "message too big to quote", "quote" pops up as an option to click on near the text in question.
NO, Bob, you are NOT a "journalist". You don't be a journalist because your Daddy was one. I don't believe Bob ever worked for a newspaper. He never went to Journalism school. He did not take journalism courses. Yes yes I know, anybody with a camera or a phone can document things in a journalistic way, but this is not what Bob does. Not even close. But this is the argument that Leftists use to dismiss people who do these things without a journalism degree as "Not Real Journalists".
Trolling wikipedia for information is not a journalism. The only reason Roger Ebert was considered a journalist, is because he was a fucking newspaper journalist before he became a movie critic.
It shocks me that they made black April so unattractive and fat. It's insulting. I've not bothered to watch any clips of it, if any exists, so I'm wondering if they made her sassy or bitchy to make her full stereotype.
This reminds me of an image I recently saw this floating around. View attachment 4741221
This helps reinforce my opinion that these people cannot create, only tear down and replace with a mockery with what came before.
Companies want to release subpar garbage and cheaply made remakes, so then cover their slop in woke ideology, knowing that in the current political climate doing that would insolate and obfuscate all legitimate criticism anyone has for their products. When people get mad, they just double down and publicly accuse all naysayers of being fascist filmbro sexist racist Trump voting incels.
I'd list some examples but honestly there is just too much to pick from.
It goes beyond just entertainment like films, videogames and comicbooks. Ever stop and think why so many companies release statements of support towards Current Thing or change their logos to LGBT flags on Pride Month and whatever? It's simple. They align themselves with the most screeching and socially influential side in the culture war in order to use their people as PR shock troops. They count on idiots like Bob to vehemently defend everything they do or release out of a sense of duty towards The Cause.
It even holds true for entire political parties and governments. It's all very cynical. These organizations are not true believers. The people they hire to do all of this stuff are, but the organizations themselves are just using wokeism as a leverage point and all the culture warriors as force multipliers.
The most hilariously tragic thing about all this is how the hack writers, left-wing actors and Gender Studies sensitivity readers who participate in this charade are ultimately hurting their own cause in the long term. The more companies use social causes to insulate their trash products from criticism, the more regular people begin associating these causes with trash, and some might even come to the conclusion that the wokeism is the reason why the products are bad. It's patronizing and terribly self-defeating.
tfw you can't trick people into giving you free money and you refuse to get an actual job. Much like these retards have ruined the word Nazi and fascist they are now going to poison the word genocide now that people are no longer forced to give them preferential treatment and have the legal recourse to tell them "No". I'm sorry Sean that you weren't smart enough or were able to get corporate backing to be able to fleece $100k from people.
@Positron I think null's new update for long posts broke mobile, I can't quote blobs tweets so I'll be downloading them bro, thank u for your service.
At least they are saying and doing something compared to a president that hasn't been down there.
Flordia= Africa/Iran guys. First racist towards blacks dont ya think? Second, Considering my sister's family moved out of there unmolested, generally had a good time other than the humidity rusting their cars, that's not fair.
Subhumanoid. Then proceeds to call a cybertruck a Nintendo 64 truck (maybe, might be referring to gas vehicles), which is impossible. Only electric trucks out are the F150 Lightning and Rivians (which are ass), and personally... a truck ain't a truck without gas. All said by the man that wants a ELECTRIC SANTA CRUZ MINI TRUCK. Hyundai electrics blow up more than Teslas lol.
Stop ruining my transformers for me and my nephews Blob. You Consoom so hard so the next generation has nothing left. At least there's 30 years worth of backlog, things like G1, Animated, Prime, the Cybertron games on the 360 come to mind, but I shouldn't have to see another franchise burn.
Adult sunny D. That is all.
I made a quick update to the OP. I think the first bit is important and I must put it down before I forget.
Under "Recap", added the following paragraph.
Bob’s dad was a “newspaper man”, and Bob identifies as a “journalist” himself. For these reasons he defends journalists (including “game journalists”) with all his might, no matter how scummy, duplicitous and bigoted they are.
Under "Bob's Allies", added the following entries:
Ulysse Carrière-Bouchard (@inherent_itgirl) – Since dropping out of PhD in Stanford (Classics) because he couldn’t stand the “misgendering”, this man has lived on Twitter and argued with Marxists. Has a bone against InfraHaz (see “Bob’s nemesis”) and keeps trying to prove himself a bigger man than Haz. Presumably attracted Bob’s attention this way, and the two instantly bonded. Incidentally, both share a maledictory hatred for manual workers.
JonnySocialism – a nemesis of Peter Coffin, Caleb Maupin and their fellow “LaRouchites”.
To do: I need to add Christopher Marc under Bob's Allies, and I'm still looking for more info on JonnySocialism.
N.B. The forum software has been updated and quotes have become more restrictive. I think this is an improvement, although it does work against some people's habits. Please just highlight the part of the you want to quote instead of pressing on "Reply".
Ok I'm a retard with the replies lol. I will "do better" in the future. Could you add the part where he whines about wanting a Electric Hyundai Santa Cruz yet bitches about teslas exploding constantly?
Reminder that this subhumanoid ghoul doesn't mind hurting Zack Snyder even during Snyder's bereavment. BTW, if you are indeed hurt by people you don't even respect, you are not made for creative work or critical work.
You can see what Schrader is talking about and why it clicks, even without seeing the context about who's boohooing themselves about meanness towards their person.
Bob's two tweet comments, though - Jesus fucking Christ. If he isn't parroting some ancient schtick ("I'm not going to lie", "Person X is the evil, the other person is person Y"), his output is jumbled, syntactically abused eye rape.
This fucker isn't worth the retail value of the candle you could make from his rendered suet.
You can see what Schrader is talking about and why it clicks, even without seeing the context about who's boohooing themselves about meanness towards their person.
Bob's two tweet comments, though - Jesus fucking Christ. If he isn't parroting some ancient schtick ("I'm not going to lie", "Person X is the evil, the other person is person Y"), his output is jumbled, syntactically abused eye rape.
This fucker isn't worth the retail value of the candle you could make from his rendered suet.
Criticism is part of art. Doesn't matter how long you work on it, it has to pass the shit test. You would think a CRITIC like Bob would get that, but he only criticizes either easy targets, like Pacific Rim: Uprising (greatest disappointment of my life) or people he hates. You got to be able to tell when something you like sucks, or else no one should take you seriously as a critic. Same as a artist, you're a fraud otherwise.
You can see what Schrader is talking about and why it clicks, even without seeing the context about who's boohooing themselves about meanness towards their person.
Bob's two tweet comments, though - Jesus fucking Christ. If he isn't parroting some ancient schtick ("I'm not going to lie", "Person X is the evil, the other person is person Y"), his output is jumbled, syntactically abused eye rape.
This fucker isn't worth the retail value of the candle you could make from his rendered suet.
Bob is kind of interesting among cows in that he mostly makes you hate him on rhetoric alone. Whereas other cows have consent accidents or financial grifts, Bob mainly just says horrible things. Yes, he eBegs, but I'm not sure that even counts as a grift, since I think anyone can check his content and say, "yes, this is what I want to support with my money."
I'm not really sure why Rogen has the position in Hollywood that he has, but I'll take a stab in the dark and say "nepotism." So, let's do some lazy research:
Seth Aaron Rogen was born on April 15, 1982, in Vancouver, British Columbia, to a Jewish family of Ukrainian and Russian origin.[1][2] His mother, Sandy Belogus, is a social worker, and his American father, Mark Rogen, worked for non-profit organizations and as an assistant director of the Workmen's Circle Jewish fraternal organization.[3][4][5][6]
Formed in 1900 by Yiddish-speaking Jewish immigrants from Eastern Europe, The Workmen's Circle at first acted as a mutual aid society, helping its members to adapt to their new life in America. It provided life insurance, unemployment relief, healthcare, social interaction, burial assistance and general education through its branches throughout the US as well as through its national office. Soon, the organization was joined by more politically focused socialist Bundists who advocated the anti-assimilationist idea of Yiddish cultural autonomy, led by education in Yiddish and socialist ideals.
The General Jewish Labour Bund in Lithuania, Poland and Russia (Yiddish: אַלגעמײנער ייִדישער אַרבעטער־בונד אין ליטע, פּױלן און רוסלאַנד, romanized: Algemeyner Yidisher Arbeter-bund in Lite, Poyln un Rusland),[1] generally called The Bund (Yiddish: דער בונד, romanized: Der Bund, cognate to German: Bund, lit. 'federation' or 'union') or the Jewish Labour Bund (Yiddish: דער יידישער ארבעטער־בונד, romanized: Der Yidisher Arbeter-Bund), was a secular Jewish socialist party initially formed in the Russian Empire and active between 1897 and 1920. In 1917 the Polish part of the Bund, which dated to the times when Poland was a Russian territory, seceded from the Russian Bund and created a new Polish General Jewish Labour Bund which continued to operate in Poland in the years between the two world wars. The majority faction of the Russian Bund was dissolved in 1921 and incorporated into the Communist Party. Other remnants of the Bund endured in various countries. A member of the Bund was called a Bundist.
So, basically, Rogen is a communist from a communist party, which would explain a lot about his Hollywood career working to undermine and destroy the United States.
If Elon made an actual Nintendo 64 truck Bob would be all over that like a fly on stink.
tfw you can't trick people into giving you free money and you refuse to get an actual job. Much like these retards have ruined the word Nazi and fascist they are now going to poison the word genocide now that people are no longer forced to give them preferential treatment and have the legal recourse to tell them "No". I'm sorry Sean that you weren't smart enough or were able to get corporate backing to be able to fleece $100k from people.
You'd think that a truck that even looked like it came from N64 graphics would appeal to bob regardless. But maybe the truth is it looks more like PS1 graphics, which is Console-wars anathema to Bob.
Peak irony would be Bob buying a Santa Cruz that just happened to be electric, and it asplodes on him, while his "moderate" neighbor across the street's Tesla remains fine and nothing happens to it.
There's so many Teslas in MY NDP-heavy town, we're practically tripping over them. You know how many Tesla car explosions I've seen or heard about in town? FUCKING ZERO. A Tesla did catch fire in Vancouver recently, but not because of the battery.
Y'know, I was thinking about how unfunny bob's Eugenics Tweet Joke is. You know the one. Where he's sitting in traffic bemoaning the ruining of Eugenics as a concept.
But this is why this doesn't work as a joke:
Eugenics is supposed to "improve" humanity. Bob's juxtaposition of Traffic and Eugenics suggests that Bob isn't simply thinking of the improvement of the species. Traffic is a NUMBERS game. Traffic doesn't get better if the same number of people on the roads are just a little bit prettier/smarter. A LOT of people would have to FUCKING DIE, for a Traffic Problem to be solved. And the worst part of it? While Bob complains "jokingly" that Nazis ruined the concept of Eugenics, the framing of the "joke" has it implied to be EXACTLY the kind of "Eugenics" AS PRACTICED BY THE NAZIS.
So yeah, Bob tried passing it off as a "joke" but it wasn't really a joke because a) it wasn't funny and b) in context it makes NO FUCKING SENSE except as a lament that people aren't mass-murdered to deny oxygen to MAGAnaiseghoulen in minecraft fix Boston's traffic woes. Bob doesn't understand humor, OR he was passing it off as a joke after the fact because he got caught saying the quiet part out loud.
Criticism is part of art. Doesn't matter how long you work on it, it has to pass the shit test. You would think a CRITIC like Bob would get that, but he only criticizes either easy targets, like Pacific Rim: Uprising (greatest disappointment of my life) or people he hates. You got to be able to tell when something you like sucks, or else no one should take you seriously as a critic. Same as a artist, you're a fraud otherwise.
Bob believes that only he and people he agrees with should be critics. Anyone else is just some douchebag who needs to die in a fire painfully for daring to sully their good name.
There's so many Teslas in MY NDP-heavy town, we're practically tripping over them. You know how many Tesla car explosions I've seen or heard about in town? FUCKING ZERO. A Tesla did catch fire in Vancouver recently, but not because of the battery.
Obviously a lie. Personal experiences and first hand accounts are irrelevant. The only stories that matter are the ones that support the narrative that Musk is a bad man.
Oh no, the N64 is when Bob stopped playing games because Pokemon made being a gamer less special. Now if it was an NES? He'd love Elon.
Bob believes that only he and people he agrees with should be critics. Anyone else is just some douchebag who needs to die in a fire painfully for daring to sully their good name.
Obviously a lie. Personal experiences and first hand accounts are irrelevant. The only stories that matter are the ones that support the narrative that Musk is a bad man.
I am not a Musk fan by any means but the reasons that people like Movie bob use to hate Musk are so sad. They claim he is a White supremacist despite the fact he is Jewish. They also used to love him until like a year ago. I do legitimately think his Twitter is an improvement over the old Twitter but that isn't saying much. I just don't see what you can criticize musk for that can't very easily be said about any other billionaire including the ones people like Bob like.
Under "Recap", added the following paragraph.
To do: I need to add 
