Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob proceeds to beg his mutuals to be character witnesses

It did wonders for him when hotdog lady called him a creepy sex pest.

 

[Flexo]

It's why I'm glad to be Christian. Even if I die young, I die happy. Bob will never have that peace, he shunned his faith long ago, and you know, a part of him fears he was wrong. It's why he lashes out, wants to go full Cyberpunk, so he never has to meet his maker.

I was having a debate with @AnOminous about it on another page and now I realize Bob is an almost perfect example of Pascal's Wager. (Chipman's wager?)

I'll prefer to believe even if it's a lie because it's better than being a miserable asshole like Bob. XD (not bringing the debate here just hoping maybe he'll understand the point I was trying to make better)

 

[WelperHelper99]

I was having a debate with @AnOminous about it on another page and now I realize Bob is an almost perfect example of Pascal's Wager. (Chipman's wager?)

I'll prefer to believe even if it's a lie because it's better than being a miserable asshole like Bob. XD (not bringing the debate here just hoping maybe he'll understand the point I was trying to make better)

No, it makes sense. There are a lot of lolcows like Bob that are that edgy athiest, and just hate God because fuck you dad. They are all miserable, hate themselves, and take it out on others. Even if it turns out not to be true, I'm just saying, Bob isn't making a good argument not to believe.

 

[King Dead]

Someone dangles a piece of autism bait in front of Bobby.

It will never not amuse me whenever Bob says "we did a video" or "we put this out" when referring to a video on his channel, implying that he has anyone else helping him at all. Hell, he's even admitted on Twitter that he doesn't hire anyone else because he's too much of a cheapskate he believes in compensating people fairly for their time and can't afford to pay an editor a living wage. He's just that desperate to appear like a bigshot with a team.

Either that, or he's so fat that he counts as multiple people.

This will go nowhere. But it's important to plant seeds. The department of education was never supposed to exist and it's important to remind people of just that. Bob thinks the government should program you like a robot. Many liberals in fact because government = truth or some shit

A good argument for getting rid of the Department of Education is simply to look at their results. In the decades since its establishment (first as part of the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, and later as its own independent department), American children's learning abilities have gone down across the board, despite increased spending and countless programs designed to course-correct. Obviously they're not doing their job, so why keep it going?

(An argument could be made that this is the point, that a dumber populace is easier to control, but that's all the more reason to put an end to it.)

I think it's because the only thing more massive than Bob's stomach is his ego. Bob can't imagine the world going on without him. It enrages him. Coupled with him impotency (in his career, relationships, and otherwise) that rage boils over into bitter resentment with the world. How dare humanity go on without Cinema Roberto!

It's why he's always talking about people not mattering; he's projecting hard. His greatest fear isn't death, it's an unlived life. A life that he understands deep down, never really amounted to anything.

Moviebob’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-Shakespeare, probably

The projection is so damn transparent, it's hilarious to see. You can just imagine Bob's thumbs furiously pounding away at his phone keyboard as he repeats his increasingly complicated mantra, memorized easily because he hears it in his head every day. Bob knows he's not a person; he's a consoomer, an ideologue, a useful idiot. He knows his life has no meaning, no purpose, and won't matter in the grand scheme of things, no matter how much he tries to bluster otherwise. His existence will be an endless series of waking up, stuffing his maw with average-sized portions of Mickey D's, consooming product, regurgitating opinions, and crashing.

But confronting this truth would be too much for him, so he lashes out at wrongthinkers and tries to redirect these thoughts onto them, not understanding that they're not wounded by such juvenile insults. I'd be willing to bet that most people he yells at have actual jobs, real-life friends, family that care about them, relationships, and had sex with women, things that continue to elude Bob despite his belief that he's owed them all for having the right opinions.

The only people that will care about Bob after the betus gets him will be us, and only because we will have lost a source of endless amusement. His only legacy will be 300k+ tweets and a dead YouTube channel.

Speaking of, we're almost at that point, less than a thousand until he breaks the big 300k. Obviously he's already tweeted more than that considering deletions, but it'll be amusing to see the sheer amount of time he's wasted arguing with randos made official.

 

[WelperHelper99]

A good argument for getting rid of the Department of Education is simply to look at their results. In the decades since its establishment (first as part of the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, and later as its own independent department), American children's learning abilities have gone down across the board, despite increased spending and countless programs designed to course-correct. Obviously they're not doing their job, so why keep it going?

(An argument could be made that this is the point, that a dumber populace is easier to control, but that's all the more reason to put an end to it.)

Honestly this. They won't listen to constitutionality, but its hard to deny grades and test scores, not to mention misbehavior has gone through the roof. Why do you think charter schools are popping up everywhere? Less money yet more results.

 

[TowinKarz]

I just don't understand why Bob thinks his life is so great that he never wants it to end.

It's not what he wants to do with life, it's that he's obsessed with outliving "obsoletes", as that's the only win he can manage.

He can't die richer, more beloved, more accomplished or more enlightened than anyone else, due to his combined sloth, arrogance and oafishness.

But if he lives just one second beyond you?

He "wins" , regardless of what you did, by simply outlasting you. That's how petty he has to be to satiate his own ego that he is the one who matters and not you.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob grew up in church or Catholic schooling. He is the kind of person Paul spoke of in the book of Romans

"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools"

Spoiler: Romans 1:21-32

21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

 

[Mr Processor]

Educate me: what is the next MCU project that involves Majors's character?

"The Kang Dynasty!" "Citizen Kang!" "KANG!"

Actually, so far only "The Kang Dynasty!" is real out of those three movie titles. Still, he was probably going to show up in Guardians of the Galaxy 3 as well, because it's all about Kang!

 

[Koby_Fish]

IF IT AIN'T GOT CHEESE ON IT, IT'S NOT A PROPER PIZZA, CHRIS.
Good lord. I'm sure the meat is fine, but holy shit the sauce and mayo are way, way too much.

Look at this shit:

That could use, oh I don't know, HALF the sauce or LESS, and NONE of the mayo. Horseradish would be acceptable in those amounts, but it absolutely needs CHEESE. The presentation indicates some idiot baked a pizza shell, THEN put all this shit on top. I understand why; they don't want the meat overcooked. But holy shit, load it up, throw some cheese on it, and THEN throw it on the oven for like 15 min to melt the cheese. THEN it would be OK. You could have a "Philly Cheese-steak Pizza" that way. This looks like some Bullshit Chippa or Bob would invent if it didn't already exist.

It's why I'm glad to be Christian. Even if I die young, I die happy. Bob will never have that peace, he shunned his faith long ago, and you know, a part of him fears he was wrong. It's why he lashes out, wants to go full Cyberpunk, so he never has to meet his maker.

Bob SHOULD know that the world is supposed to end; either via the Second Coming , or the Heat Death of the Universe . Bob, being the crayon-eater he is, is unlikely to survive either.
It doesn't help Bob's case that those who knew what the Master wanted and didn't do it, will be beaten with many blows, but those who didn't know what the Master wanted and didn't do it will be beaten with few blows. Bob DEFINITELY knows what "Sky-Daddy" wants. Apostates like Bob will definitely get it worse. Maybe whoever's in charge down there will take particular joy in ironic torture, such as Bullying Bob the way he was bullied using "entities" that resemble the banes of his existence, such as any of the "bros" at high school, Twitter MAGAnaiseghoulen, or Drumpf; or Denying him Oxygen in the wastelands (you don't actually need to breathe but the sensation that a person can't breathe is TERRIFYING); or some horrifically impossible version of Super Mario Frustration and Bob's fat ass can't clear the first jump - but he must repeat it over and over again and fall in the lava. I remember seeing a Near Death Experience thing where a guy who was militant atheist landed in Hell and saw what happened to Hitler - he was being gassed and cremated, then reset, over and over. Bob, when Jesus said, "Do unto others what you would have them do unto you," he wasn't whistling dixie.

No, it makes sense. There are a lot of lolcows like Bob that are that edgy athiest, and just hate God because fuck you dad. They are all miserable, hate themselves, and take it out on others. Even if it turns out not to be true, I'm just saying, Bob isn't making a good argument not to believe.

I guess Bob never read what St. Paul said.

And if our hope in Christ is only for this life, we are more to be pitied than anyone in the world.

Bob should know better!

 

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bob shitman brothers are retarded mongoloid pigs

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

I was having a debate with @AnOminous about it on another page and now I realize Bob is an almost perfect example of Pascal's Wager. (Chipman's wager?)

I'll prefer to believe even if it's a lie because it's better than being a miserable asshole like Bob. XD (not bringing the debate here just hoping maybe he'll understand the point I was trying to make better)

He's also a great example of the idea that in absence of a God, people will find other things to worship.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bob SHOULD know that the world is supposed to end; either via the Second Coming , or the Heat Death of the Universe . Bob, being the crayon-eater he is, is unlikely to survive either.
It doesn't help Bob's case that those who knew what the Master wanted and didn't do it, will be beaten with many blows, but those who didn't know what the Master wanted and didn't do it will be beaten with few blows. Bob DEFINITELY knows what "Sky-Daddy" wants. Apostates like Bob will definitely get it worse. Maybe whoever's in charge down there will take particular joy in ironic torture, such as Bullying Bob the way he was bullied using "entities" that resemble the banes of his existence, such as any of the "bros" at high school, Twitter MAGAnaiseghoulen, or Drumpf; or Denying him Oxygen in the wastelands (you don't actually need to breathe but the sensation that a person can't breathe is TERRIFYING); or some horrifically impossible version of Super Mario Frustration and Bob's fat ass can't clear the first jump - but he must repeat it over and over again and fall in the lava. I remember seeing a Near Death Experience thing where a guy who was militant atheist landed in Hell and saw what happened to Hitler - he was being gassed and cremated, then reset, over and over. Bob, when Jesus said, "Do unto others what you would have them do unto you," he wasn't whistling dixie.

I guess Bob never read what St. Paul sai

I think a portion of him is scared about what's on the other side, otherwise why keep bringing it up? If God is truly dead why care so much about what the Believers feel? Sounds like fear to me is all I'm saying

 

[Lensherr]

It's not just religion. It's being at peace with what you leave behind. With Bob, his greatest accomplishment is his twitter, honestly. Which is not much. It could be wiped out at any time, same with his youtube channel, or youtube itself, as unlikely as that is. Legacy is a important thing to a man, including Bob.

When your most prominent legacy is a 5000+ page Kiwi Farms thread and a new one that’s almost cleared 200, then any sane person would do some introspection and reevaluate their life. Bob isn’t a sane person though.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I think a portion of him is scared about what's on the other side, otherwise why keep bringing it up? If God is truly dead why care so much about what the Believers feel? Sounds like fear to me is all I'm saying

while I am in NO way discounting that at the back of the mush that passes for the brain inside Bob's crayon-filled skull there is some fear that he's ackshually wrong about "Sky Daddy", I think it goes in a different direction for Bob.

You see, to Bob, it's the Believers that hold a society back from progressing forwards. And yes, there are some religious beliefs and practices that do in fact impede the cause of Science . But overwhelmingly, these are not beliefs arising from Christianity/Judaism. Bob, however, would have you believe that the Abrahamic beliefs are holding society back because they disapprove of things like abortion, trooning out, and stuff like that. Bob doesn't simply believe that abortions should be a thing, it's more like, EVERY abortion that COULD take place, SHOULD take place. Else this turns women into a literal Handmaid's Tale, as if adoption wasn't ever a thing. Which is hilarious to me because where else are those gay couples who can't find a surrogate going to get a baby? Troons must be trooned out early and often, not simply to prevent them joining the 41%, but also because Trooning out is the key to Bob eventually getting his Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Body complete with Mario-shka brain to bing bing wahoo forever with. And also maybe a properly transitioned trans woman will finally be enough of a "tall woman" for him and she'll finally touch his penis date him. Believers MUST be eradicated because they are literally denying him his jetpack, "tall woman", and wheat.

Bob thinks it's Believers that stand in the way of NASA, when it was Barack fucking Obama that fucked NASA over by cancelling space shuttles and forcing astronauts to rely on regular-ass old skool rockets. If that shit is not going BACKWARDS, IDK what is.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Yesterday the Lord of Lynn tried to slap Ethan Van Sciver and today EVS slapped back. Spoilers, it doesn't end well for Bob.

The start, which @Positron already capped.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1640026114344075269

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "...and the response either rig…

archived 27 Mar 2023 22:32:38 UTC

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EVS takes notice.

https://twitter.com/EthanVanSciver/status/1640419417946243082

ETHAN VAN SCIVER on Twitter: "Bro, didn't Lindsay Ellis have to have …

archived 27 Mar 2023 22:30:45 UTC

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You can't see it in the cap because Bob has him blocked. He is quote tweeting the one above

Bob fires back!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1640479152007438345

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Don't you have work to not do?…

archived 27 Mar 2023 22:26:42 UTC

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FUCKING. LMAO.

Tail fully tucked in between his legs, the Lord of Lynn sojourns home.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1640480734321442816

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "...and when it IS someone who'…

archived 27 Mar 2023 22:36:38 UTC

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In short, Bob tried to dunk on EVS about dating women, of all things, didn't appreciate getting dunked on even harder by EVS using the sex pest pic, and now he's coping by saying EVS's opinion of him doesn't matter because EVS doesn't matter.

EDIT:
Adding in the only reply to Bob's last set of tweets.

 

[WelperHelper99]

You see, to Bob, it's the Believers that hold a society back from progressing forwards. And yes, there are some religious beliefs and practices that do in fact impede the cause of Science . But overwhelmingly, these are not beliefs arising from Christianity/Judaism. Bob, however, would have you believe that the Abrahamic beliefs are holding society back because they disapprove of things like abortion, trooning out, and stuff like that. Bob doesn't simply believe that abortions should be a thing, it's more like, EVERY abortion that COULD take place, SHOULD take place. Else this turns women into a literal Handmaid's Tale, as if adoption wasn't ever a thing. Which is hilarious to me because where else are those gay couples who can't find a surrogate going to get a baby? Troons must be trooned out early and often, not simply to prevent them joining the 41%, but also because Trooning out is the key to Bob eventually getting his Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Body complete with Mario-shka brain to bing bing wahoo forever with. And also maybe a properly transitioned trans woman will finally be enough of a "tall woman" for him and she'll finally touch his penis date him. Believers MUST be eradicated because they are literally denying him his jetpack, "tall woman", and wheat.

Progress =/= good. He doesn't seem to understand that. Some can be good. Others can be destructive. Unleash hell on earth. But you're fighting against dogma at that point, from a man that wants to be dictator for life so he can finally get laid. Progress all for self centered reasons, never for the betterment of man. When was the last time one of these fucks figured out something like concrete, a actual wonder material? Decades. Because as you said, Bob just wants to Bing Bing wahoo forever. So do the rest of them.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Now, I don't know how expensive Ireland is, but I doubt that anyone will be quitting their day job to pursue their love of slam poetry full time.

property prices in RoI are eye-wateringly expensive, to the point that people have to get multi-generation mortgages
in stark contrast, Northern Ireland is the cheapest place to live in the British isles

Progress =/= good. He doesn't seem to understand that. Some can be good. Others can be destructive.

as I find myself saying increasingly often these days, forward progress is not a good thing when you're stood at the edge of a cliff

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

A troon shot up a school in Tennessee . The damage control has started.




You faggots do not get to suddenly not care about the shooter's identity. Get fucked, promptly and fully.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yesterday the Lord of Lynn tried to slap Ethan Van Sciver and today EVS slapped back. Spoilers, it doesn't end well for Bob.

The start, which @Positron already capped.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1640026114344075269

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "...and the response either rig…

archived 27 Mar 2023 22:32:38 UTC

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EVS takes notice.

https://twitter.com/EthanVanSciver/status/1640419417946243082

ETHAN VAN SCIVER on Twitter: "Bro, didn't Lindsay Ellis have to have …

archived 27 Mar 2023 22:30:45 UTC

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You can't see it in the cap because Bob has him blocked. He is quote tweeting the one above

Bob fires back!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1640479152007438345

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Don't you have work to not do?…

archived 27 Mar 2023 22:26:42 UTC

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FUCKING. LMAO.

Tail fully tucked in between his legs, the Lord of Lynn sojourns home.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1640480734321442816

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "...and when it IS someone who'…

archived 27 Mar 2023 22:36:38 UTC

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In short, Bob tried to dunk on EVS about dating women, of all things, didn't appreciate getting dunked on even harder by EVS using the sex pest pic, and now he's coping by saying EVS's opinion of him doesn't matter because EVS doesn't matter.

EDIT:
Adding in the only reply to Bob's last set of tweets.
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Felt like I just watched a porno, pegging specifically, because Bob got fucked. No real response, just sputtering in retardation. Then calls him a subhuman, only to get called out.

A troon shot up a school in Tennessee . The damage control has started.
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You faggots do not get to suddenly not care about the shooter's identity. Get fucked, promptly and fully.

I've been reading this all day- Bob and gang can't process this shit

 

[Mr Processor]

A troon shot up a school in Tennessee . The damage control has started.
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You faggots do not get to suddenly not care about the shooter's identity. Get fucked, promptly and fully.

I mean, didn't she write a manifesto? I realize it's going to be buried and considered forbidden knowledge, but I'm pretty sure this was intended as an act of political terrorism.